BEST OF GLA AUDIO TRANSCRIPTIONS

[Avelerion55]

The F.B.I. just knocked on my door...lol

[rundom32]

1:28 welcom to genitals online lmfao!

[OMGlers98]

welcome to genitals online XD LOL

[Borg639]

skybus storm has been launched the wind engineering. LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[CobStalin]

clinton has been captured

[CobStalin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!my daughter tanks!!!Obama trucks



[trojAny7000]

best strategy game ever i played

[junkrat1]

"I'm hungry"

[Project0Gamer]

1 People are a senator

[Fz0077]

welcome to genitals online = best part

[benutzer29915022]

Youtube is a genius!

[DerKopfsammler666]

"Democrats cannot be seen by any forces... when the economy gets near or at your command."

hmm... sounds legit.

[gohan40129]

my daughter tanks? clear minds? Lol

[MatureHotdog]

The radar defense provides the DNA with radar and candy. :D

[NowWithStuff]

It's not meant to be ultra serious... It's a game

[Oyrad58]

epic fail.... terrorist dont call themselves as "terrorists"...

[slashingraven]

Colonel Virgin has been captured

Welcome to Genitals Online

[joewongnz]

A beating has been placed

[RunaroundStar]

"Democrats cannot be seen by any forces and can be sent to detonate when the economy gets near" "Clinton has been captured" LOL!!! What kind of transcribe audio is this!?

[therealwouter]

bomb trucks = obama trucks

[trppmdm]

democrats cannot be seen by enemy forces and can be sent to detonate when the economy gets near or at your command XD

[iSTALKforCASH]

@trppmdm Oh god, this is so true haha

[VladiSSius]

welcome to genitals online

JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJA

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

0:41 obama trucks

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

janet,a new commitments it has been released=nuclear missle launched

lol

[ForlanceAbice]

0:19 The radar defense provides the DNA with Radar and candy of needed to preform the desk the....

What does this mean!?

[giggsth]

Obama trucks.

[Carx221]

Obama trucks... :D

[MrDrakir]

Ooo NO it's a storm of skybuses

[heilbeezlebub]

Why all of these political references? My guess is that they use some heuristic algorithm to try and figure out the context of the speech to help guess and transcribe the audio. It'll generate a list of words and give a certain weight to a group of words that have a common theme. Apparently, the common theme here was politics.

[deadSilencePredator]

"Workers can collect the times and your minds."

[kriszium]

Workers can collect my minds??? Naoooo!

[SkullSyker]

"Welcome to Genitals Online.."

No, no computer you got it all wrong,

Porn Time is at 10:30..

[xXXKUBUSIEKXXx]

Lets go to doctor = scud storm, WTH? D:

[JekaZMD]

Man these auto translate subtitles are something! The part about the democrats almost killed me :D

[killa2008wtf]

bomb trucks = obama trucks

[Kurjak93]

lmao

[tacticaldeathstrike]

I love Kenwar Khan's voice :D

[conijoo]

Genitals online OMG



[thearabsword1]

the one who talk is indian

i know that from his accent

[JefferyJeffJeferson]

DUDE YOUR MY HERO

[shrimpanzee001]

China's transcripts are funnier.

"I am big"

"I'm carrying the big gun"

"they'll never notice their money is missing!"

[NowWithStuff]

Some of the best and funniest RTS's ever made? YES.

[robisfantasticutube]

OH GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

[giggsth]

Democrats cannot be seen by enemy forces and can be sent to detonate when the economy gets near, or at your command.

LMAO

[Silversurfer0505]

Obama trucks ROFL

[mattsme]

This is epic XD

[thearabsword1]

WE WANT COMMAND & CONQUER GENERALS 2 .. WE ARE SICK OF THE TIBERIUM SHIT.. WE WANT THE >>>GLAs

[gerillamotherf]

u guys making fun of my accent :O

[rimlanin]

Holy shit! The obama trucks have agreed on more explosives!

[Manu0jedi]

Marauder tanks = my daugther tanks.... XD

[Pakwarrior1]

Dr. Thrax ;) hehehehehe :) hey dude post a voice recording of Dr. and General Juhziz as well :) they are so damn fun to listen to hehe :)

[CaraMello21]

its sounds like german or russians

[Smithers6650]

0:24 But what army DOESN'T need candy to function?

[panos22192]

THE DAMN OBAMA TRUCKS :D

[ivan55599]

lot of laugh for long time :D

[TechnologicsCo]

welcome to genitals online

[Blody1337]

lol Dr.Trax

[mark009vn]

0:07 senators are loaded with explosives

0:27 groups of civilian = groups of students(I wonder where they got pistols and fire bombs XD)

0:34 technicals = the coast guards

0:54 marauder tank = my daughter tank

1:05 the enemy = economy (damn u democrats!)

1:14 clinton has been captured

1:16 Jonh McCain has been captured

1:28 welcome to genitals online (I'm not joking, see for your self !)

It's also seems like the transcript really like to throw some random Obamas into it's sentences

[MrCalhoun]

@mark009vn I think it uses some google technologies in which the word pool is dynamically changed at the same time the transcription program recognizes certain words. For example: If the program recognizes "democrats" it automatically changes to a word pool consisting of rather political words for the transcription. That's the only way I can explain how Obama, Nixon, McCain (and in one unseen transcription) even Kennedy appeared.

[HeirofGojira91]

@mark009vn Groups of students? Well - lets say angry drop outs, youths who want freedom, radical freedom idealists? As for weapons? Well - there is something called a 'supply and trafficking network' haha!

[Blepo1990]

hahaha, nice one :P transcripts still need some work :P

[NLFonsseals]

how can i get to the explanations?

[MrCalhoun]

By downloading FinalBig and extracting the .big files?

[CounterNerd]

RRRRRRRRADAR

GENIRRRIL

[MrCalhoun]

Democrats cannot be seen by any forces.

[CounterNerd]

@MrCalhoun

Fire bombs can not destroy republicans.

[Fixerrob]

C&C Generals. :P

[pwn3d5333]

Lol, youtube always fail

[DarkArrow1212]

is this from C&C?

[PissedAssasin717]

TERRHZZSTS.

[NyErNiNjA]

A car-r-r-r bumb