Oh shut up!!! Rachet doesen't say say stuff like that, andhedoesn'tsaymasturbateeither. Noredoesheknowwhatcheetoesareblablablablablablablablablablablablablablabababababababababababbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!
"He eats at leaast two pounds of cheetos per day" Yeah soo uhh " and by the power of thhe all spark. " He has already masterbates 3 times today in the past 2 .." " GOD DAMN YOU RACTHET!" (Bitchslap) " Thank you god, now as i was sayin..." HE ALSO FUCKING FARTS 700 TIMES PER DAMN MINUTE!"
@Geskores your comment:"He eats at leaast two pounds of cheetos per day" Yeah soo uhh " and by the power of thhe all spark. " He has already masterbates 3 times today in the past 2 .." " GOD DAMN YOU RACTHET!" (Bitchslap) " Thank you god, now as i was sayin..." HE ALSO FUCKING FARTS 700 TIMES PER DAMN MINUTE!".
lolololololololol 700 times i was on the floor out cold lololol XD
lol "Apparently he's masturbated 3 times in the last two hours...But...Hasn't be been with YOU for the last two hours? How is that even possible, I...
Even more Stupid than when Brian farted himself awake in family guy
optimusvsironhide2 1 month ago
Wow, you somehow managed to make Bayformers even WORSE. I didn't think that was possible.
cotss2012 3 months ago
now, that was funny
robby07darkangel 3 months ago
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@Destructode is your name "Retarded"
Chalekfan4ever14 3 months ago
@Destructode is your name "Retarded"
Chalekfan4ever14 3 months ago
Optimus: RATCHET!!!!
esfrenzy 3 months ago
XD XD XD
202halofreak 3 months ago
asshole does he really sound like that
justicegerpat 3 months ago
masturbated lolololol
JerryAdams100 4 months ago
That was really retarded.
Chalekfan4ever14 5 months ago
@Chalekfan4ever14 Is your name "That"?
Destructode 3 months ago
LMAO
chrisdak22 5 months ago
LOL
1995Optimus 5 months ago
Damn ratchet stfu xDD
OblivionDeath1 6 months ago
Masturbation jokes: You know, for kids! By the way, who was directing him?
PunchSydeiron 6 months ago
i have always hated Ratchet, this is why. lmfao!
StubbyButtons 6 months ago
Queer video made by a queer
prostockgirl 7 months ago
Who DOESN'T want to mate with Megan Fox!?
AngelBoy0123 7 months ago
LOL Bumblebee XD
Bolt1995 7 months ago
this is gross
KatySummersLizFightr 7 months ago
wtf he say at 0:15?
SpanishDwightHoward1 7 months ago
Ratchet: the boy's ferimoun level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
Sam witwitcky: shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
MultiGamerGuy1 7 months ago
awww..... ratchet gets so much bad rap....why??..
coolsims94 9 months ago
lmao well he's not... ridin' with me, anymoooorrreee!
xfirexchildx 10 months ago 2
well he's not riding with me anymooooooooooooore
TheHaloman980 11 months ago
i like rachet when he said yeah yeah yeah yeah when iron hide said lets terminate those parents
bohrokthunder 1 year ago
the boys pharamones level suggiest he wants to mate wiyh the female.............can i join? : )
ojumpmano 1 year ago
my pharamones make me want to mate with magen foxx too
kr4zylover69 1 year ago
he's not 1 with me anymoooorre!
THUBRICH 1 year ago
Oh shut up!!! Rachet doesen't say say stuff like that, andhedoesn'tsaymasturbateeither. Noredoesheknowwhatcheetoesareblablablablablablablablablablablablablablabababababababababababbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!
aktrainnut 1 year ago
omg I've read this from fanfiction!
edwardandbella4evur 1 year ago
haha
rcame25 1 year ago
Is this true?
TFJoshua 1 year ago
Stupid :S
MaaruShinius 1 year ago
Poor Bumblebee, gonna have to clean up his seats.
00abzz00hugzz00 1 year ago 6
I love the part when Ratchet says and by the Allspark apparently hes masterbated three times in the last two hours?
scavenger0197 2 years ago 3
OH DEAR GOD WITH SAM, MIKALEA, AND masterbation idk if it DOES work out.. xD
Geskores 2 years ago
lmao
SPAZZY1912 2 years ago
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tylerhuddleston 2 years ago
"He eats at leaast two pounds of cheetos per day" Yeah soo uhh " and by the power of thhe all spark. " He has already masterbates 3 times today in the past 2 .." " GOD DAMN YOU RACTHET!" (Bitchslap) " Thank you god, now as i was sayin..." HE ALSO FUCKING FARTS 700 TIMES PER DAMN MINUTE!"
Geskores 2 years ago 9
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@Geskores your comment:"He eats at leaast two pounds of cheetos per day" Yeah soo uhh " and by the power of thhe all spark. " He has already masterbates 3 times today in the past 2 .." " GOD DAMN YOU RACTHET!" (Bitchslap) " Thank you god, now as i was sayin..." HE ALSO FUCKING FARTS 700 TIMES PER DAMN MINUTE!".
lolololololololol 700 times i was on the floor out cold lololol XD
theledgendaryzombie 1 year ago
aww man that would have been super funny if they did this in the real movie! Good job! :D
EdoubleM 2 years ago 5
lolz!! <3
azngoth003 2 years ago
RATCHET SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
TFIronhide2 2 years ago 6
CHEETOS LMFAO!!!
jaaackal 2 years ago 3
uhuh...
LOLZpersonok 2 years ago
Lmaooooo .... "RATCHET!"
LaBellaNottexx 2 years ago
this was actually pretty funny lol I luv what optimus says at the end....if he ever said that in real life i would die of laughter lol
thatprettygurl85 2 years ago 6
wow...
legendie123456789abz 2 years ago
lol!
supamar660 2 years ago
hahaha
tyler2528 2 years ago
ahhah :D
hannagolla 2 years ago
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shut up god
BAMF5550123 2 years ago
"Primus H. Christ."
OHGOD LOL. XDDDDDDDDD
EcacouayoMixtli 2 years ago 31
@EcacouayoMixtli thats rdarted at 00:1 to 0:04
meanygreene 3 months ago
well he's not ridin with me anymore
scatmanfan909 2 years ago 3
What did Optimus say in the end?
AutobotIronhide05 2 years ago
thats good ;0)
my fav character! i love when he runs into the poles ;0)
FlightSpeedAndHorses 2 years ago 2
RACHET!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP
AjMannpieWeekly 2 years ago
lol
abidnader 2 years ago
Haha, I love their expressions!
BellaTrixyBlack 2 years ago
omg perfect
rolling on the walls laughing xD
Dri143 2 years ago
wow
3 times in the last 2 hours.
Shia's a player.
TheVinman210 2 years ago 15
A player with himself.
JunkyardBreadfruit 2 years ago 20
ha ha!!!!!! good one!!
legendie123456789abz 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH lol
nachoz84 2 years ago
ehh
Aquila167 2 years ago
LOL
Shut UP, Ratchet!!! XDDD
heresthadude1080 2 years ago
LOL
unchartadarkness 2 years ago
oh dear.
smsno1 2 years ago
lol
avak124 2 years ago
lol
Gorillagal247 3 years ago
lol
orcho141 3 years ago
that is propa hilarious! rofl!
TheRandomOne0 3 years ago
ROFL !!
Katsuhono 3 years ago
lol "Apparently he's masturbated 3 times in the last two hours...But...Hasn't be been with YOU for the last two hours? How is that even possible, I...
TheHaloCaptureGuy 3 years ago 3
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i hate ratchet
KaraShono 3 years ago
pathetic. REally.
Tr4nce1984 3 years ago
lol wow
shedininja001 3 years ago