I accually laughed at the laughs laughed at studio. They sounded so stupid, I mean everyone knows that there is only 1 guy in the studio who laughed at the jokes and others laugh at him laugh at the jokes.
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That goldfish needs a bigger tank. I have one of those bowls with decorations in it, and its way too small for any fish. Aquarists actually recommend 30 gallons for one goldfish.
The first cat was predicting that the words should come out where it was pawing at the corner because they weren't coming out the side. This should keep scientists from cutting open a cats brain to find if they can predict.. And the fish is swimming around in backwash. The cat knows it's in their and he is hoping for a protest of the fish swimming in backwash by it jumping in it's mouth to state its opinion on cats polluting fishwater with backwash.
This may have been posted before (I'm too lazy to read through pages of responses), but the second kitty, with the butter, is very high on catnip. Anyone can induce the same effect by adding a drop of catnip to some sort of container :)
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Goldfish do not think or feel or remember like a human, they do not have the capability. No such thing as cruelty towards a gold fish, it's similar to a vegetable, do you complain about their pain when you bite into them?
@sharardabrowski I have been looking for the scientific studies of vegetable nervous sytems.I am glad you have headed that investigative arena.I would be pleased if you could forward any new findings on the neuron data to my website.I have just gathered enough information on ganglia and brain responses of fruits and vegetables to put away anybody that eats them or picks at them with their forks and knives at the dinner table for as many as 5 yrs According to judicial documentation on veg abuse
I have seen a lot of examples how NOT to keep an aquarium, but the one in this vid is absolutely the worst yet. Intolerable for pettubedotcom to show this kind of material without any criticism, some idiots watching it may think it's completely okay to keep animals in such jamjars.
It's not just the size, it's the shape. Just imagine yourself living in a small round room for years! The shape of a rectangle is, for some reason, easier for the eye to deal with. Living in a bowl may affect the animal's sanity. Same goes with the round bird cages. The bowls have also smaller volume and the necessary oxidizing agents don't fit them. People use bowls just because they're prettier. "Pretty" should not be a justification for animal cruelty.
Agreed. I have never seen a bowl like that actually. Maybe it was just a temporary bowl for the fish. I hope. All captive fish in tanks/bowls should have filter systems. The water should also be treated with water conditioner. If that water was, which it should be, that probably wouldn't be so great for the cat. Meh.
Did you actually say living in the bowl is going to affect the animal's sanity? You know a fish has a memory capacity of like 15 seconds right? Why are you so upset over a guppie? I bet you eat fish (and if not) meat in general and never gave a second thought about the treatment they got before ending up on you plate. Chill....
As long as we don't know for sure, it's better that you have the proper equipment if you'd like to have a fish as a pet. Not all pet owners care about their animals, but I'd like to see someone thinking about having an aquarium and reading this that a bowl is maybe not so good idea.
Offtopic but gotta answer this one: I'm a vegetarian and do not eat any meat or fish. I've had that second thought almost ten years ago and still having that same kind of thoughts about people's double standards.
The cat probably has more friends now than the kid who put up the text on that screensaver. Must be pretty desperate to actually want to be home schooled.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS!!!
here you know what all I'm going to say is 1. do you have a cat well then I believe that your cat makes you cry me too but still just because of that cats are still awesome!
the real thing is i had a cat a great one his name was [please don't laugh] his name was kinda funny it was trunks well he was the best looking cat. black and white with a scar over his left eye.then i got this stray dog coming to our house for don't know what everyday in the early morning and one day i heard a a noise and i came to find them fighting trunks was killed scince that day i decided never to keep a cat for fear it the same fate as trunks
oh i'd say Trunks isn't a bad name for a cat :D I like it :)
yeah I just read one of your sentences and It said it was a stray dog ya maybe you should keep the cat in for the rest of it's life? maybe that would help?
oh okay now I get ya maybe wait until that one dies (I'm not being mean I don't want your dog to die!) and then get another cat or something like that?
I put my money on this goldfish being dead by now. I know pretty much about goldfishes and what he did there was deadly. Having it in this small place kills it in the first place.
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my cat put her head in the cup one time
sparkleangelz 3 months ago
love the text on the computer :P "I want to be home schooled!!! please?"
message to the parents??
linkinparkgirl1989 7 months ago 5
Bad jokes and a laugh track is all you need to start your career hosting pet clip tv shows. Get started today!
dodad12 7 months ago
ooooooooh cute!
Lyantoke 7 months ago
0:43 DUDE! theres NOTHING left!
babygerl99 7 months ago
There should be a language course for Americans titled "How not to sound like a fucking cretin".
Soundfrequency 7 months ago
Curious Cat is Curious...
RandomBoardKat 8 months ago
@KeiLashes Laziness has gotten the better of me. :-/
koriko88 8 months ago
looks like they hired people to laugh in the backround for that retard. :/
cuzgandalfgothigh99 8 months ago
I liked the commentary. I know that it's really cheesy, and very childish but I still laughed at some of the jokes :)
frostyh81 8 months ago
I dislike the laughing-sound-effect in this video.
iCookiesh 8 months ago
I accually laughed at the laughs laughed at studio. They sounded so stupid, I mean everyone knows that there is only 1 guy in the studio who laughed at the jokes and others laugh at him laugh at the jokes.
SuaatanaTube 9 months ago
You know the joke is old when it is about "dial up" internet connection
CamiloSanchez1979 1 year ago 3
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sollpuppy 1 year ago
Jesus Christ... Bob Saget is funnier than this fucking guy.
Viperr101 1 year ago
morons must have no social life to laugh at jokes like that.
sniperyall88 1 year ago
@sniperyall88 Lol
kgirl1306 1 year ago
Very rare a cat goes for that type of thing, the action on computer screens that is
rushnerd 1 year ago
i want to be home-schooled please? huh?
OOOuise 1 year ago 2
these jokes are painful to listen to.
HotAndyLover 1 year ago
@HotAndyLover if you havent seen jacksfilm's snuggie parody for dogs (or other animals w/e) you would understand that.
darlthris 1 year ago
shut up you fucking host your a fucking idiot
AddDude23 1 year ago
@AddDude23 Dude, your comment made me laugh so hard. Thanks.
Freshtymer 1 year ago
these jokes are so bad they need a laugh track just to make it seem half good but are still the stupidest things ive ever heard
BishBaroniee 1 year ago
That goldfish needs a bigger tank. I have one of those bowls with decorations in it, and its way too small for any fish. Aquarists actually recommend 30 gallons for one goldfish.
breathvictorian1 1 year ago
Why is it necessary to add shitty jokes over this video? The animals are fun, the moronic humor isn't.
1971ojoalparche1971 1 year ago 3
Non of those jokes deserve that fake as fucking fake laugher.
Gobfuls 1 year ago 5
The first cat was predicting that the words should come out where it was pawing at the corner because they weren't coming out the side. This should keep scientists from cutting open a cats brain to find if they can predict.. And the fish is swimming around in backwash. The cat knows it's in their and he is hoping for a protest of the fish swimming in backwash by it jumping in it's mouth to state its opinion on cats polluting fishwater with backwash.
krrrruptidsoless 1 year ago
cute cats but jokes are LAAAAAMMMMEE
mikeynike81 2 years ago 39
This is to cheesy for me
isforever 2 years ago
This may have been posted before (I'm too lazy to read through pages of responses), but the second kitty, with the butter, is very high on catnip. Anyone can induce the same effect by adding a drop of catnip to some sort of container :)
Foehammer01 2 years ago
hehehehe nice one
raddy26 2 years ago
Poor goldfish xDDDD. It must be shiting on its pants... of goldfish xD.
SakuritaNyu 2 years ago 7
Well "because it's in water..." you cant see the gold fish pissing itself in fear...
firebat42 2 years ago
OH NOES I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE GAWDDAMN FISH!!! LOL poeple, c'mon
merzer131 2 years ago
the screen saver says . "i want to be homeschooled!!!!! please?"
LMAO.
KingofDApin 2 years ago 7
its a joke u party poopers
bubbleofthestage 2 years ago
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Goldfish do not think or feel or remember like a human, they do not have the capability. No such thing as cruelty towards a gold fish, it's similar to a vegetable, do you complain about their pain when you bite into them?
ShararDabrowski 2 years ago
@sharardabrowski I have been looking for the scientific studies of vegetable nervous sytems.I am glad you have headed that investigative arena.I would be pleased if you could forward any new findings on the neuron data to my website.I have just gathered enough information on ganglia and brain responses of fruits and vegetables to put away anybody that eats them or picks at them with their forks and knives at the dinner table for as many as 5 yrs According to judicial documentation on veg abuse
krrrruptidsoless 1 year ago
Where do television producers find these idiotic show hosts?
zoyclem 2 years ago 119
Yeah, it's like they'll hire anyone with a degree in shit jokes
And I didn't even realize there WAS such a thing as a degree in shit jokes
Soundfrequency 2 years ago
Must be result of some 60's weird scientific experiment, they certainly can't be normal people.
jtbo 2 years ago
@zoyclem
At the HERP DEE DERP bar.
ZetaProductionz 8 months ago
@zoyclem you know who i like. bob saget, dont know why i just thought he was funny.
superducktapeman 8 months ago
I have seen a lot of examples how NOT to keep an aquarium, but the one in this vid is absolutely the worst yet. Intolerable for pettubedotcom to show this kind of material without any criticism, some idiots watching it may think it's completely okay to keep animals in such jamjars.
Nymphicuz 2 years ago
Wow, if you didn't notice that aquarium was very wide. some fish do not need to have deep bowls.
Cool it.
ShehasATheory 2 years ago
It's not just the size, it's the shape. Just imagine yourself living in a small round room for years! The shape of a rectangle is, for some reason, easier for the eye to deal with. Living in a bowl may affect the animal's sanity. Same goes with the round bird cages. The bowls have also smaller volume and the necessary oxidizing agents don't fit them. People use bowls just because they're prettier. "Pretty" should not be a justification for animal cruelty.
Nymphicuz 2 years ago
Agreed. I have never seen a bowl like that actually. Maybe it was just a temporary bowl for the fish. I hope. All captive fish in tanks/bowls should have filter systems. The water should also be treated with water conditioner. If that water was, which it should be, that probably wouldn't be so great for the cat. Meh.
MINImusPrime00 2 years ago
Its ok, the fish is like "I'll make do with whut I gotz bitch!"
sudnaidu 2 years ago
Did you actually say living in the bowl is going to affect the animal's sanity? You know a fish has a memory capacity of like 15 seconds right? Why are you so upset over a guppie? I bet you eat fish (and if not) meat in general and never gave a second thought about the treatment they got before ending up on you plate. Chill....
Caylee87 2 years ago
As long as we don't know for sure, it's better that you have the proper equipment if you'd like to have a fish as a pet. Not all pet owners care about their animals, but I'd like to see someone thinking about having an aquarium and reading this that a bowl is maybe not so good idea.
Offtopic but gotta answer this one: I'm a vegetarian and do not eat any meat or fish. I've had that second thought almost ten years ago and still having that same kind of thoughts about people's double standards.
Nymphicuz 2 years ago
Fish have actually been tested to respond to the same Pavlovian feeding routines for YEARS.
"Think --> Think again --> Speak" it's what you should learn to do. Some people care about their pets' well-being.
cellavb447 2 years ago 2
blah, blah, blah. Get offended about a comment I made over a month ago now. It's just a stupid video, get a life people!!!
Caylee87 2 years ago
Dude the 5 or 15 seconds or whatever is totally bullshit. A goldfish has WAY longer memory than that.
Sokan1993 2 years ago
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I hope you realize a goldfish has a memory span of 5 seconds. So in it's mind, it's always only been in that bowl for 5 seconds.
ShararDabrowski 2 years ago
thats not actually true mythbusters thave proved it! :)
perfectmachineking 2 years ago 6
It's a myth, the 5 second memory thing. Actually gold fish have a memory of 3 months.
aqualisa 2 years ago
The cat probably has more friends now than the kid who put up the text on that screensaver. Must be pretty desperate to actually want to be home schooled.
Vercuric 2 years ago
I hate that annoying music they always play in the background whenever they show animals or people doing something humiliating.
Let's just see the video without the music or irritating commentary.
region1111 2 years ago
Animals behavior are cute better than human. Human behavior are the worst beast who like create destruction to the earth n universe.
Tightone208 2 years ago
DON'T WANT
mk4195421 2 years ago
our cats drink out of the fishbowl too.
camapexskier 3 years ago
To you a goldfish in a bowl, to the cat... soup.
TheFryerKSpore 3 years ago
lol the cat was like: im not stoopid, i will drink all this fucking water, then ur doomed!!
mmonnerat 3 years ago
Oh god THIS show, its like AMV's slightly idiotic younger brother, with an announcer that ruined it.
Those damn puns, those poor laugh tracks.
MedleyCrew 3 years ago 9
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kaxxu02 3 years ago
shut up you maniac
razor014445673 2 years ago
the cats were funny but the guy eh never mind lets....lets...leave him alone
showstopper12340000 3 years ago 10
"It's only because that goldfish is in water that you can't see him sweating."
that was a good line IMO
arshammirshah 2 years ago
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I JUST HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!
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honeyjars 2 years ago
hey man dont anger me i know so many things that they will make you cry if i told you
razor014445673 2 years ago
here you know what all I'm going to say is 1. do you have a cat well then I believe that your cat makes you cry me too but still just because of that cats are still awesome!
honeyjars 2 years ago
the real thing is i had a cat a great one his name was [please don't laugh] his name was kinda funny it was trunks well he was the best looking cat. black and white with a scar over his left eye.then i got this stray dog coming to our house for don't know what everyday in the early morning and one day i heard a a noise and i came to find them fighting trunks was killed scince that day i decided never to keep a cat for fear it the same fate as trunks
razor014445673 2 years ago
oh i'd say Trunks isn't a bad name for a cat :D I like it :)
yeah I just read one of your sentences and It said it was a stray dog ya maybe you should keep the cat in for the rest of it's life? maybe that would help?
honeyjars 2 years ago
i can't trunks is dead the stray dog killed him
razor014445673 2 years ago
ya I meant if you get another one though funny you mentioned this I'm getting another cat on Monday!
honeyjars 2 years ago
can't now that razor is here
razor014445673 2 years ago
what? who's razor? you?
honeyjars 2 years ago
no no my pet dog after trunks died i decide to get a dog in place of him because the pet shop dosen't have any more cats
razor014445673 2 years ago
oh okay now I get ya maybe wait until that one dies (I'm not being mean I don't want your dog to die!) and then get another cat or something like that?
honeyjars 2 years ago
yeah say have you ever touched a bob cat
razor014445673 2 years ago
NOO! I prefer the little cute ones :)
honeyjars 2 years ago
huh i touch the big oness with out amy problem
razor014445673 2 years ago
oh I don't I live nowhere near them :) (Vancouver, Canada)
honeyjars 2 years ago
oh say do you like dbz
razor014445673 2 years ago
what's DBZ?
honeyjars 2 years ago
you mean you never saw the vid its full form is dragon ball z
razor014445673 2 years ago
no I didn't...
honeyjars 2 years ago
oh well never mind..
razor014445673 2 years ago
ok.
honeyjars 2 years ago
........
razor014445673 2 years ago
u got own3d!
dzedajusr 2 years ago
yeah
razor014445673 2 years ago
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who cares, that show was for losers and nerds
zomgstuffnet 2 years ago
does the fact tha you got 6 thumbs down prove this statement? I think so...
merzer131 2 years ago
I put my money on this goldfish being dead by now. I know pretty much about goldfishes and what he did there was deadly. Having it in this small place kills it in the first place.
Nikosrofl 3 years ago
the computer says I want to be home school!!!!!!!!!!! please?
grigone123 3 years ago 2
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this sucked and the music too
280az 3 years ago
You should never let your kitty near a CRT monitor, it might make you infertile.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
Lol, I was thinking the same thing.
xXYonnyXx 3 years ago
whats that mean?
Penguins4ever666 3 years ago
I love the cat's curiosity.
ConE500 3 years ago
I love kitties! LOL
jantheempress 3 years ago 2
they cats were funny but the guy............
poltygrl247 3 years ago 8
These videos would be better without the corny jokes.
koriko88 3 years ago 118
and if they were shorter
xXflamingwolfXx 3 years ago
i kinda think they r funny
lmntfan3 3 years ago
The animals are much funnier. I'd like audio from the animals, not the ex-animaniacs guy.
koriko88 3 years ago 9
@koriko88 Not to mention the laugh track, and the fact that nobody would give their cats idiotic names like the ones the writers come up with.
dharmaseed 1 year ago
"I want to be homeschooled!!!!PLease?"
Spratlin344 3 years ago 3
made me laugh
SeanksTV 3 years ago
ha ha ha loves the the "fish sweating" thingy at the end! LOOOOL
dkhluv85 3 years ago
thats the voice from the show animaniacs,,,,,,,,,,,,, now look how his career has slid down hill...
jwka2001 3 years ago
cats are awesome... the punch lines sucked he should get fired
nmbr1rascal4eva 3 years ago
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funny, check out my videos
ipodlvr123 3 years ago
How about no.
kittytom200x 3 years ago 2
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CATS SUCK!
SocialDeviant77 3 years ago
hey, is that the same guy who does the voice for yakko in animaniacs? (announcer at the beginning?)
ash2522 3 years ago 2
awesome!i love cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kryetomy 3 years ago
Americas next top cat LOL
Greenvalds 3 years ago 3
nice..
gabitzuyo89 3 years ago 2
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i would have dirty pig sex with that cat...although it wouldn't be the first time...cats are very gentle lovers
CountChocolitous 3 years ago
so fuckin true man...but they have rough tongues
kreeper887 3 years ago
Very cute! :)
BonBonBatman 3 years ago 3
hahaha..
I LUV CATS ^^
bboyiya 3 years ago
hahahha... so cute!!!
fatehamana 3 years ago
hahahha.....
MUSTSEE4TV 3 years ago
00:05 - He's after the static cling! :D
DigiTan000 3 years ago
ahahaha!! funny hehehehe ...
GineShines17 3 years ago
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zachlover95 3 years ago
umm..do cats like goldfish?
MissWiddle 3 years ago
Yes misswiddle. Cats like goldfish. They like to eat them!
sonyab1974 3 years ago
haha the computer screen "i want to be home schooled! please?"
JennaLeighhh 3 years ago
lol
itsalltoowonderful 3 years ago
the last part with the goldfish was just awesome!
inegin 3 years ago
awhhh
L0LUNIC0RN 3 years ago
LOL! that was awesome! we have some cats like this too
bye1962 3 years ago
That's actually a show on Animal Planet!! I'm tryin' to remember!! ;;
Isaku23 3 years ago
i love this video...
look at : Muffins and teddy
muckysockz 3 years ago
cool
rendyrandy 3 years ago
The gold fish must have been soooo scared!! lol
HBK8211 3 years ago
Yeah HBK that fish must have peed it's pants ROFL.
sonyab1974 3 years ago
Lmao
dominocat820 3 years ago
yeah
fdsal0 3 years ago
lolo
vanshma 3 years ago