Dexter best scene ever (astor)

[kakisdevidro]

que dó

[AnimationFlash]

I was so "what an idiot, lol" the first time I watch this scene.

[Slektet]

Strange girl standing in the bushes behind them at 0:30 :O

[OZORxORON]

No one likes you, Astor. NO ONE!

[buzzy0016]

@OZORxORON Lol i tought i was the only one who hated her character.

[OZORxORON]

@buzzy0016 Trust me, you're not alone lol.

[lordmusician]

LOL Epic Fail

[rockstar2k]

_uck i hate astor)

[Daisy64801]

um,i think her name is Aster....after the flower.

[gRomoZeka27]

@Daisy64801 No, her name is Astor both in the books and in the show.

[littlewittlepup]

@Daisy64801 No, its Astor

[ThePortugal1143]

u h4v3 n0 fr13nd5

[ThePortugal1143]

L0L & F41L

[MuriloShowtime]

SURPRISE MOTHA FUCKA

[BeanDentist]

ARGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[skegpit]

Astor is hot. U mad?

[trumpadour]

@skegpit Not unless you're 12.

[azzaman96]

"hey astor... SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKA!"

(pushes her in pool)

[CooCurrent]

Worst scene! (if you know what I mean)

[bethroxy]

Astor was sooooo annoying :/ Especially in seasons 4 and 5. Grrrr

[buzzy0016]

@bethroxy Astor is the younger version of Debra Morgan.She's a bitch.

[cheapcape]

fuck dexter, hail leatherface!

[hsdead]

@cheapcape u kidding, right?

[lalaala12345]

I miss Rita :(

[iPodtouchkid2011]

Lmao xD

[BadSilence1]

Rita & kids were anoying, lila also. Lumen was the best

[codymdawson]

@BadSilence1 whaaat!! lumen was annoying!!  rita is da booomb!!

[AkatsukiDad]

@BadSilence1 Are you kidding me? Lumen was super-annoying, all she did was whine and whine and I WANNA KILL SOMEONE then whine again. Jesus, I almost quit the fcking series cuz of her. Worst season ever.

[TheSaintFisher]

I want a son...not a doughter , than she comes home prago , whatcha gonna do !??!?!

[harikays1992]

Hahahah I remember laughing so hard when I watched this :P

[agravatedgorilla]

Dexter fail :(

[Armonis]

Facepalm.

[somewhatd]

I'M SO HUMILIATED

[gallina098]

oh i meant this:

watch?v=UjPrtmK2ZS0

^^

[gallina098]

a very funny scene is in season 1 "Love American Style". dexter is watching a romantic movie with rita, she starts to weep because of the movie, he whishes to weep like her and thinks "maybe if i don't blink my eyes will tear up" and makes a creepy face XD, then he thinks is a good idea to give her oral to make her ""feel better"" XD

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"La Pasión"

LMFAO

[IIVikingII]

God i forgot how annoying Rita and the kids were. 

[FutbolGecko]

good thing hes an expert at killing otherwise his kills would go "hey whats that?" tranquilizer miss= FAIL

[berserker20008]

Astor is a wonderful kid ^_^ she's adorable 

[Boom55667]

well i thought it was funny...

[kusindan]

Astor is such an emo...

[Darkwildchild]

I love how he uses the fact that she was wearing a bathing suit as an excuse. lol I would've said the same thing.

[infectedkoozer]

Astor whats that?

[Meepdababy]

@infectedkoozer His step daughter who he pushed into the pool

[infectedkoozer]

@Meepdababy i know i know hehe i was just repeating Dexter's line :D

[BakingPizza]

LOL @ that creepy girl at 0:25 wth?

[playnintendovideos]

@BakingPizza holy shit she is creepy

[angelica462]

Oh no, i was pushed in a pool at a pool party. How humiliating!

[Them0uzer]

Becoming one of that guys :D

[billytamer]

you know, for a guy trying to blend in and learning how to be normal, being with an older lady who had been raped and has 2 kids was NOT the best choice for a mate.

[MobiusX]

hahaahah

[12358trece]

socially awkward Dexter

[BlindGuardian271]

@12358trece S.A.D.

[Eckkitausnd]

LOL I had a video with doakes open in another tab and exactly as the boy was pushed in the water he said "Surprise motherfucker" XD

[IRavmaNI]

Im so humiliated! STFU ASTOR YOUR WEARING YOUR SWIMSUIT NOW GET IN THE POOL!

[crabsign]

Astor is a pain in the arse like Rita!

[BLAHisBACK]

@crabsign *was

[crabsign]

@BLAHisBACK --- OK, "WAS"......lol

[evry1luvsJewls]

oh i remember watching this was so awkward

[WEZZDEMCH]

what a cry baby



[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

OMG i just watched this ep.

[GuyWithChainsaw666]

HUMILIATION!

[CapitanOHYEAH]

0:28 SOON

[TheGuardianCore]

I miss Rita <3 I hope Dexter starts seeing her in his mind too.

[qkinia]

I'm a girl and I don't get that. Why was that so humiliating? :P

I'd laugh.

Love Dexter anyway :D

[grimmjowjaggerjacks0]

@qkinia a boy she liked was with her at the party.

[qkinia]

@grimmjowjaggerjacks0 I know that, but still... Ok, nevermind :D

[Andreirar1]

lol



[redzer06]

astor was a little bitch

[Ropeburnable]

Rita's death was terrible and everything, but I'm really happy Astor's gone; I couldn't stand her.

[ESA601]

poor dexter !

[kbotpop]

lolllllll astor is so stuck-up

[St1ckm3npwn]

thats so awkward xD

[TheInstantClassic1]

Ugh I could stand Astor in Season 4 and 5. I know she's a kid and all and the unfair tragedy that happened to her, but god, why'd she have to be a lil brat to Dexter?

[habtell93]

HAHAH poor dex.

[Ayirametie]

Like this if you agree that Astor is a mean bitch...

[ShiniRyuk]

I can't stand Asshat or whatever her name is. Please don't come back - ever. Why he had to take them for awhile in season 5 is beyond me. All they did was get in the way of the storyline.

[TierraRuth]

@ShiniRyuk I died laughing at "Asshat" LOL

[TheZombieCakes]

I am so glad they got rid of Rita and her kids I hated them

[thing341]

how does that embarrass you at all??!!

[rollacosta41]

haha

'im so embarrassed"

[xSilverdoxxx]

what a nooob!

[TheMrMarvellous]

I don't see what he did wrong..

[LeBronForTheWin]

@TheMrMarvellous He got her hair wet I guess? That's a retarded thought but I think that's what happened. Nobody will know or understand what women think, ever.

[GoldPockets]

The girl in the background looks creepy. 0:25

[debunker1905]

what a little bitch, typical spoiled women, will grow up to be such a fucking annoying whore

[rayjayo]

@debunker1905

The funny thing is, she humiliated herself by saying "Im so humiliated"after dexters stupid action...

[misterhed]

LOL 0:04. Quickly looks around to see if he's supposed to laugh. Sees his wife. Imitates.

[Mrcomentz]

@misterhed LMAO...this Michael Hall... 

[Foxist101]

lesson. boys are more fun then girls.

[darkria4]

@Foxist101 Too bad not all girls are like that >.>

[t3hxl337xnub]

@Foxist101 not sex-wise!

[cartens33]

@Foxist101 I think it was an age thing. I still don't get how it would be embarassing to be pushed into a pool, though. Astor's a dumbass.

[MMusashi420]

@Foxist101 Boy are more fun.....then girls come along and are fun as well. Lol grammar.

[captainjotaro]

FUUUUU

[normanjpcz]

"I'm so humiliated" ... I fucking hated Astor's puberty ... felt like killing her every second :)

[Juampi999]

@normanjpcz me too

[RazrHack]

@normanjpcz Try watching Durham County. Three fucking seasons of the little daughter and I nearly put a gun in my mouth. Amazing series otherwise, thank fuck the little daughter was only featured for two minutes of every season.

[normanjpcz]

@RazrHack Sounds spectacular! But for my sanity I'd rather not to:)

[ProgressiveAudio]

Isn't this scene from Star Trek Generations?

[scythe515]

@ProgressiveAudio

Dexter needs an emotion chip too.

[mari190382]

aah aaah aaaah 

[nightdevil6666]

i always fuckin hated that bitch glad she died not to long after they got maried

[SephirothCrescent0ne]

The girl in the bushes is the Dexter version of the Three Men and a Baby ghost

[anjelica1129]

I agree! best scene ever!

[TeamObsi]

Anyone ever feel embarrassed when it comes to awkward moments like these?

[GARLlCjr]

@TeamObsi

yes

[emokiller907]

This was just too funny when I saw it the first time, Dexter can be so awkward sometimes lol I can really relate to him.

[FahadRyu]

those situations comes to me.

[lookatlook]

i dont get it

[ParkinsandLynch]

DAD FAIL

[xXnXnXnXx]

@scoves9484 I almost shit my pants when I saw this.

[GoldenFlither15]

XD I love you, Dex! Too funny.

[KeMuLish]

poor dexter being aserial killer just isnt the same nowwa days

[Raufjed]

Funny

[WLegacy30]

Hahahaha. That was funny. I love this show. He should have told her, "Chill out. If a boy likes you, he would have spoken to you by now."

[FrankEast99]

0:25 creeper be creepin in the background

[thatguywithnickname]

u mad?

[Mynameiszen]

love how fast he says Esther whats that

[3rixtat3]

this made me cringe soo bad.i actually felt embaressed.

[toontownsrs]

SO CRINGEWORTHY

[Marco065]

I feel stupid to ask,, but why is she so humiliated, and why is the mother so shocked?!

[missmerryhappy]

@Marco065 He unintentionally pushed her in front of the "cool" neighbor boy she was crushing on. And only a mother would understand why their preteen daughter would be so embarrassed.

[paliwodaaa]

LOL Dexter

[Fridashaha]

Haha



[SAIFKO20]

loooool



[aks19880]

his laugh at 0:07 is epic. Great acting, really pulled off the character of dexter in that scene. His pretentious laugh just makes you wonder how unattached he really is and the innocence with which he pushes astor. hahahaa funny

[XeroAya]

why is there a girl hiding in the bushes...

[darthander52]

@XeroAya shes a spy.

[DarkXxXJack]

@XeroAya O.o you are right..creepy..

[reasonformirrors]

@XeroAya She's the Big Bad for season 7. I hear they're going to do a montage that shows her hiding somewhere once in every season. Then she kills Dexter in the season finale.

[chimemonster]

@XeroAya

shes stalking the serial killer who kills the serial killers who . . . . . .

[DBZfallOFman]

@XeroAya she knows the trick "hey whats that?" all too well

[eminem4436]

@XeroAya A serial killer following in Dexters footsepts maybe? Oh wait SPOILER ALERT!

[ModernaTankar]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. the funniest scene ever in Dexter! :D

[MrHebehebe]

he touched her butt.

[NeosMetalist]

:D