My husband can only dump at home. He'll drive home from a job site 45 minutes away just to go to the bathroom. But sometimes he takes a nap while he's home too. It's pathetic when you've been with someone so long that you're walking through the mall and can look at their face (which is contorting) and know they have to poop... I have no sympathy. He can just go at the mall or wait till I'm done shopping! Now isn't that sweet of me? :P
::Achem:: Ya' know Kevin, I work for NBC Universal in Chicago for The Jerry Springer Show. If you're ever in town, I've got some VIP tickets with your name on 'em (if BabySitterofNalts can watch the kids).
Do any of your kids come running from their bedrooms into your living room buck naked, then throw their arms out in the air and say "TA DA!!! Look at my penis!!!!!"
Maybe I should make a "just for Nalts" video. Let's see, an atheist debating a Mormon over which is the best Nalts video, while slamming beers and farting up a storm.
OK, maybe that needs a little work, but I think I'm on to something. ;-)
You can always tell when a kids normal curiosity has been responded to in a natural and accepting way -- they say things like "look! he has a penis!" in front of god and everybody -- hahaha!
HAHAAHAAA! Somehow, I figured you already had some paraphernalia for "The Office".
Now for the horse... I wish I had a camera with me the day I was listing a house on 6 acres, and looked out the back windows to see a large bull with umm "appendage" hanging all the way to the ground! No exaggeration! I actually cracked up. All professionalism just went out the window.
your kids know the word penis..... good teaching!!!!!
randeeisthename 11 months ago
gFFAWW!
G0aFreak 1 year ago
nice 5 iron!!!
RCizlegit 2 years ago
Haha, fave and 5 stars for the ending. HE HAS A PENIS!
pickles565 2 years ago
HE HAS A PENIS I SEE HIS PENIS
lol
chsiao999 3 years ago 10
Totally can relate to how that can just happen heh heh
2of6Solutions 3 years ago
lmao, love the end .
hahahahaha
**KISSES**
ASECONDCHANCEAROUND 3 years ago
hahha the last part "he has a penis I see his penis" hahaha :D xD
CecoBg3 3 years ago
two penis videos is that allowed?
tickanie 3 years ago
That last part was classic! Kids say the darndest things!
boobtubious 3 years ago
Oh and um... when they say he has a penis. Do they mean the horse like animal or are they referring to someone else? I'm not certain.
specklefrog 3 years ago
Well I'm glad HE has a penis. It'd be a whole nutha story if SHE had one.
specklefrog 3 years ago
Hahaha!
htmlbandit 3 years ago
lol he has a penis!
stickmania58 3 years ago
penis, penis, penis
biblegirl7 3 years ago
I have a difficult time taking a dump while on vacation.
NutCheese 3 years ago
My husband can only dump at home.
biblegirl7 3 years ago
My husband can only dump at home. He'll drive home from a job site 45 minutes away just to go to the bathroom. But sometimes he takes a nap while he's home too. It's pathetic when you've been with someone so long that you're walking through the mall and can look at their face (which is contorting) and know they have to poop... I have no sympathy. He can just go at the mall or wait till I'm done shopping! Now isn't that sweet of me? :P
biblegirl7 3 years ago
Try fiber?
specklefrog 3 years ago
Mr. Nalty, I didnt know you liked the office!!!
lol. The ending was...........unexpected....
ravenez0 3 years ago
He has a penis, I see his penis!
MikeMarino 3 years ago
That's a pizzle
nalts 3 years ago
did you see his penis
wasserbrunner 3 years ago
wow.talk about release the beast....
Lindy822 3 years ago
he has a penis !!!
cphellp 3 years ago
I SEE HIS PENIS!!! xD classic
Jenna10227 3 years ago
the ending was classic.
-Brent
ItsBrent 3 years ago
That thing is a flaccid whale dong.
jewbie999 3 years ago
: )
islandGAL7 3 years ago
he has a penis?
LawrenceofMines 3 years ago
hahaahaaaa
KaiToTheN 3 years ago
LMAO I just laughed so hard it hurts. "He has a penis! I see his penis!"
ClumsyBumsy 3 years ago
You has 1337-ness Mr. Nalts.
You must get 20 videos sent to you ever day.
I heard in a chat string that they are plannin to give you a back transplant?
( turns head and nods )hope ya feel better soon ! Ryan.
MikeWysong 3 years ago
Insert spine here
nalts 3 years ago
O, horse poo and penis, that jumped up the rating!
krazykizza 3 years ago
::Achem:: Ya' know Kevin, I work for NBC Universal in Chicago for The Jerry Springer Show. If you're ever in town, I've got some VIP tickets with your name on 'em (if BabySitterofNalts can watch the kids).
BrettTheIntern 3 years ago 2
Oh you're kidding. I'd make a special trip to Chicago to get into springer!! OMG OMG.
nalts 3 years ago
Well, even if you weren't able to make it down, I'd still insist on hooking you up with a shirt. After all, you did get me my job with Flix 55.
BrettTheIntern 3 years ago
Oh no!!! Nalts on springer? Imma lose it for sure! It would be too hilarious!
gmswife 3 years ago
This certainly fits the unexpected clip at the end rule
mattlaw25 3 years ago
OMG! He has a penis! :o)
xjasongarciax 3 years ago
Hackin' impressive! Lol!
gijoedaisy 3 years ago
ahhaha sorry nalts but the pony at the end and the kid crying "he has a penis" was the best bit of the vid my sides where splitting!!! xD
princesslucyx 3 years ago
wow my god!!
1994cg 3 years ago
Jesus had a penis, its aaallll goood
TheDailyMonk 3 years ago
HAHAHAAAA!
biblegirl7 3 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago 2
I want a box of decapitated Dwight bobbleheads.
valerie2776 3 years ago
LMFAO! That poor pony's probably thinking "Well shit.. You should have knocked or something".
Nice pony penis, Nalts. lol
moviegasm 3 years ago
waka waka waka
winger1212 3 years ago
Yup. That's a penis.
Chandlerbin2006 3 years ago
Do any of your kids come running from their bedrooms into your living room buck naked, then throw their arms out in the air and say "TA DA!!! Look at my penis!!!!!"
If not, you're lucky.
sukatra 3 years ago
I saw a tallywhacker.
HappyCabbie 3 years ago
Lol@ tallywhacker!
gmswife 3 years ago
haha you show a l33t dwarf horse after saying something about irregulars... how offensive xD jk
goose1977 3 years ago
Maybe I should make a "just for Nalts" video. Let's see, an atheist debating a Mormon over which is the best Nalts video, while slamming beers and farting up a storm.
OK, maybe that needs a little work, but I think I'm on to something. ;-)
CousinoMacul 3 years ago
The end was funny
jacklestein 3 years ago
wow Kev that was uh... interesting... you are a strange man... strange indeed...
aslanenlisted 3 years ago
Hah hah! Complete randomness!
guitarchick25 3 years ago
You can always tell when a kids normal curiosity has been responded to in a natural and accepting way -- they say things like "look! he has a penis!" in front of god and everybody -- hahaha!
liz1060 3 years ago
i could sneak you some stuff off of airplanes, what you want?
bubbabrand 3 years ago
HAHAAHAAA! Somehow, I figured you already had some paraphernalia for "The Office".
Now for the horse... I wish I had a camera with me the day I was listing a house on 6 acres, and looked out the back windows to see a large bull with umm "appendage" hanging all the way to the ground! No exaggeration! I actually cracked up. All professionalism just went out the window.
biblegirl7 3 years ago
At least you can treasure the memory
nalts 3 years ago
But a video would have been SO much better!
biblegirl7 3 years ago
umm ok yoir kid is talimg about horse penis's
summerwizz 3 years ago
horse penis was totally new lmao :p dont fool us:D
hartnell114 3 years ago
NO PORN ON THE INTERNET!! Nalts, you know better lol. JK
Cruton14 3 years ago
Uncle Kev,
-gross.
goodnight,
XEM
myWORLDizDIGITAL 3 years ago
wow
ZanessaForever14 3 years ago
???
JimmerSD 3 years ago
wow
itsmatt0 3 years ago
HE HAS A PENIS...
wow, your kids are messed Nalts.
SlightlyNotorious 3 years ago 2