Gnooze 10-18-2007 Pete Stark birth control david copperfield

[TheJM1962]

Oh how I love all you left VS right fools .

Wake the hell up and find the facts and see both sides are sticking it to you .

Poor world is full of so many fools.

[DavidCopsafeel]

Copperfield has been cleared, but that didn't make the headines!!

[robin8815]

i dont like hear, , ,

[HaleyMary]

sinister crazy Hilary insane people. I like your version of what abbreviations stand for. Great show. :)

[alinemerrow]

God, it's the first time I saw her. & I already hate her. It's not funny.

[omovies]

Do you use the Gnooze as an excuse to buy lots of new tops? As always you're featured on our channel. peace

[gnooze]

I wish! Although now that you mention it...

You guys are great! When's a new video coming?

[abotero1]

Martha... I really admire you... congs. Alejo

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! :D

[SeizureChords]

Abra dabra cadabra

I wanna spend quality time

with Ya.

[SLYGARR]

Great! We now live in an age where we get our news from little cookie that could not find the U.S.A. on a map.How about being able to spell news.Edward R. Murrow is rolling in his grave.

[bbartelt]

Marta holds a Bachelor of Science from the William Allen White School of Journalism, which is consistently ranked as one of the top 10 journalism schools in the US. Also, she went to college at 16, has an additional BA in Psychology, and reported in Kansas, South Carolina, and Los Angeles before creating and producing the first women's mobile network (Diva on GoTV).

[SLYGARR]

Yeah!Well lets hear some real news!How about Bilderberg meetings.How about stories that have not been run through the government censorship program.I know,I'm some kind of conspiracy nut.Can we say Kennedy assasination,Gulf of Tonkin Incident,Attack on the U.S. Liberty,Oh and then we have the questions around 9/11, but nooooo we have to know what schmoperfield is doing or Brittany Paris or Angelina Lohan!Who frekin cares.AHHHHHHH!INFOWARSDOTCOM

[pyrotwisty]

dude, shes not claiming to be a serious news source, i mean, just look at the title, gnooze, this is clearly the wrong place if your looking for highly intellectual stuff. However, if your looking for a laugh with a whiff of current events, this is the place for you

[SLYGARR]

The problem is this,WE DO NOT NEED A DUMBED DOWN PUBLIC ANYMORE.THE WHOLE MEDIA IS LIKE THIS.

[gr8dalmuti]

Hey, she did do a story about how Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are cousins.

But half the point of the gnooze as I see it is to parody what the corporate media are reporting.

The other half, of course, is all about Marta's awesome improv. (Thank you very much, Marta Roboto!)

[Ovsop]

Who is Marta Costello. I think she's terrific!

[CallMeNiel]

now that's quality short attention span drunken viewing right there!

[xjedi]

you should be ashamed of yourself with that 11 year olds joke!!...................... :) keep the videos rollin

[cheezpuffdaddy]

Orders are being shouted into telephones and men with guns will soon be on their way...

[orangefanta22]

LOL with the birth control thing omg i'm 11! but don't get any ideas I would never do that at this age!

[zackbottleneck]

I found this funny but I never got the punch line. Bush is a nutcase.

[gnooze]

watch some more episodes! You'll see :)

[Dog480]

Now I won't be happy until I have my very own pumpkin tree.

[sonicflyingmachine]

You rock!

[napoleonwashere]

Haha cool anacronym. ☆☆☆☆☆!

[MangoBingSa]

"Blowing up kids... for his own amusement..."

[wizardeal]

It's just amazing how many ignorant comments I find on here, so heres one more-

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

c'mon, Marta, just let me hold you one time, once you feel my heart pound, it'll be a done deal

-"wizard" deal

[MBRHIndustries]

that statue of liberty trick never gets old.

[jerzeydevil666]

show us your tits

[Zarbod]

That's really wrong.  11 year olds! That's just wrong. 12 years is ok though. (Boom chicka boinwowowng...)

[nocafeine]

great show, it's so much fun to watch. I love it.

[gnooze]

Yay! Thank you!

[costumegrl]

I found you via omovies "favorite videos" section. Now I have to watch all your clips. I don't have time for this, God Dammit. The G is pronounced. Many kudos!

[gnooze]

Wonderful! I love OMOVIES! I had no idea they'd favorited me, what nice guys.

[johnnymoondog]

Maybe its about time for the President to "resign" (the G is silent),and as for the 11 year old kids with birth control pills its a "sign" of the times (the G is also silent !)And lastly youre extremely funny and lookin dang " figne" today (the g is, of course, also silent !)

[gnooze]

Aw, johnnymoondog... you're great! That G is not silent.

[cheezpuffdaddy]

WTF!?!?!

[gnooze]

WTF what? :)

[LowBudgetPuppets]

I got a laugh out of that middle school part. I guess I'm a sick bastard too...

- The Sock

[gnooze]

Well, that makes two of us. :)

[ujdo]

I went to see David Copperfield in Pasadena once. He's really good. He made my money disapear!

[blairkenyon]

Okay, the new Copperfield allegations are really creepy. Incidentally, I just saw The Kegger for the first time. I know I am probably ten years behind everyone, but very funny stuff.

[gnooze]

Nah, just a couple months. ;)

Thanks for checking it out! It was such a blast to do. Those kids were amazing. Hilariously amazing.

[blairkenyon]

Yes, that's the only reason that I want to have kids. To make them say ANYTHING.

[gnooze]

I'm also hoping to earn money off 'em.

[jojo216]

I KNOW you haven't always had a "southern" attempted accent, but I wonder--have you always had that lisp?

[gnooze]

Huh?

[goobersayshey]

As Linus once Said, "I never discuss religion, politics or the great pumpkin tree."

Good work on rounding all the bases!

The Best Trick David Copperfield ever did was convincing the world that he and Claudia Schiffer were an item.

Marta - Awesome as always. I'll miss you when you go to MSNBC.

And now ZAP ZOWIE! *KA-POOF* (... i just disappeared)

[gnooze]

ZAP ZOWIE!

[theuglychuckling]

I <3 Pumpkin trees.

[gnooze]

Aren't they fantastic?

[blairkenyon]

They must be investigating how the hell he was able to get Claudia Schiffer to marry him. Great job, Marta. Sweet pumpkin tree.

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I love pumpkin trees, wish I could get them all year long!

[gavnila]

how did you slip into the video in 2:28. where you on skateboards? :)

[gnooze]

I'm always on skateboards.

Not really.

I don't know how I did that.

[mike8494]

Yes a good story for the news again Marta{-:

i love it Nice job. Mike

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike! :)

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-taaahh! Two thumbs way up for the magician face!  Now you see me, now you...... (BOMP! BOMP!)

[gnooze]

Hey, where'd you go!? ;)

[trevb38]

Hey, Yo! Away for a project at work. Still gotsta do my 9-to-5 'till I make my first million! See u around! :D

[qiranger]

Nice recap Marta. I missed the David Copperfield story yesterday.

[gnooze]

Now I'm wishing I hadn't done that story. What with the new details and all.

[qiranger]

I had to surf through the Google News Archives to find any real details. Yes that is alarming, but let's face it... with Celebrity justice.... he could make everything disappear.

[qiranger]

But then again, in one report it looks like a he said/she said situation... no rape kit, delayed reporting. In any case, it's going to be slung around in the mud for a while.

[Larryk12308]

Yeah,

I wasn't sure which story to get more fired up about, Bush's veto of the kid's health care bill, or the 11 year birth control thing

but after watching the gnooze, now i know

This has flipping nothing to do w/ the bible!

Man those *#@%ing dumb bible bashing zealots

make my BP go nuts!

It's common sense!

Preteens shouldn't be doin it! Nuff said!

[ptrptms]

Pumpkin tree? I see someone won't be getting a visit from the great pumpkin.

[gnooze]

Does a pumpkin tree somehow negate a visit?  I'm not familiar.

[ptrptms]

The Great Pumpkin allways shows up at a pumpkin patch. You'll miss him if you hang around the tree. Also middleschoolers and birth control? My throbbing biological urges didnt' kick in until high school.

[AlterEgoTrip]

You made me laugh out loud on the train! Yeah I'm surfing the internet on the train,, woohhooot!! home towards Stockholm and thanks again for a wonderful show!

[gnooze]

That is so awesome! Internet on the train!

Thanks for watching and commenting!

[jenzatron]

Do the magic face again!

[gnooze]

Ta-da!

[cdgt1]

Marta, Quit trying to distract us.Whats going on with my friend Vladimir.He's usually quite shy.Who is this new friend of his.Why do they want to build nuclear targets in their war torn country.

[ZachsMind]

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

...yeah you're right. Sex jokes about eleven year olds are not funny. At least not yet. The old adage is "tragedy plus time equals comedy" so after the tragedy wears off and everyone gets used to eleven year olds having sex with each other, I'm sure we'll look back on all this and just laaaaaaaaaaaaaff!

[eternalAOblue]

!!!CUTE!!! =)

[gnooze]

Thanks!!!

[xRemx]

was that a bush or beavis voice? ;)

[gnooze]

It does sound kinda Beavis-ish, doesn't it? Funny. It's all improv - I don't have any idea what's gonna come out of my mouth. :)

[skutre]

those pumpkin trees are awesome, I'm sending one to my mom for Halloween

[gnooze]

I just love them! The accent color in my living room is orange so they look perfect!

[lepolv86]

ReinerTorheit was kidding of course... he just forgot to put his winkies in his post...

;-) ;-)

[1938superman]

:-)

[LouRyder]

Loved it!

[gnooze]

Yay!

[WannabeKiwiBoy]

lol nice disappearing trick! Seriously though what did David Copperfield do? Did he make his taxes disappear???? *ba doom chi". Lame I know, thanks for chuckling anyway. Oh and lol @ the bow chicka wow wow too :-) But birth control for 11 year olds? WOOOOOOOOOOAH! Great video Marta!

[gnooze]

Thanks Wayne!!!

Now after I joked about it, details are emerging that paint a really disturbing picture with Copperfield. Ugh.

[megamandapop]

aww I heard a doggie wimper! ... wait what the hell is a pumpkin tree?

[gnooze]

How odd. I replied to your comment this morning, but it didn't work!

Yes, Grandpaw was distraught at being kept out of the studio for 10 minutes so he had to whimper.

Pumpkin trees look like just what they sound like except small enough to arrange in a vase like flowers and I love them.

[psychetruth]

Fun, you got a new subscriber.

[gnooze]

Hooray! I love new subscribers! :D

[EricaSoFine]

yeah I saw that middle school BC thing all over the news... want to hear some news? They are talking about giving random drug tests in an Ohio High School... to the students and staff... I know if that was my high school, we ALL would've been screwed! Kind of takes the fun out of teenage years doesn't it