i may be manc but i will never ever be a docker who is crying 'cos he lost his 2 pound an hour job, i will never go to eurodisney, i will never be able to put in a claim cos i have cancer from the prefab asbestos hut i live in, i will get to be able to experience the popularity of the media in my street from living in the child murder capital of england, plus i will never get to experience the highs and falls of doing smack!! you make me feel proud so proud to be manc:o)
@danielgoodyear1 You are, indeed, correct. But I don't make videos of myself doing impressions of professional athletes. You may have noticed that 211 people have given that a thumbs up and I bet the guy who has done this video has seen the funny side, too.
No team in Engand has managed to win the premiership 3 times in a row.
Liverpool have not won the title once so to say Utd won't is a bit naive... Liverpool have signed nobody, apart from an injury prone Alberto Aquilani who has not proven himself at the highest level. They can't keep relying on Gerrard and Torres to bail them out. Manchester United are the best team in the league, theres no question about that. Liverpool will have to knuckle down and try to improve.
i hope your not a united supporter cos your statement that no team has won the premiership 3 times in a row is soooooo wrong , do you not watch football/???/ united won it in 98/99 99/00 00/01 3 in a row also 06/07 07/08 08/09 thats twice they have done it 3 times in a row , get your facts right
Liverpool have won the title 18 times, not zero. What's the difference between the Premiership and the old Division 1? Well, the name and more merchandising. What a difference.
u sold the best player in the world and probably potentially 1 of the best strikers in the world and replace with valencia and owen are you having a laugh. we havnt won the league in 20 years but yous are only catching up with us now, dont talk about teams talk about clubs ie history legacy etc utd didnt exist 20 years ago, sure most of your fans dont even know who was the manager b4 fergie. so heres a couple of facts, 99% of utd "fans" havnt even been 2 old trafford, 2/3 of ur fans live in asia
Having alot of fans doesn't really make you a bad team does it? That takes nothing away from the team. In all fairness, Man Utd may have 300 million fans around the world, it doesn't stop them getting beat by Burnley. So you're facts are void anyway. As for the bit about talking about history, its in the past... Forget about it. Concentrate on what's happening now for a team. Just because you can say you've won 5 european cups, the last being 4 years ago... Doesn't really hold up.
theres a technology called flying if you didn't know,and asian?are you racist or are you trying to hit at the wrong spot,don't get me wrong i am an arsenal fan,but i hate it when you guys cant swallow 20 years without a tittle,why not you look up and live on
Giggs, Scholes, Neville, Van Der Sar are aging badly? Come on, they were part of a great team... If anything that shows the class they really have. Ferdinand soesn't keep getting injured at all, Hargreaves wasn't in the team all season... Neither was Nani or Anderson hardly, so its not much of a difference. Tevez was an impact player, Ronaldo will be a loss but Utd always find a way to replace big players. They're renowned for it. Thats what makes them the best.
Manchester United will win the title this year, once again. I really do not think Liverpool have enough quality. They bottled it last season, so close yet so far. Thats what you get for drawing 7 games at home.
doesn't matter to be honest best team last season was still liverpool. Man u only got it because of the draws. We beat man u twice...chelsea twice... yep im sorry but we performed alot better last season just a few games let us down.
Imagine a liverpool team with a decent manager who knows what players to play and would actually buy another striker in the transfer window...we might actually fking go somewhere. Nothing taking away from man u there a great team and fair play to them for winning the title. I mean 4 points behind was still a great achievment better than we have done in years. Be good to see how this season will go with ronaldo gone. alonso gone and new players coming in.
it just seems like he doesn't want to win the premiership...i mean you have a big name like...torres...then ngog? cmon he should have defanately bought another striker
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what do you want? he is spanish not english
antiguakarateca 2 months ago
Is he speaking a diffrent language ? I cant understand him :L
shame6500 3 months ago
strong scouse accent
Sebhelyesfarku 3 months ago
@2coinlove2 Your whole life is seemingly a failure, tough time at school?
SLAPFACE247 5 months ago
@SLAPFACE247 u should keep off the drugs....
this lad is class
DaveHus5ain 4 months ago
@DaveHus5ain Im replying tosomeone who said he was bad, this lads quality
SLAPFACE247 4 months ago
Im normally a fan of Darren but this is poor...
BackFromNowere 6 months ago
@BackFromNowere Go and listen to Alonso talk and tell me this is poor.
SLAPFACE247 5 months ago
true scouser! It`s nice to hear scouse from time to time; ))
kijanek13 7 months ago
@2coinlove2 And you sound like a dopey cunt who's got nothing better to do than post on Liverpool videos.
ChazmaniacTV 7 months ago 4
Haha nice
robinhofan1 7 months ago
more benitez imho
saramhussain 8 months ago
sounds nothing like him :S
MegaOro123 8 months ago
sounds chinese or something
DelTheBoy 8 months ago
sounds more like benitez...
JayCNelson 9 months ago
Let's your your Dalglish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
canadianscot06 10 months ago
xabi's really let himself go
ScottyMckenzie 1 year ago 23
@ScottyMckenzie yeah but hes a fucking ace in the midfield for madrid
DannyJumbo 2 months ago
Is this recorded with a toothbrush?
mrugod 1 year ago
@mrugod no with a camera
mkvik1998 11 months ago
bravo
95warnick 1 year ago
it's funny how shite it is
SoooBlue 1 year ago
nothing like him
Zed21285 1 year ago
god alonso lost his ways :D oj
noscgad 1 year ago
nice wall
pszeminanai 1 year ago
i may be manc but i will never ever be a docker who is crying 'cos he lost his 2 pound an hour job, i will never go to eurodisney, i will never be able to put in a claim cos i have cancer from the prefab asbestos hut i live in, i will get to be able to experience the popularity of the media in my street from living in the child murder capital of england, plus i will never get to experience the highs and falls of doing smack!! you make me feel proud so proud to be manc:o)
GlNGERBREAD 1 year ago
so where's darren farley :? ;d
Sapioamigdalo13 1 year ago
sounds just like him. this guy is a genius.
paulmac38 1 year ago
sounds nothing like alonso
LFCole10 1 year ago
Chubby Alonso LMFAO
Kieranboy2 1 year ago
naaaa.. awesomeee!!
pumitabsas 1 year ago
cool
ThePiggyoh 1 year ago
Wow....amazing!
lucelli1chivas 1 year ago
he's damn good!!!!!!!!
but u sound a lil more like rafa than xabs!!!!!!
YNWA
kakalonso 1 year ago
hahaha i've never seen this one before, class
sean91LFC 1 year ago
dude ur rly good
starletbang 1 year ago
they sold alonso because he was gaining to much weight
Niwhsa97 1 year ago 35
hahahahaha oh my god!!!!!
weaner2004happyhour 1 year ago
xabi alonso yay
1208jeff 1 year ago
this guy is awesome
Kickbox72 1 year ago
lol!!! This is so funny and sooooooo alonso!!!
TheAlicies 1 year ago
Alonso's really let himself go..
jin37uk 1 year ago
oh god... LMAO
eremites 1 year ago
LOL! CHUBBY ALONSO!
TheRickRoller69 1 year ago
Awesome impresenation Darren
Rambo2375 1 year ago
Theres something new about Xabi but i cant quite figure it out. Looks like a new haircut to me....X)
Footbalfreak12345 1 year ago
Quality.
hotstuffuk71 1 year ago
well done mate lol
JAMIE6404 1 year ago
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RealMadrid4evah 1 year ago
flabby alonso
communistWarrior888 1 year ago
hahaha that is spot on ..that is some hilarious shit
High5loveMaroon5 1 year ago
jealous mancs. I can do a pretty good impression of you winning something.... ......
there it was.
nob end
7602sj 1 year ago
lol looks alike ~john arne riise
ferreira10k 1 year ago
am nott being funny or anyfinn but anyone whos sayin this is shit is in a different world. this guy is legend!
Greaves9 1 year ago
Jealous manc cunts,lets see your impressions posted nobs.
dead easy to criticise when you dont have a go yourself
Fuckin green eyed wankers!!!
digitaldigits 1 year ago 5
FUCK Xabi Alonso got FAT AS FUCK!
fightingirishfan08 1 year ago
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isnt this the fat unfunnuy robbing scouser who does impressions of that europa league teams players???
azertyuiop32 1 year ago
FAIL!...
SuperPlayer303 1 year ago
prick
azertyuiop32 1 year ago
it sounds more like rafa benitez
reece09ify 1 year ago 2
Chubby Alonso..
RazerWire722 1 year ago 270
@RazerWire722
Well played, sir.
dEdGrimley 1 year ago
@RazerWire722
OI
dont be be a spaz !!! he really good i dont se u doing any better
07oneillk 1 year ago
@07oneillk I can't do an impression, I know I can't. I can't swim either, so do you know what I do? I keep my fat ass out the pool
RazerWire722 1 year ago
@RazerWire722 And that's why you still can't swim mate.
dpoet1 1 year ago
@dpoet1 No, I can't swim cos of a sensitive pneumothorax
RazerWire722 1 year ago
@RazerWire722 Well then the analogy kinda falls short doesn't it.
dpoet1 1 year ago
@dpoet1 Prior to embracing the onset of a lung anomaly, I still couldn't swim
RazerWire722 1 year ago
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danielgoodyear1 5 months ago
@danielgoodyear1 You are, indeed, correct. But I don't make videos of myself doing impressions of professional athletes. You may have noticed that 211 people have given that a thumbs up and I bet the guy who has done this video has seen the funny side, too.
RazerWire722 5 months ago
@RazerWire722 ha class
EddyfuckinD 4 months ago
looool, imitating xaby alonso? XD XD... i don't know, he really speakes english like that? XD
Ralph007es 1 year ago
FUCK YOU,FUCKING TWAT
tpshockey136 1 year ago
wtf?? that thing aint close to being xabi alonso!
mexpumlucky7 1 year ago
Really Really Good try . Young man !
fcguners 1 year ago 3
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fat murdering fuck
ProEvo6rules 2 years ago
OMG if u dun look at the screen its alonso so awesomely amazing!! =)
changi28 2 years ago 3
nice !
diego81990 2 years ago
nothin will beat his carra
djnealthomas 2 years ago
man is king!!
ultras95vk 2 years ago
i'm spanish and i can tell you, it's alonso, no doubt
jois85 2 years ago 150
@jois85 hahahahaha
SpecialNeeds2009 4 months ago
@jois85 xabi alonso es vasco
ramsuporter8 3 months ago
well they are both spanish
celtic7001 2 years ago
jus sounds like his rafa impression!
giddychris 2 years ago
brilliant XD
TheArsenaltillidie 2 years ago
funny as
69adamwalker69 2 years ago
haha! great!
WeLoveLiverpoolFc 2 years ago
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i never knew chavy alonso was a fat cunt, oh no its the fat scouse cunt darren farley
wrekadizzle 2 years ago
knob
albarkie069 2 years ago
LOL @ U ya bag ed
jgillo 2 years ago
I´m spanish and the way you´ve done it is just awesome, the "strong spanish accent" is brilliant!!!
Congratulations dude!
urriel74 2 years ago 5
LOL
P0tbum 2 years ago
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LIVERPOOL SUCK ASS!!! but DARREN FARLEY RULES!!!
Falcon4072 2 years ago
Nice job man........
"LeroyBinson2" is gay!
IsaacLungu 2 years ago 2
dude sorry, my mate was fuckin about on my pc a while ago and didn't notice this comment until i got a reply.
LeroyBinson2 2 years ago
sounds like Rafa more
fitzelln 2 years ago
this guy is amazing and that hurts me to say that because i fucking hate liverpool fans ,
louise7047 2 years ago
louise7047 FUCK OFF and stop watching lfc videos u twat.
joanvoggs 2 years ago
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LeroyBinson2 2 years ago
cunt!
moondog999xx 2 years ago
sorry like i said to the other guy i didn't notice my mate left that comment until now. i love liverpool
LeroyBinson2 2 years ago
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liverpool is fucking gay
solsvik2 2 years ago
thats becuase they are both spanish
truediniho18 2 years ago
Classic !
MrGerrard123 2 years ago 2
LOL
sayomsskiver 2 years ago
sounds exactly like the rafa one ^o)
MrUffBob 2 years ago
@MrUffBob
lol the accent is the same but the way they talk is actually very diff
APorterFan 1 year ago
Quite funny for a fat scouser!
thfc1984 2 years ago
LOL
excellent :L
MeGaMiXeR72 2 years ago
i did not understand a word he said :D
EC5TASY 2 years ago
Haha funny as hell! I watched an interview with Xabi Alonso, and you both sound really alike. Quality impression!
SongBillong 2 years ago 2
legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrSeanrulz 2 years ago
LOOOOOL this is jokes
ZeddKing1 2 years ago 2
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this is boring now, the original one's were good, but this is milking it
CodenameKlassic 2 years ago
what are you talking about! this never gets old!
mynameisloader 2 years ago 6
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o look its livershit football club
iipaul06ii 2 years ago
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Ivanchitz13 2 years ago
haha this guy should have his own sketch like! legend! would love to see him do a load of diff teams players/managers aswell
sunderland fan
smilerboyboy 2 years ago 2
this is getin old
NoycieBrv 2 years ago 3
u sound like ronaldo faggot
sinansakicfan 2 years ago
haha dis is class
u pricks dnt realise da u aint dissin us..
ur makin a nob ov yeself :D
i cant help but piss meself at this
he aint even scouse the scum bastard!
xxNatashaMolloyxx 2 years ago
Christ, your English is first class...respect man.
PAC1977IRISH 2 years ago 8
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Christ he's a ugly cunt....wait, he's from Liverpool now i know why.
PAC1977IRISH 2 years ago
your from irleand...
lets get drunk on guiness and beat up some english people because they all smell like piss
lets open the racist door :D
btw im 1/4 northern irish, so hate away.
mattyman17 2 years ago
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so you are 3/4 of a cunt so what? Plus im not being racist im a Man U fan....nothing to do with him being English, fuck face.
P.S. racist cunt
PAC1977IRISH 2 years ago
you are a fucking muppet!
CantBeShook 2 years ago
About 70% of scousers are of Irish descent so you're having a go at your own, dipstick.
scouselid1 2 years ago 5
well i dont see them as Irish...they all fucked off to that shitty murdering Island across the water from us.
PAC1977IRISH 2 years ago
you are an embarrassment to our country!!!
otooleta 2 years ago
im a embarrassment but this fat ugly thieving bastard isnt to his?? lol
P.S. I dont give a sweet fuck what you think
PAC1977IRISH 2 years ago
we want alonso!
multisnipian 2 years ago 2
tht shits funny hahaha lmao to this video lol
gerardotorres9 2 years ago
bring back alonso
LfcGoddardENGCJG 2 years ago 5
that back drop is quailty!
joshwakeman 2 years ago
lmfao. Mint impression
JackStabz 2 years ago 3
Farley is good but this isn't one of his better impressions. His Carra is hilarious, though.
InTheDarkForest 2 years ago
lol its pretty good though. Yer carra's one funny and gerrard is like perfect haha
0o0joka10o0 2 years ago
kc kc
TheEARL1995 2 years ago
i thought it was rafa benitez lol
N1RealMadridFan 2 years ago 2
lmfao :P
murrayhaha 2 years ago
man u paper fans lfc for life
SuperEarl09 2 years ago
lolllll
multisnipian 2 years ago
hahah great impression! i love how you even add the "no?" at the end of sentences. it's too bad alonso left us :(
AnnaOconner123 2 years ago
No team in Engand has managed to win the premiership 3 times in a row.
Liverpool have not won the title once so to say Utd won't is a bit naive... Liverpool have signed nobody, apart from an injury prone Alberto Aquilani who has not proven himself at the highest level. They can't keep relying on Gerrard and Torres to bail them out. Manchester United are the best team in the league, theres no question about that. Liverpool will have to knuckle down and try to improve.
robbieonguitar 2 years ago 2
i hope your not a united supporter cos your statement that no team has won the premiership 3 times in a row is soooooo wrong , do you not watch football/???/ united won it in 98/99 99/00 00/01 3 in a row also 06/07 07/08 08/09 thats twice they have done it 3 times in a row , get your facts right
sonvek 2 years ago
No you misunderstood, i meant no other team apart from United has won it three times. I should have been clearer.
robbieonguitar 2 years ago
Arsenal have won the title 3 seasons in a row
THM2008 2 years ago
No they haven't.
When was this?
robbieonguitar 2 years ago
i wus tekin the piss lol
THM2008 2 years ago
Haha xD
robbieonguitar 2 years ago
arsenal wil neva win it 3 in a row ther fukin wank haha ope wenger drops ded the ugly cunt hahahahaha :)
THM2008 2 years ago
Liverpool have won the title 18 times, not zero. What's the difference between the Premiership and the old Division 1? Well, the name and more merchandising. What a difference.
BaldricksInferior 2 years ago
u sold the best player in the world and probably potentially 1 of the best strikers in the world and replace with valencia and owen are you having a laugh. we havnt won the league in 20 years but yous are only catching up with us now, dont talk about teams talk about clubs ie history legacy etc utd didnt exist 20 years ago, sure most of your fans dont even know who was the manager b4 fergie. so heres a couple of facts, 99% of utd "fans" havnt even been 2 old trafford, 2/3 of ur fans live in asia
JiMMyMooReHouse 2 years ago
Having alot of fans doesn't really make you a bad team does it? That takes nothing away from the team. In all fairness, Man Utd may have 300 million fans around the world, it doesn't stop them getting beat by Burnley. So you're facts are void anyway. As for the bit about talking about history, its in the past... Forget about it. Concentrate on what's happening now for a team. Just because you can say you've won 5 european cups, the last being 4 years ago... Doesn't really hold up.
robbieonguitar 2 years ago
theres a technology called flying if you didn't know,and asian?are you racist or are you trying to hit at the wrong spot,don't get me wrong i am an arsenal fan,but i hate it when you guys cant swallow 20 years without a tittle,why not you look up and live on
15fabregas4 2 years ago
Did i say i was a Man Utd fan?
Giggs, Scholes, Neville, Van Der Sar are aging badly? Come on, they were part of a great team... If anything that shows the class they really have. Ferdinand soesn't keep getting injured at all, Hargreaves wasn't in the team all season... Neither was Nani or Anderson hardly, so its not much of a difference. Tevez was an impact player, Ronaldo will be a loss but Utd always find a way to replace big players. They're renowned for it. Thats what makes them the best.
robbieonguitar 2 years ago
o and voronin. who scores the odd goal. plus good youth forwards
forto88 2 years ago
our strikers arnt just torres an n'gog. dirk kuyt and babel are strikers but they play wide as we only need torres up front
forto88 2 years ago
This guy is soooo funny. His impersonations are spot on ! But alas Xabi has gone.......... Aidios Xabi x
joanvoggs 2 years ago
not so good
dansun757 2 years ago
YNWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stallerud1616 2 years ago
This fat prick reminds me of James corden!!
babyface8869 2 years ago
Manchester United will win the title this year, once again. I really do not think Liverpool have enough quality. They bottled it last season, so close yet so far. Thats what you get for drawing 7 games at home.
robbieonguitar 2 years ago
Shut your mouth you twat. This is OUR year.
YNWA.
ILSHILAMFOF 2 years ago 2
doesn't matter to be honest best team last season was still liverpool. Man u only got it because of the draws. We beat man u twice...chelsea twice... yep im sorry but we performed alot better last season just a few games let us down.
0o0joka10o0 2 years ago
exactly... a few games let u down... we were mor consistant.. hence we won
Jakanakkanory 2 years ago
Imagine a liverpool team with a decent manager who knows what players to play and would actually buy another striker in the transfer window...we might actually fking go somewhere. Nothing taking away from man u there a great team and fair play to them for winning the title. I mean 4 points behind was still a great achievment better than we have done in years. Be good to see how this season will go with ronaldo gone. alonso gone and new players coming in.
0o0joka10o0 2 years ago
ye but its jus that, imagination. benitez seems to be happy wiv ngog bein ur only other striker
Jakanakkanory 2 years ago
it just seems like he doesn't want to win the premiership...i mean you have a big name like...torres...then ngog? cmon he should have defanately bought another striker
0o0joka10o0 2 years ago
one, she was a stupid bitch just like the rest of you!
waynetter 2 years ago
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the residents of the city of liverpool is like the meal 'scouse', no realy meat, no real organisation, leaves a bad taste in your mouth and is full of shit
waynetter 2 years ago
how many scousers have u tasted u stupid prick
seanhegerty 2 years ago
has to start working on his Aquilani impression
mediumphill 2 years ago 6
Bloody hell some of you just fuck off and get it sorted you bunch of nonces
NotoriousTDP 2 years ago
Xabi Alonso ( Aka Real Madrid) xDxD
CR9FEY 2 years ago
jajajajaja
capslock86 2 years ago
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is this the only talent he has??????
must sit in on the dole watch lufc tv all day the scouse fat wanker
waynetter 2 years ago
LMAO!!! WELL SAID
webed6 2 years ago
why would he be watching Leeds United Football Club tv???
gRaYbOy16 2 years ago
haha.
chubby alonso!
jackhammer511 2 years ago 5
Chubby Alonso! amazing!!
GeetarGuy101 2 years ago