Eddie Izzard - Covered In Bees

[HiroNakamura16]

Does anyone know of another comedien that does a bee imitation. He's British (I think) and I think it was on live at the apollo or something similar.

[letshaveadingdong]

His bee buzzing noises...XD!!!!!

[happyshear]

@Song4Alex He is not taking away any credit from the hardworking bee keepers. He is actually emphasizing the fact that it takes sacrifice to do that job. And that "f" word you are using against his sexuality shows that you are the one who's stupid.

[PeachsRevenge]

Loling so hard....looking at my friends' photo of her sitting in one of those pots they have in malls to try to make it trendy...and then he goes "I like my coffee like I like my women...in a plastic cup"

Ah, the comedic timing.

[Song4Alex]

stupid motherfucker somebody's gotta do some real work to bring that honey to the supermarket aisle when your faggot ass can buy it

u would know what it's like if u ever had a real job

[Pinkey208]

French Man "are you a weirdo transvestite?

Eddie Izzard "No, i am a executive transvestite

[Primadonna27]

lol, back off back off back off back off!

[Song4Alex]

i'd rather be a beekeeper than a transvestite clown

[Song4Alex]

it's not funny at all 

[ukijhu97]

@Song4Alex*"farts*..did you laugh?

[BananaAlana25]

eddie izzard =epic.

[merchanix]

99 people are

COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEES!!!

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

I am showing this in my GSA club next meeting. They're gonna LOVE him!! <3

[nchapman1988]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow GSA?

[viridianstar]

@nchapman1988 Gay Straight Alliance, I'm guessing.

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

@nchapman1988 Gay Straight Alliance club

[nchapman1988]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow Ahh, cool cool!

[AJohnnymous]

@nchapman1988 I was thinking Girl Scouts of America. lol that might not have ended as well.  :)

[SolacePiano]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow

Oh yuck, that's disgusting

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

@SolacePiano what...?

[ZKoftherebellion]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow hahahaha "gay club"

ahh do machst witze.

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

@ZKoftherebellion it's a support club basically, against bullying due to orientation and all that,,,

[vanbatio]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow you do realize he isn't gay don't you?

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

@vanbatio Yes, but the club is about equality for everyone. Well at least ours is. He's transgender and that is also something that is part of the club.

[ElvenShalafi]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow

Actually no, he's a crossdresser. He said he started wearing women's clothes to encourage himself to lose weight. Because he wanted to look fabulous. Though he's wearing men's clothes again last I knew.

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

@ElvenShalafi oh wait I though he was transgender, not transvestite. Easy mistake, either way he's funny and everyone loved him

[ElvenShalafi]

@TheSnowWillowsShadow

Oh I agree, the man is wonderful. He's simply fabulous. :) I was obsessed with him for a bit so I collected a lot of information on him. He's not just a regular transvestite he's and executive transvestite. XD This man is quality regardless of what he is.

[cfhdude]

"i wanna be a bee keeper.......i wanna KEEP BEES!"

hahahahaha that fkn cracks me up everytime

[kangarooaddict]

Search Summer Rayne Oaks bees. She's literally covered in bees

[linux2216]

Hilarious!

[SilenceAngelic]

I've actually proven in my local area that understanding Eddie Izzard requires a certain level of intelligence. Just so you know it's not much higher than average.

[TheDefiantBadger]

@SilenceAngelic Your just sounding pretentious now.

[SilenceAngelic]

@TheDefiantBadger Maybe I was, yes... But it's not so much an insult as an observation. I'm not going to be any less direct because someone thinks it's pretentious. There's a clear marking in the people I'm around and how well they understand his humor. That marking just so happens to be intelligence. If you don't get it, you don't get it, nothing wrong with it. But I thank you for your criticism.

[XnaphthalineX]

y u no comment on the actual video? silleh ppl :P

[Mexisio22]

Didn't even crack a smile on me. 

[KevsterJester42]

beezus

[IFknHateUTube]

why do british people find this guy funny he is really quite boring to me

[nchapman1988]

@IFknHateUTube He's witty, intelligent, and coherent. Three things you appear to be unable to comprehend.

[IFknHateUTube]

@nchapman1988 too bad none of those things make him funny

[nchapman1988]

@IFknHateUTube Well, clearly we disagree. Now, why not go and comment on a video you like, rather than this pitiful attempt at trolling on every video you come across.

[lcjj7]

@IFknHateUTube How does being witty not make someone funny?

[Daniel8bit]

@nchapman1988 Wow. The guy doesn't share your taste in comedy and you insult him...? That's mature...

[nchapman1988]

@Daniel8bit Yep. Read his channel and you'll see why he's not even worth the time of day.

[RLChallenges]

@IFknHateUTube Did you notice how your post ended with the words "to me"? See, its your opinion and you are entitled to it, but its not a very good argument for why an entire country should not find Eddie Izzard funny. I'm American by the way and this is by far my favorite comedian.

[IFknHateUTube]

@RLChallenges i'm confused, why do you think that I was trying to argue that an entire country should not find a guy funny? Are you an idiot or just a typical lazy american who doesn't think before he types? It's not like american's can't have a poor sense of humor too, you people are responsible for carlos mencia and dane cook so claiming that being an american means anything is pretty stupid.

huh. i guess you are just an idiot

[RLChallenges]

@IFknHateUTube I was talking about you questioning why British people find him funny. Its your opinion rather than everyone's. Yes, I'll admit to the Dane Cook part, but I take no responsibility for Carlos Mencia. Other than that, yes, I'm just another lazy American... kindly reminding you to punctuate.

[WhatKindOfNameNow]

@IFknHateUTube You know, I was willing to respect your opinion and overlook the hints that you may be a troll, until you started throwing out insults. Now I must call it.

Troll in the dungeon!

[MrValzen]

@IFknHateUTube

Your quite boring to us, now fuck of and shoot yourself

[kwfsuperstar]

@IFknHateUTube fuck you, you yankie fucking retard.

[magnusm1]

@kwfsuperstar How mature. I am impressed.

[SynisterRevalations]

@IFknHateUTube Considering this is performed in front of an AMERICAN audience. I'd say it's just you.

[lcjj7]

@IFknHateUTube

Actually well done, your trolling worked well. Not that I respect you or anything, you still need to go outside and stop pretending you dont care everybody hates you. But still, well done I guess.

[MrRababadam]

Two Best Friends play F.3.A.R

[dlelash]

93 bees came on YouTube to dislike this video.

[natasharhodes]

Why can we only hit the 'Like' button once? It's a conspiracy by the bees, I tell you... :)

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

ii liike my women liike ii liike my coffee

covered iin bee2

[byte19]

his face makes it that much more hilarious...

[sinsurf92]

Hahaha!! funny shiit:P

[CherryMentos]

The real question is How the hell am i going to get these bees off of me?

.......

[desertazul]

(mnrawr gnmrawr nyaur) hey look over there ,, it's a ferrari , yes it's very very fast

[EnviedCure776]

Lolz...He should've said "I like my women like I like my coffee...Sweet and full of poison!" XD

[blueboxesrule]

@Chaserbl What's wrong with you?

[sialuab]

press 3, then 2, then 5 :D

[VangopherTheGopher]

it just keeps getting better

[j6bertrand]

Not sure what makes this funny: beer or Eddie Izzard.

Both?

[jake1jake1jake]

Bees are inherently funny. I don't know why.

[analuvsjaej4evar]

@Chaserbi ajrnagy just owned u...

[ajrnagy1]

@Chaserbl poor grammar. He's a little homo and an annoying fart. Both a fart and homo are nouns and you must put an article (e.g. a/an or the) before the noun in order to indicate the type of reference being made to the noun. If your going to say stupid stuff at least say it correctly.

[MrEddieizzardfan]

@ajrnagy1 If you're calling him gay, you might want to know that he's not. He just likes wearing girls' clothes. That's not a bad thing, and neither is being gay. Being a stupid, discriminating, narrow minded, and generally speaking pain in the a** homophobe on the other hand IS a bad thing.

[ajrnagy1]

@MrEddieizzardfan read what my comment was in response to and get some context. I was attempting to belittle Chaserbl by pointing out a grammar mistake and making him look stupid. So when I said stop saying stupid stuff I was referring to Chaserbl, not eddie (who is epic).

[loldude83]

@MrEddieizzardfan You know what's a pain in the ass?

A dick going in and out at a regular pace.

[fantastischfish]

@ajrnagy1 I hate to be the one to point this out, but if you are going to blather on about using correct spelling and grammar, you really ought to master the your/you're homophone thing. Otherwise you just look a bit silly...

[ajrnagy1]

@fantastischfish I know right. As soon as I hit "post" I'm like shit... I look like a boob.

[gottamakewage]

@ajrnagy1

Love it when you anal grammar pricks fuck up on calling someone out, by using wrong grammar lol!

Get a fucking life kid.

[ajrnagy1]

@gottamakewage I thought it was funny too.

[analuvsjaej4evar]

@FranKiexoxoWat I'm with you. If u don't like then go away...

[analuvsjaej4evar]

That is EXACTLY how to ask someone to get a coffee lmfao! xD

[x2thay]

@Chaserbl Have down syndrome little people learned to use the keyboard yet? I think they have!

[MrTaylork1]

The up next picture scarred me for life.

[nchapman1988]

@Chaserbl While you are witty, talented, intelligent and well liked by millions. Wait, what's that? You're not?

Thought not.

[CaptainSyndrome]

eddie you are the best!!!

[labaret93]

89 people are covered in bees

[Cadavaris]

I like his shoes :3

[zombieporn99]

I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer

[LasPlumasRangers]

"Hello there, you in the street, you are new aren´t you?"

"Huäh?"

[LoveMoodyBlues88]

Every time a bee flies up when my friends and I are hanging out, I think of this clip and laugh instead of freaking out. o_0 It's gonna be a loooong summer...

[HorsesAreGolden]

Hahaha I keep bees, and I found this really funny. It's true on some counts too :p

[Ganardhipan]

Fuckin awesome bee impression.arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Like my coffee like i like my women.In a plastic cup

[Chaochio]

@Ganardhipan With a spoon in them.

[BlackSparklePrincess]

"i want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps went like this: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEES!!!"

[that1weirdkid27]

87 people are covered in bees.

[chrisproxxx]

Beezus was covered in something...

[laynejayne]

I am a beekeeper, and I think this is pretty damn funny :)

[zelda47]

@laynejayne I'm also a beekeeper and I LOVE this clip.

[MrMrCv]

Heelllp.  Ahm covered in beeeees...

[UnOursEnSki]

seriously i dont mean to be mean, but i seriously cannot find something funny in this video... Yea, I know i'll get downvoted to give my opinion, but whatever...

[ilovetruffles99]

@UnOursEnSki no it's alright. I don't really either. I think it's very much you have to love Eddie Izzard the person to love his humor...kindof like you have to love the characters on Friends to understand the humor. it's very cynical british humor.

[zelda47]

@UnOursEnSki You would if were a beekeeper like me.

[Scialen]

OH THE BEEMANITY!

[Forestbender1114]

Not only is he a comic genius, he's a statement. Even though he wears women's clothing, I never see him as effeminate, and it certainly never detracts from his humor.

Eddie proves that no matter how you choose to dress, laughter is universal.

[soundwave010]

Nicholas Cage disliked this video 85 times.

[StWolfie]

@soundwave010

I don't get it :(

[Jonabob87]

85 people are covered in bees..

[mathiasschnell]

Bees. My God.

[BabblingCrap]

killmoms from Bethesda sent me here.

[lolzz19]

@BabblingCrap same.

[locutusofworm]

this video is covered in bees

[ChrisCarver23]

i dont want coffee from you! you're covered in bees!

[NIKE2571]

84 people prefer not to be covered in bees

[AxAgent666]

1:14 is the best WTF moment EVER! :)

Lovin Eddie through all the years!

[BrentonSucks]

what a strange ugly man

[Titan4112000]

I like my women like I like my coffee

[jcblack3]

Im covered in bees!

[coachvee]

I like my women like i like my coffee... uh, covered in bees! Best ever xD

[coachvee]

Their footsteps were like this AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

[D5alvi]

whats this shot in the 90's?

[SockMonkey007]

at the end, i think someone should make an Eddie Izzard muppet.

[Kitty2795]

@SockMonkey007 I completely agree. xD

[Haddasa]

Covered in BEEEEEESSS

[TheStrongBadMan]

I'm covered in BEES! How is this not a meme?

[CrazyKitty789]

@TheStrongBadMan Maybe it is and we just don't know of it.

[kevfulchester]

@TheStrongBadMan It is, in various parts of the world...

[iluvkururu]

@TheStrongBadMan Wish granted, that's how I got here haha!

[AtticWarrior1994]

@TheStrongBadMan It is already. :D

[HaniiPuppy]

@TheStrongBadMan Irishman Scotsman and Englishman walk into a pub. The Irishman orders a stout. The Scotsman orders a lager. The englishman is COVERED IN BEES!

:D

[HaniiPuppy]

@HaniiPuppy THE BEES ARE NOW DIAMONDS

[EGRJ]

@TheStrongBadMan It is!

[MrJonah1995]

I hope this dudes not gay. It would completely ruin the humor.

[GentleDementia]

@MrJonah1995

He's not. He's a transvestite but straight. Although I don't see how it would ruin the humor.

[sir9integra9jr]

MNUHHHHHHH!?!?!?!!??

[holly4davidt]

"Back off, back off, back off back off... BLAHHH"

[sweetytwome2]

he is so funny that you can watch this bit over and over and it is always

hilarious. just thinking about when he says "i'm covered in beeeeeeeeeees!!!

makes me crack up. gifted and very intelligent. eddie izzard is the funniest

guy around..

[LesMisCatsGirl]

I don't want a coffee from you, you're COVERED IN BEES!!

[catsndogs98]

awesome.

[mnmacdonald]

You know there use to be a bee keeping badge for Boy Scouts but there isn't anymore.... :(

[NamoNakamura]

I wanna keep BEES.

[ArcEnCielFier]

I want bees on elastics!

[Exarian]

[insert Nick Cage Wicker Man joke here.]

[ItsVince72592]

79 people are COVERED IN BEEEEEES!

[locutusofworm]

I like my women like I like my coffee

COVERED IN BEEEEEES

[ferretyluv]

That is a pretty gay looking suit.

[Slypaperclips]

@ferretyluv that's because he's a transvestite, dumbass. And he's not gay, he's a ladies' man.

[TheZombyGrl]

Wow those Bee's sound like the dentist 

[workwithnature]

Im a beekeeper I think hes great. that was his show in San fran.

[evilweevil321]

NOT THE BEES! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah MY EYES! MY EYES! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!

[RememberSoCal]

so this is british humor?

[bumthequeen]

@RememberSoCal yeah man

[PQfile]

@RememberSoCal it's awesome isn't it? 8D

[ninjatoothpaste]

@GazAnders69 *Humour* ;P

[RememberSoCal]

@ninjatoothpaste hahaha. 

[GazAnders69]

@ninjatoothpaste

OMG I deserve to be shot :O

[ninjatoothpaste]

@GazAnders69 If you do decide to do the right thing, make sure it's with a kar98k, I love that rifle :D

[Lyrina25]

"back of back off back off...aaahh...."

can't stop laughing

[Explosiveelm]

I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up and in the freezer.

[Knifegash]

I laughed hard at this, but I don't quite get the 'plastic cup' bit. I laughed at the way he said it, but I don't get it...someone help?

[V2Blast]

@Knifegash It is not a very effective pickup line, because it does not make sense (at least in a non-disturbing sense).

[Lyrina25]

@Knifegash

he was trying to create a pickup line...but failed. did you see his 'wtf did I just say?' look?

[fess]

@Knifegash it's a shorter reference to his other jokes about coffee of that form. "I like my women like a like my coffee: hot, black. and with a spoon in them. *huh? expression*"

[Graveguard1992]

@Knifegash thats what hes like he just makes up alot of lines on the spot so they often end up not making much sence but he has such good delivery

[pxyzyzygy]

I love bees, and I love this!

[freakyfish02]

bees oh noes >.<

[Jezreel7773]

You are so beautiful !!!

[ascarletmoon17]

I love this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3meow

[thesandband]

I love the low frequency noise of bees flying he does

[joeols90]

I have "I'm covered in bees" as text message sound :)

[Shaekaku]

I like the part where he says covered in bees

[Kultscene]

17 bees like my comment so far :D More bees who like Eddie out there?

[workwithnature]

@Kultscene No bee-keepers are really nice and friendly people usually. I don't think it was any of them ;)

[crave4rave1023]

my dad is a bee keeper hahahaha

[MrSandMan961]

@crave4rave1023 then he's COVERED IN BEES!!!!!!

[PoniesThatBite]

@crave4rave1023 I'm not talking to him.He's covered in bees.