Life Lessons with Mister T

[idiosyncrazy1980]

He'd sure need lessons in grammar.

[Mark1988B]

i think all the rappers in the 80s started wearing them big rope chains cause of Mr. T.

Even before Run DMC

I got one in black instead of gold. lol

[eyeseer1]

" We solved a hundred year old mystery, you did, good, you didn't, try again nex week."

[kingneddy]

i pitty the fooooo

[TheBerbafan]

lol, great video

[divinesunshine33]

"THAT PERIOD" is my middle name...

[meacomefeyou]

Mr. T took care of us and taught us well.

[Xaldar]

If someone offers you a toy, some candy, or a puppy, take off!

[735Nate]

What's that tune playing @ 0:09?

[programaster]

1:53 "This horse's testicle will make you strong!"

[735Nate]

This cats swag is so original and powerful he's probably burnt on those kids brains...

[735Nate]

Mr. T is the SHIT!

[UltraLoc]

omg he is such a horrible actor. especially that forced tough guy voice. I like him but he cant act for shit.

[Ernaldinho1993]

@UltraLoc Nobody would have done this better

[batmanjwb]

1:36 two diffrent socks on

[shonnesp1]

cruising by on good looks and luck?

[Kallen2121]

Oh god damnit.... I think I pissed in my pants a lil. Fuck you Mr. T -_-

[sandmbmx]

That ending is priceless it sounded like he said ass instead of eyes! Lmao

[SinisterSkip]

It don't work that way!!!

[5lightwarrior]

at 2:30 dose he say get your ass checked?

[freakiifudge]

'...and watch me dip their ass in gold, and wear it like my neck chain, sucka!'

[AKwheeler907]

you know it's easy to get lost in a desert.

[MrRolando2696]

What happens in Mexico city stays on Mexico city... ;)

[Tinsnake]

It's easy to get lost in the desert

[kalimaganeshshivan]

What was really funny is when Mr. T was asked to play Santa Claus for the White House during the Reagan Administration and Nancy Reagan sat on his lap and kissed him on the head! I kid you not!

[rhiannon650]

get here foo, you know guys jimmay hadda go to tha dentiss

[De22Lano]

Whahahahah looooll sexysmartguuuyyy @ 2:00

[HalfAssedJournalist]

"You know it's easy to get lost in a desert."

[mourn4data1]

Mr T: You wear glasses Eddie? PUT 'EM ON!!

Eddie: But I'm wearing my contacts today

Mr T: Put yo' damn glasses on right now!

Eddie puts his glasses on

Eddie: But Mr T...I can't see

Mr T: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE!!!

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@mourn4data1 Your comment made me laugh until I cried! Thank you, I needed that!

[kippis05]

It's easy to take off without your puppeh in the desert to solve that hundred year old mystery.

[bigbri64]

I pity the 4 fools that dislike Mr. T's words of wisdom!

[IronCurtainComrade]

Gotta love Mr. T. He did his best to use his popularity to try and make the world a better place. But it is funny, big, mean looking/sounding dude with a mohawk telling you to be nice to people. Lol.......

[redsoxfan619la]

Mr.T has pitty on 4 people.

[dave00dance]

4 people need life lessons

[R8erNation636]

No, Mr. T, not all Indians and Chinese are the same. But all white girls are. :p

[Freedomcostmoney]

His name's not Mr T, it's Mr Period T

[CJThaSavage]

His jewelry game is proper as fuck. 

[CaLiBluNTs562]

MR Period T

[lcmb84]

i like others touching my stuff...

[insomb]

bottom line, mr. t's the man!

[Kampy187]

Anyone else understood "so please dont pray - only fools pray" at first? XD it's at 1:08

[ORLYWTF]

@Kampy187 "So please don't brag; only fools brag. Bragging just shows you can shoot off your big mouth."

[Kampy187]

@ORLYWTF I know that.. I wasnt asking for someone spelling it out to me...

[Kampy187]

Back in the days where TV still tried to show responsibility - somehow ;-)

[TheItalodancers]

Mister T is the best

[akoni63]

1:41 this means you hipster jerk wearing frames without lenses!

[pearlgeek987]

LOL! Mr. T You da Man xD

[Goldenchild795]

Eat smart, Meanwhile he was probably downing pepperoni pizzas and quarts of beer everyday

[TheStraatjutter]

he looks pist . but what did you expect for a big guy that had to play in kid series , candy-comercials and infomercials for the rest of his career after he played one good role in Rocky2

[Alucard96485]

"If you need 'em"

Mr. T hates hipsters.

[karatekidbandicoot]

Isn't Mr. T on Rocky 3?

[MrPastify]

what happened in Mexico city???

[CowbellProfessional]

@MrPastify ask the 4 hetero males that disliked this video after they're done with therapy

[MrPastify]

@CowbellProfessional I don't get it. Are you saying Mr. T is homosexual?

[jaba987]

@MrPastify I pity the 4 fools that disliked this video

[2003MARSSKILLS]

Kimbo Slice's dad! Like father like son! lol

[brooklynmonk1]

Mr. T taught me to be a good person. He ranks right next to Chuck Norris as my '80s heroes.

[darthmaul33]

A toy, candy, and puppy...fuck you; I'm staying!

[jimjimthehumanbin]

2.07: but the stranger offered me cash. so that's cool, right?

[jimjimthehumanbin]

1:42 so there's nothing wrong with wearing glasses...if you need them. otherwise....?

[jimjimthehumanbin]

Mr.T would be an awesome guidance counsellor. 

[genesislordofdarknes]

Mr T sounds like he's going to punch some of these people in the mouth if they don't listen to his life lessons.

[TheJcp1234]

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[melodel2]

I love Mr. T..Mocho meets sensitivity baahaah

[Artisan1979]

0:16 How would you know, T? You aint GOT no good looks lol.

[MrAll4114All]

@Artisan1979

SHUT UP FOOL! negative vote for you

[Artisan1979]

0:18 How would you know, T? You aint GOT no good looks lol.

[SpinDoctor91]

LOL love mr t.lol

[HaveLucidDreamz]

Lol 1:44, there is nothing wrong with wearing glasses, if you need them.... so if you don't then Mr. T. disapproves lol

[Gilvader210]

No more cartoons that teach kids lessons any more. And this is the reason why the kids of today suck and why they don't know shit.

[SuperRAZA69]

middle name is Imperior

[meowfoo123]

wtf!!!!!? i thot mr.t was a bad ass!!! XD by the way wher is mr.t? is he in muraco?

[meowfoo123]

wtf!!!!!? i thot mr.t was a bad ass!!! XD

[meowfoo123]

wtf!!!!!?

[illuminatioracle]

Mister Period Tee, Esq.

[thepurplecrystalz]

MISTAH T PITIES DA FOO WHO DISLIKE DIS VIDEO

[robbiewigginton]

you know its easy to get lost in a desert

[WyldOrbit]

FIRST NAME MISTAH, MIDDLE NAME IS THAT PERIOD, LAST NAME T! lol

[FANGxofsteam]

2 crazy fools disliked this video, and I pity the fool that makes that mistake!

[EngleSackJus]

* Who the HELL Raised Mr.T ??? Somebody needs props. This guy is Tough as hell.

[FighterFan]

I pity the 2 fools who disliked this video!

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

If a stranger offers you a toy, some candeh, oh a pup-eh, TAKE OFF!

[skyline777]

you wear glasses eddie? put em on!

[waterwind2266]

From what I understand, his real name is Lawrence Turead, or something along those lines. Is that right?

[jpd782]

Mr. T is the ONLY person on this planet who could get away with wearing those kinds of clothes and accesories. Hulk Hogan ALMOST could. But not quiet.

[medqua]

He is very wise

[Artisan1979]

0:07 Dude I know the six pack went down for the count after Rocky III but what happened to the guns?! 2:01 and who are YOU to lecture on controllin your weight?!

[Aaronator19842009]

MR T ALL THE WAY

[Kymanika1]

Why can't I take the puppy then take off?

[MrFlash1994]

Essence of pure awesomeness is woven into the fibres of that Mr T Bag!

[Artisan1979]

2:00 Who is HE to lecture on controlling weight?! You SEE how fat he got after Rocky III?!

[xP3AC3MAK3Rx]

MR.T FOREVER!!!

[CallMeSparky1]

Mr. T. once beat Chuck Norris in a game of chess, so chuck norris invented racism

[nadav0ami]

<3 MR. T

[cybertronization]

I pity the fools who ignore Mr. T's advice.

[Artisan1979]

I pity the green neck under that gold jewelry

[TMundo]

The one with Spike gettin kidnapped was a landmark episode recommended by teachers to kids to watch as an important public service message.

[Jynshi]

"Now everybody listen up, we're gonna talk about strangers, you gotta learn how to deal with them, YOU GOTTA!"

[kylebuflod]

2:29 "If things start looking fuzzy and blurred, you get your ass checked right away."

Am I the only one hearing this?

[TMundo]

@kylebuflod no, I heard it too, even though I know he said eyes, it's still caught me funny.

[wackyben86]

@kylebuflod I also heard it. I know he said "get your eyes checked" but it did sound like he said "get your ass checked." Really funny.

[DanaAbel30]

He said "EYES", not "ass".

[SorenTalen]

If a stranger offers you a toy, some candy, or a puppy, TAKE OFF.

[cosnowmomma]

I remember this LOL

[appletrades]

What the hell did he do in Mexico City?

[TMundo]

@appletrades It must be a reference to the show, but it certainly doesn't come off that way.

[TammiWayKewl]

@appletrades The kids bought him an artifact that someone stole. Hence, Mr. T was arrested for thievery.

[brianpadraic]

Mr. T! I wish you could have worked with Gary Coleman again. And he and Gary could get together with Michael Jackson and Webster and make a sitcom where they move in with a rich white man after one of their mother's dies (one of his favorite maids).

[JHandcock1111]

they didnt sopell his name right!

its 'life lessons with Mr.T',

not 'life lessons with Mister T'!

[cb19882000]

you better get your eyes check right away

i pity the foo who doesnt

[ReginaBrett]

this is briliant

[NotreDameSentiento]

0:53 He talks about Public Anomalies. Ftw.

1:25 He talks about Racism and Sterotyping. Ftw.

2:34 He tells children "to get their ass checked right away". Ftw.

XD

[MdP2]

@NotreDameSentiento

LOL! No, no, no... Mr. T said "you get you EYES checked right away" (Okay, I admit it, the first time I watched the video it sounded like "you get your ass checked right away")...

[ComicBookGo]

That guy is one bad dude. Never knew a bad dude that wise, or that cool. Man's a living super hero, lol.

[LuvLuvLuuv]

i want to know what happened in Mexico City

[RouteMask]

GUYS someone offered me a puppy WUT DO I DO GUIES?

[poser803]

@RouteMask TAKE OFF!!!!

[makeway2]

@RouteMask Take off!

[GrillinMahToast]

take off?

[popoff21]

Thank God for Mr.T

[kippis05]

You know it's easy to get lost in the desert outside Mexico City...

[En19m471k]

Tube socks and daisy dukes FTW!

[boydegg]

Quit yo jibber jabber!

[theperfectperson90]

I PITY THE FOOL!!!!!

[Dougster]

Started getting flabby there as the videos progressed... better go spend some time with Hans & Franz, FOOL!

[BenWeigand]

The name is Mr. T. First name Mr, middle name period, last name T.

[56thAlbanyProd]

do you have the entire series on tape or DVD? I noticed you have these from Boomerang

[bottre73]

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time.

[brnleague99]

That mohawk has never been taller.

[100littlecurses]

2:33- did he say "you get yo' ass checked right away" on a kids show?

[XarxesB]

"get your eyes checked" I had to rewind that part too.

My favorite:

"You ever been accused of doin' something you didn't do? Well it happened to me in Mexico city. And I got thrown in jail for it"

[nuroe1]

he said eyes

[chaseblackbeard]

"You get your eyes* checked right away"

[theRunezcapeshow]

he said a pitty the fool like 3 times

[pumpkinseed1981]

Very respectful, luving, kind, caring and a man of God.... =The perfect man... Wutz up wit his career 2009??? We need him to teach deez BOYS how to be a MAN... *real talk*

[SCX2k]

man of god?

oh didnt know that now you spoiled him for me -.-

[DonScoreggia]

Watch 1:12 and 2:12 ! Mr. T´s tittie popped out!

[akiratubo]

You know, it's easy to get lost in the desert.

[PivotStorm]

Shut Up Fool!!!!

[TJae1]

role models are rare these dazs ~ pity the fool(s) ~ :(

[Psconners]

"Eat smart and eat good, and you'll be smart...and look good"

[antoyal]

This is so amazingly awesome, like Mr. T hisself.

[RuggerJWill]

If a stranger offers you a toy, some candy, or a puppy....TAKE OFF!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Keokeokitty]

You can get lost in the desert D:

[MariomanProductions]

Legally, his middle name probably is that period.

[oboztas]

There's nothing wrong with wearing glasses... if you need 'em.

XD

[gelel112]

yesss!

[JoeRaspberry]

lol first name is mister middle name is that period last name is T, cracked me up, idk y tho

[OMFGitsJUSTIN]

Instantly clicked favorite.

[halabalo195]

mister period tea XD

[EmperorKabir]

6 out 5 stars.

[StigmatiX]

Oh so if I eat smart and eat good I'll be smart and look good? Gotcha lol

[Spintown7]

I feel warm in fuzzy inside, and more confident in my life choices....Mr. T for president.

[DanaAbel30]

I hear you. He's got my vote.

[lulacrazygirl7]

"well it happened to me in Mexico City, and I got thrown in jail for it." the best opening to a story i'll ever hear. what a B.A.M.F.

[KataratheTrekkie]

Mr. T in jail? What on earth was he thrown in jail for? ...My mind boggles at the possibilities there...

[Tareltonlives]

He said "Only fools pray" to a Catholic bishop. The carnage in front of the Cathedral Metropolitano took them weeks to cover up

[Syntox]

Probably for pitying some foolish taqueria vendor

[esjihn]

lol too good

[Tareltonlives]

Stay in drugs, drink your school, and don't do milk!

[MoltenPlastic]

I never knew that Mr.T's middle name was "that period".

He must really pity me for my foolish ignorance.

[Kumuna]

So inspirational..

[Tareltonlives]

Be a moral, upright, wise person or Mr. T will kill you. I think that's a lesson for all of us.

[Kumuna]

Tis true

[EnoRed]

I need to know where I can find those strangers that give out puppies.

[djfrijoles]

hahaha almost spit out my coffee

[plafin]

This is internet gold.