ASIAN GENIUSES (Full Version)

[homeskilletbiscuit49]

I'm canadian and i've never used the word "chesterfield" in my life except right now...

[WARROUDA11]

he forgot avril lavigne

[Bigmacmaniac]

STOOPID

[Mitakashiku]

Oh gawd

[TomboTime]

Justin Bieber? IS THAT ALL WE'RE GOOD FOR TO THESE PEOPLE?!?!?

for craps sake X(

[SFfanboi]

my kind of asian girls

[therealmotherfucker1]

Asian dad: "I have no daughter."

[iyadboolos]

i actually learned alot...



[Whispers5000]

How the hell do they not know what Tim Horton's is?...Please don't tell me that they don't have Tim Horton's in the US!!

[Mitakashiku]

@Whispers5000 THEY DON'T! :(

They also don't have Smarties! Which is total bullshit.

[khaaaled2007]

That's not how you say " merde" -_-

[ClappingSnakes]

A chesterfield...what the fuck is he talking aboot?

[smeuter57]

they should go blonde

[mik548]

Tabernac is what they put osties in, its religious

[MrColeworld99]

Nakas!!

[Marinaloves2sing]

ummm, it's not called a chesterfield...

[superravmanrampage]

@Marinaloves2sing You're an idiot. He was being sarcastic...

[Marinaloves2sing]

@superravmanrampage I don't think he was. everything else is called what it's called except the chesterfield. just so you know.

[superravmanrampage]

@Marinaloves2sing My apologies for calling you an idiot. I just thought you were some dumb kid, and you didnt really retaliate back at me... Anyway. Im sure Kassem was being sarcastic. He was just making fun of the girls stupidity

[zzJayBoy]

what a dumb bitch, third one from the right. lulz

[grgharrison9]

Wtf dumb Asians?¿ This has to be fake

[spadidakis]

dumbest asians i have ever seen in my life

[3rdteenq]

dumbasses!!

[Creeeeestal]

Three words: Single-For-Life

[JasonDDGS]

I heard "DAT GUIES FROM U TUBE"

[larfoutloudLOL]

i didn't know that canadians spelt colour the english way :)

[shakeashit]

rofl Asain geniuses



[PinoyPopper195]

Every time the girl in the left centre speaks I instantly facepalm.

[HockeyIsBoss]

hahaha we dont call couches "chesterfields"

[Beefcakes155]

@HockeyIsBoss wtf kind of household do you live in. Everyone I know calls their "couch" by the proper name

[RandRock1]

kassem u should come to Magic Mountain and do this hook me up ^.^ im the shortest kid in my highschool =P XD

[Beefcakes155]

@RandRock1 That's quite an achievement

[RandRock1]

I CARE HAPPY B-DAY =P

[Jagjit5276]

wow he is smart he is manipulating them so bad!

[OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT]

Anyone else notice hes nice to these girls, but to others hes evil as hahaha

[Beefcakes155]

@OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT He feels bad that they were dropped on their heads as children.

[ZoboomafooClan]

The RCMP is the Canadian federal law enforcement like the FBI is in America

[canadianeqator]

fucking santa is canadain.

[ShaneThompson94]

Mounties are our Royal Canadian Mounted Police, they are like any other police force like the LAPD, NYPD etc. we call them the RCMP. they wear the hats and red suits, and ride horses for special events lol they have the guns, bullet proof vest, and a uniform like every other cop. geez i almost fall off my polar bear and piss my pants causing my igloo to mealt when i realize how dumb people are

[NASCAR4ever11]

@ShaneThompson94 Actually i'd say their a little more like our FBI since their a federal police force

[Quaellchen91]

Canadeken... Almost shat my pants!

[qwaszxsq]

Wtf I'm American and we get our fucken wood to build from Canada and Canada helps out USA in many ways. We are very lucky to have Canada helping us too and it is a very nice country that they have. I been there and it's hot in the summer time too

[ShaneThompson94]

@qwaszxsq nice to see an american say that lol other than the other sterotypes

[xzaz2]

So Kassem where is heineken from?

[AJR2K8]

Drake

[Phanaoshot]

Such a misleading title...

[L0v3ism]

Asian dad: "I don't have any daughters."

[831001megan]

are you kidding me? no one in cali has ever heard of Toronto? fine. if no one in cali has never heard of Toronto then i've never heard of Los Angeles.

[robertha]

@831001megan nobody gives a fuck, we got sun, girls with tans, short shorts, its where music is produced and trends are started, follow US....world

[smanzaman]

i'd like to see him meeting Russel Peters

[hughjazz22]

Everyone from Cali is this dumb.

[VENTA2000]

Russia and Canada do touch in the winter months 

[crazymozog668]

It's so weird hearing that when your from Michigan you know Canada almost as well

[anon00093]

look what california does to asians! they're idiots

[furycutter80]

My left ear is sad. :(

[KevinHyeong]

It's ashamed they're even considered Asian.

[250mxrider]

@KevinHyeong *It's a shame

[robofish10]

We don't call a couch a chesterfield....

[taco1607]

I CARE FOR HER BDAY

[BRBBOWFLEXINL4D]

I really didn't have a problem with them not knowing much about Canada and I'm Canadian. Some of those questions could be tough to anybody not Canadian. But when they didn't know what is the big sport here in Canada was.....I draw the line right there.

[HobbsO]

@BRBBOWFLEXINL4D I dno. I'm British and even I knew some cities and territories in Canada. I mean ffs.

[ReUploadead]

Funny how half the "traditional" words are french...

[UnD15PuT3DwArr10r]

@ReUploadead im not laughing o.0

[vdinh26]

"Canadian"? wtf?

[paulinelynnyu]

so i like how when only some asians arent smart, they generalize the whole race as stupid, but when a white person is stupid, its normal..

[DJafferiK]

@paulinelynnyu Asians are often considered smart, when an asain person is stupid, everyone is surprised. The largest racial group in the USA is white americans, and as we all know, most americans are stupid as fuck.

[UnD15PuT3DwArr10r]

@paulinelynnyu not white, just Americans.

[wasielewski4953]

you are dishonoring ma famawi

[yeahOnCemOreE]

@wasielewski4953 LMAO

[xXkajinkush420Xx]

omg i didnt used to think americans were this stupid hahaha and idk about the rest of canada but i dnt call a couch a chesterfield hahaha

[xXxTRYAGAINxXx]

im from Québec :D

[MrGibbs51]

im canadian and.. well shit, these bitches be crazy.. oh im white too

[boogie9012]

i'm embarassed to be asian...

[BillyBishop7]

OMG they totally jumbed right over the right number of terittories, its 3.

[janelle186]

sorry to tell you, but newfoundland is a part of Canada...

[ericmarshall19]

newfoundland is part of canada kassem...

[WeirdlyLazy]

if these girls were my daughters, i'd disown them

[8remember8]

tabernac is actually a slang word for fuck

[KingzShow]

@8remember8 no, it's a slang word derived from tabernacle.Google that word.

[8remember8]

@KingzShow dude thats how i say it tabermacle sounds fucking stupid. agreed?

[MrGibbs51]

@8remember8 err nope, Tabarnak comes from the word tabernacle (and alter) french or rather quebec swear words are in the name of the church and all that stupid bullshit that no one cares about

[isetmfriendsofire]

I hope they're foreign...

[basseAEG]

i like how serious they got when they started talking drugs

[BridgeTV14]

If I could I would hunt these people down and export them back to china..

[MrAtaguas]

@Aman1238 well if they live 1 country over they are indeed DUMBASSES!

[blue182sox]

@Aman1238 ok they couldnt even name a city in canada.....im canadian and i know so many american cities.

[StrawB3rryz]

@blue182sox obviously because AMERICA >>> CANADA. duh.

[UnD15PuT3DwArr10r]

@Aman1238 its because, we are right above you, i understand you might not know the answers to all the questions but in the city and sport part...ever heard of Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa and the sport Hockey, we are the best in the world. Also , we kicked your ass in the winter Olympics...just saying....

[poemkid1]

Hahaha lol huh canadians and there circle bacon

[TheRBaral]

fuckin retards

[canadianperson13]

?!?!? They are so stupid.

[cynicalbluewhale]

Oh and some English speaking Québecois do say Chesterfield, as do some of my family in the praries.

[cynicalbluewhale]

Tabernac is a sacre (French word for sacraligical word), like the comical French sacre bleu, it's very literally an attack on Christianity, it's the intentional cursing of the Catholic Church, and is a very important word in respect to Québecois culture. It's probably closer in severity to m*ther f*cking God is a c*nt, or some strew of horrible words about the churchs like that.

Sorry for any typos, mais je suis en Québec, et je ne parle pas beaucoup d'Anglais.

[canadianperson13]

@cynicalbluewhale Amen to that. And besides, i dont know anyone who says tabernac.

[SoleIntention]

Tabernac means tabernacle...that IS a curse, but...

[Ryuukazi]

@seriouslysillynoodle I know, that was the joke.

[beautifulcreatureJWM]

america is a scary place. it teaches me never to go there. i learnt something!!!!

[robertha]

@beautifulcreatureJWM good, im sick of the fuckin world flooding in to this fucking place, stay the FUCK OUT!!!!! i know you want our women in short shorts, the women with hot tans, the party life style, but start taht shit in your own country!!! thats if you have any SUN

[beautifulcreatureJWM]

@robertha haha ok i will and yes everywhere gets sun.................dumbass!! im sorry but its just that most americans seem very ignorant about other places and they dont even try to learn about other places, we r right beside the united states and the only americans ive meet that arent ignorant and hav no idea about this country are the ones that hav moved here... i haven't met many armericans that no more than canada then cold and really we aren't that cold to be honest.

[robertha]

@beautifulcreatureJWM everywhere gets sun but not everywhere is 70 Celsius in the winter! this video would not be funny unless they hand picked the dumbasses we would pay attention to the other countries if the countries had something to offer! the only slight attention we give outside of our own country is japan, because they are farther in design and technology, but how could you blame us for being distracted by all of the good shit we have over here? what does Canada provide the world again?

[xHippieHunter]

@beautifulcreatureJWM shows how smart you are huh? lmfao idiot.

[BrokenRomance09]

when they were trying to name places in canada one of the girls said victoria and thats where i live! its next to vancouver. a place called vancouver island and thats where victoria is :)

[leakeyboat]

amricans are soooooooooooooo fucking stupid

[feystahigh1]

asians  bitchh

[cobf22]

@leakeyboat People who aren't educated (and don't care to be) are 'fucking stupid,' stupid fuck. I don't think intelligence is nationality-dependent.

[leakeyboat]

@cobf22 ok soooorry mister "politicaly correct on the internet" most americans are stupid. -_-

[cobf22]

@leakeyboat I wouldn't know the stats; but I can say pretty conclusively that you're fucking stupid. So I'll make the same assumption of your country.

[leksideodutayo]

@pooppicka In Quebec you do say Tabernac, WOW how ignorant you are and you're from Canada

[pooppicka]

@leksideodutayo sorry i live in ontario. i wasnt sure. sorry.

[leksideodutayo]

It's ok haha now you know

[pooppicka]

i never heard of chesterfield! and im canadian!

[Eiversed]

this proves not all asians r smart. stop stereotyping

[UnD15PuT3DwArr10r]

@Eiversed yes we are.....

[breakingbeatz]

Kassem pronounced 'merde' wrong?

[NASCAR4ever11]

I almost cried when she said justin bieber popped into her head first when kassem said canada

P.S he's not considered canadian anymore....we've officially renounced his citizenship...

[Icicless]

Dumb Sluts.

[couturexbarbie]

dumbest people I've ever seen.

[cahlah13]

... i wish we could drink at 16 and not 18. It would make drinking easier to do! haha

[Charly1985snoop]

@cahlah13 Come n visit Germany ... hahahah

[ColleeenOneillXO]

LMFAOOO COLOUR; this makes me so proud to be canadian.

[jasmineisbliss]

all of those were wrong... awks come to southern ontario same as the usa

[lovepetrelli]

All those words were just Quebecois

[FPSToronto]

i thought asians were smart

[ralimiley]

@FPSToronto well asian guys probably are

[leksideodutayo]

@FPSToronto not when they are from California

[Kenny3821]

@FPSToronto Only the ones in their native land are smart.

[XxBitterSweetKutiexX]

@FPSToronto hahaha! noo not all,my best friend is asian n shes always saying how shes dumb,she barely has better grades then me n mine r bad xD

[yeahOnCemOreE]

@FPSToronto they are chinese...INDIANS ARE SMART!!!

[theamericandragon5]

@FPSToronto Asian guys.



[502mila]

Im from canada and WHAT THE HELL IS A CHESTER FIELD

[TheMattman1223]

@502mila lol really? thats what i call it :P oh and btw chesterfield is one word

[SuperNutmeg17]

only my grandparents say chesterfield

[DeletedVoice]

@SuperNutmeg17 Me too! Maybe it's because I'm your brother?

[KCH91]

Shouldn't the interviewer at least kind of know what he's talking about?

[friends2662]

Chesterfield is British, retard only the older British Canadians use it, if ever.

[Juicy4Music]

In newfoundland they say chesterfield, but this guy is making Canada look stupid with all those words they had to pronounce. Obviously if you ask someone to pronounce words in another language (french) then they're not going to know what it means. DUH

[RoketMonky]

Those asians would own everyone if it was a Canadian math question.

[TreeZOwnYou]

What the FUCK is a chesterfield. It's either SOFA, COUCH, OR FAUTEUIL, IN FRENCH.

[MikaMeMe]

hahaah wth. chesterfield?

[cassandrasawesome]

those asians make all asians look dumb

[brainfoodlunch]

Chesterfield is still used by a small number of Canadians who are on the verge of death due to old age.

[HirukoHQ]

The title says it all.

[VanCanucksx]

the girl in the white tank top is the least smartest out of all of them. Her stupidity pisses me off.

[xtipper4]

@VanCanucksx "least smartest"

[junt5123]

nobody in canada says chesterfeild

[Grounderz]

lol looks like their parents have no hope of any doctor in the family :D

[keshavtennisplayer]

asians are so unattractive LOL

[cmarcelo10]

@keshavtennisplayer Permit me to kindly rephrase that for you. Those asians being interviewed are unattractive.

[jkwright94]

I don't know about all the other Canadians, but I call my couch a couch..

[naomihilaire]

merday !

[HaxD64]

being from quebec all those words ARE from quebec, there all french, except tuque and colour, tuque is a frenchism that has been accepted as an english word, and colour, well canadians just spel it differently. and i don't know a single canadian who says chesterfield.

[SJamnMouse]

*sigh* ...... we're not foreign, we're like americans except awesome

[TheGod323]

@067925453 yeee those word are mostly from quebec :P

[FromANewPerspective]

i dont say chesterfield....wtf

[3724895]

omg no...just....no *shakes head*

[tobytheturtle10]

Newfoundland BITCHES!!!!

[milkisify]

i'm here screaming out answers at my computer like a psycho...

[QcMarcAndre]

haha they're all fucking wrong about the Quebec french words, I am from Quebec!

[MacRezzi]

Disgrace to Asians

[ir0ckfartz]

I actually know them in real life.

[iSoMuchWin]

@ir0ckfartz Slap them for me will ya?

[ir0ckfartz]

@iSoMuchWin idk why they were idiot in here, but they're actually smart irl.

[iSoMuchWin]

@ir0ckfartz Hmm okay,but it all happened "irl".

[ir0ckfartz]

@iSoMuchWin well goddamn, idfk. they're literally get A's and B's and are in Honor classes.

[iSoMuchWin]

@ir0ckfartz You might want to ask them the questions that Kassem asked..

I'd like to know if they remember at least something.

[Blakey21111]

Umm im canadian But

What the fuck is a ChesterField??????

[XBOXWerrhh10]

@Blakey21111 A joke.

[nerdopedia01]

@Blakey21111 It's supposed to be a couch. I'm Canadian, and I've never even heard the term used here before.

[jenicam]

@Blakey21111 It's a couch!

[jimmynewbrand]

Yeah I just call my couch a couch up here in Canada. We're pretty much the same as Americans, and a lot of us are just as stupid