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  • lol hes wackin off at the end

  • Didn't even finish watching. Master shots, POV shots, Over the shoulder ... lame indie filmmakers. Haha ....

  • LOL nice

  • well I guess the only thing that this bit of verbal runny shit proves, is that even openly gay man have the right to voice their opinion. He did a real good job of covering up the lisp,....but no matter what the conversation, a gay man will always find a way to talk about a dick,....just in case they get the oportunity to play with it. Didnt take him long ,...did it???

  • LMAO with still due respect to all COPS that do the RIGHT thing.!!:-)PEACE out.!

  • lame

    

  • fake fake

  • pretty funny, but there's just one thing: that guy speaks on the behalf of attractive people? what? by what right does an ugly person speak for me?

  • this is the biggest fail horrid attempt at being funny I have ever seen in my life. Dislike this garbage

  • Ugh. Another Jim Parsons wannabe. Clever dialogue but Sheldon cooper you are not

  • hilarious

  • greg!!

  • lmfao lard ass ahahaha

  • Thats what happens to smart asses.

  • This must be fake, otherwise the cop would have tazed him and emptied a can of pepper spray in his ass.

  • fake

    

  • @joakim101010 you don't say!!!!

  • okay Sheldon.

  • This is seriously awesome.

  • I watch this every day.

  • He sounds like sheldon lol wtf

  • It ended nicely, but the video was too boring to watch.

  • he reminds me of sheldon from big bang theory

  • @jayboessa HOLY SHIT I WAS THINKING THE SAME FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • INTERNET FIGHT. *flailing arms*

  • 1.This video is nothing more than idiots... showing off acting like they need to be the center of attention.

    2.This video isn't funny etc in any way so seriously.. why are there so many retards like these popping up everywhere..

  • @Viper6454 1. You are probably a cop. or

    2. You are a man cop's boyfriend.

     maybe even

    3. You are fat now or were fat as a kid. and

    4. Your childlike genitalia makes women laugh at you.

    I think its perfectly clear why you wouldn't like a video like this.

  • @Grimtheorist your probably trying way too hard to sound like the guy in the video you fuckin fagget

  • @jackery55 Ah, you must be Viper6454's man cop boyfriend.

    I was mostly just trollin' your lover when he tried to be clever and number the reasons why he was unhappy with this video. I numbered the real reasons.

    Now go eat a donut and comb your mustache you piggy-oink-bacon-mother-fucker­.

  • @Grimtheorist no wtf cunt? what you said was just really fuckin stupid like the video and piggy oink bacon mother fucker? That makes no sense and do you really think cops spend their time on youtube? your a fuckin idiot

  • @jackery55 You're a fucking idiot.

  • @Grimtheorist FUCKIN REALLY CUNT? BACK TO COPYING SHIT AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY TO YOU? YOUR A FUCKIN STUPID LITTLE CUNT AY IM SICK OF HAVIN A BULLSHIT ARGUEMENT WITH A KID FUCK OFF BACK TO CARTOONS YOU RETARTED FUCK

  • @jackery55 Its YOU'RE, not YOUR, you stupid fucking cunt.

    I just fucked your mom, she wasn't that great, but she said I was way better than you. Your dad then got jealous and tried to fuck me since he thought I'd be better at getting fucked in the ass then you, but I told him I'm not a fag like his gay son, so he got real sad. He has probably killed himself since then. Sorry for your loss.

  • i like toes

  • gay video

  • This sounds like Clerks 2

  • hahahahahaa thas why people all become cops and make crap for pay they got sick of getting beat up

  • AND SO GAY

  • SO STAGED!!!

  • I never seen so many dumbasses on one youtube video. Cops do their job because they were bullied younger? Give me a break. Show me your Ph.D in Psychology to back this up. Or are you just talking out your ass because you have been arrested for doing something you knew was wrong. I guess all you people are White Collar workers bringing home six digit figures who were studs in High School while dating the Cheerleader. Lol give me a break..

  • @BC1Dan I guess you are a person that has been lucky enough to not have a cop randomly decide to ruin your day. You think all the videos of police brutality are fakes or something? Lol give me a break. I guess you are/were one of the fat little kids with a small penis and you probably even dreamt of becoming a cop, but probably weren't sociopathic enough to make the cut... but that doesn't stop you from having a crush on cops, does it?

  • @Grimtheorist

    Thanks for proving that you're a fucking moron. In high school i was a RB/CB for my High School football team. I got a scholarship to T.Tech for Track but fractured my ankle my senior year. I graduated in 3 years with a Degree in Biomedicine and I'm now a volunteer firefighter while attending Paramedic school. I know their are bad cops in the world but I'm not ignorant to say all of them are. Thats like saying all whites are rapist and all blacks steal.

  • @BC1Dan Yeah right. I could make up some shit about myself too... but judging by the anger in your response, I think I was pretty on the money.

  • @Grimtheorist

    Because for some odd reason I would need to lie about the Fact that I attend Texas A&M and recieved my degree in Biomedicine, with the intent on attending Blinn College to get my Master Firefighter certification through a Fire Science Degree and also attend Paramedic School. Oh and you can also Google Commerce High School, TX which is where I went to school at.

    Oh and I'm in no shape or form angry, I didn't know you could read emotions through Youtube.

  • @BC1Dan No one cares dude, so you can shut up now...

  • @Grimtheorist

    You obviously cared, or else you wouldn't bother to call me out. You sound mad brah, now that you have been proven to be a imbecile

  • @BC1Dan Nope, I sure didn't care, and I still don't.

    I do, however, think its funny that you haven't denied being a porkster with a tiny wang, but you did wave a bunch of achievements around. Just sounds like over-compensating, lol. Bet you dive a real fast car too.

  • @Grimtheorist

    blah blah blah is all I'm reading. It's alright to be intimidated brah. Don't feel bad

  • @Grimtheorist

    But then again, nice job looking like a fucking idiot in front of the Youtube population.

  • ... this is what daddy did ... TOP COMMENT! I HAVE TO BEAT THAT NO TALENT RAP WANNTABE!

  • Time to get a new top comment :D?

    hmmm...uh....

    Mashed Potatoes

  • @RKBearPrductions Time for you to go outside and try to earn some real achievements :D

    hmmm....uh....

    Get a job.

  • @RKBearPrductions Shut the fuck up.

  • That is awesome and so true. Cops who just want to do their jobs are just guys doing a job. Asshole cops had some kinda emotional trauma from when they were younger. OR, they are simply just an asshole.

  • @TheRagingFoxhound the officer always has disgretion to write or not write a ticket , that copout about just doing their job is just that , a copout for being a prick.

  • @circusboy90210 So you are saying they chose a job that has the basis of being a prick so they justly be a prick? Nice. Someone does need to take care of some crime though. As far as getting pulled over for going a little too fast or for a taillight, they are there to ruin your time.

  • @TheRagingFoxhound that is no reason to be a prick while doing it. there is a reason why each and every one of those things this perp said rings true. because as eloquently and refined as the statments where they ring true about what cops really are deep down inside. childish jerks who whant retribution for how they got treated in high school. in my neighborhood most either became cops or crooks and the cops where the ones nobody liked and were jerks.

  • @circusboy90210 Not every cop is a jerk. Some really are nice and only mean when necessary. I have come across some real assholes though. Most seem to fall into the asshole category.

  • thank you makers of this video for perfectly summing up why it is 90% of police officers are police officers, thank you

    From London <3

  • I'd beat his condescending ass to

  • ill hiy him in tha face wit a baseball bat as hard as i can when i know he aint looking...and before i walk away imma ask him 'whos the bitch NOW''.

  • uuuuhhhhhhh 14 minute commercial

  • buwahahahaha, borderline retarded colossal hand job of a man.....

    ...i said i was sorry

    muwahahahahaha

  • I was attacked by 2 security guards you can see this on my channel

  • Lulz

  • Well no sh*t its fake! Its supposed to be funny, idiots!

  • Number one, the cop would never have let the guy talk that much to begin with, so ummm, bull **** LOL, nice try though.

  • The horrible fart I just did stinks less than this video.

  • old jokes. guy "playing" the cop could at least wear the badge in the right place. idiots.

  • Rob Halford?

  • fake

  • looool god i need a white friend when police satop me

  • funny, but not unexpected,

    especially when miniscule

    genitalia is brought up

  • This is what all americans are like

  • This is true for ALL these douche bags.

  • looks like sheldon when he talks, the way they moved their head

  • This is from the video web series called "Man in the Box".

  • @davidsawyerreviews Oh I know but still it iz a very close resemblance.

  • This video = FAIL

  • This guy reminds me so much of Sheldon Cooper.

  • Rigged if you can't see it by the first two

    seconds. Badge is on the wrong side on uniform, Driver idiot is reading his lines, and there is no present camera behind Officer.

    Have respect son, you'll keep your Teeth

    longer.

  • (acab!!) all cops are bastards..

  • Sounds like a gay, hippy, liberal, leftist moaning like a bitch until.... he get's robbed, then he's on the phone screaming for the Cops! like a Big Girl... 'help me!'

  • i feel like writing this shit down and memorizing it lol

  • its like an episode of southpark =P

  • Hilarious.

  • lame

  • Lol@ skaterdude

  • gayer than a bag of dicks! fucking waste of time

  • @1000cfm I've missplaced mine.  Was it in your bag? I've been told it tastes like chicken if that helps.

  • @1000cfm thats the best quote i have ever read lol

  • a skater says this to a cop he woulda been in a coma after the first comment

  • Since when is "handjob" an insult

  • SHELDON COOPER!

  • ROFL!! :)

  • This was hilarious. Loved it! :)

  • Sir Porks a lot

  • LOL THE BANKSTER ELITE

  • How wud they no that u are border line retarded

  • whats with all the dislikes this is genuis

  • youre an idiot

  • Haha " children probably called you names like Lard Ass and Sit Porks a lot, and that's not right." LOL

  • why bother fool

  • Thumbs up if u only listened to about 15 seconds an skipped to the part where he gets beat up an then was disappointed because it didnt actually show him getting his annoying ass beaten

  • this reminds me of gta lol

  • AHAHAHAHAHa

  • hahaha. funny

  • @AndreSouljaBoy helps if you spell it right

  • no top comment?

  • Nicely done!!

  • I watched an advert for this rubbish ?

  • ...and on behalf of attractive slender people everywhere....LOL.............­...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Super funny !!!!!

  • LOL

    

  • what just happened?

  • so fake

    

  • @parrothead672 It's SUPPOSED to be fake to prove a point.

  • @Brenniman65 must not get the joke, sorry i missed it

  • @parrothead672 obviously you twat

  • on behalf of attractive skinny people, we're sorry

  • Best part of the video 2:11

  • This is Another More Video Fake Retarded...

  • @TheBionemesis are you retarded?

  • all those words and he can still kick the hell out of you

  • This is a good reminder that not everyone can handle the truth. BTW - how were you able to read my thoughts? lol

  • what really happened

    watch?v=X3JiilljhOQ&feature=re­lated

  • Lol

  • He said he was sorry?!... well, maybe they can go on down to the White House for some beer?

  • THIS IS COPIED

  • @VERYevilVIDEOop and pasted

  • @VERYevilVIDEOop which is the original?

  • @jeganmic Man gets ass beat by cop

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    not.

    U fail.

  • Stupid

  • FAIL

  • actted

    

  • @GuNzPr01001 WAIT WHAT?!?!?! YOU MEAN IT'S FAKE?!?!?! HOLY DICK!

  • "sir porks-a-lot" lmao

  • Haha, very funny mate well done

  • Nice

  • Everything he said was true for the most part. There are a few decent cops though.

  • I like it.....that was awsome

  • DUDE the cop has a fuckin gun...do u want to get shot at.. -smartass... $shomari$

  • US = Retarded... Anyone know any coutry whre people there are called like that so often? The guy have one point.. It's an education system issue. ;-)

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  • @Trollek1984 you talk about education and you can't even spell correctly.. Nice...

  • @Chyrnobil Your sentense is contsructed bad too! And YOU are american I'm not! HAHAHA :D

  • @Trollek1984 Do you even know what a sentence is? moron

  • @Chyrnobil Yes... It is your weakness ;)

  • its funny cause it's true

  • Way to go cop,... kick his ass..... ^_^

  • All I know is that I have been harassed more by cops than helped by them.

  • Anyone else notice the ta zer marks on the cops neck?

  • I'm Not Fully Retarded, I'm Semi-Retarded.

  • and you get smart mouths who like to judge someone on how they look, you've heard the saying "dont judge a book by its cover" take it seriously, because one day you'll say something to the wrong person who you thought was a nice guy, but deep down hes a fucking killer and then you'll be sorry but it will be to late, thats why they say it, never judge a book by its cover, you'll stay safe this way

  • nice way to show your appreciation for all the things the police protect you from, its funny how you all complain about the things the police fuck up on but what about the things the police do right every day, do you hear about that? no you dont. Sure you get some bad cops, you get bad politicians, bad doctors bad everything you even get really ignorant and thick people who like to judge the police soley on the mistakes they've made without comparing all the good things they've done, sad world.

  • i don't see why you need to make a fake video like this there is sadly more than enough real one on here.

  • He didn't say "I think".

  • he realy talks to much

  • I would love to see this in real life lol. I woldnt stop laughing, even through the mace lol

  • This is why you should never Dr. Phil a cop

  • This is the white version of "How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police."

  • They should make all cops watch this!

  • Why so much police hatred? Lol. They're the ones you call to protect your ass. People who don't appreciate them don't deserve their protection and don't deserve to call them when they need something.

  • @Strid593 - We don't call them to "protect" us, but to report a crime, disturbance, etc. The citizenry are quite capable of protecting themselves, but our right to bear arms are continually being assaulted by a mentality that thinks it can "protect" us. Who do you think the government calls to protect THEM in a case of war? If you said "citizens", then there is still hope for you!

  • @Strid593 Yeah. I got into a three car pile up in my city, and it took an hour and a half for any police to show up on the scene. 3 cars drove RIGHT past our accident and none of them stopped to see if anyone was alright, or needed assistance. Most cops are just people who had a rough childhood, and enjoy having power over all the citizens now that they are older. Cops are only paid to give people tickets, which in turn gives the governments money. Swat ect are the real life savers.

  • I have NEVER paid a speeding ticket, but I was pulled over 30 times in 30 days 2 years ago. They're alright guys for the most part and I don't agree with this blanket classification of them all being dicks. They really are there to protect and serve and I've never been exploited, even when it was pretty obvious I should be jailed for some of the things I was doing. Stop breaking the goddamned law so much and you won't see them behaving like,"dicks."

  • his was still funny though lol

  • I have met a couple cool cops in my day. EVERY SINGLE OTHER ONE has been a dick. They think they are God's gift to mankind and have ego's much larger than their brains. They get behind that badge and gun and think they are better than everyone. Most barely passed High School. There will be good and bad like every profession, but law enforcement draws in people who want the power trip much more than those who want to help.

  • Some guy going on a rant isn't really funny.  Denis Miller makes more sense.

  • Personally, I just luv cops. Whenever I see them on the street, or on tv, or sometimes in the shower..on no wait..,I guess they just make me feel warm and fuzzy and all buttoned up and secure or some crazy shit like that.

  • Hilarious

  • Not all police are bad people like it use to be. This isn't the "Crack Generation" anymore people, move on! Some are still crooked though....Fuck politicians by the way. Juts thought i had to put thats out there so maybe no one would have a bitch fit over this comment...Pretty sure im done now...Go watch another video and stop reading this....Seriously just leave....Go

  • He looks like Nick Vujicic

  • Haha this vid is funny.

  • hilarious. i'm just gonna capture a copy of this video on my iPhone to playback for officers at future traffic stops I may endure.

  • Sheldon Cooper...lol