Oliver at Large - Dulcimenia - Part 1/3

[ericjungleboy]

Why would a pichiery perk up when he sees a john crow? I would think it was the other way around if anything.

[AaronCountee]

Knocknee donkey..lol.

[gtmisshottie001]

di dankey look billyas lmao

[lecraevids]

usually at the end of his show he has a song that sounds like toots hibbert whats the song called

[jadedahcrazykidd]

ferda more i dont kno u.... u culd b a teeff ....... like u pupa....... se ya bwoy.... mi look like a teeff to u... u culd a pass fi one... if u wasnt such a oll man i wuld a ansa u een ya today.

[redshearz26]

Tell mi summtn yuh grow wid yuh granny? BOL LOL

[bredthren1234]

maaga donkey! lol

[lecraevids]

whats that song they always play at the beginning i think its by toots

[deidreable]

d donkey all look billias!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[aaliyah12211]

wi call him raaambo hie attack evbriting dung to breeze

[Mskiltz]

magga foot creature>>>>

[kiskedi]

donkey rental rate woiiiiiiii dwl

[jadedahcrazykidd]

antagonized di poor woman to ar death... an hear you u know she dead peaceful smiling.... a glad she glad fi get rid a you.... Funi sinting dat de man de a gwon wid ino im funny fi true

[Zion2319]

"LEFF MI AN MI ANTIQUE JACKASS AN WALK WEH U DEH GO" LMAO ONLY JAMAICANS.

[TheEve30]

The "KING OF COMEDY" Oliver Samuels, noone can never take your place JAMAICA LOVES YOU!

[SAVPINNOCK]

OLIVER IS THE BEST JAMAICAN ACTOR... I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

[ratney1]

unna build  d high way and lef we up yah fi suffer!!!!( ME? A NUH ME BUIL,D IT!!!)

[vmasaatukorala]

We hit it off so well after another visit busizz4me.info

[hapap1]

What does Maca dem mean? what does billious mean?

help someone

[JACrissGyal]

@hapap1 maka is like muck or grime, bilious is sickly or gross.

[hapap1]

@JACrissGyal Thank yoou

[Grin4Jesus]

mi skin feel crawly...lol

[gregbebe1]

dwl yuh si how yuh face fava fi dulciminea own lol. i will wlk u keep ur likkle old enimic donkey

[Icemelle]

yuh c hw yuh perk up like whn pichero c juncruh lol

[firrinnaruto]

nice

[ratney1]

nicw

[876Shottas]

look ya nuh,nuh bcause mi a beg u a likke ride offa u ole likke ole malnourish donkey enuh, u wah co tek libaty,

LMFAO!!!!!

[rudebwoy70]

Ah Donkey Skelington.....LMFAO!!

[icppg]

"Like yah pupa"... lmao!

[diamondcalves]

O my gosh this is all so hilarious.

Memories and good days. He perked up when him hear "Money" damn chicken head.

[xoxcherryxox44]

u think me can swing through tree like me a tarzan lmaooooooooooooooooooo

[TheEve30]

dat a no donkey dat a donkey skeleton lol!

[sweetbutdaring]

Gosh, why wud u argue with a man with a cutlass?!

[vivagoddess]

OH GOD I LOVE OLIVA!

[aphroditetianna]

love oliver bad lol

[pingpingping69]

whoieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......anti­que jackass...mi abdomin

[dette3000]

dat a nuh donkey dat a donkey skelinton. wooooooooooooo funny bad.

[barrettsquad85]

@dette3000 dat a nuh donkey skeleton dat a donkey make up from thread and dem whole heep a sof' simting dem

[7061680]

oliver is the best.  old "furnitures". lmao

[mew770]

fi har knock knee fit har looooooooooooool

[iriiegirl]

that a no donkey that a donkey skelenton lol

[thebigdogworks]

very funny

[babbiicakes99]

LMAO! " you cOuld be a theif" " LIKE YAH PUPA!" ROFL!!!

[ratney1]

@babbiicakes99 this funny

[diamondcalves]

@babbiicakes99 Pure jokes decades later and still again. TIMELESS

[MrCrustyfreddy]

no expletives

[bkszfin3st]

im guyanese but when jamacians speak i can understand about 75%-85% of what they say. depending on how thick there accent is.

[reggie1507]

thats funny cause im haitian wich a french country but i understand everything they say true say most my friends and my girl jamaican and i been thee x amount a times

[obsidiansdawn]

Wait! Ah NOW ketch it! Is BILIOUS him seh! Ah look it up. it mean: (a) Associalted with nausea of vomiting or (b) sickly. Ah DAT Oliver seh bout de man donkey?! *LOL

[robba47]

its ok

[mikeygeneral]

Man call the man donkey knocknee and malnourish.

ROll OveR.. LMAO

[obsidiansdawn]

Mi not Jamaican. Mi a Trinidadian. Ah weh Oliver mean when him seh de man donkey billiass? Ah weh dat mean?

[mikeygeneral]

It means anerrexic or constant vomiting causing weight loss.

[obsidiansdawn]

I found out Mona was played by Fay Ellington. And who is de fella who played Gassee?

[mikeygeneral]

Hell no Fay Ellington is not a man. She is the woman who played the mother in the "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" Episode of Oliver At Large.

Your'e totally off.

[obsidiansdawn]

*LOL* No, no. I know who Fay Ellington is. SHE played Mona, the lady with the car. I am asking you who is the MAN who played Gassee, Dulcimina's owner. :)

[mikeygeneral]

I did a lil research. the woman Mona in this wasn't even the lady from the "guess who's coming to dinner" episode.

and i don't know who played "Gassie". I can''t help you.

He's probably in farrin now sitting right next to you on the bus or train, and you'd never know.

LOL

[7061680]

she was also in "guess whos coming to dinner"

[ali123allie]

Classic!

[Iyalorde1]

ole chisel head bwoy...she a dead peaceful smiley...lol

[sleep410]

reading all this shit is making me home suck.

[CaribbeanBarBee]

lard gard!!! Is who yah far dis ole nak knee dankey.

[sycjoe]

I loved Oliver when I was a kid.

[tasceq22]

listen patwa is not broken English, its a creole....a combination of different languages. di tak crabe up crabe up

[nastynaomi77]

a dat mi seh lol

[theducunu]

exactly we should make it our 1st official language and 2nd english

besides if ukranian, bulgarian and russian are different languages then patois and english are 2 separate languages. a nuh nuh dialeck or whatever else dem waah bloodclaat seh

[mxdchix4lyfe]

da not no dankey, dat ah fi one dankey skelenton

[jwmnvwn]

lol what does he mean at 2:58.

"Noh, cursinial?"

[JASONATDTOP]

He is saying "No Kerosene Oil (Fuel)

[guyanesebeauty1]

lmao "donkey skelantan" lmao i tell yah wat

[noreenc35]

Woiiiiiii oliver samuels dang truss mi a have almost all a im play dem but mi caan fine a few a dem CHO man..................mi kno di wurds dem by heart now dis is one a mi favrit one woiiiiii worries

[sedmund11212]

You took it waaaaaay back with this, if yuh kno wha dem a seh mi sarry fi yuh

[Juwar74]

I can't understand a word they are saying. Is that English??

[pdy120]

it is Jamaican patwa

[vjmc418]

Listen. That's all you have to do :-)

[bluelion4444]

I can't understand a word they are saying. Is that English??

Its severly broken english lol----How african slaves taught themselves the language of their english speaking captors. english is to patois/patwa...as french is to creole ;]

[nastynaomi77]

no he's speaking jamaican love your humor

[theducunu]

patois :)

[iriiegirl]

this is a very funny comedy

[LilLadyLinton]

Ah Glad She Glad Fi Get Ridda Yuh! Lmfao

[AriWonder]

@LilLadyLinton HANtagonize di poor uhman til her death... tell me sumtin. yuh gro wit yuh Granny? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Blackseed1978]

lmao i love Oliver i grew up off his material from when i was younger he's funny as hell he gurantees a laugh for sure

[kvocalist]

anybody got the old play *smallie* would love to see dat again.

dis is memories.

[babypooh339]

so far its good i need a website to go on to find these plays full. no offanse youtube

[maxinedr2004]

the guy that put this video up KSPADES looks like Terry McMillian ex...the chick that wrote the novel..How Stella Got Her Groove Back...A BET A HIM

[maxinedr2004]

I remember those mini vans and mini buses...dem drive like bat outa hell pan the country road....spanish town to ochie

[Thailiyah]

lol ah true, especially when going round corners loool dem ah dash yuh frm left to right

[CherriVon]

memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this takes me back!!!!!!

[filtipsitip]

what kinda place name duppy tree

[brandnubian]

omg i remember this i use to watch this with my family when i was a kid lol

[Jamaican004]

is who fuh nac-knee donkey dat??

[nastynaomi77]

him think him a go rape the donkey lol.mi luv antigue but mi hava mi limits thats funny

[nastynaomi77]

yu antaganize de poor woman to har death lol.like wen pithery see dranco lol

[Dirtymoney8]

wow

[PurpleKittitian]

i love antiques...but i have me limits...lol

[jamaicangoddess28]

big up oliver

[realshota]

I watch this video about 1000x and mi still laugh ever time mi see it

[zzztroper]

lol

[feckyoo2]

Hat a closer look, she not so marga, she kinda slim!

[labellaca15]

"she's not a him!!!!" lol!

[kodja24]

But dat a nuh donkey, dat a donkey skelinton! Lol!!

[Karamia707]

Is who fa dis yah old knock-knee donkey? This is too much!

[Jaqu33nTORONTO]

LOL thats the funniest part, that just kills me. OH LAWD

[lovehimitalian]

LOVE IT!!!!!!

[iriieman]

oliver and the ild man funny u fart, lol.

[rockawearbadboy]

"dey call him RAMBO...he attack everyting...dung to breeze..." lmfaooo how u attack breeze?

[Thailiyah]

lol he meant briefs i think but true say some jamaicans cant say certain tings properly lol its jokes though

[stephanos12]

No he meant breeze. He is speaking figuratively and it should not be taken in the literal sense. The device is known as hyperbole, which is always used in the Jamaican vernacular. To attack breeze in this context, shows the fierceness of the animal. Yuh granny neva tell yuh fi go plait sand and stone breeze yet pickney! yuh need fi get back to yuh roots, chat bout!

[sskittl3z]

75$ there is 1$ here but u can buy juice for 10$ thats cheap when ur in the country theres always a shop around the corner

[dmoney10100]

use a wicked ol mon

[dmoney10100]

lol

[Ish54el]

lol

[riverland73]

lol

[XoN30Xo]

LOL

[crazzy4streetball]

so u dont tink seh me tekin a great risk, fi go climb upon dat, magga foot creature!!!!! looooooool!

[riverland73]

lol

[cdcnyy]

TATTLETALES

[decodalisa]

hahahahhahaa nock knee donkey

[shadine87]

knock knee donkey! lmao

[lucianmaddness]

lol

[yakod]

LIKE YUH PUPPA!!!...LOL

[cahjay]

This video is awesome, i have them on d.v.d's and casettes and the jokes never get old.

[cuteeeeesz]

now yuh dont think mi teking a great risk climbing on that maga foot creator. LMFAO !!

[ericjungleboy]

What is Oliver saying when he talks about antiques and says something about an old chip-up chip-up utensil? Any Jamaicans can help me out here?

[squealerz]

He was referring to his 'enamel' cup. These are usual metallic items (bath tubs, plates, cups, pans, etc.) which were covered with 'enamel' and decorated. They were prized by the folks who owned them back in the day. They are usually associated with 'old time' Jamaica. My great-grandma had MANY enamel items too ^-^

[ericjungleboy]

Big thanks!

[ericjungleboy]

This is my favorite one of the Oliver episodes. I like when he asks, "So weh you tink seh me could a do with she?" and the old man answers, "Me no know. You have some queer people a walk the earth ya so".

[jamaicanprincess7]

lol lol lmfao yo this is madd funny What happen to mi if ya donkey crash i never knew donkeys crash lol

[jncdwkns]

mi nevah know donkey can crash!!

[B4byGirl123]

knock knee donkeyy lmao!

[gozee1]

Lmao yo man oliver is da truth...u could be a teef like ya pupa lmao yo man nice upload

[ReddzVoice]

"You is a wicked old man. But is ahright mon. I will walk... You keep your old henemic dankey!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[chach26]

ah glad she glad fi get rid ah yuh

LMAO!!!

[Thailiyah]

ah who fi dis old knock knee donkey

[Thailiyah]

loool ah glad she glad fi get rid ah yuh loool

[pounkey21]

love it....love it

[ReneeMannings]

blouse and skirt!!!

thanks for di post. oliver Samuels is a classic.

[itsjustsex]

simply awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rona Perill...

[duran905]

thanks for posting this

[bdiamond78]

Tell meh sometin, you grow wid youh granny

[vincyboy25]

ahaha...de video izz jkzz....

[thagingerbreadman]

NOW THIS IS COMEDY

[Jaqu33nTORONTO]

you see how ya face fava Dulcimenia one lmfao

[TrixSB]

dem carl im rambo, im attack anyting down to BREEZE! lmao

[Jamaican004]

Is who fi dis yeh ol knock knee donkeh....LMAOO

[AdidasLove34]

ah glad shi glad fi get e rid ah yuh...lol lol...

[InfamouzRedzz]

CLASSIC!!!

[AriWonder]

mi see sum cow... an dem whispa 2 wun anuda. good times good stuff...

[depoking]

how long since he made this it looks too old let me know

[gigimc]

hahahaha "she kina slim" man I love Oliver!

[doyoshuffle79]

this is the funniest

[originalcynn]

thank you for this! memories! oliver the best!!!

[kemarab]

Oliver is the best man!! *_*