Pure Michigan: Winter Virgins

[firedbluex]

Gosh I love this messed up state. <3

[airthief36]

Michigan; where you can wear shorts and a coat at the same time and its normal.

[guyNbluejeans]

Michigan contributed so much to the war efforts by way of turning the auto assembly lines into tank and jeep lines and such. Yet how often one hears Californians boast that "if California were a country it would be the 7th most powerful economy in the world." Of course what they leave out is that if a poor state like Mississippi were to have had all the federal $ pumped into it the way California has had over the decades, they could make the same boast. Point is that some criticism is unfair.

[laymelow]

miss debra fox- sounds like you need to get off ur stretched marked ass and do something with your life! Not our fault your lame and sit around 95% of your life bitching!!! get up and do something

[laymelow]

i m with you cataskisince!!!

go wings!!! nothing like a cold winter day heading down the river side walk to "The JOE"

Freezing my nutts off to watch lidstrom and the boys break some goalies ego!!

[missdebrafox]

Anyone that loves Michigan is FROM michigan and knows nothing else. Since I moved here, I am in the house- 95% of the time. I spent my 20's inside, making crafts. I can't wait to MOVE.

[RYZEDetroit]

@missdebrafox if you're in the house 95% of the time, that is your own fault not Michigan

[airthief36]

@missdebrafox Go outside ya wimp.

[MrDrugist]

@missdebrafox pussy

[Cataskisince07]

GO WINGS!!!

[TeHNyboR]

I'm from east side, but I go to school on the west side, and West Michigan has the most bat shit insane winters I've ever seen. My car was literally frozen the other day...took me 20 minutes to chip away enough ice to get inside and start it up!

[Fireupatree]

winter??.....what fucking winter

[l337gr33k]

@Fireupatree the winter that hit us last night

[SuperSportSS]

@l337gr33k Yep. That half inch kept me stuck inside all day. Front door wont open because of all the drifts. :(

[l337gr33k]

@SuperSportSS lol we got probably 6 inches

[KeriWriter]

you may think I'm crazy, but I miss it! My hubby and son got to come back up while I stayed home :-(

[GoTVWebVideo]

Been to Colorado ? I am from the U.P. ( yOU PEE - tHEY PEE ) yoOPERs have more fun.. and snow.. and Ice Fishing with Beer ! Yep.. Flatlanders in Colorado see 80 degrees at noon and 28 degrees and 2 feet of snow.. by 5pm ! Fun..most of time. Cheers. Love the movie.

[Zen53GT]

You know you're from Michigan when you keep a snow brush in your car year-round. Better safe than sorry!

[flash132222]

too bad we haven't gotten any snow this year in Michigan :(

[Zen53GT]

@flash132222 Yeah. Just slush that goes away in a day.

[ZAKANDWHATARMY]

I made a parody song of Winter Wonderland about winters in Michigan. If you find this video amusing I HIGHLY suggest you watch my video/song. I'm a comedian. I live to make you chuckle. Michiganders 4 life yo.

[IvySkyGem]

so true!!

[hoeksemaj20081]

I'm proud to live in Michigan

[Alis70s]

ahahaha im english and moving to MI next year this made me laugh loads! deffo going to have to buy some warm clothes though :/

[AmoHorses]

@Alis70s Yeah you will!! Although we still haven't had any snow that has freaking stuck! :/

[lesthetiger]

@Alis70s The basics are it's colder in the winter and hotter and more humid in the summer

[yarenzohawk13]

right now, it looks like we will only be dreaming of a white Christmas :(

[rcatfoshizzle]

Yyeeeeeeeea go michiganderrrrrs

[malisha101proof]

Ahhh home

[azariahdavidfricke]

michigan fuckin rules!!! if u cant stand our winters then move!!!!

[Steveperry1981]

@azariahdavidfricke Nice language Charles, and you did move.

[firesinjapan]

good ol michigan

[Sk8guy238]

Go michigan!!!!!

[DocWyrd]

It's like they videotaped my hometown. Especially that thing with the crazy assholes driving like it's a contact sport.

[OppsTypo]

lol this crap is such a lie......its december and we havent had ANY snow yet.......well atleast in the south east side we havent....

[jessiexnx]

@OppsTypo I'm near detroit. We have enough snow to kill 2 suns. What on earth are you talking about?

[OppsTypo]

@jessiexnx im in taylor and we just got some snow...but its already melting after a day

[jessiexnx]

@OppsTypo Ohhh Michigannn, some parts it has snow up the ASS, other parts, it's like the friggin' sahara.. .

[OppsTypo]

@jessiexnx lol exactly how michigan is....

[CGBkingbuff]

I'm not a crazy bastard, I'm just one of the few people who actually knows how to drive.

[eternasapphiremoon81]

@CGBkingbuff Not to mention probably one of the few people who are smart enough to get a vehicle with 4-wheel drive just in case we DO have that major snowstorm...and at least we don't go "OMG snow warning!" Then rush to the store to clean it out of bread, water, and toilet paper... :P

[KryztalKitsu]

I can so drive in the snow...

...at 5mph! ;)

[magzerz16]

This is so very true..... I still love Michigan though. No place like Michigan, where the weather changes like every ten fucking minutes. <3

[OppsTypo]

@magzerz16 if you told that to people outside of michigan they wouldnt believe a word you say.....

[magzerz16]

@OppsTypo Probably not, they'll have to come see it for themselves. Well, no, nevermind. I hate tourists. DX

[Moleperson15]

@magzerz16 Wrong, Wisconsin is so much worse

[magzerz16]

@Moleperson15 I wouldn't know. I've never been to Wisconsin.

[domiNATEshots12]

@magzerz16 "hey i just took off the top on my jeep....*looks out window*  its snowing"

[jgabbs1]

80% of Americans say "oh shit" when they hit ice. The other 20% are from Michigan and say "hold my beer and watch this shit!"

[jessiexnx]

@jgabbs1 We aren't hicks? We're not even that "country-fide". What the fuck? I'm pretty sure your talking about our neighboring state, Ohio :]

[kives1985]

@jessiexnx

I think we're pretty hickish. I mean, deer season is like a holiday around here. It's just our hickish doesn't sound like Kentucky, it sounds like either Sarah Palin or the Super Fans from SNL depending on how far north you go. We were way more orange and own way more guns than the people in Kentucky. Plus we got tons of anti-government weirdos running around forming militias.

[jessiexnx]

@kives1985 Lmfao xD

[pmsteamrailroading]

@kives1985 But remember....Every one of those huge varmints that other people call deer, that gets gunned down during firearms season. Is one less to run out right in front of my car. (Kent county has more car deer collisions than any other county in the US)

[gerfall]

@jgabbs1 That had me in tears man.

[mikecingr]

@jgabbs1 Rum and Pepsi!...lol

[jcrazyjj]

@jgabbs1 80% of Americans make up stupid ass comments like yours. The other 20% sit here and think how fucking dumb you are.

[BenkeiNoKin]

Dude that is Maestro's, I go there All the time man! Your awesome!

[hbunnie1120]

except the crazy bastards in their trucks and SUV.... HA hahaha...

[Harlet1991]

so true:]

[MrLorraine10]

that's me i drive all winter long like it's my first winter even if the roads are dry because you never know if there is a patch of ice just waiting to make you slide off the road.

[mathesonm2010]

I live in Michigan and it pisses me off to see people drive like turtles when it first snows. It is like everyone forgot how to drive in snow!

[TheMightyMcClaw]

Baw, I miss my home state now.

[KeriWriter]

I miss Michigan...my husband and son are going back to visit family in a few days while I'm stuck here in AZ!

[Patriot4132]

@KeriWriter Just rub it in that you are in AZ and we are stuck up here in bullshit lol

[Cowtipper4957]

this happened today

[ohryan9872]

Im from Michigan, I love Michigan, but these video are so funny I love them lol

[Starrman69]

Yep, it's that time of year again....

[jaytwarren]

i know where that ass holes house is

[supergirl71012]

my funny video of the week on my blog (: haha. this is so true. loudren.tumblr.com

[fiverrah5]

Pure awesome! And so true.

[hodonkain]

I live here in Michigan... Who the heck is Clark Griswold? People here don't usually put up Christmas lights because their too lazy. Like me.

[MsTahlya]

@hodonkain Clark Griswold is Chevy Chase's character in Christmas Vacation

[B1ackSoulja]

@hodonkain you have never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation or any of the National Lampoon's Vacation movies? there is some house that out do it like that. I would hate to live on the same street as them. you would never get any sleep.

[RalphCQ]

70 assholes who have more Christmas lights on their house than Clark Griswold.

[alldaye5]

So true lmao. This was shot right by my house!

[alphornjohn]

OMG - LOVE IT!



[gerdtbon1]

I love it I lived in Traverse City, Mi. for many years, and miss the area.

[boileroperator]

Good stuff.

[atreyu852011]

Its like that in pretty much any state that gets heavy snow fall

[violentlogic]

It's not winter until the ER treats the first prostitute with frost bite of the season...

[18jakelafreniere]

This is the funnyest stuff i have ever heard in my hole life, I lived in the upper peninsula for 20 years. All this is so trueee. Then you hear (If you dont like the wather wait 5 mins.) Hahaha. (:

[MarekStanczakJr]

I swear 16 mile is a wreck during the winter, and summer too when they put up cones but don't do work 2 months later.

[gerfall]

@MarekStanczakJr Good old 16 mile and Schoehnerr,

[mmmkkll]

@gerfall HOLY CRAP I LIVE AT 18 AND VAN DYKE

[gerfall]

@mmmkkll I used to live at 15 and Utica. I live all the way the Van Dyke expressway now, Near Imlay City.

[BurnedPeace]

@mmmkkll Used to be at 24 and van dyke, now I live at 10 and van dyke. LOCALS UNITE!

[johncoct]

LUV FROM FLA!! 

[dwaynekilbourne]

Oh how I miss a Michigan winter...

[jutstravels]

"it can kill a senior citizen in under 2 minutes"

[g3mmersl9]

"Their first touch of snow is so cold and blistery, that it can kill a senior citizen in 3 minutes" -lol

[XXChicagoGuy]

This guys voice is fucking annoying. And half of these videos look like they were shot in the shitty blue collar suburbs of Detroit where life IS shitty and mediocre. I guess he's right.

[kaox44]

...I can say the same thing about the Minnesotans who drive like it's their first winter every year.

[kak775]

Some of it is real

[FredFrick16]

Ain't always true But, maybe close

[RougeSanta]

i love michigan no matter what....mmmm white castle

[johnnyxlopez]

I'm from Windsor, Canada (right across the border from Detroit) my mom was born and grew up in Grosse Point even I can relate to every single video on here cause I`m over there so much hahaha

[k2skater319]

I live in michigan and I am proud of these videos.

[everythingfive]

@Manatee1208 well fuck go watch sum other fucking vid ok damn damn fuck fuck

[iimdudits07]

JEfferson!

[kak775]

Hahaha FAKE

[manatee1208]

WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. IF NOT FOR ALL THE CUSSING IN IT. TOTALLY NOT NECESSARY. USING GODS NAME IN VAIN FOR ONE, HOPE IN THE FUTURE YOU USE SOME COMMON SENSE.

[kfortin400]

@manatee1208

Your preaching to the wrong choir....99.9% of the viewers watching John's videos enjoy them, they laugh...but you, gotta make a big deal about it, bringing religion into the picture where its not necessary. GO WATCH OTHER VIDEOS IF YOUR OFFENDED ASSHOLE

[swalte6325]

@manatee1208 Get your religious babbling out of here please. Thank you very fucking much

[k08jh02]

@manatee1208 freedom of speech. freedom of religion. that's common sense. not everyone believes what you do so you're in no position to tell someone not to use Gods name in vain.

[k08jh02]

@manatee1208 freedom of speech. freedom of religion. that's common sense. not everyone believes what you do so you're in no position to tell someone not to use Gods name in vain.

[Ms1LadyJ1]

@manatee1208 Fuck you. It's called freedom of speech, and it's guaranteed by the Constitution. These videos are for entertainment. If you don't like them, no one's making you watch them. Go elsewhere. You are allowed freedom of religion--guess what? I'm allowed FREEDOM FROM YOUR RELIGION, ASSHOLE!

[elhockey1]

@manatee1208 Turn that caps lock off, read the constitution, and keep your ignorant comments to your self. You are either a pathetically poor troll, or worse a childish jackass who claims moral superiority by quoting a book was written by bronze age sheep herders that doesn't condemn slavery and teaches you how to own a woman. Apes in the zoo would be embarrassed to be related to a person that exhibits such behavior.

[Ajfinkey]

@manatee1208 Oh calm down lol

[iNfEchelon]

LMAO this is my favorite one! so trueee

[chasingsh0res]

ALL these parodies are so true.

[xXKillaBoiXx]

this is more informative than the real pure michigan comercials

[shmoo1000]

This is so good

[DynamitePanda]

LOL, TRUE...

[karekarr]

I love Michigan. And missing it everyday... even the crazy ass weather inconsistency. Who wants to trade? Lol summer weather and hot temperature everyday is no fun

[Jordanxcrunkxcore]

@karekarr You're my hero. I moved from Michigan to the high desert of Colorado, and from there to SoCal, as much as I hate snow I miss the cold Michigan winter.

[karekarr]

@Jordanxcrunkxcore I moved to the PHILIPPINES so the weather change is like day and night. Cheers to Michigan weather lol

[Morgeena14]

Gotta love Michigan weather. High 90's one day, low 60's the next.

[BigKB275]

Born and raised in Michigan. I'm one of those crazy bastards in their SUV's.

[briangossan]

BORN AND RAISED IN MICHIGAN...LOVED SKIING AND SNOWMOBILING/HUNTING FISHING/BOATING-SAILING...THE FOUR SEASONS UNTIL MY 50S...LOL...HELLO FLORIDA!

[dsnfldgfds]

@briangossan "idiots, pure michigan"

[boxtrap21]

I love Michigan !!!

[songflower16]

So true....Michigan i've lived here forever and i still cannot predict the weather

[TrackStar542]

OMG.....I know that house lololololol !!!!!



[hmn1217]

This...... is true. Gotta love Michigan

[mikecingr]

Awsome video!.....BTW...I am one of those Christmas people!...check out my videos!

[mikecingr]

Awsome video!.....BTW...I am one of those Christmas people!...check out my videos!

[mikecingr]

Awsome video!.....BTW...I am one of those Christmas people!...check out my videos!

[MrCaiterz]

HAHHAHA



[det123412]

This is so damn true!

[stusrt]

Best one yet

[giseba7]

This was pretty funny!

[givemefree50mplz]

i live in michigan and this is all true :(

[MrDetwaa]

@givemefree50mplz Yeah well I went to Cali for 6 months and I didn't hear anything but people complaining about hating living there and how they'd love to come live here in Michigan or Midwest. It's really not that bad here. I love it. And so should you. :)

[givemefree50mplz]

@MrDetwaa im just aggring with pure michigan :p

[monkeynuts76]

WHAT A FUCK HOLE~

[majormusicmajor]

Hahaha 0:21 is the ice cream shop i was just at(:

[funjaylee]

lmao.. this is fucking hilarious

[xyzqwa]

Hahahaha! 

[22sungho]

im during the puberty

[BelladonnaU2]

Bhahaaawahha!! I think some of those idiots live in Wisconsin too!! Fantastic!!

[BelladonnaU2]

Bwahhahahaaa!! I think some of those idiots live in Wisconsin too!! Fantastic!!

[downriverrat13420]

I cant fucking get enough of these

[flemingcasandra]

who is the voice on these

[kurdysj]

Michigander sounds gay! Not as gay as michiganian though! Thats why i just say im from detroit. Pure michigan

[diesmiling666]

and the next is god damn blizzard.. wahahaha

[mortalcottonslasher1]

I just moved to New England and had my first real winter in a while...we had like 7 snow days. Now I have to wait one more week to get out of school. -_-

[wii7036]

"Michiganders"? I thought it was Michiganian. Or maybe it was Michiganite... I can't remember which.

[Kushosaurus]

@wii7036 its michigander douche

[MrBitbyter]

@wii7036 It was michigander but due to stupid feminist we aren't that as an official name, but it's supposed to be michigander but the other name is michiganian. Trust me I would know.

[Piston2x]

omg priceless lololol

[alliexirish]

Yes, this video and all the other Prue Michigan parodies are funny BUT you guys do realize we are lucky?! East coast states got at least 40 inches of snow in winter 2010. Couldn't even leave their houses. We barely got anything.

[alliexirish]

@alliexirish Ahhh, I meant Pure Michigan*

[twweety9]

It snowed in april its being raining for a monh thats michigan whether for you

[footballking1122]

I HATE MICHIGAN! :P

[MrBitbyter]

@footballking1122 why do you hate such a great state?

[GloriaD5767]

Years ago, my mother used to complain about Michigan drivers. I guess it is true...

[randomhero713]

Gotta admit Clark w. Griswolds house looks good

[16goarmy]

real michiganders drive 4x4 trucks

[ninjajosh73]

IT FUCKING SNOWED IN APRIL. nuff said

[kathrynemilyxo]

if you aren't from michigan, you wouldn't understand. hahaha, this is so true!

[spongebia06]

58 are from florida our hawaii... They don't understand

[Ihitaparkedcar]

LOL I just drove by the area at 0:18 and today it was raining there.

[ProV1XXXV]

haha this was all shot in my area. its true! It was literally hot one day and snowing the next. Now it wont stop raining.

[blakea131]

yeah i hate the truck drivers they go soooo slow in summer but in winter they'll go like an average of five over...why? who knows...

[Mr4TeaParty]

I love these paradys. Keep at it...there is lot's to poke fun of. Politicians, stupid decisions, taxes on homeowners and businesses, the DNR, etc.

[nikebrad]

Oh my god the house!! I always pass it and the salt truck is true they come way too late!