Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 20 - Yukon Ho

[mrtimmy2234]

i dont get it

[Mrworldofwarcraft3]

keep pushing 3 over and over

[TheCALLofAwesome]

who didnt get it cuz they didnt catch him saying "beer"

[hellokittyluver1712]

what the heck  dont get it

[calebcool365]

The whores vagina is so hard and crusty that it can open a beer bottle! There that's the joke



[dhadda2]

i dint get it lol

[troy90006666]

someone explain that one to me

[yanksrule5502]

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

[Dgoofy1998]

press 6 to make the whore have a foot spasm

[Gkkofied]

What?

[MrRock725]

Oh c´mon too soon

[SlowBrakes]

i cant believe i understand that joke

[Viper6454]

Ahh come on this is supposed to be sick dirty humor ya old fart? ugh... come on you can do better

[eviljap74]

eeewwwww..

[shannongirl1221]

tht 1 in my opinion wasn't soo good but a lot of hiss jokes r fnny i just don't like his voice, it makes it a little less fnny...(=

[ProtodroneAce78]

It took me complete 5 seconds of thinking to get the joke...

[Retact]

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[legodogc123]

Eww

[nintendogirl3000]

0:36 the beers are open...

[JenniferPKeaton]

sick

[hamawowfan16]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



[BriggetteRox]

open beers.. with her ass LMFAO!

[Buaam]

WHAT IS THAT SONG!

[danielbuege1]

@Buaam it's the song from julian smith's waffles movie :P

[Buaam]

@danielbuege1 Julian smith don't use the original either...

[danielbuege1]

@Buaam oh, well that's where I heard it first, not really sure what the actual song is, sorry

[TheMaczimillianMan]

@Buaam its from julian smith's waffles

[trixytrix98]

use transcribe

fucking hillarious

[superstandardman]

i get it but what does crusty have to do with anything?

[Dennys787]

ohhhhhhhh, now i get it...

[abcdefh123able]

wow her butt is strong!

[0wolfplayer0]

Did anyone notice that the bartender looks like Eli with a moustache and hair?

[MsArtistgirl1]

i dnt get it

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

THATS FUCKING SCARY

[Dragoncries]

lol



[jstallings1337]

This guys voice gets SO tiring but I can't stop listening O.O

[joshlyns]

ghjk

[only4u321]

OMG, that's a hard ass.

[tomboygirl12345]

I don't get it can someone explain this to me?

[KennyRemixReed]

@tomboygirl12345 she said don't you wanna open the beers first? which means she wants to use her ass to open the beers

[fusionfall222]

that's just wrong

[legocontrollerjr]

i think i am gonna BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH vomit...

[nurseAKA]

that was gross

[kanesizer9]

I don't get it.

[kittiesrsocute577]

the song frm the waffle thing



[rippenjoe]

Are your initials "EF" lol

[blAz3rd00d]

He was mining IN THE MOUNTAINS!

[TheGogitta]

OH-HO-HO DAS NASTY!

[nintendoawesomeful]

its the song for the waffles thing

[thejoeking97]

here's an altrenative

Miner:I want the ho

'kicks open door'

Miner: Sarah Palin?

[SuperBlakerz]

eli is bartender

[Georgeprouductions]

oh das nasty

[xxxpizza14xxx]

iz eli the bartender??????



[drakoon476]

elis the bartender

[kshaun23]

i dnt get it :/

[cuteamyn]

@kshaun23 she thought he is gonna open the bottles with her vagina first since her vag is the toughest

[danieldvs100]

dam, i've been forgetting to like his videos cuz i've been to quick to see the next one.

[Jeroen19283]

now i get it:

her ass is crispy as chips, so with the tattoo he has beer and fish'n chips

[sizzle9000]

@Jeroen19283 No. You didn't get it. In fact, you missed the joke entirely. The tattoo is completely irrelevant. No, no, no. Do not have children.

[smokintheblaze]

Wow. Her ass is that tight to act as a cork? That IS a rough one then.

[tigeriron1]

omg it's the rough hooker named jim

[jimish15]

@tigeriron1 what

[tigeriron1]

@jimish15 it's an inside joke

[TheMikeyZxxx]

WTF IS UP WITH SHRIMPY50???

[enemay]

must be an Irish joke

[Russiarules1]

Aaawww, man! Dude...

funny and disturbing.

[chanjcw1]

none of these are funny. ive watched about 10 of them and havent laughed yet

[shizzlepamizzle]

@chanjcw1 Ten stop watching it

[chanjcw1]

@shizzlepamizzle i did. i was trying to find one that was actually funny, but i never found one

[captfrankbery]

@chanjcw1 dont watch them

[DeathNoteandInuyash]

i dont get it....

[captfrankbery]

@DeathNoteandInuyash her ass is gonna open the beer bottles

[captainamazingg]

that turned me off for 3 years

[wcarrillod]

Eli's the bartender

[LilJ367]

i dont get it

[cantlivewithoutkfc]

i dont get it

[MarioLink106]

lol eli's the bartender

[IrishAmerican1234]

I dont get it

[1Seanny]

i think she's using her thing as a bottle opener

[Serebiidex]

She was gonna open the bottles with her ass xDD now you get it?!

[austin7128]

wow tht made no sence

[bimmian328]

shes wants him to use her ass to open the beers first...its alright not lol worthy tho

[JesusLoveYourCunT]

was not funny

[1LFT1]

lol he said he wangts the toughest whore and since some whores take it up the ass this 1 can open bottle caps with her ass now dats some tough shit....

[mychildishmoments]

im not sure but i think she wana open the beers with her ass lmao like anally

[kippetjeuh1]

prolly a dude, since he cant take any other position? o.o

[airwalker23live]

this is sick...hahah

[Ulezim]

I honestly don't get that

[Upbirr2010]

omg that it sick

[freya8672]

>_< Thats digusting but funny as hell.

[MCLGizzerl]

i get it but it wasnt funny...

[tedzone01]

@MCLGizzerl SOmetimes they aren't very funny, but that look on that old guy's face cracks me up.

[MrConornator]

@MCLGizzerl i do not can u exsplain it



[MCLGizzerl]

@MrConornator certainly sweetie, when he said roughest and toughest whore he just wanted good rough sex but when she bent over and said she thought he might want to open the beers first, he realized when he looked at her butt that it so ROUGH and CRUSTY that she can do everything with it (its even tough enough to open his beers.) lol i didnt think its funny really but it was a good try

[MrConornator]

@MCLGizzerl  kk thx =)

[MCLGizzerl]

@MrConornator no problem :)

[ravenhousegaming]

@MCLGizzerl its called Eli's Dirty Jokes

[benteta]

@MCLGizzerl none are

[youngcash62]

open the beer with her ass????

[Zenxax]

Ewwwwwww...! Thats just GROSE!

[ChRIs23696]

eli's the bartender!!!!!

[lolpancakeslol]

i thot he said i thought you wanted to open that beard before we started.

[nishakisses]

i dont get it??

[Blacklash2]

The bar tender is Eli . the joke is about the beer that she tought that he ganna open it with her toshey

[crazyjorge2111]

ohhh i get it but not funny

[nova4009]

LOL

[Murderthepatient]

lmao nasty

[LDisANinja]

thats soooo gross

[sc4rfaceman]

eeeeeeeee

[broncomaniac2008]

If you dont get it you're retarded

[JacktheStallion1796]

hahaha

[SearchForDarkness]

Girl... Your joke blew a seal... Or it's just vanilla ice-cream :\

[littlelogic92]

ew!!

[Coolord1203]

i think her butt is so tough that it could break the cap off the beard :O

[Mattdagamer]

yeah i dont get it

[stuntzforlife]

hey search stuntzforlife on youtube and watch Wake Up Scare Prank, thanks!!!!

[GitXxxd]

AHAHAHAHAH.....!!!!!!!!!!

this is super funny!!!

[mzdelz12]

what?? i dnt get it either

ooooooooooo k i get it now

[rolfinator1]

opens the beer with her . . .

[TheGittyGittyGoo]

LOL why dont u get it?

[KingSkulkZ]

that was weak

[XxXGulottaXxX]

haha wow thats so funny lol

[deanna1231000]

i thought she was going to get him drunk but i get it now

[BarbieDollGee]

yeah it isn't funny

[SkyoticDK]

she means she thought he was going to use her asscheeks to open up the bottles

[samir9382]

that wasn't funny

[SuperHunter424]

ha she was going to use her ass to open the beers

[TheSpaLife88]

.....now that's a piece of ass!!!!

[jim421997]

she is gonna use her butt as a bottle opener

[krj0000]

she wants to open the beer by her ass hole

[ylil007]

she ass got on red pots so yhat dont mean she got cicken pots but only on she ass or dem having sex and he kissing she bubbys and she vagina or when she ben over and he start jucking her bad boy

wana like dah na

[ylil007]

i said so that not yhat

[ylil007]

feel like doing it

[dawhiteboy165]

damn how dumb can yu be lmao

[kinam1992]

nice

[Appleboy05]

i really dont get this joke but i am sure that is a male and not a female

[TheMRFATMAN2]

that was the ugliest ass evar

[1loverever]

That whore is not a girl. It is a guy. Just look, it wants the mine digger to open the beer bottle from it's front side. If that was female, she would let him use her pussy. Get it now.

[bubub56]

hahahahahahahahaha

[narutouzu78]

O_O it means she wants the beer in her ass....

[Babugal1001]

These jokes are so funny me and my couiz have been watching all of them

[mattmess1221]

i think shes a he

[mattmess1221]

mmmmmm se3xy

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

.....................

[coolman54321able]

i would say the sexyist ladie u have

[JBMayor101]

i dont get it

[MrSmokeythedragon]

@JBMayor101 she wants him to open the beer caps with her ass

[Dirioctovarius]

fits time i saw the word nuggets on his back i read niggers....

i was like "wait,WTF?"

[UberCookieboy]

Oh that's just terrible :D

[thewildvagipuss]

hot

[7angelica123]

Eli is the bartender

[TheShredderman111]

these jokes are getting less and views everytime

[dtjones5]

they are still extremely funny i admire this man for his comedy

[Shrimpy50]

i dont get it

[smashballbrawler]

@Shrimpy50 Like she wants to open the beer with her ass. Not that funny.

[camarodealer]

she wants to open the beers w/ her bunghole

[chrisomen112]

@Shrimpy50 Couse you blond - Her ass is so rough that it can open beers, i dont get it either o.O

[GoodMcGee]

@Shrimpy50

urban myth says that some girl's pussies are so tight that you can open beer bottles with them!

[nigeljudice]

@GoodMcGee , I don't think Mythbusters will be testing that one

[TerraGigaUltraMega]

@GoodMcGee i would love to see kari test that

[Cronaldorlz]

@Shrimpy50 she meant for him to open the beers in her buttcheeks

[PerfectHAZENeo]

@Shrimpy50 ass=bottle opener

[mzdelz12]

@Shrimpy50 i geet it now he,s gonna open it on her girl parts

[KunkoFilms2]

@Shrimpy50

Lol r u 9?

[andrewman78]

@Shrimpy50 You'll learn in 2 years

[xbadboymusx]

@Shrimpy50 meanest toughest whore + two bottles of beer that needs to be opened

[Awsomesauce22]

@Shrimpy50 Are you Blonde?

[smoothyy95]

@Shrimpy50 she opens the beers with her ass XD

[CinnamonBaka]

@Shrimpy50 She's suggesting he uses her butt as a bottle opener. It's not that hard to get...

[BlueCoolSc]

@Shrimpy50 are you retarted? she offerd to open the beers with her ass

[kidcougar008]

@Shrimpy50 her "body part" is so rough u can open a bottle with it

[0zero026]

@Shrimpy50 at the end she says " id ont but i thought u would like to open up those beers before we get started" as in using her butt to open the beers. dont worry, i didnt get it at first either. lol

[Chadiman13]

@Shrimpy50 Her butt will open da beers



[Thenooby9]

@Shrimpy50 i want the meanest roughest toughist whore in the yukon so she wants him to open the beer cap with her ?

[paulisemo15]

@Shrimpy50 since shes the meanest roughest toughest whore shes going to open the beers with her ass

[MsCandyCane1000]

@Shrimpy50 her ass is just that crusty

[martasnuma]

@Shrimpy50 she opens the beers with her ass XD

@Shrimpy50 shes so tough she can open beer with her ass cheeks