Atheism Week, Day 5: Is Fido Going to Heaven?

[AbigalFerris]

How come there isnt any not even ONE missing link if evolution is real, dear

[nealart]

I would forget my lines too if I was in bed with her.

[pcmodhouse]

Chimps and humans are decendant from a common ancestor. There was a split where some evolved into humans and others stayed as chimps

[Mikedogg13666]

That was awesome! My aunt used to do that for me and my sister when we were little. The upside down thing...not the theist thing....or at least not ill she became a Mormon. Now it's worse. Lol.

[Mikedogg13666]

That has to be the coolest video ever. What a couple of nuts. I loved every minute of it and laughed my ass off. A+++

[country1611]

First off evolution has been disprooved because if we came from monkeys y is there still monkeys why don't u see a half monkey half human lol stupid.and when u make an explosion y don't a new earth spear if u make an explosion its going to be distucive not noting preaty comes out of it.

[se7enthcin]

@country1611 oh country1611, silly monkey... we didn't come from monkeys. But if you want to think of apes as a cousin, that would be more accurate. You're confused. We have a common ancestor with apes... I understand how you could get confused... there is that evolution picture where we come from a chimp and evolve into man and this is no doubt where you get your information. That image was not created for scientific purposes.

[se7enthcin]

@country1611 You're also making a jump from evolution (which is the explanation of change over billions of years based on the fact of transitional forms in the fossil record and observed changes since the theory was expressed) to the creation of the universe which are two completely separate things. The name "the big bang" is an unfortunate tag placed on the theory by creationists. It gives people the impression of something it is not.

[se7enthcin]

@country1611 You're also making the assumption that you can create an "explosion" that has the same attributes that "the big bang" had to create what we see now. This is also a fallacy. The big bang is a theory that explains how our universe is now based on the idea that what makes up the universe is becoming more distant from each other.

[Paraflarekid]

@country1611 ......Wow.

[citizengar]

Nice.... *thumbs up*

[Davitofrito]

say doesn't have an i in it. Evolution doesn't disprove god but it does dispell the idea of a literal interpretation of religouse text. As religion either old or new begins to have holes poked through it via factual data, fewer people believe in said religions. New religions form while many simply stop believing in any sort of higher power. Many come back to god late in life out of a fear or the unknown and the shock of what death implies. A finality we are not ready to accept. live life.

[evanandtaco]

animals are here to eat LOL!!!!!!!

[TheEgyptianOne]

i want to know what does fosiles have to do with evolution and why u retards belive that if evolution happened then their is no god. i know that christian god sais their was only adam and eve but if their is a god out their and iam not talking about the bible god maybe he created evolution

[kain1510]

No one is making the claim that there is no god because evolution occurred. In fact, there is an abundance of people who both have a religion and accept the theory of evolution.

[br0cc0l1]

I hate the chin face

[Bones0]

epic lulz

[rfrye27]

Is Atheism Weak?

[FruitKnife1011]

you people have waaaaaaaaay too much time on ur hands...or chins...

[OctavioRedding]

Ahaha, it took me a few minutes trying to figure out what the hell those puppets were before I realized they were your chins XD

Nice.

[intellectualman100]

you guys are so creative never would have thought of doing that way however I can definitely relate though. That was how I was brought to believe because mom or dad said so. they could never fully answer my questions about god or the bible or the mormon church either what great parents right.

[Animeartist124]

It brings up a good point

We dont kill people for trying to temp us with false Gods because it's "Metaphore"

We dont take our children outside the city and stone them because it's "Metaphore"

Yet we deny the legal rights of homosexual couples because "It's in the bible"

A LOT of things are in the bible, and if you take them seriously and base laws around them you are a bigoted moron

[GerardoNT91]

Awesome parody

[Nelster]

Might as well eat Fido since he's not going to heaven...Plus, dogs taste delicious...Ya, anyway, very creative and funny video. Good job.

[crimsontearz24]

LOL. Hilarious. The dude looks so funny. Reminds me of Team America for some reason. I think it's his drawn eyes.

[dsquaredxchic]

this is embarrassing

[Danelleya]

hahaha omg I love this

[Nades129]

omfg!! lol

[kennycalif]

There are parts of the U.K. where schools can no longer teach about the holocaust because it offends Muslims that do not believe it happened.I guess things like that don't count as imposing your faith/believes on others.

Those are extremists either they are politicians and people of faith changing what we can and can not teach kids about history.

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[Kamili1950]

Are you sure that your little enactment accurately protrays what the bible says? I am not talking about so called Christians, many of whom have never read the bible and themselves have little knowledge of what it says. The bible says man was on earth around 6000 years, not that 6000 is the age of the earth. We accept that dinosaurs existed, there is nothing in the bible that disputes that. Nor does the bible dispute that we see stars that it would take millions of years 4 their light 2 reach us.

[TheEgyptianOne]

ur right the bible states that in the bigning the earth was deformed it never said it didnt exist and when god fixed the deformation and the distruction of earth that when the 6000 cycle starts but no one knos exactly if it was 6000 or 10000 well its between that time when the earth was fixed again

[daniel2824]

AWESOME VIDEO!!! HAHAHAHAA

[quietAtheist20]

i'm going to have nightmares of upside down heads with eyes on chins now!!!

lol great vid.

[candieondabch]

this is awesome!

[Eshla92]

/clap!

Ha! xD

[lilhuze]

the correct spelling is "politicians"

[evanandtaco]

funny! and my dad did the fiming

[SilverishKitten]

has anyone noticed that no one has attacked or attempted to tackle the issues put out in this video? Or not alot of people have done so? That's because christians have no way to argue against this.. In essence, it's an argument won by mickipedia :)

[HaloNightWanderer]

Which issues would you like to talk about? I can't really "tackle" them because I'm not a christian and I believe that heaven and hell are myths intended to scare children,but if you would like to talk about things I would be more than happy to talk.

[SilverishKitten]

I was talking about Christians... I would imagine they would counter-argue against what these people do/say... But no one actually talked about the actual video, or not alot did... So either they just CANT argue against it, or they actually agree with what's happening(which I would find just.. bleh..)

[HaloNightWanderer]

Maybe they just found the vid silly,like I did,and didn't see the point in trying to have a real talk with someone they thought was just making a joke(not saying mickie was but no telling what some ppl think)Other then fossils though what issues?Not all ppl of faith are christians.This vid and every other arguement only seems aimmed at them.

[SilverishKitten]

Why so serious?

[HaloNightWanderer]

Your first response to my comment was an attack...that is rather serious.If it is ok to just make a joke or laugh at the vid then why was my opinion attacked? And why did you ask a serious question about ppl attempting to tackle issues if you really didn't want someone to do it? And really I do wonder why these vids only seem to argue with christians.I mean if you don't believe in "god" then you don't believe in any "god" so you should be able to argue any point of faith not just one. Right?

[SilverishKitten]

It was an attack because you attacked Micki's parents(which I find idiotic, and which is why I see you as an idiot).

So I really just have no interest talking to you.

Also Christians are mostly "attacked" by your words, because it is the most relevant faith that stands in peoples way... Sure Muslim extremists do terror attacks but Christians are the ones that influence the country the most, which is why atheists speak mostly to them.

[SilverishKitten]

Also christians are the ones who usually are most actively imposing their beliefs on others... Hindus? Those mostly live in India, peacefully.

We just speak to those who are the most relevant that's all.

[HaloNightWanderer]

There are parts of the U.K. where schools can no longer teach about the Haulucaust because it offends muslins that do not believe it happend.I guess things like that don't count as imposing your faith/believes on others.

Those are extremists either they are polititions and people of faith changing what we can and can not teach kids about history.

[HaloNightWanderer]

My god(opps sorry ha)this vid speaks horrid volumes about your parents and I really do feel sorry for you.On the topic of fossils...where is the missing link? It has yet to be found and even Darwin said if it couldn't be found he wound be proven wrong.You again seem to only attack christians(I'm guessing this has to do with your parents too).Many faiths see animals as more blessed then humans and besides silly girl...all dogs go to heaven,don't you know that hahahahahaaha

[SabotageParadox]

..1st off -Do you really need to attempt to make a personal attack on her? Never seen that done before anywhere..creative. 2nd.. Anyone that knows anything about science knows that we don't have the missing links, and most don't assume evolution is 100% accurate. Just like I'm ready to accept the fact you don't actually believe in God, even though it seems obvious you do; simply because I don't have any solid proof you do yet. Why wouldn't you attack Christians? They're annoyingly arrogant.

[SilverishKitten]

Wow... You're an idiot. Thats all I have to say.

[HaloNightWanderer]

Are you just offended because you think I'm a theist? I'm not so please don't let that lead you to think I was attacking Mickie. I just didn't like two of her vids.I like the others.And I don't feel that I am an idoit for thinking most ppl are foolish..you seem to think the same thing.

[catahc]

There is no proof of evolution there is only the THEORY of evolution, all great scientists admit that.There are hundreds of SCIENTIST who don't agree with the theory of evolution.

"The fossil record does not show any transition from one species to another."

-science fact-

and there are many others

[BillyRVaughan]

There is no proof of gravity there is only the THEORY of gravity, all great scientists admit that.There are hundreds of SCIENTIST who don't agree with the theory of gravity.

"The falling record does not show any gravity from helium balloons."

-science fact-

and there are many others

[catahc]

Drunkenprophet23

Who are the worst christians ever?

[Drunkenprophet23]

These are the worst christians ever.

[catahc]

Chinese eat Fido. yum-yum :)

[limoncello182]

please watch this video that shows how contradictory bible is!!!

watch?v=dzzORZhnCao

[HappySmiles777]

Evalution is false. VenomFangX explained that perfectly well. And you wanna know how a fish skeleton ended up on the top of a mountain? THE FLOOD PEOPLE! Open your eyes! "How can an eye be created by blind chance?"

[kh2freek]

A fish fossil can end up on top of a mountain either by the water level dropping since then or the mountain's height rising over years through tectonic movement. Also, maybe you should open your eyes to the English language. It's spelled evolution.

[blastdude12]

yes did you notice either your opinion or happys opinion could be correct? hmm should we keep an open-mind to the proof and evidence of both sides?

[kh2freek]

Open mind to proof and evidence on both sides? There is no evidence or proof on YOUR side.

[blastdude12]

well first clarify what side i am on? is it creationism? theistic evolution? what?

well thats not important and irrelevant. though creationists seem illogical, i doubt it, they use the world wide flood(which isn't ilogical) and you use billions of years(not ilogical). keep an open mind because proof has been found for creationism, don't say it hasn't. thats IGNORANT.

[kh2freek]

If you think it's possible to be open to both and not choose one, then I'm fairly certain I can assume which way you're leaning. And it's impossible to be ignorant of NON-EXISTENT proof. All you have to go on is in a book written by men thousands of years ago based on various pagan religions. But enough from me, even if you reply to this comment I'm not going to comment back. It's impossible to convince a believer because they don't want to believe, they need to believe.

[blastdude12]

im a christian. Noah's ark has been found, thousands of trees through strata layers fossilized and by evolutionists view thats impossible because the tree couldn't do that if evolution happened, Albert Einstein believs in god and that the universe is finite and needed to be created something eternal(god).reality doesn't dismiss god unless you can tell me why, not believing god needs faith in your belief as christians do, yes i have"faith" santa doesn't exist as you do. dinosaur blood been found.

[natalyincanada]

Einstein didn't believe in God. He referred to the mysteries of the universe as 'God' and 'Religion.' A unfortunate mistake frequently used against atheists.

[blastdude12]

unfortunately he admitted to being a pantheist, one who believes in an unpersonal god. a mistake atheists overlook, i have read his bio., einstein stance on god can be very confusing.

Second, it does not matter what einstein thought, it is opinion of authority, if einstein believed it, fine, doesn't make it true but its interesting the greatest mind in history(debatable) believed in god, which is much closer to the christian position than an atheist.

no, we don't have a blind barrier.

[natalyincanada]

I've read he's bio too, and what I read said that in a letter to some other guy, he stated that "My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who works on the basis of reward and punishment." He also said that he greatly admired nature, the world, science etc... What does this mean to you?

[blastdude12]

Do you know agnostic means? i am an agnostic theist and you are an agnostic atheist, einstein was an agnostic pantheist. agnostic means "unknown",.

has nothing to do with belief.

he never said he was a christian, he never said he was an atheist, a pantheist is a alot closer to religion/christianity than atheism.

i love science, nature, ect.

[natalyincanada]

I guess we're going nowhere. Debating this is quite hard. So, I accept your opinion, but not share it.

Have a good day.

[blastdude12]

no, its all fact i stated , not opinion, i only made one opinion, believing in an unpersonal god is closer to christian than an atheist.

[natalyincanada]

Of course it is. I was talking about Einstein's beliefs. About your opinion about pantheism being closer to religion, well, I agree. Someone who a pantheist would at least think that there is SOME sort of God, than no God at all.

[blastdude12]

alright then.

[blastdude12]

i don't need to believe, i just believe because my opinion is that logic and god are in the same category and that god doing what he does makes sense.

[CursedKisame]

Are you retarded?...? Amazing atheist and Thunderf00t have proven him wrong on every account.

[natalyincanada]

Just so you know, I'm talking about the christian dude.

[natalyincanada]

Maybe you should get yourself informed of what evolution really is. You are NOT ONLY showing ignorance, but also stupidity.

[blastdude12]

there IS evidence of a flood.

[Denamic]

I'm sure there's been loads of floods. There actually was one near my home town just 3 years ago.

But a global one?

No.

[blastdude12]

tell me why there was never a universal flood.

[Denamic]

First, because there'd be an overwhelming amount of evidence for it if there ever was one. There isn't any. In fact there are far more evidence for the fact that there wasn't one.

Second, the fact there are cultures that pre-date the flood that has no record of any flood.

Third, there isn't enough water in the world to cover that much land.

Fourth, there are animals in the world.

Fifth, the notion that there was one is plain ridiculous. Almost as much as the ark itself.

[blastdude12]

there is overwhelming evidence, thousands of trees through strata layers straight up found all over the world, only one explanation, flood, evolutionists would have to say the trees fossilized through the layers of millions of years, which is impossible.

also all the fossils we find especially at top of mountains.

hundreds of global flood legens are out in the world to which most people have never heard of the bible but there ancestors speak of this flood.

the ark was found.

[Denamic]

If the ark was found, like the tomb of Jesus, it'd be a place of frenzied worship. Strangely, it's not.

Also, yes, trees does get fossilized standing up like that because of floods. It's a rather fascinating phenomena. Strangely, this only seem to occur in places where floods were common and then later stopped to occur.

Besides, if there was a -global- flood, that phenomena would be found EVERYWHERE.

And there's still not enough water for a global flood.

[TwoOpposableThumbsUp]

Theres a set amount of H2O on earth and in the atmosphere . . . . maybe 90% of it is in the oceans rivers and lakes and the rest is in the air.

If there was a big flood years ago then where did all the hydrogen and oxygen go? Use your brain . . . I know it will be dissapointing for you but try to use it some times.

Heres another bit of info for you. When you die you wont be going onto another life. Heaven dosent exist . . . youve been lied to. Your a mamal, get over it.

[blastdude12]

also, there is enough water for a flood.

[richkanex]

universal flood lawl epic that was funny

[FallaciousGee]

Your videos started out reasonably well, but this is just shit...

[godlessbob]

genius!

[brutus149]

Maybe the whole Bible is a metaphor.

God Bless the atheist Unitarians!

God is a vague benevolent force in the trees!

[ancientprotecter]

SAVE THE ANIMALS!!!!

[HonestDiscussioner]

I love her style . . .

[Athrek]

great!

[awesomeman098]

HAHAHA! LOVE IT!!!

[AfricanPrince]

quick question: if we came from apes, why do apes walk among us today?

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We not only descend from apes, we ARE great apes. And just because a species branches off from another species doesn't mean that the original species has to disappear.

[maastona]

ffs africanprince i accidentally down thumped you...

[ChronicDisease18]

@AfricanPrince To expand on this, due to the mutations found in our second chromosome when compared to chromosomes of apes today, we've discovered that we have a common ancestor with the great apes of past generations. It's still unknown exactly what ancestor that was, but it's definitely certain that we evolved from something and didn't just materialize out of thin air. Like the "holy" book teaches.

[Strangerinasland]

@ChronicDisease18 The Holy Babble doesn't say humans materialized out of thin air. It says they were made from dirt.

[danieldrehmer]

Awesome!!

[jbholland2]

I'll eat fido and sally mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P

[pisces4555]

what a fucking retarded video.

[DreamerKay]

Not all Christians don't believe in dinosaurs.

In fact the ones that don't, are dinosaurs themselves.

[Athrek]

obsolutely dude! XD

[DaWoyias]

quick question: if we came from apes, why do apes walk among us today?

[marshallcz]

quick answer: we don't come directly from apes, we come from a common ancestor.

[ruinyourdaywithpiss]

@marshallcz

Funny how ignorance (in this case, the false idea that we evolves from modern-day apes) strengthens and reinforces religious beliefs. Smart people are either nebulous humanists or atheists/agnostics.

[maimingbetty]

yeah the "apes" you see today are also evolved forms from animals looonngg looonng ago. They evolved along side us.

[LightTruthLove]

Ahahahahah.

Say that to yourselves and actually think about what you believe.

[todosvalenverga]

yes...this got a really point about life...good

[AppleeSaucee]

hhaha uh ... that was weird. pretty cool though. :)

[vulgoremetal]

lol

[ximafobfanx]

god, i dont give a damn if ur an athiest,but plz do ur best not to beag about it

[DoctorPenis]

great vid

[Rahab111222]

...sums up how my mom was during my childhood pretty well, lol. Great vid, 5 stars!

[FromUnderTheBed13]

how bout a trivial thought:

ha, they made their chins into heads!

theres no point in arguing about religion.

[natalyincanada]

Unfortunately true. Blind people has an impenetrable, immune barrier against religion criticism.

[rafen8705]

I'm glad I was not raist by religuis parants

[talktal]

ughh... the problem with atheist is you try to push your "there's no god" agenda just like the evangelicals push their "if you don't believe in god and give us money, you'll go to hell" agenda. i read through your web site, the fact that you geeked out at going to a gun club should tell you something about the nature of man. same reason why geeks enjoy playing "manhunt" or watching horror film about torture.

[DeusMortemEst]

Just WTF are you talking about? We're just here, doing our thing, trying to sight what we think are bad ideas. Were not pushing anything on anyone, unlike the evangelicals. Since when did you see an atheist missionary?

[talktal]

she's being hypocritical and as self righteous as the christians she's critiquing.

and you know, if she wasn't cute, no one would care what she was saying. it's the reason why i first watched her videos, but after seeing some of the bs she spewed, i stopped.

[banjer101]

True, and if God was an attractive woman I might believe in her. The Greeks had the right idea with Aphrodite. Bring back tits and ass.

[D3adGoon]

LMAO!!! I've sometimes had thoughts like that HAHA. Yeah I could never "love" an angry old bearded man. But some hot voluptuous Goddess might've done the trick LOL LOL.

[morsec0de]

How dare we force you to click on the link and watch this video! Obviously you had no choice in the matter, and we've enacted laws to make it mandatory.

[talktal]

no, god made me watch this video. he also made me vote for george w bush, so through god, he can protect me from islamic terroist, as well... me and micki are two peas out of the same pod. god wants me to vote for giuliani in the next election as well.

[DeusMortemEst]

You mean, in the same way that god wanted the holocaust to happen? If he is omnipotnet, he can easily keep things from happening if it's not how he likes it, and therefore, according to your own logic, everything that happens is god's will.

And as for now, I think god wants you to shut the fuck up.

[talktal]

God was as responsible for the holocaust as he was for Stalin and Mao Zedong killing millions of their own people. The holocaust had nothing to do with religion, and had everything to do with blaming a minority group for economic turmoil post ww1.

And god told me your a douche that needs to keep his fucking mouth shut.

[DeusMortemEst]

So god can controll you, but not them. Makes sense, especially if you considder the fact that he's suposed to be omnipotent.

[talktal]

what are you talking about? i was just saying she was being as self righteous as the people she criticizes. i didn't say "god" controls anyone, or if there even was a god

[guitarz333]

so whos gonna protect us from you xian terrorists?

[talktal]

what do you need protection from? as long as you're not a wannabe "geek" who confesses to partying with b list celebrities and wanting to make a living discussing her oblivious life all while making ignorant statements, you have nothing to worry about.

[guitarz333]

obviously you dont "get it" your god isnt real. your religion is bat shit crazy. jesus probably didnt even exist...if he did he was either a conman or a desert nomad pschypath. so why is it depsite all this bullshit xians still get to pass legislation in this country that unfairly affects the lives of the less gullible?

[talktal]

obviously you don't get it and didn't read a word i type. i don't believe in christianity, i just hate atheist who are as preachy as christians.

now fuck off, you wothless little piss ant.

[guitarz333]

aww,how nice. resorting to name calling...so whats life like in the 8th grade? its been so long i forgot how childish fools like you operate. she isnt self righteous. she is merely defeding her stance on not being an irrational "believer". its people like you that make me think we should enact breeding restrictions for certain people.

[guitarz333]

and by the way...YOU chose to watch her video. I dont like preachers either, which is why i would never even think about watching a video by pat robertson. ignorant fool...

[laceypolline]

so christians are allowed to talk about their faith but no one else can?

[talktal]

no, i just don't think you should be hypocritical about calling others self righteous when you're doing the exact same thing.

[WizardJim]

I'm having a red dwarf flashback...

[subach]

The brit coms are coming, run for your lives!