I'm a Man

[RockandRollLightning]

lol you have like an accent sometimes.

[TheSupergurl11]

I sing the 'blue balls' song all the time!!! Lol, people always look at me funny..... 0.0 lmfao

[TheHugs2]

really who has fake blue balls

[TeenageDisgrace]

Its scientifically proven that it is more painful for a man to get kicked in the balls than having child birth.

[tristieebubbles]

r u saying u dont shave down there? ewww. go shave.

[Alesanaluver21]

Tehe good one @ashesloveamusic

[CLAG666]

my bf founnd out that i know what its like being kicked in the balls .. its call big boobs on chest and when those fuckers get poked, jabbed OR GRABED TO HARD it hurts like hell .. :'( lol but i guess me and my bf are even now :P haha

[AshesLovesMusic]

Think it hurts getting kicked in balls hurt? Trying being a female and bleeding from your booch once a month. >.> Whiny men.

[RAFAnachoRAT]

HIS EYES ARENT THAT BEAUTIFUL IN THIS VID.........WTF WTF WTF HAPPEND TO HIS DREAMY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GigglePopTV]

swiftys eyes r so sexxy

[SochiUchiha]

BlueBalls lulz

[asianrayray420xxx]

my balls will not look like that when im 50 years old

[latina700]

Wow u can actually sing really good!!

[MalleXe]

K. . . Do I wait that im 50 years old and see are my balls blue and hairy(+big)... or I kill myself before that?

[ForevaAriG]

Swifty: Your getting very sleepy...

Me: I know! it's 1 in the morning! lol

[Superawesomeiknow]

Where the fuck did you get those? and what did they do when they delivered them or bought them

[KieranHasACamera]

blue moon remix ftw ;3

[XxXBerryLoveXxX]

i luv ur eyes!

[xxSapphieCowPunchxx]

hahaha we watched this in my health class when we learning about the reproductive system!!!!

[LetsPride]

I don't care what anyone has, I'm still gonna spray MP40's into crowds.

[celanders99]

eeewwweee

[nikkitahunn]

@steelstringgirl The kid part is a choice. Don't complain about that. The boobs part I agree. For men and wome in the issue of being sacked or boob punched, equal pain. Being butt hurt over pain from having children I find retarded. It's choice you had one. If not by choice, should hav gotten rid of it. Just my thoughts.

[steelstringgirl]

Although guys have some testicles which hurt when you kick em, this is what girls have(and when they hurt): tits( when hit)

Vaginas (childrens)

Uterus(children)

Hips (chldren)

Nuff said

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

@steelstringgirl ok im a girl but did you know that one kick in the balls is equivalent to 9 births at once?

[Snarf605]

@steelstringgirl a woman cannot comprehend the feeling of being kicked in the balls. Also, men have hips too.

[TheMisscandygirl]

2:00 - 2:11

best part xd

[xXKittyTVXx]

the awkward question is .. why do Swifty have a pair of fake blue bawllz?

[MorganaStones]

and i'm watching this in 2011, not scary anymore?

[Sammmiie1027]

lmfao, I love how he took Blue Moon, and made his own Blue Balls version. Made. My. Day. lmfao.

[IslaIsHotToTrot]

it hurts more to get punched in the boob actualy beat that swifty bam

[andrewbadlastname]

-Falls alseep-

[MUDDIGGERS104]

It was scientifically proven that it hurts the same to get punched in the boob and get kicked in the balls

just sayin

[ohskylinesky]

@MUDDIGGERS104 mmyeah. but how many times have you been punched in the boob? just sayin' :)

[MUDDIGGERS104]

@ohskylinesky alot i just did today so shut up

[ohskylinesky]

@MUDDIGGERS104 el oh el. n_n

[Cutezpie25]

is that real pubs?? O____o

[ticklemepink15981]

Matt! Youre a good singer.

[PaigeToxicSlaughter]

I Miss this Swifty.

[ElectricGhost66]

One question Ive been meaning to ask for a while now

Why on earth does swifty carry a pair of blue hairy balls with him?

any ways his epic

[TheAmimies]

"It's not a good feeling..." NEITHER ARE PERIODS!!!!

[Olson4814]

Girls getting punched in the balls is like if ur ovaries were outside ur body and I punched them

[qtswimmer11]

yeah but you don't get kicked in the balls for a week every month. -_-

[bowiewondergirl]

@qtswimmer11 serial rapists do ^_^

[dumaisis]

have you evar gotten elbowed in the boobs.....so much pain

[TessaMunHanLee]

When guys deserve it, I KICK WHERE IT HURTS!!! x

[laurenmariebee]

lol maybe guys would rather squeeze babies out of them, bleed continuously for 1 week every month, and have severe cramps..............hahahaha :P like im joking but seriously sometimes its really inconvienient to be a female:P

[madmelidy31]

Can we download that song on itunes?

[tarabeara510]

I promise my rats name was Bloo Balls. But he died a few years back.

[Demonfox59]

....King Kong?

[itsbreezy87]

where did he get the balls?

[ShilohsGirl777]

I <3 these videos! they sounds lik cnovoso tht me an mi friends have!

[HOLLYLOVESMYKE]

it looks like an upsidedown heart 0_o

[minzayminzay]

have u guys ever been punched in the tits? it hurts just as bad. TRUST ME! lmao imagine getting a purple nirple and multiply that pain by a million.

[VivaLaMiaMaria]

You know sometimes when you get a charlie horse in your calf and you wanna fall over and you freak out.... IMAGINE THAT IN YOUR VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppydogs22]

my mom walked in at the end when he was singing and the balls were hanging im grounded for a week :) it was worth it though

[xxemoboyzakxx]

"They Make the entrie World Go Round and Round and round Until You Preject All Vomit All Over Your Best friend, On A Halloween Night When you Have To Much To drink. * Laughs A Little * Huh. That didnt Happen * laughs Weirdly "

[MGACLAN]

Pause at 0:08  xD

[emogurl14x]

U.have a nice vocie XD

[wahcoleANDemery]

seroiously girls? it dont hurt THAT bad to get punched in the boob, for guys, its alot worse..(im a girl btw)

[idk926]

press 6 fast.! xD

[91HinataHyuga]

for girls it's like geting punched in the boob

[GezzaOhagan]

@91HinataHyuga how would you know?

[GezzaOhagan]

@91HinataHyuga also testicles are extremley sensitive like way more than boobs so its quite obvious being kicked in the balls would hurt more

[howmanykittehs]

you explained it so well

[LuvLilly4141]

thumbs up all you deathnote fans of you noticed his character looks like l

[o0LacieLuvzBieber0o]

why does he have the balls anyway?...

[AlexVonVanity]

girls win on the worse pain scale

[rmcsnoopy1]

i been kicked in the balls multiple times thats not a good thing lol

[kidwhowearsblack]

multiply female monthly cramps by 10 and that is a kick to the balls, it sucks

[xXburningrosesXx]

@kidwhowearsblack have you ever been hit in the boob with a hockey puck? the pain. DX it made me feel bad for hitting guys in the balls. :<

and actually, they say that kicking your rapist in the balls elevates his adrenaline which = lose for you if he truly has some intentions..

[129heartbreaker]

this guy has problems

[MissMiniB]

lol am I the only one who sang along with Swifty when he sings Blue Balls at the end? XD

[MrsEminem26]

@MissMiniB i know the entire song...you ain't alone!

[awesomepaola]

i love his eyes... :)

[mememe12395]

Uhm, you know how girls have cramps..? Yeah. Painful.

[toniiithetiger]

@mememe12395 Um more like you know how girls give birth. :) Yeah. Painful.

[fun101ist]

@mememe12395 sssooo true and when they get so bad you cant move walk or anything fuck lmao xD

[Senpaiify]

@mememe12395 Getting kicked in the balls is 10 times worse.

[EatMiWhileImHot]

@Senpaiify Yeah being kicked in the balls hurt but do you have the pain for 5 to 7 days straight! Some nights i can't even sleep because of the pain.. so take the pain of being hit in the balls and spread it out for about 7 days 24 hours of pain :D being a girl sucks

[simax98]

Haha you kno when you eat Mexican food?? Lmao

[Day3ize]

real balls suck it swifty pussy

[GoodKityltyGoneBad]

Trying getting having your boobs get purpoysly hit with a vollyball. Really really hard. Twice. Fucking hurt like hell. Those bitches.

[FanboyGothGirl]

You have pretty eyes! :D <3

[pyroemmah]

one ball always hangs lower than the other... just so u kno.

[picklezqueen31]

ok i knw guys care bout havin a big dick, but do they really care bout havin big balls ???

[AppleBox19]

He has a country accent

[202JM]

i want that song as a ringtone

[ieatboysjennysbody]

Aww.. You totally dissed Dean Martin. You should go fist yourself until your blue balls beg for mercy.... WHATTA BITCH. xD

[MegaBeastiality]

haha watching this with my bf. AWKWARD.

[AubreeLikesWaffles]

i think i just ripped my scrotum..

[xcypressriverx]

balls have hair : )

[SnookiIsLife]

umm im pretty sure childbirth is as painful or more than getting kicked in the balls :/

[ILoveyDoveyYou]

@KandTforlife omg yeah! It hurts so bad :(

[KandTforlife]

Instead if saying "Its like eating Mexican food but 100 times worse" (something like that) just say "Its like being punched in the boob"

Girls, you know what I'm talking about

[cherrayrich]

nice singing

[AmandaEstellMonster]

SO MANY THINGS ABOUT VAG!

[10duders]

2:09 his lip twitches! hahahah

[Imissyou145]

At least people dont look at your balls when your trying to have a conversation with them.

[onoeznisa1]

YEAH AND WHEN YOU'RE AT A SHOW AND YOU GET SQUASHED FROM ALL DIRECTIONS YOUR BOOBS GET SQUASHED TOO AND THEN THEY'RE THISCLOSE TO POPPING AND EXPLODING BOOBJUICE ALL OVER EVERYONE.

[phsycoblah]

It kinda feels like all the pain of getting hit by a wrecking ball centered in 1 spot multiplied by a hundred :/

[SqueakyEggsAndBacon]

What If I LEft The Same Comment On A Bunch Of MAtts Viedos, Think He'd Reply?

[KalidescopeKreations]

not the first time he dangled balls with his hand.

[KalidescopeKreations]

u know tht getting kicked there hurts just as much for girls...only we can accually break a bone.

[sexpot52]

You have pain for a reason that's your vagina Renewing it's self

[TheKimxo]

we need to ask a hermaphodite which hurts more, getting punched in the boob or kicked in the dick. simple solution...

[mamineluvscake]

when u get hit in the boobs it feels like ur getting hit 50 times with a paintball

[squeeky95]

@mamineluvscake Have you ever got boob shot(ted)? lol, it hurts LIKE HELL! My friends did it all the time, than the guys started doing it, damn dudes.....GOD!

[kiara5love1]

dude but guys only have that pain for maybe like 10 minutes but girls have pains for like 5 days every month and usually guuys dont have that pain unless there bein dicks anyways so but we have it for no reason and we also have our boobs which if they get hit then that hurts that bad and we could get cancer from it. we totally WIN!!!

[squeeky95]

@kiara5love1 The reason girls have it... it's a menstrual cycle.... it's pretty much so you can have a baby... .O_o so, we have it for a reason... lol

[kiara5love1]

@squeeky95 well thats true lol

[squeeky95]

@kiara5love1 hahaha! But, it does suck ballage!

[nazshter]

ok, im understand,

dude you've got no balls?

why the fuck are you posting this

[mandirawr]

"balls are kinda like noses.." oh lord. xD

[Squiddi666]

It's not men's fault that women were born the way they are, and besides girls without make up look better than with it. And me myself i don't care how you look just be yourself, it's you yourself who does all those things to yourself to make yourself look pretty and such. As with the "pains" thing, yeah we all have our different kinds of pain. They are all just as bad as each other so stop arguing about it.

[aluminumhallow]

haha and.......death

[randompenguins069]

i heard somewhere getting kicked in the balls is supposed to be equivilent to a girl getting punched in the boob. that's what i heard anyways. But women have a higher pain tolerance than men, for obvious reasons

[Thisislucyandholly]

Getting punched in the boobs hurts do bad .... :l

[bowiewondergirl]

okay you can say all you want about getting kicked in the balls but getting kicked in the poon hurts even more...that shit is bone!...it bruises...

[gordon5cc]

@bowiewondergirl You have no idea how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls... Bruising is nothing compared to it. Ever hit you're elbow on a door or something and it hurts like fuck? times that by about 100 and add a crippling ache and thats it but on your balls... And by elbow i mean you're "Funny bone" So yeah

[Plobnrg22]

Hahaha the song at the end was great c:

[alzya123]

So, we have boobs.

And guys have, tiny balls.

[brandon052695]

@alzya123 Flat Chested!

[alzya123]

@brandon052695  Wtf?

[brandon052695]

@alzya123 :)

[alzya123]

@brandon052695 Haha! I love this video.

[gtamaster18]

why did you by this

[iMoofyy]

Do you girls even know what "nipple rock" is? Try getting punched in the nipple with that shit. It fucking hurts like crazy.

[solidblank]

i have balls too.....big balls........about 14'inches........I JUST WANTED TO SHARE,DAMN[you see that mom?JUDGEMENT!]

[amandapanda1122]

put your balls on my face

[Perustuslaki]

Swifty, I miss your long hair. :/

[KaciBrianna]

In History, women had no rights, men had all rights. Nowadays, women are judged on breast sizes, and who has a bigger ass, and who's hotter, ect. Women are used for sex a lot of the time, and we're referred to as "hookers" and "prostitutes" and "whores" no matter how innocent we are. Not to mention child birth, periods, working out to maintain a certain body shape, makeup to cover up any imperfections, and the pressure of being perfect. Yeah, we have it worse. Men get hit in the junk.

[nallossa]

@KaciBrianna and guys cant be guys cause then they will be classified as "Dickheads" by women :( but the reason guys wanna behave like guys is cause they want women, but in the same time they don't wanna hear bitching and moaning :P because they don't like bitch and moaning they tell women to stop and then they are "Dickheads" its an evil circle

[brutaltodd05]

@KaciBrianna The pressure of being perfect? How about the pressure of leading a nation and supporting a family. Oh and btw, men go to war and die. Dumb bitch

[brutaltodd05]

@KaciBrianna Just as many woman die in war as men. You have got to be joking. That is the fucking stupidest thing ive heard all day. Think about that statement for a second. I repeat, DUMB BITCH

[CookieRaveHoodeh]

@KaciBrianna Kaci Brianna, I see that many hate on your comment and i understand why. Many men arent like this anymore, there are still are many people that would love to take care of the one they love. So.....my point is many men are assholes, but still. There are also relly many nice guys out there :)

[22Remixman]

@KaciBrianna I hope you die, whore!

[thiscowgoesmoo]

Girls do win we get period pains every month!?!?!?!?!

[RAWRsaidALEX]

Girls Gett It Way Worst Being A Virgin Then Popping The Cherry Givin Birth Being Hit In The Boobs Is Just As Bad A Being Kicked In The Balls:L Period Pains. Then We Have To Look Amazing For Yew: Nice Hair Makeup Breasts Thin Looks Ass Whatever Yew Name It We Do It:L&Even Worst Bein Kicked In The Fuckin Vag:L Thats Alot Worse Than Your Stupid Balls:L

[RAWRsaidALEX]

Girls Gett It Way Worst Being A Virgin Then Popping The Cherry Givin Birth Being Hit In The Boobs Is Just As Bad A Being Kicked In The Balls:L Period Pains. Then We Have To Look Amazing For Yew: Nice Hair Makeup Breasts Thin Looks Ass Whatever Yew Name It We Do It:L

[luvswift12]

@greenday2themax Uhm Not even. Guys get judged on their Penis size, punched in the boob may hurt but it doesn't compare to getting kicked in the testicles because their genital are on the outside while the vagina is on the inside and breasts are fatty "senstive tissue". The guys can also lose sperm cells that way. And child bitrth may hurt but technically u wanted it or it's your fault. And really kicking in the balls is quite harsh. YELL AT THEM! GOD DA*N! that's what your Larynx is for

[nicomelii]

press 6 repeatly

press 9 repeatly

[megadeedee99]

h sings guudd:)

[DeziUntamed]

Just so ya know, bro...IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO GET KICKED IN THE CUNT. So stop bitching. We know how it feels.

[TheAbbieEdwards]

Were the he'll did you get that. ?

[afashonxdisaster]

Swifty can sing good =D

He's referencing to blue moon xD

[TheLaurarette]

BALLS TO YOU

[monsterism9]

i love your little song at the end skc XD

[zomezgomez]

i miss vids like this...

[laviniawantspeace]

-33333 hilarious

[KittyKatEatsKiwi]

where do you find these things?? O_O seriously he just pulls a pair of blue balls out of nowhere! where do you get your balls, Swifty?

[NeyxChaos]

Lol Let's not compare the pains, we girls however, can survive the stench of a bloody vaj. WE WIN!

[jpisback]

@NeyxChaos what are you talking about? we men stick our tongues down there and thus get a Far better smell. unless you're some flexible gymnast who can give yourself oral. then what the hell you need guys for?

[Whamesl0l]

@NeyxChaos eww

[gordon5cc]

@NeyxChaos Do you know what sweaty balls smell like? haha

[EpicPrimeTime]

@NeyxChaos LOL 69 likes

[NeyxChaos]

@EpicPrimeTime Epic, I know. Lol

[brendinrussell25]

@NeyxChaos cant smell that bad XDXD

[fallenangelzbet]

219 ppl just got recently kicked in the balls

[ArsonWolf]

awesome singin voice

[pandarawrable]

i like when swifty sings :)) <33

[atreyu21e]

Seriously any guy thinks that if he gets his balls kicked it hurts soooo bad! Well they r totally wrong cuz us girls, when we get hit in the boobs, its wayyyy worse than any stupid guys balls and guys r such wimps cuz there all dramatic about it and girls will just be like ow that hurt and walk away! Even though it feels way worse than it looks

[jpisback]

@atreyu21e well, the anatomy between balls and boobs are different. because the only thing separating the scrotum from intestine is membrane and nerves, whereas the breasts have fat tissue pectoral muscle, the actual physical damage varies. Since there isnt solid muscle between the sac and scrotum, or the scrotum and digestive system, a blow to the grow can cause hemorrhaging and internal bleed for a man, intense vomiting and even death. That's why punching the chest hurts girls more than guys.

[jpisback]

And I'm not discrediting the pain of hitting a girls boobs. It does hurt a lot. But it's all anatomy. Just like if you hit the shoulder, it will hurt a girl more than a guy in average. The same number of nerves in the shoulder are spread out in the guys, thus not as many nerves are firing off. And don't take it as I'm saying girls don't know pain. Muscle cramps are fearsome , so menstrual cramps are a definite worse. Muscle generally handle taking pain better than the scrotum.

[brashesbaby]

This is probably my favorite video other than the "What's On My Mind" video. Absolutely love the end song, ""Blue balls..." Fucking hilarious.

[atomicadrien]

To all the girls complaining about periods. Seriously? You go to a video about guys and start saying periods are worse?

You know when you break your nose/wrist/arm/any random body part, it hurts like a mofo? Well, times that by literally 50, that's what it feels like. Periods feel bad sure, but nothing is more painful than being kicked in the nuts, sorry.

[xKiraLoafx]

I've been told that getting kicked in the balls feels like you got the wind knocked out of you, but ten times worse, and there's a pain in your stomach and it feels like you're about to vomit.

Guys... Try going through that five or six days a month. Getting up every morning and going about your day normally. Now you know why girls can be a little bitchy during that time of the month. Cramps are HELL.

[LaFemmeDemon]

You know what hurts for girls? CHILDBIRTH and GETTING PUNCHED IN THE BREAST and even SEX! That's right for all you guys out there, SEX HURTS!!!! ..... the things we do for you. You should be ashamed.

[MusicXisXmyXlifeeXxx]

if boys think that is bad, u guys would nvr survive as a girl, appriciate ur cock and that nothing that is about the width of ur head has to come out of it

[urmomm124]

It feels like your balls just shot up into your stomach.

[missNSNfanatic]

it feels like you have "the diarrhea" and DEATH.