carlos mencia HBO half hour special part 3

[MrRockjock13]

Classly Close....Did not see it coming.

Great Post.

[Sakurashy131]

5:58

Lol I love KPOP, and a clip from MBLAQ sesame player WAS LIKE THIS LMAO

[BigPaulyG]

this is some funny fuckin shit i dont give a fuk who he stole this shit from . heluva a good fukin show . LMMFAOROTFFPsMSlf

[MrLuizord]

Star wars clearly states in the begging in bright yellow letters " A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" then talks about how e hates stupid people... sigh...

Otherwise great show...

[SuperAdamBaxter]

worst stand up ever

[tekbarrier]

@LcplHabon actually Star Wars was set in the past. Remember the scrolling message at the beginning? "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." Key phrase: a long time ago.

[lorddarkshadow0]

Don't worry it's not going down look at my comment on the first part

[PARADOXscopes]

whats snousages



[RedPaganPunk]

@PARADOXscopes

A snausage is a dog treat

[lunaluis14]

carlos se comio la verga, era maricon! jajaajjaajja xD

[nibargerswife51482]

i love the part when he put the hose on X-D

[cabrera9210]

I love you Carlos! Love your jokes!

[taker13angel]

you do that so well

[xLDKxClan]

affucka u a rook lika me

[arsan2127]

@Shatterhand89 i agree with u on that one now whoever disagrees is a phony lol

[tusharpant1986]

awesome



[TheKosuko213]

fuck you look like me lol hahahaha

[NOLIMITZ00]

LOL

[superkasper31]

man the mast part just killed me I started cracking up in the floor

I wonder wen his ganna make new stand ups

[TheFerret45]

hm hm hm hm........my kung fu hm hm

[brethart4life]

last part almost made me cry,so heartwarming,love mencia :)

[themurrrr]

"I'll eat the bola's, but the chile stays" WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for posting the vid, it totally cracked me up!

[xearo12]

FUCCKKK... YOU ROOKA RIKA MEEE!!!!

[VKSmovies]

LOL! Joke at the end was HILARIOUS!!!

[tob6661]

hands down my favorte comeden Carlos Mencia . i nearly died laughing cause he is funny. keep doing wat ur doing.

[ROBOTkw1]

Live Long and Prosper, fuckers! :]

[keemshakes]

How comes this video doen't play????

[lorddarkshadow0]

ok i had enough of this i put this video up for people to injoy it and laugh to it not to get pissed of about what he does i dont care what you say about him but if you guys keep complaining over this im gonna be left with no choice but to take the video down and if you hate him so much then why the hell did you watch the video your just pissing yourselfs off and im sorry to the people that havent done anything wrong i know its not fair but there leaving me no choice injoy the vid or leave thx

[metalfan0125]

@lorddarkshadow0 man dont take it down this shit is hilarous who gives a fuck what people think just leave it up for the people who actually enjoy it and ignore everyone else...thankyou for putting this up carlos mencia is awesome

[arsan2127]

@lorddarkshadow0 the hell with everybody ppl take things too damn seriously which is stupid of them the video is too funny to be taken down toall ppl who find this video offensive its just entertainment he doesnt anything he says if he did the audience would be all over him even tho he was accused of plagiarism just like @Shatterhand89 said He improved upon the original material just let this comic be jeez so ether enjoy the video or leave n keep ur bad and sensitive opinions to yourself thank u

[johnnyv718]

@lorddarkshadow0 These clips are freaking awesome bro don't take them down if people don't like it they don't have to watch it

[thuumper65]

@lorddarkshadow0 I agree with you 100% my friend, that goes with everything on Youtube. If you don't like it then Just don't look. Why comment on something or someone, that has nothing to do with it, like J/B so sick of all the Negativity. So I thank you for Your Post and allowing us to enjoy a good laugh And to everyone Else !!! as Carlos Would Say

" Fuck You Puto's " Just enjoy the Show !!!

[bball89]

The mask jokes killed me.

[ste666fan]

Suck his own dick joke , again from Bill Hicks

but still fucking funny

[ppd343]

You guys do know he stole the last 13 minutes from this off of George Lopez, word for word? He is a thief and constantly steals jokes. His career is now over because of this.

[wingzero7X]

@ppd343 Which act?

[vuikenshtein]

@ppd343 STFU and go watch George Lopez then.

[bbym0nkeyx33]

XD I look Asian with that shit toO! X3 ! I LOVE CARLOSS >:o

[Mathew4U2]

O M F G!!!!!!! laffing soo hard....

[Arobein]

"And that fucker was driving!" LOL Pissed myself!

[lavela12]

in the movie alive, the ppl was from URUGUAY, come on Carlos i though u was better than that. Funny shitt though

[lgbm777]

F*****ing funny as hell !

[Wolfiewolfwolf]

awww @ the end (:

[darkluv4vamps]

Hahahaa the joke in the end was good XDDDD

[JonVonD]

This guy is fucking pathetic.

[PervyJinx]

@JonVonD Who the hell are you to talk moron? xD! I'll bet you don't got half the life this guy does. Jesus I hate people like you, get a life senor. :D!

[X0luvskinnys0X]

@JonVonD you're pathetic, fuck you

[arsan2127]

@JonVonD n ur an idiot for sayin that lol

[GreekBeasto]

isn't star wars in the past ?

[LcplHabon]

@GreekBeasto Star Wars was set in the future. Yes, the movies were made in the 80's. But the story was in the future.

[Qwerty4594]

Aww he's so sweet

[vas198]

Thanks for this viedo...Laugh so much at it

[MissArmenta]

hey what year did this come out? Carlos looks hecka young

[goodlife404]

this is funny

[ranck21]

In the credits it sayd Jagit

[stevenkeister]

big ass doger dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[L2SB]

laughed my ass off!

[Pakman78]

he's good!

[krory91]

eating those dodger dogs lololol

[DeliciousMike]

LOL!!!!!!! @ the last joke during the credits.

Fuck that was good.

[pirri2005]

hahahahah this was fucking crazy!!!

[bpdexplorer129nc]

at 6:18 that had me rolling so much lol...

[Iceburg704]

lol

[algebra80]

with some taco sauce SEE YAA!!!!!!!

carlos es maricon se comio la verga!!! era maricon !!!!!jajaja

[koshevatsky]

4:52

what is snausseges?

[whowhatwhenwatch]

@koshevatsky hahahhahaha

[adiminikrusty]

small dog treats what look like mini hot-dogs

[individorig]

@koshevatsky little dicks  smh

[cyrilzero]

ive been watching this on limewore since i was like 12. still doesnt get old :)

[7361703]

look at the black guy he like " yyou do that so wellll" lol

[lilpaco2]

HAHA carlos ate the dick hes a fag HAHA

[cjammproduction]

hahah the only guy whit a mexican name, Chewe his fukking retarded it made me spill my soda roflmao xD

[Tafass]

lmfao. I love him.

butt. ummm.

KUNG FU IS CHINESE DUMBSHIT!

[yourmumgavemehead69]

No one cares retard. Stop finding minor things to sook about you douche nozzle LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[flyinganusinthesky]

@yourmumgavemehead69 yeah tell that fuckin idiot

[whowhatwhenwatch]

@yourmumgavemehead69 go man go! tell it like it is.

[BigThuggster]

"ILL EAT THE BOLAS BUT THE CHILE STAYS" fucken hilarious lol hahahahaha

[xXDANEILIOXx]

5:33 best part!

[bkraytchev]

GREAT STUFF LOL

[killen]

haha i love this guy!! the best hahahah

[nomli]

White Guys : HEy NOW WE RECOGNIZE YOU!!! loooooooooooooooooooooolll

[Juggalo972]

LMAO @ the Dahmer joke!

"They plump when you cook 'em! POP! POP! POP! My bologna has a first name!"

And the Mike Tyson joke, the staredown LMAO

Priceless!

[linux750]

HBO gets the best shows. DAMN, i wish i had the HBO channel(s) and a TiVO

[jezzmezz1]

that was OD funeee!!!!!!

[MrMadful]

hes one of the best comedians after my opinion

[scfranci]

Love u Carlos!! your frikenn awsome!

[camotoe99]

i lub Carlos MEncia in this stand up. His performance is outstanding, the accents he makes are good, the acts are badass.

[sec7or13]

the mask - LOL

[teajay925]

The mask part really is a good idea.... Hmmm. XD THANX FOR UPLOADING!!! (: ^^

[lorddarkshadow0]

no prob

[rwest1993]

Id suck myself off too XD

[y0yoab]

star wars was a movie about the past from a far away galaxy

[drgdrf]

It's nasty.

[phsftbl]

no homo but id suck me off too...no lie

[linoborsa]

fuck u look like me

[PopCherriesNotBombs]

lmfao im not gay but if i could suck my own dick i would ahahahahhhaha hilarious

[Raktoner]

I like how he always ends on that happy note.

BTW: The mask was HILARIOUS

[Michasku87]

He is good !!