Witless Protection | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[stupotgorilla]

umm ima redneck(huge fan btw) and i didnt like this shit

[hackensac]

Larry the Cable Guy looks like a retarded Kevin James. I mean an even more retarded Keving James given the movies both have been in recently

[ZoanBlade90]

This makes Health Inspector look good in comparision!

[Mr1990Noah]

I thought the movie was funny

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[ReiGrim]

Even George W. wouldn't find this shit funny!

[leonidaroofner27]

nice job.! will watch this in webmovietube

[DecadentDisturber]

holy fuck japhet koto was in this movie!? i thought he was dead! :|

[deathsentence009]

FUCK THIS!!!!!

LOVE LARRY!!!!

Ps great movie

GET-R-DONE!!!!

[NimitzBass]

The cable guy....from Minnesota

[GamerfreakB7]

Ok... Who IS she?

[DarkProphet94]

I'm a Larry the Cable Guy fan and even I hate the shit out of this movie. but, the good news is Larry got the hint and understood that these movies were terrible, which is why he hasnt made any more since this one.

[smartoonkid02]

@DarkProphet94 It probably also helps that like 6 people saw it and no studio is ever going hire him to writes and star in their movie again.

[Emopimp11]

some ol bullshit is not good but is relly dumb

[pribadionly]

No need to pay for watching movie, Get the movie at Movie Watcher!

[saarbt]

This movie is a low Some 'Ol Bullshit

[ipwnuisication]

@yazooconwayfan fuck u, u stupid asshole. Why don't u take ur racist, dumbass, hillbilly faggot ass sumwhere else n give ur boyfriend a bj. Stupid queer

[EvilLeparacaun]

lol no offence to her but korey you drew that chick to look like a whore!

[Fearless5001]

I know you hit that Korey.

[TheLastStand001]

This movie sucked

[redneck4383]

u ur a peeing piece of shit ill piss ill rub my balls on ur moms face So shut up pa

[thekodister]

fuck you about black people!

[TheDarthZ]

@yazooconwayfan what?



[Yonell]

shut up!!!

[boblilly1986]

this is one of those movies you catch on the usa network. like on a saturday early after noon if your not doing anything. you watch like 30 mins of it. an it still sucks lol

[DarkProphet94]

larry is one of my favorite comedians, i think he's funny (in my opinion), but im sick of seeing him in these goddamn films. aside from Cars, larry hasnt made a good movie. the fact that they call the character Larry is a good example of them using his stand up persona to cash in. some comedians like him, cedric the entertainer, and katt williams dont transition good from the stage to the screen. but, at least he's stopped appearing in movies now, so i think he's learned his lesson.

[astmapiippu]

Dont like this shit at all. I live in Europe and im glad these kind of movies dont travel across the sea.

[MalevoloSanto]

you know its weird how mature rated movies are the ones that are found amusing/entertaining by children and teens

[PaulyCatz82]

jenny mcarthy was pretty hot in the bikini holding the shotgun...that was pretty much it. this movie is a big f--ck you! the rednecks and hillbillies of america should be our national shame not glorified in these movies!

[Maloperverso]

Witless? What's a wit?

[trickyfeet]

like if somebody is clever they are witty and witless that means they have no wit and no clever

[anuca2]

wow lol ppl payed to see this

[plusmin09]

When are these two critics going to get down? There's always some strong vibes between them in all the reviews that she's in.

[tacoshitter]

@plusmin09 no kidding, he tries to flirt with her every chance he gets.

[enisijzer]

This movie must have been made by some redneck that was confusing some cheap slapstick and fart jokes with humor. There's no escape here, this isn't just some ole bullshit.. This is SOME OLE BUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT!!!!!!!

[mynameisnyhm]

movie = 1/5

[MandoNasty1904]

y do u have to take the hispanic out what happened

[ohstate411]

this movie is a fuck you i swear i did not smile or feel any emotion that was good through the whole movie but i did not hate it as much as epic movie meet the sparatan or deister movie

[LuqmanNaq]

Is it worst than date movie? I fell into a deep depression after watching that movie.

[vlord00]

most definetly SOME OLE BULLSHIT!!!

[jdawg1692]

who the hell is the chick reviewer?

[jakey926]

SOME OLE BULLSHIT!

[jimmy6835]

why do all his movies involve some sort of explosive shitting?

[feh2]

because larry is poor at making new material.

[riptor3086]

The spill is great but this movie is so bad i had to skip this review, sorry.

[bubukissy]

bubu

[rosekennedy]

reading the comments on these reviews where people say blatantly terrible movies like this are GOOD makes me feel better about myself. i seriously can't believe larry the cable guy is popular in any way.

[enisijzer]

SOME OLE BULLSHIT!!!

[AfterEightz]

This review is better then the film!!

[guruguy96]

lol ya ur totally right

[gladius900]

Why must her boobs jiggle?

[rakisyc]

movies like this makes the audience feel stupid just by watching it...

[gambitraven]

as a white person I could not be payed to watch this movie

[Spartan54232]

100$?

[MethsBack]

DEAL!

[3guyzandacamera]

i am one of those people who love watching stand up. Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Gabriel Iglesias, Katt Williams, and all them. I can pretty much enjoy any comedian's stand up, but larry the cable guy SUCKS.

[kingofbums2020]

im a fan of larry the cable guy but man stop making movies

[pyro911]

I liked Larry the Cable guy ALONG time ago. In fact I've grown out of almost all of those the blue collar guys except for Ron White.If Any of those guys had to get a movie, I'd should be Ron White and not "I.Q of 2" Larry the cable guy.

[Mcs0710]

Red State White Trash Bullshit!

[Level7even]

I would've slapped the shit outta my agent too if he brought me a larry the cable guy film, like wtf have you got to be thinkin

[RegoBloodScorn]

hate Larry the Cable Guy if i watched his show onec it sucked ass

[ICPjug90]

Ron White would act better that this fucktard

[Leadman1989]

ron white would just be drunk on set......

your right

[lindsayleigh21]

keep trying Korey...keep trying

[andomamern]

I'm a redneck and I hate the fuck out of Larry the Cable Guy.

[lexlinkroy]

me too i'm a redneck as well as a nerd redneck+nerd=dork. lol and i don't like his movies ether.

[DarkWolfStudio]

Larry the cable guy is only funny when he is with the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy guys

[JulkerNSidd786]

true

[magargansporks]

mature... >>

[yermomsaskank]

assfucker pussys? right! you're intelligent.

[caicosassasin]

Witless Protection is a piece of shit movie thank god i didn't pay to see this ish

[Jaikub24]

you have to be an obese american idiot who goes hunting, doesn't catch shit - but runs over a squirrel on the way home and decides to make dinner out of it to understand that stupid ass humor. Seriously, Jenny mcarthy naked with a cable box sticking out of her ass couldnt make me finish watching this movie.

FYI. WAKEUP AMERICA, YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED FOR ALLOWING STUPIDITY LIKE THIS TO GET RATINGS. RENT, WATCH, OR SEE THIS MOVIE IN THE THEATRES AND YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL!

[KutB8]

i think larry is hilarious.. i think ya gotta be like larry or be around the things he does in his movies and standup to think hes as funny as he really is.. i havent seen the movie but i want to and im lookin forward to it

[brandonsexywhitaker]

or have no sense of humor

[InspectorZenigata]

lmao.. the only time i see the chick is when you have an extremely crap ass movie you guys need watched for a review ahahaha. XD

still,i would do it. Need another chick to watch white trash and spoof movies? lol

[khrisinfo]

LOL LOL LOL LOL sew you.

[rongravy]

Spot on review!

[Donnell706]

"Witless Protection" is definitely on some ol' bullshit!

[wgx11]

I get why people dont think hes funny and thats because you kind of have to be a redneck to think hes funny

[RFEM520]

wait...if cyrus likes this hispanic girl? why would he animate her looking like a crackhead?

[thetechx]

i like to think im a redneck and this movie looks like some ol' bullshit to me aswell. larry sucks.

[Katzblager]

This has been done at least 2 times before =/

[cindybeckner]

did you hit that yet?

[homemarks]

you guys so damn right about (Larry the Cable guy)Last years I was in high school some dumb hicks kids got a movie call *Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector* we'll all in class are watching that movie. oh my god that movie so boring and it make no sense at all it's a piece of crap movie ever made. but hell you guys are right and great reviews 5/5

[dardrex777]

Never really found the guy to be funny really... wasn't too much of a Blue Collar fan

[bremex]

I fooking hate Larry the Cable guy, I never watch these kinds of movies. Movie Industry along with the telly are fucking rubbish now, everything is about following pop culture, media, and fucking pretentious formulas... Long Live Indie Art!!!!

[benjykenjy]

couldn't agree more this looks like bullsh1t

[Narutocapri]

lol some old bull shit lol

[chrisrod23]

2nd comment! woot

[badgerbun]

lol..it does look like sh+t