The Romantic and His Machine

[graceedis]

This is just plane stupid lolz

[xleax]

the object of his passion being the bell? that produces a "wtf" response

[didrainprod]

the object is actually the bicycle, which The Femme sabotaged when she was rejected by him.

you might ask - how are bicycles better than women?

the answer - they're not, just better than this one, and we'd all be upset too if an ex sabotaged our ride.

[xleax]

right. the pursuit was about the bell which is a part of the bicycle.

the guy was clearly attached to his bike and all the parts of it like a man is attached to a woman..