Metal Gear Solid 3 funny thing

[0TheGabbster0]

he probably saw some footprints going around that area.

so he went "Who's footprints are those" and followed them...for hours...

[firnasrox]

what was that , i didnt see anything

[Raveman01]

@firnasrox the guard kept going up and around

[UnrealFreddy]

maybe he lost some money or his glasses^^

[sakuboy012]

that guard has aids

[KleinBeynis]

that was funny 5*

[yomaker]

the guard drop his comm link somewhere in that area. so he search around and around and around..

[LoneStarJesse]

rofl! i thinl that guard had ocd or something

[Shadowdragon320]

...ha ha?

[lobster12345678910]

whoa what the???

anyways how do you get stealth again? i've beaten the game at least 20 times and i still am missing some cool stuff from it, like the mosin sniper rifle, i found it once but i havent found it again

[DudeSan12]

You get the Stealth Camo by either A: Going through the whole game without getting an Alert. Or B:Shoot all 64 of the Kerotan Frogs.

[muffinmonster15]

and you get the mosin nagant by beating the end non-lethally. kick his butt with your tranquilizer gun. and if you come up behind him and stick him up, you get the moss camo.

[lozano47]

u gotta soot all dem lil frogz and the mosin u get afta u beat the end or sumthin

[Scorpius366]

lol you sound like a wannabe gangster. oops, i meant:

lawl gu sond lik a wanabe ganster.

[xXxRevolverOcelotxXx]

ok, here we go:

1.) u get the stealth camo if u shot ALL kerotan frogs, or beat the game in "european extrem

2.) u get the mosin nagant if u bring the ends STAMINA down! (not the lif gauge!)

and the moos camo if you point with your gun at him!

hope i could help!

[heroslayer312]

Whats that on the middle lower part of the screen is that like some kind of dead clown what is that?

[emreburak15]

haha that sneak want's to eat him:P:P

[kingjellyjam]

you spell snake s n a k e not sneak

[Yunkonho]

what is that thing! how do you get it? please tell me.

[uneekphlow]

how coem the graphics are so good here? is dis pc?

[F3ath3r]

MGS3 is not for PC. It's just because MGS3 pushes the PS2 to it's limits.

[Master0Templum]

you must hold the cqc button

[Behemoth12391]

Ok, your obviously an expert on the game. I've beaten the game like 12 times, but I can never do the CQC choke holds or anything. I sneak up behind a guard, and I LIGHTLY tap the circle button, and It makes me punch him in the back. Ive tried everything but I can never pull it off, any advice?

[jamesdabomb69er]

hold down circle for CQC

[Behemoth12391]

I just tried it again and i keep punching him in the back

[ogansta01]

you dont push circle you push square thats what the manual says circle is fo punching ang kicking

[CidSilverWing]

You noobs...

Hold down the Circle button HARD to grab an enemy, then lighten the pressure a little and you got the chokehold (if not you slit their throat). The Square button has no effect if you don't have anything equipped.

[Behemoth12391]

Dude, Ive beat all 3 games like 3 times each, i can find like every easter egg, but i just cant pull off cqc for somereason

[CidSilverWing]

I just told you.

Smash and hold the Circle button when close to an enemy, either in front of or behind the enemy. Once he's in your grasp, lighten the pressure on the circle button a bit. There, that's the chokehold.

FROM HERE:

Smash and hold Circle button = Slit throat

L3 = Interrogate (repeat if soldier refuses to speak)

Forward/Back + Circle = Throw onto ground (If you got a weapon equipped, quickly aim your weapon while not looking in FP-View to hold-up the soldier)

Square = Shield

[bardock719]

for mgs 2 and 1.....for mgs3 its circle

[keal5528]

square is using weapon....

circle when u tap is paunch and kick

hold circle lighten will chokehold

if u walking to enemy or running, hold circle for CQC...

[jrodd99]

hold the circle button it works for me *slits guys throuts*

[TimM676]

did u shoot all those frogs to get stealth camo?

[vdsbhifvbohi]

or he beat the game with no alerts.

[TimM676]

holy shit really? so u just have to beat the game in euro extreme?

[vdsbhifvbohi]

in any dificulty with no alerts, and u'll get the stealth for that dificulty lol, u didn't knew? u can have cautions, but no alerts and if u want rank FOXHOUND or Fox, complete the game in 4 hours with no kills and no alerts, I still haven't done that, always finish it in lile 3:30, no alerts, but 2 or 3 kills >:( lol. Anything else u would like to know? ask me =]

[TimM676]

ok, thanx man! your awesome! so when you complete the game without any alerts... you can only use the stealth camo for that difficulty? and kill 2 or 3 people with no alerts at 3:30 is amazin!

[vdsbhifvbohi]

if u want more suppressors, get 1 and make sure where it is, then go 2 areas away, then come back and another box should be there =) lol u can do it for any suppressor or ammo (I think) but not with food.

[TimM676]

one more thing... consider puttin some tips on youtube for mgs3... maybe a speed run because i'd like to see your technique!

[vdsbhifvbohi]

my technique? CQC lol.and I can't, no camara ='[ and no money to buy one. I was thinking on putting vids of MGS in youtube done by me, but the camara I have it's super crap, it's very old lol since it's my father's vid camara. anywaaay, use CQC alot and use well ur camouflage, it helps. and use ur MK22 well( if ur on extreme or European Extreme )and if u want more suppressors for it I have a trick for it lol.

[TimM676]

ok, so with the no alert thing you can knock them out or tranq them and that'll still count as long as you not spotted? and is it just me, or do people who have been shot with the mosin nagrant wake up real quick? and you can still use the crap camera to film any tips like this supresser thing, i wont mind if its bad quality :)

[3rdDragunov]

hahaha what a retarded KGB soldier.

[Royboy94]

How did you become that guard?

[gundamalex226]

whats so funny

[gongie08]

Wat da fuck was so funny bout dat

dat was shit

[timmyboy303]

uh, that's stupid...

[lockjaw94]

how do you get the stelth item?

[blangear]

shoot all 64 kerotan frogs or complete the game with no alert phases

[Samimarukun]

or get the FOX-HOUND rank, you get that if you've never been spotted

[TenchuHill]

I pooped.

[musicpeng]

i put on infinity face paint on my cheat disk but it doesn't work. and i got stealth camo. stealth is better on mgs2 than mgs3.

[seVIDHUNTER]

wt was that thing u had equipe and how do u get it?

[dante4live]

stealth camo. shoot all kerotan frogs or finnish game with no alerts

[ViolaGirl87]

wow. How funny. I <3 stealth camo!!! ^.^

[innerguardianXIII]

i find it funny when ever the fear has poisenous food "eg dart frogs" he vomits later and that lowers the stamina quick and that way by beating down his stamina "never use the lethal guns only tranq" you can get his camo.you can get camos "and a weapon" by beating all the bosses by stamina

[g3cKo123]

HAHAHA xD

[Xenilus]

this guard is very stupid !! it's crazy !

[karrywing231]

! "who's footprints are these?" ! "who's footprints are these?" i bet that's what he's doing

[jonathan1213]

Hey good thinking!

[ramage88]

nothing happened

[shinkaito]

The guard kept walking around in a circle

[dp0412]

lol! haha wat a fucking retart

[JTZ45]

What is that thing that says stealth in the inventory. And how do u catch that snake to get the face paint? I always try the way I was told and it never works....

[pkpenguin]

what u do, is go to the area were u kill the fear, then u kill every animal in the area, then laydown a few mouse traps, then that snake gets caught in one

[riutse]

I got stealth by not getting seen once, then I got Kerotan, damn pesky frogs. The only thing I haven't got is the uniform you win for doing boss battle on special.

[kaiwingwong]

i have....use your tranz gun

[budderdog]

the boss gives you snake camo if you defeat her a special way, my brother beat all the bosses with a trank gun.

[crazyamer42]

wat does the snake camo do?

[Demonio94]

nothing its just affective on all surffaces

[Kingmjay]

honestly iz dat true

[budderdog]

yah volgin gives u the cold war camo, its not very cool

[pkpenguin]

big woop, enyone can do that, beeting boss without weapons is a challenge

[WillPG1212]

and did u get the Infinte Face Paint?

[Demonio94]

you gotta catch the tsuchinoko... ell you gotta catch it twice.. the first is.. well u can find it anyware i tihnk but a good spot is the place where you fight the fear only get it be4 u fite the fear... next comment ill tell u how to get it second time

[Demonio94]

ok i forgot to tell you u gotta use a mousetrap to catch the tsuchinoko, i would use multiple ones.. ok so after you get captured you lose the tsuchinoko, when you escape and get to the part with the waterfall, get ure equipment and leave the water fall, use as tranq gun to catch it and use thermal to see it

[MrStickNote]

easy place to catch it is the place with the electric fences. bolsayah past south or whatever the hell its called, but i guarantee you'll catch it your first time (based on my experiences).

[SilentEchoDono]

What the hell did you do to make him walk around in circles like that?

[diggitybanana45]

omg hes makin a right turn! lol

[DaxterFan]

XDDD stupid guard.

[HitmanSaukko]

which way you did get stealth camo?

[tricknsk8allday]

well done on getin all da kerotans, i hav infinity face paint but i dnt know wat it does. can any 1 tell me?

[priceyrp13]

infinity face paint just increases the camoflage percent by an extra 10%

[blangear]

infinity face paint gives you an unlimited amount of ammo for any gun

[desamate]

You can also get stelth by completing Metal gear acid and completing mgs3 then go to spetcial and if you did it right metal gear acid should appear

[gamerlegend]

You get stealth by either having 0 alerts or shooting 64 different kroatian frogs

[FABMRX]

how do u get the stealth

[zelda1109]

i got stealth and infinity face paint!!!

[Mr360flip]

HOw!?!?

[Mantrada]

thats awesome. I wonder if mr kojima knows about this

[diyamez]

how did you get the stealth thing?? O_O

[PoluxCastor]

just shoot to all te kerotan frogs or you must be never seing (no se como se diga visto) by the enemy