Oh John, my best friend (we're both nerdfighters...huzzah!) were arguing about the evil baby orphanage today at school! And she's anti killing baby hitler and I'm pro killing baby hitler. So, we're in the middle of this argument at school in the hallway, earning strange looks from everyone around us. Haha, I just look at them and either say "DFTBA!" or "Best wishes!"
We learned from WW2, didn't we? So if we kill evil baby Hitler, then WW2 probably wouldn't have happened. Including all the good things that came from it. So we'd be at war now! I'm not really fond of that idea...
If we killed baby Hitler, there would be no WW2 and my grandparents wouldn't have met so I wouldn't exist. So it's a hard decision. You might lose all of Nerdfighteria..
While watching this, my mom started stabbing styrofoam with dental tools. As she did this she said "SORRY YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR WEIRD BABY HITLER SHOW, YOU FREAK." and then proceeded to tell me to turn it up, for it was making her laugh. Oh, mothers. XD
I looked at Wikipedia a month or so ago and it said that Hank Green attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And that he attended Hogwarts the same year as Harry Potter. No joke. But it's not there anymore :(
As COMPLETELY AWFUL as the Holocaust/Hitler was, i think they were necessary to our history and if you took it/him out of history, the world would be completely different and prominently more sucky than it already is.
BUUUUT, the EBO is definitely fun to think about XD
When the question is first asked, a lot of people would say, "Yes! We should definitely kill baby Hitler! Let's go!"
I thought that too, but then I looked deeper into it and came to the realization that, even if it were possible to go bac in time and kill baby Hitler, I don't think I would. When you get down to it, if you were ready and able to bring down that knife or pull that trigger on a defenseless baby, does that really make you a good person? Or are you any better than Hitler himself?
Do you kill baby Hitler? Here's how you get the answer: Take baby Hitler to the future (back to the present) and if Hitler still happened, then he wasn't killed, and if he didn't, then he does get killed.....or your time machine breaks. (Taking Baby Hitler to the present and then raising him as your own child, that could be an interesting novel.)
I have a theory on this. Any attempts to take or kill evil baby Hitler, evil baby Stalin, Evil Baby Pot, Evil Baby Jong Il etcetera have already taken place and failed.
We have to kill all babies! So there will be never a new Hitler! Kill all babies, America is under attack! Accomplish the mission that brave Herodes has started!
I believe that the evil baby orphanage is already in place and is the real reason there aren't more evil dictators appearing, say every 4 and a bit years.
We can't (and probably shouldn't) change the past. But we can change the present, and by doing that we can change the future. I think 2 out of 3 is pretty good.
Doesn't this concept of taking those you don't like and putting them in "re-education camps" to brainwash them to think like you (no matter how well intentioned it may be) sound a bit, oh I don't know, evil?
At that point, we become that which we were against and create a personal contradiction.
If u got all the evil babies together wouldnt they just revolt and take over the world together then slowly kill eather off until theres only one evil baby ruling the world?
@booknerd12345511 Oh yes. It would create a united front of evil babies, also known as the legion of doom. They would then be locked in a desperate struggle for control of the world with the legion of good babies. A legion formed when someone went back in time to create the evil baby orphanage and subsequently created the legion of doom.
hahaha... was für ein trottel, typisch ami!! americans are very very stupid..... where was an american, when god is sending brains on the earth????? oh oh oh
Sorry and this is going to sound really Nazi-ish but.. I really don't believe that we should have somhow stoped the Holucost or 9-11 or stuff like that. Do I wish that we could somehow regain the loss of loved ones from that time? OF COURSE!!! But what happened in the past is what has helped shape the present and will continue to shape the future. If those hadn't happned, who knows, maybe YouTube wouldn't exist! And I'm not saying that the Holucost was a good thing, but that it is important.
@twihard398 I think I would have to agree with you. Too much of the world we live in today is dependent on that history. For example, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights wouldn't exist if things had been different because no one actually paid any attention to human rights until after Hitler started killing people.
It's kinda complicated to say kill all the evil people when they're babies because the whole world could fall apart... It's a tricky subject. Killing them would be good, but it also... Wouldn't be good
Killing evil babies isn't good - c'mon seriously they're babies. Going back in time to change the lives of future bad people so they won't become bad is much better! But e.g. in the case of Hitler it wouldn't change much. The NSDAP didn't exist of one person and if it hadn't been Hitler it would've been someone else, maybe someone worse. Or less worse. But we will never know.
My boyfriend and I were talking last night (and we were having very intellectual and nerdy conversations) and I brought up killing baby Hitler. He said he wouldn't because he's just a baby, but I explained your whole idea of making him a nerd fighter! XD He just laughed. And before that we were talking about 1) Religion 2)Hitler 3)Aliens. And we have this hypothesis that there could be aliens among us and we don't know it. Think about it. I am such a mega nerdfighter. Be proud, John and Hank. :)
Why was Hank's wikipedia deleted? He is totally a significant person... He runs eco geek and has raised tens of thousands of dollars in charity with large scale projects! I've seen articles on no-name bands more that are orders of magnitude less important than hank!!
If WWII never happened, I wouldn't exist. Now I know that seems weird but it's true if WWII never happened my grandmother would not have been born prematurely meaning that she would not have been kept in a shoe box and not have been legally blind meaning that she would not need glasses meaning that, most probably, she would have married a different man causing me to not exist (at least not with my current grandfather.
Here's my problem with killing baby Hitler: as evil as he was and as much horror as he created, without Hitler, I would never exist. I'm sorry, it's a human flaw, but I'm not willing to give up my existence to change things that already happened. Think about it, without Hitler, America (and many other countries) would be less diverse. Thanks to Hitler, many, many Jews left Europe.
on anouther note maybe most of these people are right if hitler could have gotten into that school things would have been better for him and everyone.(i apologise for the misspelling or none puntuations or just plain errors in my spelling.and to any who take offense to this comment i apologise troll me if you want i was just expressing my point of view and i apreciate you at least taking time to read it.)
if hitler haden't become the way he is i'm sorry to say then we would have even more probablems with an over abundance of people we'd be packing the countrys alot faster.i am not saying that i am at all happy with the deaths of millions of people and the mental and physical scarings of millions of others but with out him we would most likely have run out of things before we could replenish them.
did you know... there was a twilight zone were they went back in time, found baby hitler while he was with his nannys and killed him. yep, the baby was cute and aborable but they killed him and then came back to their time.... little did they know the nannys bought another evil baby off of gypsy's and said it was the first baby.....
i think that is what would happen if we went to go kill baby hitler... youd have to kill all the babies in that town just to make sure....
@kortezlolno We would need to teach him to draw people well. He was great at landscapes, but couldn't draw people. That's why they wouldn't let him in.
wasn't there a novel where hitler clones himself, and in the future there are two people who try and hunt down the ten adolesent clones and they ultimately have to decide whether or not to kill them, or let them live their seemingly innocent lives?
We don't go back in time and kill Baby Hitler. Because if we were going to then we would have already done it but then we wouldn't have needed to do it. Quite a paradox.
@strangecowfilms No, that would just send us into a limbo where history SEEMS to have fallen apart and chunks of the new milenium are coming into the '20s and '30s, but in reality it is we who are flashing through different patches of time
@strangecowfilms So we go back in time and rescue everybody he's killed right before they died, while making the illusion that they died. No time paradox, and everybody lives!
Hitler was an opportunist. We wouldn't have to kidnap him, if we help Germany escape the deep depression it fell into after WWI, ie. the economy and social standing needed to be improved... However, if we had that ability I think we could use it now
If we kidnapped baby Hitler and put him on a mountain in Tibet, he would go insane. And who do you think would look after evil babies? *everyone looks at me* What?
if feel like if we killed baby hitler we would have never 'learned a lesson'. if the holocaust wouldnt have happened,we would never have learned how bad it was, then making a modern day holocaust which would result in something worse because we have better recources and better ways to 'get the job done' faster and more efficiently.
You shouldn't kill baby Hitler, because his life influenced life as we know it. For all we know, someone else could start a massive genocide because we didn't have Hitler's genocide to show the world how horrible it could be, and we might not have equality among the races, because we wouldn't have that horror to show us how important it is to be accepting.
lol the wikipedia page for An Abundance of Katherines has this in the 'Awards' section: An Abundance of Katherines was a 2007 Michael L. Printz Award Honor Book. When author John Green received news of this, he proceeded to do his happy dance. This footage can be found on Youtube.
If you made the evil baby orphanage, and put EVERY evil baby in the history of time in this one orphanage, don't you think that they would kind of still....be evil? Then, still being evil, they would take over the evil baby orphanage, and team together to take over the world, and then the uniiverse.....
@AwesomeBrianIs The Evil Baby Orphanage isn't just for Baby Hitler. It's for all evil babies that turn into evil murderers. Jack the Ripper, Boston Strangler, Stalin, etc.
Actually, Hitler's mom considered having an abortion, but her doctor convinced her out of it. So, if not for for that doctor the Evil Baby Orphanage would have never existed.
lol just get him into the University of Arts that he was rejected from so that he wouldn't turn his anger towards random things and he eventually hit into Jews and killed a whole bunch of them... No dam orphanage, no killing...Just a time machine...a few cases of money to help him get in...and another time machine to get back. DO IT. Who cares about WWII games? Sure they are fun but there are just too dam many.
but if u think about it even if evil bay hitler was sent to the evil bay orphanage there would still be a world war 2 because the ownly reason Russia united with Britain is because the threat from Germany but if there was no threat from Germany and who knows we mite have lost against Russia meaning Britain would become comunst nacion and that mite mean that the Cold war would actually be a proper war (because America would be threatend because of how powerful Russia was) one they mite have lost
@taysky5 but that was not an orphanage specifically designed to decrease his world suck levels. In fact, that orphanage was very much increasing the likelihood that he would become a decepticon.
Still, I have to say no to all of this because while yes it is an awesome thing to decrease world suck, it would forever change the course of history, and not in a necessarily good way. Germany may have crumbled and we would have remained in the Great Depression for years. bad exists so good can win. :)
What about the third camp, who think that killing the baby hitler would have unforseen temporal consequences, most likely creating a power vacuum and setting off something even worse than the holocaust? ...
well, if hitler is kidnaped as a baby, world war two will never have happend, thus, you never heard about hitler, and never go back in time. but if you dont go back in time, world war two actualy happens. this is what a parodocs is called.
Baby Hitler is taken away, and thus WWII (presumably) never occurs. Hitler would still exist, since in the Orphanage Scouts' timelines, he is in the Orphanage.
this might sound strange, but if it were not for hitler and the holocaust, i would not be born. my grandpa would not move out of poland into the US, and and my grandma never wouldve moved from germany to US. then, they never wouldve met, made my dad, and he never wouldve made me :)
but if we go back in time stop him in any fashion it will horribly change the time line. wwii was some of the most advancements ever in history. the computers came out of it. so no hiltler equals no computer and that equal no vlogbrother and that means no evil baby orphanage and then the universe explodes from the paradox
I checked the Wikipedia and there's nothing like "Evil Baby Orphanage" but "Hitlon" is "THE RISE OF EVIL"!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why don't we go back in time and plant morals in Baby Hitler and make him grow up to be a decent humnan? :/ thus no killing is involed, tho, he will always remain under close watch incase fate intervenes . . .
I'm having to do a comedic speech in my high school advanced Oral Communications class and I freaked out and chose the EBO as my topic (it was either that, or in your pants jokes, which would've been over the line for school). The speech will be on Monday and I have to figure out how to do it...especially since it has to be funny.
So the whole speech has to be like..."lol Hitler" XD...o_o
you can do it ^^ i'm sure there'll be some nerdfighter out in the crowd cheering and laughing in case everyone else is like 'wtf?' o.O (and then you'll make a new friend!!! win-win situation)
just reflexively went to look up their wikis. then realized that wikipedia is blacked out to protest sopa and pipa.
youngliterati 1 week ago
Did anyone else start cracking up when he started reading the wikipedia entry?
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*my best friend and I were arguing, whoops lol
Mikaykay111397 2 weeks ago
Oh John, my best friend (we're both nerdfighters...huzzah!) were arguing about the evil baby orphanage today at school! And she's anti killing baby hitler and I'm pro killing baby hitler. So, we're in the middle of this argument at school in the hallway, earning strange looks from everyone around us. Haha, I just look at them and either say "DFTBA!" or "Best wishes!"
Mikaykay111397 2 weeks ago
there is a lake which contains a island which contains a lake which contains an island
theyoger 3 weeks ago
if we made the evil baby orphanage we might create a paradox!!!
that not good
but neither is baby hitler
Lemocon 3 weeks ago
We learned from WW2, didn't we? So if we kill evil baby Hitler, then WW2 probably wouldn't have happened. Including all the good things that came from it. So we'd be at war now! I'm not really fond of that idea...
Rixtm27 3 weeks ago
This was filmed on my 14th birthday. That is a scary thought...
stephanieisaverb 1 month ago
@stephanieisaverb O.M.G we have the same birthday AND we are the same age AND we are nerdfighters!! it's official, we were meant to be friends :DDD
saeedalthumali 1 month ago
The EBO is pretty much the premise of my NaNoWriMo novel.
robynisawkward 2 months ago
If we killed baby Hitler, there would be no WW2 and my grandparents wouldn't have met so I wouldn't exist. So it's a hard decision. You might lose all of Nerdfighteria..
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While watching this, my mom started stabbing styrofoam with dental tools. As she did this she said "SORRY YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR WEIRD BABY HITLER SHOW, YOU FREAK." and then proceeded to tell me to turn it up, for it was making her laugh. Oh, mothers. XD
lisozeme 2 months ago
The solution is to go back in time and put Hitler into a cupboard.
papercutoutgirl 2 months ago 13
why not go back in time and kill teenage Hitler? He was probably a dick by then.
SrRhymesWithOrange 2 months ago
Ummm, I hope you don't run into the thing that happened to Daniel Tosh when he made an open wikipedia page. Turns out to be a BAD idea.
homerdude7 3 months ago
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I looked at Wikipedia a month or so ago and it said that Hank Green attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And that he attended Hogwarts the same year as Harry Potter. No joke. But it's not there anymore :(
missmichaela136 3 months ago
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missmichaela136 3 months ago
Hey, you made this on Pi Day!
pigscanfly522 3 months ago
@pigscanfly522 OMG I hope he got pie....
homerdude7 3 months ago
BALMUR! THATS WHERE I'M FROM!
singa4evr 3 months ago
As COMPLETELY AWFUL as the Holocaust/Hitler was, i think they were necessary to our history and if you took it/him out of history, the world would be completely different and prominently more sucky than it already is.
BUUUUT, the EBO is definitely fun to think about XD
haddy004 3 months ago
On my 14th birthday the Evil Baby Orphanage was introduced, I approve of this :)
ganiisness 3 months ago
watching them all!
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When the question is first asked, a lot of people would say, "Yes! We should definitely kill baby Hitler! Let's go!"
I thought that too, but then I looked deeper into it and came to the realization that, even if it were possible to go bac in time and kill baby Hitler, I don't think I would. When you get down to it, if you were ready and able to bring down that knife or pull that trigger on a defenseless baby, does that really make you a good person? Or are you any better than Hitler himself?
MrsLoveChuckle 3 months ago
Best big brother ever. Seriously.
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If they're heroic nerdfighters in Tibet, maybe they'll find the yeti....
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Aaaah, so many Doctor Who references.
I say we give him his own closet in the Evil Baby Orphanage...
and make Stephen Moffat his supervisor.
...and the EBO needs to partner with the Doctor as a timey wimey consultant.
I CALL COMPANION POSITION
LlamaSunshineProject 4 months ago 2
Has anyone considered the possibility of killing young adult Hitler?
Mudcruncher 4 months ago
Let's just lock him in a closet.
Kikomechan 5 months ago 7
Do you kill baby Hitler? Here's how you get the answer: Take baby Hitler to the future (back to the present) and if Hitler still happened, then he wasn't killed, and if he didn't, then he does get killed.....or your time machine breaks. (Taking Baby Hitler to the present and then raising him as your own child, that could be an interesting novel.)
Datelesswonders 5 months ago
Im pro pre evil hitler death,but anti-baby killing..so..
EllaInGreen 5 months ago
I think the answer is kill.Or wait till what happens in the new episode in Dr.Who..
ALLCAPSfan98726 5 months ago 61
The NERDFIGHTERS !!!!!
kekslover1 5 months ago
I have a theory on this. Any attempts to take or kill evil baby Hitler, evil baby Stalin, Evil Baby Pot, Evil Baby Jong Il etcetera have already taken place and failed.
OtherRealmer 6 months ago
WHY NO MORE MONTAGESSSSSSSSS
OmegaLegoMan 6 months ago
Okay, wait....If some of Nerdfighteria wanted to go to the past and kill Evil Baby Hitler... IT WOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED!!
prauper358 6 months ago
I SEE CITY OF BONES IN THE BACKGROUND!
these thing excite me.
diaryofabooknerd 6 months ago 2
i dont want baby hitler to be a nerdfighter. No!
CightFlub 7 months ago
it would create another dimension and wouldnt affect us. so killing the baby hitler wouldnt do anything nether would kidnapping him.
maluse227 7 months ago
We have to kill all babies! So there will be never a new Hitler! Kill all babies, America is under attack! Accomplish the mission that brave Herodes has started!
TheCentralServices 7 months ago
wont that change like... the whole course of history...???
rainbowzezra 7 months ago 2
the evil baby orphanage idea was invented at my 14th birthday :D
ganiisness 7 months ago in playlist Brotherhood 2.0
I think Stephen moffat might be a nerdfighter :)
maddyy7 7 months ago 139
@maddyy7 yeah i think we need to get the greens to convice moffat to change the episode title to EBO
princessyrandom1214 7 months ago
I believe that the evil baby orphanage is already in place and is the real reason there aren't more evil dictators appearing, say every 4 and a bit years.
knate44 8 months ago
if you kill the evil babies the world wont be the same. If there was no Hitler there wouldn't be Israel.
socailladybug 8 months ago
you have city of bones!! i love that book
catsfan129 8 months ago
use the Tardis. that solves everything.
thewolfkingskeeper 8 months ago 2
On this day-May 14 2007-Mitchell Davis created the account livelavalive. i thought that was cool.
MunchVids 8 months ago 3
I remembered this video today.
BeeHermione 9 months ago
We can't (and probably shouldn't) change the past. But we can change the present, and by doing that we can change the future. I think 2 out of 3 is pretty good.
PirateJeans 9 months ago
Progressive totalitarianism gone amuck...
Doesn't this concept of taking those you don't like and putting them in "re-education camps" to brainwash them to think like you (no matter how well intentioned it may be) sound a bit, oh I don't know, evil?
At that point, we become that which we were against and create a personal contradiction.
bsabruzzo 9 months ago
...Nerdfighters are kinda lazy. Finding a picture of the Yeti is shockingly easy XD
SignedWithAnEcks 9 months ago
Nerdfighter CIvil War from Pro-baby-Hitler and Anti-baby-Hitler? No, that would because of a Zombie-Unicorn thing.
Silverballoons 9 months ago
No one eeeeeeeever talks about Hitler's paintings.
Bencoop97 9 months ago
Why was John mentioned in the lonelygril15 wiki page?
jaytummy 9 months ago
Problem is, a lot of Jewish traditions would b ruined, plus a lot of ppl mite not have been born. o.o
CarolineandEmmaShow 9 months ago
As soon as I saw this I looked both of them up on wikipedia and it makes me happy to say that both John and hank have extensive wiki entries
averystarkidfan 10 months ago
@twihard yes ur right u dont want to change the past its a very bad idea
booknerd12345511 10 months ago
If u got all the evil babies together wouldnt they just revolt and take over the world together then slowly kill eather off until theres only one evil baby ruling the world?
booknerd12345511 10 months ago
@booknerd12345511 Oh yes. It would create a united front of evil babies, also known as the legion of doom. They would then be locked in a desperate struggle for control of the world with the legion of good babies. A legion formed when someone went back in time to create the evil baby orphanage and subsequently created the legion of doom.
kwills426 10 months ago
hahaha... was für ein trottel, typisch ami!! americans are very very stupid..... where was an american, when god is sending brains on the earth????? oh oh oh
QaiWalker 10 months ago
Sorry and this is going to sound really Nazi-ish but.. I really don't believe that we should have somhow stoped the Holucost or 9-11 or stuff like that. Do I wish that we could somehow regain the loss of loved ones from that time? OF COURSE!!! But what happened in the past is what has helped shape the present and will continue to shape the future. If those hadn't happned, who knows, maybe YouTube wouldn't exist! And I'm not saying that the Holucost was a good thing, but that it is important.
twihard398 10 months ago
@twihard398 I think I would have to agree with you. Too much of the world we live in today is dependent on that history. For example, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights wouldn't exist if things had been different because no one actually paid any attention to human rights until after Hitler started killing people.
proverbialmelody 9 months ago
@proverbialmelody Wow someone actually agreed with me. Thank you.
twihard398 9 months ago
An Abundance of Katherines' summary... hmmmm
spazzywindmill 10 months ago
so instead of p.s. shouldn't you say p.b. bacause you can't really sign a video blog (unless you wanted to get punished)??? just a thought
livetosing4him 11 months ago
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thatweirdnerdygirl 11 months ago
It's kinda complicated to say kill all the evil people when they're babies because the whole world could fall apart... It's a tricky subject. Killing them would be good, but it also... Wouldn't be good
JessicarVroomVroom 11 months ago
Killing evil babies isn't good - c'mon seriously they're babies. Going back in time to change the lives of future bad people so they won't become bad is much better! But e.g. in the case of Hitler it wouldn't change much. The NSDAP didn't exist of one person and if it hadn't been Hitler it would've been someone else, maybe someone worse. Or less worse. But we will never know.
WorstRescueEver 1 year ago
My boyfriend and I were talking last night (and we were having very intellectual and nerdy conversations) and I brought up killing baby Hitler. He said he wouldn't because he's just a baby, but I explained your whole idea of making him a nerd fighter! XD He just laughed. And before that we were talking about 1) Religion 2)Hitler 3)Aliens. And we have this hypothesis that there could be aliens among us and we don't know it. Think about it. I am such a mega nerdfighter. Be proud, John and Hank. :)
writergirlchic 1 year ago
Why was Hank's wikipedia deleted? He is totally a significant person... He runs eco geek and has raised tens of thousands of dollars in charity with large scale projects! I've seen articles on no-name bands more that are orders of magnitude less important than hank!!
Denkyuu 1 year ago
holy crap.. a nerdfighter civil war would bee HELL!!
CanNotBeScene 1 year ago
This video was posted on my birthday...
Does that mean I'm an evil baby? Are you going to go back in time and kidnap me for the EBO??
thatweirdnerdygirl 1 year ago 3
I love how he punctuated the "Oh my God" with scene changes. That amused me. =D
IdiocyKills 1 year ago
I just had to tell my mom she's a giant squid of anger. pray for her.
michaelajenks 1 year ago
2:39 The beginning of a great book series is behind John.
ilikereesescups 1 year ago
Most of u wouldnt be born if hitler wasn't a masturbating gay jizz monkey dickhead ass hole with herpes in his ass
culverizedzebra 1 year ago
If WWII never happened, I wouldn't exist. Now I know that seems weird but it's true if WWII never happened my grandmother would not have been born prematurely meaning that she would not have been kept in a shoe box and not have been legally blind meaning that she would not need glasses meaning that, most probably, she would have married a different man causing me to not exist (at least not with my current grandfather.
ZashaLeeVideos 1 year ago
Here's my problem with killing baby Hitler: as evil as he was and as much horror as he created, without Hitler, I would never exist. I'm sorry, it's a human flaw, but I'm not willing to give up my existence to change things that already happened. Think about it, without Hitler, America (and many other countries) would be less diverse. Thanks to Hitler, many, many Jews left Europe.
annaslater11 1 year ago
@zalkarn you'll figure it out
itsIsaacofOhio 1 year ago
Whos hank??
zalkarn 1 year ago
@zalkarn His brother... its the VLOGBROTHERS!
thenewenglandredneck 1 year ago
@zalkarn
they r brothers they vlog bak and 4th 2 each other (look at vlogbrothers same 2 guyz)
LiquidBlueFlame 1 year ago
on anouther note maybe most of these people are right if hitler could have gotten into that school things would have been better for him and everyone.(i apologise for the misspelling or none puntuations or just plain errors in my spelling.and to any who take offense to this comment i apologise troll me if you want i was just expressing my point of view and i apreciate you at least taking time to read it.)
seatan99 1 year ago
if hitler haden't become the way he is i'm sorry to say then we would have even more probablems with an over abundance of people we'd be packing the countrys alot faster.i am not saying that i am at all happy with the deaths of millions of people and the mental and physical scarings of millions of others but with out him we would most likely have run out of things before we could replenish them.
seatan99 1 year ago
A much better solution would be killing Hitlers father, for giving his son that warped view of the world.
sweetreat2 1 year ago
Rofl, Hank green now has a wikipedia page. For some time, I'm late, but still I love it. ^^
silimas 1 year ago
YOU WERE IN BALTIMORE?
too bad i wasn't a nerdfighter back then :(
ZAPdontlook 1 year ago
if you kill baby hitler, I and millions of other people wouldnt be born... damn you American gi's impregnating British women
heismykryptonite 1 year ago
@heismykryptonite If you kill baby Hitler then MILLIONS of people would have lived and gone on to have children of their own.
sweetreat2 1 year ago
Could you do a video on City of Bones? I see that you have it on your bookshelf and I absolutely love the series!
SparrowSnape 1 year ago
did you know... there was a twilight zone were they went back in time, found baby hitler while he was with his nannys and killed him. yep, the baby was cute and aborable but they killed him and then came back to their time.... little did they know the nannys bought another evil baby off of gypsy's and said it was the first baby.....
i think that is what would happen if we went to go kill baby hitler... youd have to kill all the babies in that town just to make sure....
SuperSillySerra 1 year ago
@Raazledazzle Hank is an artifical intelligence that will one day take over the world. :D
Just kidding!
Hank is John's brother. :]
xxWatchTheSkiesxx 1 year ago
@Raazledazzle *gasp* how can you not know who he is?
HelloDeparture 1 year ago
I still blame that art school for not taking Hitler in.
ClocksInMyPlace 1 year ago 4
a much better solution is getting Hitler into the art school he wanted.
kortezlolno 1 year ago 452
@kortezlolno We would need to teach him to draw people well. He was great at landscapes, but couldn't draw people. That's why they wouldn't let him in.
SatanisaBeaverShark 1 year ago
@kortezlolno And introducing him to hipster culture. Therefore, hipster hitler becomes the reality. the hilarious reality
chriscobonham 1 year ago
@kortezlolno This comment is so funny. Hilarious!
ssbrwl 4 months ago
the south will rise again and this time we will win baby hittler will kill you bitch
countryboydipper93 1 year ago
How about we just get him accepted into that fine arts college?
SusannahAnderson1997 1 year ago
Who's hank?
starywind 1 year ago
@starywind His brother they make these vids together
gallaghergirl72 1 year ago
@starywind lol click on some stuff over there --------->
387Dima 1 year ago
did hitler really have a kid?
fishshit 1 year ago
OMG JOHN YOU SHOULD WRITE A SHORT STORY IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF A CHILD IN THE EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE.
wicketyspickety 1 year ago 2
@wicketyspickety it should be from htler's pov, but we shouldn't reveal that it's hitler until later on in the book
TheTaint009 1 year ago
If baby Hitler was taken away, I wouldn't be alive!
Starbuggirlable 1 year ago
GREATEST...IDEA...EVAH!!!
It should be a movie...or a graphic novel.
Asheill 1 year ago
wasn't there a novel where hitler clones himself, and in the future there are two people who try and hunt down the ten adolesent clones and they ultimately have to decide whether or not to kill them, or let them live their seemingly innocent lives?
20flowerchild09 1 year ago
Y'know, if you got rid of all the babies who could become evil when they're adult, we'd probably take care of the world's population problem.
Elemarth 1 year ago
KILL BABY HITLER !!!
Martialartsstudent 1 year ago
Like this if you imediately went on Wikipedia.
silverscale616 1 year ago
someone would still replace them as sometimes points in time are fixed so still there would be evil guys but just with different names
RiotAtHeart2 1 year ago
We don't go back in time and kill Baby Hitler. Because if we were going to then we would have already done it but then we wouldn't have needed to do it. Quite a paradox.
strangecowfilms 1 year ago 145
@strangecowfilms No, that would just send us into a limbo where history SEEMS to have fallen apart and chunks of the new milenium are coming into the '20s and '30s, but in reality it is we who are flashing through different patches of time
arachnophile01 1 year ago
@strangecowfilms So we go back in time and rescue everybody he's killed right before they died, while making the illusion that they died. No time paradox, and everybody lives!
MirandaTheSlytherin 11 months ago
@strangecowfilms Unless you subscribe to the theory of alternate string dimensions
Malikai76 10 months ago
@strangecowfilms well, we can simply create a anti paradox machiene, and use it! dhu
Deathwing2000cakeman 8 months ago
@strangecowfilms Then he could have released his anger in a creative way.
kittyria7 8 months ago
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thatgreggguy 1 year ago
Hitler was an opportunist. We wouldn't have to kidnap him, if we help Germany escape the deep depression it fell into after WWI, ie. the economy and social standing needed to be improved... However, if we had that ability I think we could use it now
shantrues 1 year ago
If we kidnapped baby Hitler and put him on a mountain in Tibet, he would go insane. And who do you think would look after evil babies? *everyone looks at me* What?
humpt2345 1 year ago
if we go back in time and we make sure hitler gets into art school..he would just be an artist not a mass murder
MsHollyberry96 1 year ago
if feel like if we killed baby hitler we would have never 'learned a lesson'. if the holocaust wouldnt have happened,we would never have learned how bad it was, then making a modern day holocaust which would result in something worse because we have better recources and better ways to 'get the job done' faster and more efficiently.
WootyWooty13 1 year ago
You shouldn't kill baby Hitler, because his life influenced life as we know it. For all we know, someone else could start a massive genocide because we didn't have Hitler's genocide to show the world how horrible it could be, and we might not have equality among the races, because we wouldn't have that horror to show us how important it is to be accepting.
gypsygirl3474 1 year ago
lol the wikipedia page for An Abundance of Katherines has this in the 'Awards' section: An Abundance of Katherines was a 2007 Michael L. Printz Award Honor Book. When author John Green received news of this, he proceeded to do his happy dance. This footage can be found on Youtube.
JudeFox11 1 year ago
If you made the evil baby orphanage, and put EVERY evil baby in the history of time in this one orphanage, don't you think that they would kind of still....be evil? Then, still being evil, they would take over the evil baby orphanage, and team together to take over the world, and then the uniiverse.....
gregeth1337 1 year ago
@AwesomeBrianIs The Evil Baby Orphanage isn't just for Baby Hitler. It's for all evil babies that turn into evil murderers. Jack the Ripper, Boston Strangler, Stalin, etc.
DoctorWhoFTW 1 year ago
you don't know anything about german history ! -.-
just shut up !
linnys95 1 year ago
an abundance of Katharines in my pants
nukeakitten 1 year ago
we sould of just sent chuck norris FOR THE WIN!
jinxomg 1 year ago
john looks young...
raylal97 1 year ago
@raylal97 keep in mind this is 3 years ago
haleyian96 1 year ago
Actually, Hitler's mom considered having an abortion, but her doctor convinced her out of it. So, if not for for that doctor the Evil Baby Orphanage would have never existed.
And a lot of Jewish people would have lived.
AwesomeBrianIs 1 year ago
lol just get him into the University of Arts that he was rejected from so that he wouldn't turn his anger towards random things and he eventually hit into Jews and killed a whole bunch of them... No dam orphanage, no killing...Just a time machine...a few cases of money to help him get in...and another time machine to get back. DO IT. Who cares about WWII games? Sure they are fun but there are just too dam many.
JackKnifeAlpha 1 year ago
but if u think about it even if evil bay hitler was sent to the evil bay orphanage there would still be a world war 2 because the ownly reason Russia united with Britain is because the threat from Germany but if there was no threat from Germany and who knows we mite have lost against Russia meaning Britain would become comunst nacion and that mite mean that the Cold war would actually be a proper war (because America would be threatend because of how powerful Russia was) one they mite have lost
XvampireguyX 1 year ago
see, my only problem with the EBO is that it might not actually help anything, I mean, just look at Tom Marvolo Riddle!
He was in an orphanage and he became magical Hitler.
taysky5 1 year ago
@taysky5 but that was not an orphanage specifically designed to decrease his world suck levels. In fact, that orphanage was very much increasing the likelihood that he would become a decepticon.
Still, I have to say no to all of this because while yes it is an awesome thing to decrease world suck, it would forever change the course of history, and not in a necessarily good way. Germany may have crumbled and we would have remained in the Great Depression for years. bad exists so good can win. :)
fullmetalchemy 1 year ago
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taysky5 1 year ago
Just checked out Hank on Wikipedia. His name's WILLIAM HENRY GREEN?
How did I not know this?!
And I call myself a Nerdfighter....
MissMiranda89 1 year ago
@MissMiranda89
i have a bunch of reasons how you did not know this.
1: some people named William prefer not to be called William, so they go for their middle name/nickname.
2: In this case, Hank chose his middle name, Henry, which shortens to Hank.
3: hank is a just plain better name than William.
So, you're just a misinformed nerdfighter. Relax!
sasukexitachixmadara 1 year ago
I wouldn't exsist if hitler didnt... this makes me feel wierd.
heismykryptonite 1 year ago
What about the third camp, who think that killing the baby hitler would have unforseen temporal consequences, most likely creating a power vacuum and setting off something even worse than the holocaust? ...
saikogrrl 1 year ago 2
James Lloyd?? Er.... I think they got it wrong.....
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
well, if hitler is kidnaped as a baby, world war two will never have happend, thus, you never heard about hitler, and never go back in time. but if you dont go back in time, world war two actualy happens. this is what a parodocs is called.
FuyuAkiWorld 1 year ago
@FuyuAkiWorld No.
Baby Hitler is taken away, and thus WWII (presumably) never occurs. Hitler would still exist, since in the Orphanage Scouts' timelines, he is in the Orphanage.
AnimalNitrates 1 year ago
hey john, ur wiki page and hank ur wiki page r pretty kewl
Michdabomb15 1 year ago
are you guys like a nerd cult sharing ideas! through vlogs!???????
MrToadboy 1 year ago
Wow John is so much thinner here. Oh memories, when I used to confuse Hank for John and vice versa.
punkslilncs 1 year ago
this might sound strange, but if it were not for hitler and the holocaust, i would not be born. my grandpa would not move out of poland into the US, and and my grandma never wouldve moved from germany to US. then, they never wouldve met, made my dad, and he never wouldve made me :)
rhangatotoby 1 year ago
@rhangatotoby And that's a bad thing?
supersamshbrosmelee 1 year ago
go back and kill hitlers dad. from what i've read, he was pretty awful. and if he's dead hitler can't be born.
pythonfan001 1 year ago
thats what john planned to do with kim jon il's dad
rhangatotoby 1 year ago
EBO! Whoooooo!
an0nim0u51 1 year ago
but if we go back in time stop him in any fashion it will horribly change the time line. wwii was some of the most advancements ever in history. the computers came out of it. so no hiltler equals no computer and that equal no vlogbrother and that means no evil baby orphanage and then the universe explodes from the paradox
Rockthedice 1 year ago
Why not go back and persuade whatever art school that rejected Hitler to let him in, this idea = art + no genocide.
iBook3503332 1 year ago
i dont know. it might make him a little bit less genocidal, but he was a pretty messed up person before that.
pythonfan001 1 year ago
Oh-mi-gosh that is the best idea ever!!!
GTFelver 1 year ago
im mutual because like i thinkk the holocaust tought us tolerance and compassion but then again,, innocent people died ):
fliipiinlexii 1 year ago
I checked the Wikipedia and there's nothing like "Evil Baby Orphanage" but "Hitlon" is "THE RISE OF EVIL"!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jakubjakub003 1 year ago
If Hitler hadn't invaded Denmark I wouldn't have been born, but I guess I have to give my life for others.
*sigh*
PotterFanGirl13 1 year ago
. . . I should probably watch the reast of the video before commenting XD oh well
Ashiya223 2 years ago
Why don't we go back in time and plant morals in Baby Hitler and make him grow up to be a decent humnan? :/ thus no killing is involed, tho, he will always remain under close watch incase fate intervenes . . .
Ashiya223 2 years ago
why is hank inky blue
capitananonmas 2 years ago
@capitananonmas because your mom conseved you in the butt
MrDrugsarebad 1 year ago
0:23 John blinks.
DeadSocksWalking 2 years ago 170
@DeadSocksWalking it was a wink!
SammieSoda16 1 year ago
@DeadSocksWalking THANK YOU
chazfourlife 1 year ago
@chazfourlife No problem.
DeadSocksWalking 1 year ago
heroic nerdfighter babys!!
msmarewi 2 years ago 3
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dydyodyn 2 years ago
I'm having to do a comedic speech in my high school advanced Oral Communications class and I freaked out and chose the EBO as my topic (it was either that, or in your pants jokes, which would've been over the line for school). The speech will be on Monday and I have to figure out how to do it...especially since it has to be funny.
So the whole speech has to be like..."lol Hitler" XD...o_o
okay...I'm sure it'll be fine...
=Nerdfighter Math
Mathematician2 2 years ago 2
you can do it ^^ i'm sure there'll be some nerdfighter out in the crowd cheering and laughing in case everyone else is like 'wtf?' o.O (and then you'll make a new friend!!! win-win situation)
taysky5 2 years ago
The Evil Baby Orphanage was introduce in a vlogbrothers video (this one) on my 18th birthday! :D
starsandsea 2 years ago
lol ur funny ya kill him hit**r is a fuckin peice of shit tbhat should die die die!
wilddragon3 2 years ago
So this is where TEBO started.
pseudocaveman 2 years ago