The old testament is crudely mis translated and is not translatable into english from hebrew which is God's language which spoke all things into existance.
HA, HA, HA, WOMAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU THE HOLY JESUS FUCK, EXACT WHAT YOUR WANT BABY AND HAVE NEVER IIN YOUR LIFE HAD..! HA, HA, HA, AMEN WOMAN, YOU JUST TALKED TO THE MAN..! WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT AND SHE WOULD HAVE FORGOT ABOUT HER DEAD VIBRATOR AND WENT FOR "THE REAL" THING..! YOU BETTER BELIEVE SHE WOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM SCREAMING OUT "OH GOD, OH GOD THANK YOU, HALALUJAH..", ADFTER EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE ORGASMS FOR THE FIRST TIME.!
@mjconnollyIII WOMAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS LORD I JUST ASK YOU TO TAKE AUTHORITY OVER HER WET PUSSY LORD I JUST ASK YOU TO MAKE IT NICE AND WET SO I CAN FUCK THE SHIT OUTA HER .YAAAAAAMI YAMI YAAAAAAAAMA
he even says he knows Jesus and this woman is trippin, shes a self righteous woman trying to prove her christianity, "FALSE DOCTORINE!" word, he said that! She is seriously demented! This pisses me off because this woman is just so fukn retarded! He even caught her in her lie, in her self righteousness, i agree with zorbalady <3 and completeBeatles, your an idiot because alot of people have died and passed away .. lots
he even says he knows Jesus and this woman is trippin, shes a self righteous woman trying to prove her christianity, "FALSE DOCTORINE!" word, he said that! She is seriously demented! This pisses me off because this woman is just so fukn retarded! He even caught her in her lie, in her self righteousness, i agree with zorbalady <3 and completeBeatles, your an idiot because alot of people have died and passed away .. lots
@MohawkBearClan ha this is crazy , this is why people look at deciples as insain, he did say he belives in jesus , and she says he dont , this kind of thing is why people like me are looked at like fools, this lady is so wrong , false doctorine is killing us , we must get back to the truth and stop playing religon, this is a lady from the synogoge of satan,man this is frustrating,i hate this kind of thing,people need to wake up iv never heard anything so insain ,
@SirBereal HA, SHE MAY BE A CHRISTIAN BUT HER DURACELL.S DIED IN HER VIBRATOR AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY SHE WANTS THIS GUY TO POINT BLANK ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO FUCK..! A GOOD HEALTHY FUCK FROM A REAL MAN IS A CURE ALL FOR ANY BITCH NO MATTER WHAT HER RELIGION... DUDE, SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU, WAKE UP ,MAN...!
this must be someone faking to give the poor man a hard time. This lady cant be real christian, she does not even listen to the man, and she makes a shame of Jesus and christians. She makes me angry by doing thos to a man she does not know, and he is even so patient with her.
Super funny. What's he saying; something about God riding on his shoulder where ever he goes? He absolutely cries out to the spirit-world to be made into a soundboard.
I just had an idea... it would be kinda funny to start out with the Jesus Lady, use her lines for awhile then play the "just hold on" line and then start using the Satanic Racist soundboard.
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Eternal hell does not exist.
Satan is not evil; and is an assistant
The old testament is crudely mis translated and is not translatable into english from hebrew which is God's language which spoke all things into existance.
All fact. look it up.
ericpker 2 weeks ago
"You don't have a very big vocabulary." I am laughing my butt off!
lemurianchick 3 months ago
yaamayamayaaaaaammmmma
I need to try that next time I get stressed
systembust 4 months ago
cant read hebrew then dont troll innocent people faggotron ignorant christians.
ericpker 5 months ago
@ericpker be quiet, you fucking kike bastard.
aadeeza 2 weeks ago
good 4 her
jannerww 5 months ago
"The blood of Jesus is against you."
cockbulge69 6 months ago
That man sounds pretty cool.
TokkiDiary 7 months ago
In the name of Jesus :) Amen
TokkiDiary 7 months ago
Yamiyamiyaaaammmaaa
TokkiDiary 7 months ago
poor guy... he is mega nice guy
beckware 8 months ago
you just might be the one in the dark
Necroman666 8 months ago
make a soundboard out of this
Necroman666 8 months ago
The "shaman" claims to be a woman, then says he has a wife. I think the shaman is even more fucked up than the Jesus Lady herself-LOL
lancetop 8 months ago
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@lancetop i dont know. all i can say is.......yaaammi yami yaaaaaaama
Necroman666 8 months ago
This woman is a trip. She seems like she needs mental help.
Waya1339 10 months ago
@Waya1339 its soundboard lol
triton2008 10 months ago
very interesting.
utoobuser101 1 year ago
"What's your name?"
"Duncan construction"
*Click*
LOL
iceguy0077 1 year ago
Lol, you pick the best avatars for the people you call XD
MugenPhoenix 1 year ago
HA, HA, HA, WOMAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU THE HOLY JESUS FUCK, EXACT WHAT YOUR WANT BABY AND HAVE NEVER IIN YOUR LIFE HAD..! HA, HA, HA, AMEN WOMAN, YOU JUST TALKED TO THE MAN..! WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT AND SHE WOULD HAVE FORGOT ABOUT HER DEAD VIBRATOR AND WENT FOR "THE REAL" THING..! YOU BETTER BELIEVE SHE WOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM SCREAMING OUT "OH GOD, OH GOD THANK YOU, HALALUJAH..", ADFTER EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE ORGASMS FOR THE FIRST TIME.!
mjconnollyIII 1 year ago
@mjconnollyIII WOMAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS LORD I JUST ASK YOU TO TAKE AUTHORITY OVER HER WET PUSSY LORD I JUST ASK YOU TO MAKE IT NICE AND WET SO I CAN FUCK THE SHIT OUTA HER .YAAAAAAMI YAMI YAAAAAAAAMA
SirBereal 1 year ago
@SirBereal theres no such thing as a "christian shaman"........
XLuminariumX 1 year ago
@SirBereal wait wtf why did he say hes a woman????????
XLuminariumX 1 year ago
@XLuminariumX i dont know. all i can say is.......yaaammi yami yaaaaaaama
SirBereal 1 year ago
YUMYUMYUMYUMMMMMM
z0omz00m 1 year ago
"You call this number again, I'm gonna *69 ya, find out who and where you are, and send the police over there."
"Hey, he's threatenin' to kill me!"
Caniki 1 year ago
"..in the name of jesus........" LMAO! this prank showcases the insanity also known as christianity.
lancetop 1 year ago
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he even says he knows Jesus and this woman is trippin, shes a self righteous woman trying to prove her christianity, "FALSE DOCTORINE!" word, he said that! She is seriously demented! This pisses me off because this woman is just so fukn retarded! He even caught her in her lie, in her self righteousness, i agree with zorbalady <3 and completeBeatles, your an idiot because alot of people have died and passed away .. lots
MohawkBearClan 1 year ago
he even says he knows Jesus and this woman is trippin, shes a self righteous woman trying to prove her christianity, "FALSE DOCTORINE!" word, he said that! She is seriously demented! This pisses me off because this woman is just so fukn retarded! He even caught her in her lie, in her self righteousness, i agree with zorbalady <3 and completeBeatles, your an idiot because alot of people have died and passed away .. lots
MohawkBearClan 1 year ago
@MohawkBearClan ha this is crazy , this is why people look at deciples as insain, he did say he belives in jesus , and she says he dont , this kind of thing is why people like me are looked at like fools, this lady is so wrong , false doctorine is killing us , we must get back to the truth and stop playing religon, this is a lady from the synogoge of satan,man this is frustrating,i hate this kind of thing,people need to wake up iv never heard anything so insain ,
crypticwriteings 1 year ago
@MohawkBearClan
I was enjoying the humor of this video. It was intended to be humorous. It's in the comedy section, you fucking bible thumping Christian. Fuck you!
Isaiah
CompleatBeatles 1 year ago
@MohawkBearClan IN THE NAME OF JESUS I PLEAD THE BLOOD OF JESUS ON THIS CRACKER
SirBereal 1 year ago
@SirBereal HA, SHE MAY BE A CHRISTIAN BUT HER DURACELL.S DIED IN HER VIBRATOR AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY SHE WANTS THIS GUY TO POINT BLANK ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO FUCK..! A GOOD HEALTHY FUCK FROM A REAL MAN IS A CURE ALL FOR ANY BITCH NO MATTER WHAT HER RELIGION... DUDE, SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU, WAKE UP ,MAN...!
mjconnollyIII 1 year ago
"On two separate occasions in my lifetime I have died and passed away". LOL
CompleatBeatles 1 year ago
LOL!
Beejjjjjj 2 years ago
yama yama yaaaaaaama
nobcheesy 2 years ago
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the jesus lady! LOL Duncan Construction! LOL
lancetop 2 years ago
this must be someone faking to give the poor man a hard time. This lady cant be real christian, she does not even listen to the man, and she makes a shame of Jesus and christians. She makes me angry by doing thos to a man she does not know, and he is even so patient with her.
zorbalady 2 years ago
It`s a sound board of this lady that got pranked called by someone that used the frank garret sound board...
freezebot808 2 years ago
Jesus lady is a soundboard, it is not a "real" woman calling up this guy...
snakecharmer133 2 years ago
hahaha great call
ZickPranks 2 years ago
Did she just call him ramdomly?
why is she judging him ? she seems she dosent even know him, shes harrasing him.
huh ! huh!huh!
angelheart46 2 years ago
I love the Jesus lady!
RoyalHim 2 years ago
stupid soundboard
bigbangerbison 2 years ago
lmao haha this is funny poor guy
kevinbear5 2 years ago
yama yama yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
yama yama yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm...
IchiBahnSan68 2 years ago
'im not a man, i'm a woman'
sukiesoya 2 years ago
some people just won't accept that the blood of jesus is against them, sigh.
donkey69donkey69 2 years ago
"Do you know my name?"
"Frank Garrett?"
LOL
Umberto2 2 years ago
This guy is begging to be made into a soundboard. Shaman soundbard!!!
casienwhey 2 years ago
u might b the bad spirit in the dark
hahahahahaha
mjd612 2 years ago
how did you find this guy
maybe he would make a good SB himself
mjd612 2 years ago
Super funny. What's he saying; something about God riding on his shoulder where ever he goes? He absolutely cries out to the spirit-world to be made into a soundboard.
shovelman666 2 years ago
But where do you live now?
FrankGarrett316 2 years ago
I just had an idea... it would be kinda funny to start out with the Jesus Lady, use her lines for awhile then play the "just hold on" line and then start using the Satanic Racist soundboard.
This call was funny as hell by the way.
GovmentTookMaBaby 2 years ago
lol
Parashooter24 2 years ago
yummy yummy yuuuuuum
Cirvantes123 2 years ago
that's the part where I had to turn it off because I was laughing too hard. LOL!
Parashooter24 2 years ago
how do you die twice? lol!!
Parashooter24 2 years ago
I was in the library and was cracking the hell up! LOL!
Parashooter24 2 years ago
Not bad, but I only like it when they get pissed at her. =) These wimpy pacifists are annoying.
zeepman 2 years ago
I thought he sounded pretty pissed off actually, especially towards the end of the call.
GovmentTookMaBaby 2 years ago
"i'm a woman"
0_o
LobsterPotsticker 2 years ago
It used to be a man, but god called up and told 'em to get a sex change. He's sorta bitter about it now, eventually.
nominalvelocity 2 years ago
This guy will be a great soundboard
mrgrieves66 2 years ago
lol
Parashooter24 2 years ago
lol I love Jesus Lady, best part "XXXX he threatening to kill me..."
What name is she saying there?
FrankGarrett316 2 years ago
shes saying "Hey, he's threatening to kill me"
Cirvantes123 2 years ago
well i dont give a shit
MrMudbucket 2 years ago