New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears

[noblackandwhite1]

oh wow. What I want to know is what happened to People just using their brains? We are not computers. I try to use at little of this crap as possible because I would rather use my brain than have some machine whispering.

[krogaan]

soo the phone going tell you how to data what to eat and so on

[cyanmanta]

2:30 "Whoa, where the fuck is this 'North Dakota'?"

[svullo9000]

1:15

thats realistic D:

[UnknownXV]

You know, I could see them actually doing this.

[ZozoTheOuijaDemon]

I want the Yphone. That shit was badass.

[JoelTGM]

Lol

[Sign213]

this should have morefucking view s its brlliantr

[zackb951]

I would do this. I don't even call people.

[MercedesCars454]

Brilliant

[Kukijiro]

The mimic voice was rofling good.

[Danny77uk]

Apple sells you a product.

Microsoft pays others so that you will use their product.

Google gives the product away and sells you.

Don't be evil?

[jorgebassmaster22]

LOL the Chase ringtone is the best hahahaha

[playntyme]

Thats Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark888Dave666]

Does your mother also started to buy such a lot of crap?

[qazzy]

Omg I can see this happening.

[TheeSinner310]

This seems like it will happen real soon...

[peterfaj]

Somehow I wouldn't be surprised. Google would tattoo ads onto their children if they could.

[PizzuPoosa]

Y PHONE ♥ I soo gotta buy that :P

[goatzrule]

The 911 call was hilarious

[2hottie69isBACK]

the Y phone

fucken hilarious

i resubbed

[funnybuoy13]

As long as the Yahoo phone has Snake on it I am definitely getting it!

[TheYouwontgetit]

there are not enough adds in our lifes...!

[anonymousman555]

@TheYouwontgetit This is a joke.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@anonymousman555 ...no... ...that was a normal sentense...

[anonymousman555]

@TheYouwontgetit I meant that the news story is, if what you were saying was that advertising is at an extreme level in our lives and had nothing to do with the video, then i agree.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@anonymousman555 ...no - i meant these messages i hear in my phone are just too much...!!!

[marlesimms]

hahahahha the yphone oh man

[brendameistar]

The yphone is fucking brilliant.

[scottg4520]

There's no zero on the y-phone lol

[Ecosse57]

this IS coming. much of the crap we endure now would have been laughable a generation ago.

[gamerunknown]

I wish google would stop telling me indiscretionary stuff about my neighbours.

[celestina742]

Lmfao; Omg..Not far from the truth wen u think abt it, though**....**

[Pokemon5thgeneration]

Y-phone : 1 2 3 4 14 5 13.. lol

[xjaskix]

wow i'm not surprised Google is doing this. bunch of hypocrits and capitalist pigs. posting this from my iPhone so Apple all the way!! screw Google and their crappy phones

[taah45]

@xjaskix ahahah its fake retard

[Heinskitsvelvit]

I want a y-phone!

[jordana8899]

@Heinskitsvelvit Yphone is fake you idiot. they photoshoped the picture, and it doesn't even look like a smart phone you stupid moron. it looks like a toy. LOL. you stupidity is beyond me.

[Heinskitsvelvit]

@jordana8899 no shit... are you really stupid enough to think that someone believe that that phone is real, and on an ONN video?

[tekkenzaibatsumishim]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AWESOME1!!

[theBH33R]

the 911 call was hilarious

[jcrowley1985]

@theBH33R

Though 911 is a free service anyway. Hell, I even think you can call it from a phone that the service was disconnected from.

Still, was hilarious.

[SibuTNTcorps]

Let's Go! C'mon！lets go to Dunkin Donuts! ＊creeps＊

[otheus]

The y-phone! omg! ... in 3 to 4 years - LOL

[Oblivionpierce]

@P4iiZ

It's fake retard...

[P4iiZ]

as long as you can turn the shit off, for some important calls imagine a business call with some one in another country and it just starts saying a bunch of stuff all the time, which will make this thing pretty annoying, and fuck up more things then it will do good, and that emergency call.. at least they live in the US so he can most likely sue google if he's wife didn't make it or suffered in any way. seriously though automated stuff is good, but this is just a pain in the ass.

[DarkPanthera]

@P4iiZ its a fake news channell...

[WeedPeaceSerenity]

Hahaha i wouldnt be surprised...

[TROLL4x4]

They just googled u up the ass

[yogurtlick]

Its both funny and frightening that companies are really looking into this kind of advertising! LOLOLZ

[SirGabriel2076]

Sadly, this is actually happening. Last time when I looked up Christian Bale vs Arnold Schwartzeneggar related video, being Batman vs Terminator, DisneyParks was being advertised!

When I looked up something either Linux or Nintendo, my interest in the monkey-penguin hybrid idea allowed the original Donkey Kong game to be advertised.

Don't you just hate telepathic internet salespeople?

[MrBrilliantChaos]

@SirGabriel2076 Linux sucks, cheap ass...

[uniquerocks]

Who wants ads at middle of conversation. Only cheap guys. Now cheap guys can cuts theirs cost.

[Idaho278]

I HATE Google.

[Holyeoce]

no thanks : |

[sowetoninja]

how the hell did this get ANY dislikes?

most probably Google automated or something...

[superduperboyx]

wow i can imagine this can be ANNOYING AS PHUCK to hear these ads, see these ads, and hear these ads in my friends' voice. I rather pay for a smart phone than to deal with this. hahaha.

[KillaTequilla83]

Awesome, I dont even need friends anymore, I could just talk to the adds!

[UrSoMeanBoss]

bigBROTHER!!!!



[SupremeDestinyEmu]

I MUST get that WIPHONE!! OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!

[elasticbowman]

At least conversations will be more interesting with it.

[saleri]

let's go, come on, let's go to dunkin donuts

[LadyNemesis2007]

56 People did not want to march themselves down to Chase Bank..... lol

[seanowbo]

the Y-phone by fisher Price hahaha

[markies1980]

Y fone hahahahahaha

[Ringwaul]

I almost died laughing at the 911 bit! xD !!!

[Crazyknifekid]

...They misspelled Jackson Pollock's name... @1:53

[ProMenthefus]

mysteriously intact....

[crazymonkey186]

haha y-phone

[gamefreak0931]

I looked up the Videos with the Ad GPS, I found NOTHING

[Komaticom]

2:28 AHAHAHAHA

[MercuryIcePrincess]

OMG IT'S THE GUY FROM CYBERCHASE!!

[LittleShroomChild]

and when you say marijuana... they call the cops

[jcnbw01]

imagine all the things you'd hear when you start having phone sex... O_o

[saleri]

"come on, let's go, let's go to dunkin donuts"

LOL

[MICHAELJONSTON]

If they actually try and bring this out as a real idea, and it becomes commonplace, I will kill google... 

[pervysage35]

sure wouldn't want 15-year-old fan girls fucking wolves

[ladyiza9]

ehh, why do i have a feeling that we won't be laughing at this one day....

[RoundenBrown]

Oh, march yourself! Oh, march yourself! Oh, march yourself down to Chase Bank!

[hearNyou]

@RoundenBrown Toooooo funni...

[rajifusama]

ringtone ad cracks me up

[brownbear696969]

Below me First of all not true second of all call fuckin 911 idiot

[mel577]

It's actually sad but this will be the future someday... they will force you to put up with stupid ads even when you're having an emergency. Hey, fuck... YOUTUBE ALREADY DOES THAT. I heard a story of a little kid looking up CPR videos because his mom had just passed out as he watched some funny videos on YouTube... but the mother died because YouTube made him watch a two-minute ad before displaying the video. I'd sue these bastards.

[Justification75]

@mel577 I really doubt that's true. Ads on youtube are about 30 seconds max

[mel577]

@Justification75 You actually took my joke seriously. I bet you take the Onion news seriously as well.

[Justification75]

@mel577 Even knowing that's a joke, it's not funny. It seems more like a lie. I mean, look at it. HAHA THAT KIDS MOTHER DIED, SO FUNNY.

[Nulono]

Sexy Lingerie

Last minute of show best kept secret

Basset hound guilty-looking

Disclaimer against wolf-fucking

xD

[Nulono]

Sexy Langerie

[Rosannasfriend]

I am selling a new communication technology that no one else has yet but everyone will have it in 5 years or so! Best of all, they’re at low costs. Would you do our company a favor, see a demonstration, and maybe try one just TEMPORARILY? Give us a chance to show you how much better it is than what you already have. It would really help us a lot, as we just launched in Canada from the U.S.

[ChipsALaChocolat]

Damn, this is like Fahrenheit 451...

[dclikemtndew]

i know this is fake, but its just scary...

[TheNYCbarbiegirl]

THIS IS REAL!

[UberSecret]

... Maybe it's being overly imaginative, but it appears The Onion intentionally did a decent recreation @0m28s of Google's poorly made conference videos ...

[bbphnix]

perfect ilustration of how were bombarded by advertisement everywhere nowadays... omg, I realy wish that would stop.... maybe a new law should come into force which would prohibit advertisement everywhere except for a few well designated areas or web-sites and that kind of stuff.... that would be sweet

[Sasuke6x]

@bbphnix Unfortunately they are already mind fucking us with advertisements and we're not even realizing it. The other unfortunate part is that there is no way to limit advertising because there is no way to monitor all of the advertising that goes on, it would be impossible.

[YodaPala]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Blacckkfire]

The sad thing is, if google actually made a phone company, it would be exactley like the one in this vid

[Zokunei]

It's an Android!

[thejustmikeshow]

Love the 'Twilight' disclaimer right at the end.

[schnips074]

The scary thing is that I could actually see Google doing this

[BoaVenom18]

@schnips074 they wouldn't. people have to remember that even if an idea could make a company a ton of money like this idea, in the end it's US who decide what idea's are ok... and do you really think we would ever agree to this?

[schnips074]

@BoaVenom18 ummm, ever here of a joke?

[BoaVenom18]

@schnips074 um ever hear of proper grammar?

[megamarsvin]

@BoaVenom18 Hey, why not? We've already agreed to be bombarded by advertising 24/7 wherever you go, whatever you do.

[2006RL]

This was sooo funny could not stop laughing. Love the chase ringtone

[Thechickenlord]

I want that Chase Bank ring tone.

[Davidgtatips]

this is fucking fake

[ohiost8freak]

@Davidgtatips no shit.....

[AshfursSpirit]

Oh march yourself down to chase bank! Lol

[thepenguinsrafterme]

Would be funnier if it wasn't actually going to happen

[DarkCloudPhenom88]

i want the yPhone

[hadabenz]

Hahahahaha I want that Chase Bank ringtone..

[mygodDYLAN1]

this is actually a good idea

[oceangust]

@mygodDYLAN1 Please no.

[mygodDYLAN1]

@oceangust what?

[EuclidianProposition]

I started laughing as soon as I read the title.

[AceofHadeon]

Sadly, with the way things are in this upside down world today, ALL the news there looks plausible!

[WillShakespeare2007]

I know this is the Onion but that is a pretty good idea. Not during a cal but say an advert for every 5 minutes of use. So you listen to the add and then get cheeper air time.

[oceangust]

@WillShakespeare2007 fuck that shit, you know how annoying that shit would be?

[thehornypuppy]

I wouldn't be surprised if this really happens...

[kasuskasus]

Can't wait three to four years for the release of the yPhone. I'm stoked!

[Evilolex]

kek

[jackasshole3]

shit!! y-phone!! so fucking cool

[MrSafetymeeting]

Thats noy far away. All they have to do is admit they are listening to our conversations anyway,then it will be no big deal for them to interrupt you with ads to "help" you.

[p0tazzium]

i find it funny that i watched a chase ad before this video

[pwnwner]

When I won I was like Yes!

[boymankiller]

I would totally get that phone for that feature! xD

[sk8boredz]

Coming up next: A new state quarter reveals a previously unknown state!!! Lol

[PerfektBlue]

only cool people use the Y-phone

[someone2504]

lets go to dunkin donuts

[plumpygirllover]

I'd rather die than using that shit....

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

@RB13240

LOL I love the ticker

[Cockpuncher1000]

Google is Skynet!!!!

[leopluradon57]

lol @ the y phone

[NarutoSasukeAkatsuki]

LOL! c'mon!! lets go to dunken doughnuts!

[FukcYouHard]

I know people who think that The Onion News is real...

[2dayBlue]

Y phone FTW!!!!!!

[Bloodflooder]

wtf

[hahazzz]

Still waiting for my preorders of Y-Phones :/

[TimeQueenofRome]

This system has gained praise from the YouTube community in that they no longer have to deal with viewing advertising while on the site.

[Brunschweig]

Excellent!

[aliokatan]

Yphone. LOL

[simonjeste]

while watching this video 46 people asked "wtf is 'Google'?"

[globalchaos1984]

When is yahoo just going to die? Who the fuck uses it?

[wwefanworld]

@globalchaos1984 everyone Fuck google greedy China ass licking cock sucking potato picking leg scratching ass wipes.

[globalchaos1984]

@wwefanworld I thought Google turned down the China deal 'cause of all the censorship the Chinese government wanted to add?

[gardnerbm]

Im sure they have thought about this...and i wouldnt be surprised if they were secretly recording phone conversations

[Sebytro]

So true about yahoo xD

[thickiam]

That's the future of advertising for you. I bet this is a real idea.

[xradio86]

@thickiam Onions Nwes Network : the news before it happens

[chiyerano]

So it would basically be voice spam for your cell phone.

[OoMASEoO]

OMFG that would be SOOOOOOOOOOO annoying!

[tafxkz]

those 2 minute ads do not show up in India

[stlkngyomom]

I hear voices in my ear all the time and don't need a phone.Another useless product.

[mjohanss1975]

@stlkngyomom forget to take ur lithium? hehe

[HplusG]

haha... that was hilarious.

[FGGTZORZ]

ahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[rubykm1216]

the emergency call ad was so funny

[brawldude23]

Hey you know what would be great, if there were no such things as advertisements and if GOOGLE DIDN'T FUCKING OWN YOUTUBE

[kakureru]

reminds me of "Dial Pad" when it came out..

[RomZruleTeHworld]

3-4 years for a TOY!

[Clown5336]

dont give them ideas what the hell onion

[HiLoPicoLo]

They should make the 'ringing' while making a phone call an advertisement =P

[atyeclipse]

I wonder how pop out come out when talking on the phone.....and then we have option to close it or not...hahah XD

[hempartist420]

take her on the vacation of her dreams lol

youtube you fucking ad slut