A Brief Message from Severus

[MarthaLuvvJlo]

Luvv u joe ur not a mubble headed dungle brain

[bluecheesers]

are you a nobleheadeddunglebrain or what? i probably used magic!



[TeamOblivionXD]

I would like to hear him say turn to page 394

[niemakawy]

"its like snape and jack sparrow had a baby"- innocent bystander

[raven1always]

Yeah sounds more like ozzy if you ask me! lol

[R3tailer]

@PervyMari your ABSURD!!!!

[GLaDOSAI12Aperture]

@R3tailer bhh

[StarkidPOTTERcrew]

If you can magic yourself a hand why doesnt voldemort magic himself a nose

[Timmy95ich]

@StarkidPOTTERcrew Cause he thinks he's supermegafoxyawesomehot without it.

[beanBeanBEANBEANNESH]

I LOVE YOU JOE!!!!!!!

[x622816alt]

mubble-headed dungle brain. BEST. INSULT. EVER.

[lilylautner]

someone put a confundus charm on 23 people, so the dislike button was upside down and they thought it was the like button.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE SHLONGBOTTOM!

[R3tailer]

@PervyMari You're Absurd!!

[PervyMari]

@R3tailer What?! Say that again to my face.

[bassmajor]

it's more like ozzy Osbourne :D

[PervyMari]

22 dislikes?! THAT'S ABSURD! Thanks Hermione, you inarticulate bumble!

[darthtom100]

STARKIDS!!!!

[XXxChicaChuxXX]

"I'm a wizard, I probably used magic."

[RedBritGirl]

21 dislikes? Why that's absuuuurd!

[thehelmofdarkness]

I think there's something interesting going on with his hair...

[ohmyrowling96]

21 dislikes? You inarticulate bumlbles!

[TheJadiea]

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?????

[SkylaRedfern]

butt trumpet

[MegaFreakShow24]

So you used skelegro?

[AnimalGurl87]

21 dislikes? WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!

[thehelmofdarkness]

@AnimalGurl87 *dejavu I'm sorry*.... AAAAAAHHH.

[GeorgiasPrincess]

@AnimalGurl87 No, THATS ABSURD

[IamMsDance]

look at me im darren criss lalala i play my guitar dadada i think im starkidpotter :L

[blackveilbridegirl7]

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE!

why thts absurd..

[LetsStopThisSong]

My weiner!!! Hahaha

[SheikIsBetter]

@tehrainbowgirl or we all know he likes messin with Harry and he is a potions master, so it's totally possible he faked dying then made an antidote just so Harry would go get himself killed (he knew he would come back anyways) and now he's hanging out with Dumbledore like they're both dead... Afterall Dumbledore would want to be the "nicest, kindest, sexiest man he had ever met" lol

[Lolabeanzaage]

"probably"

[tehrainbowgirl]

@ArielleKosovic Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Yum, Yum, Yum :D I've now got it stuck in my head for atleast a hour! :P

[tehrainbowgirl]

@ArielleKosovic It's magic. Dumbledore is still alive, he just lives at pigfarts.. Maybe Snape built a rocketship and flew to Mars?

[TheWoopWoopWoOoo]

I'm a wizard. I probably used magic.... in fact. Yes. I did use magic.

XD <3

[RainbowRarity]

21 dislikes? Get bit by Nagini, you Absurd, Inarticulate bumbling band of baboons.

[onigiriponystaar]

Are you a muggle-headed dungle-brain???

[tehrainbowgirl]

@ArielleKosovic But in the sequel they went back in time... Lupin was in the sequel. And Fred. and both of them died in AVPM..

[LilMsJordanBubbles]

20 dislikes?

WHAT THE DEVIL?!?!?!!!??!?!!!

[mermaidBeth]

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?! WHAT?! 20 dislikes!!!! THAT'S ABSURD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsnotoveryet11]

I died watching his Darren impression

I'm Darren lalalalala I play my guitar

[PinkCowsLikeCaramell]

20 dislikes? What the devil is goin' on here?!

[gleeluv237]

granger, whataya doin watching potion master's corner?

20 dislikes from gryfindor.

[tehrainbowgirl]

What about the fact that he died in AVPM?

[pcalnan36]

20 dislikes what a bunch of inarticulate bumbles

[TeamJoeMoses]

Severus, your hair needs brushing

[katiegirl189189]

Shut up you inarticulate bumble is one of the best Snape lines! Thanks Joe!

[thunderyuu]

he reminds me of wallace from gromit

[TheKaitlinB]

y'know your ring looks like the daylight rings in the vampire diaries. anyway, you're absurd, shut up and sit down, you inarticulate bumble!

[Sonnenlaub]

please stay tuned :D I so will.

[AwesomeKitteh3]

Yea, I want a Snape GPS for Christmas. "I said turn left you inccolent fool!"

[AnguyX]

20 Dislikes? COWARDS! Ten points from Gryffindor!

[enchantress1113]

is that a horcrux on his finger???

[JustTheAverageNerd]

I probably used magic... Probably?

[lalalaabbs]

I love jo'mo!! One side of his wig is longer then the other!? Hehe!

[princessbecks88]

I just died...

[NomNomNomNomYUM]

20 dislikes? THANKS HERMIONE!!

[12MaddyBaby]

Uhm...is that wig longer on one side than the other? Or is it just not centered right?

[puddinlovers]

I love you. So much.

[freshtodeath333]

Snaps, why is your bob lopsided?

[smikeysmouse]

@freshtodeath333 Because I've just woken from a slumber.

- Love, Snape xx

[animythfameEm]

You have very nice hands... I want that potion. Is that even what was being talked about? Idk.

[KiraKetsuAkatsuki]

his eyes are an unnatural black.

[zangoose33]

Dear Snape: I'll never date a douchebag like Potter.

[Siege2342]

19 dislikes?! THANKS HERMIONE!

[naynaybelle]

19 dislikes? Wait till my father hears about this!

[littlemissluvbird8]

Haha it looks like he is really hung over!!!

[lopolopo16]

19 dislikes. Thanks hermoine. XD

[mafiamanj15]

What the devil is going on here!!!!????

[multihappydayz]

i think this snape should epic rap battle alan rickman =D x

[prettynoonoo]

@multihappydayz this snapes cool but alan rickman is the best xx

[Charliefisher1987]

@prettynoonoo That's absuuuuuuuuuurd!!

[prettynoonoo]

@Charliefisher1987 Alan rickmans cool! this snapes cooler! but i just think alan rickman is better at being snape

[alliecatashes]

1:33 LOL

[RisingDawnProduction]

I probably used magic xD

[coldplayluvr4ever]

...I keep waiting for the audience to laugh.

And then I remember.

[TrustmeImacat]

muggleheaded dungle brain! 0:50

[wafflekitty11]

how ironic, snape's diary potter puppet pals are in the suggestions

[FutureMrsDawson54]

to words: LOVE IT!

[charlielovescarrots1]

19 Dislikes? THAT'S ABSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD­! XD

[Tamugetsu]

@charlielovescarrots1 You're absurd!

[halflinger123]

@charlielovescarrots1 It is now 20! :(

[TheseDotsDontDip]

I love you! go back to being dead like you were? silly goose! -Marly

[Grakmole]

Lol I tried to say SUPERMEGAFOXYHOTAWESOME really fast and it came out SUPERHOKMEGISFUKLAUSON

and all my bffs wer like WTF O.o ?????

I am such an inarticulate bumbleweed

(o-{:-{D} elf-with-a-wig-long-nose-musta­sh-big-smile-and-goatee)

[I3oarderlineCrazy]

@Grakmole its supermagafoxyAWESOMEHOT :) Not bein a troll i just LOVE that part XD

[I3oarderlineCrazy]

@Grakmole C=}:{D (Mr.EvilBakerMan)

[ellenhehe96]

what the devil is going on here??????

[emkay334]

i admire you, so much :)

[DAtros13]

THAT'S ABSURD!

[INTPTT]

@DAtros13 YOU'RE ABSURD!

[ShiningMoon88]

@INTPTT SAY THAT AGAIN...TO HIS FACE.

[INTPTT]

@ShiningMoon88 YOU'RE ABSURD!

[ShiningMoon88]

@INTPTT THAT'S ABSURD!!1

[SmallSocietyIssues1]

What the devil is going on heeeeeeerree???

[sadeyegirl]

Will you marry me Severus Snape?! •my favourite on AVPM•

[PhtmoftheOpra]

@sadeyegirl I hope you're okay with polygamist relationships ;)

[froggirl19921993]

A "new hand potion"? ROTFLD :D

[imann1381]

This boy in my class came over and said " Wow. Your friend is SUPERMEGAFOXYHOTAWESOME. I didn't even know he knew about AVPM

[MoonlessNightfall]

The translated audio is soooooo funny

[TheWithLyrics]

"...Like a New Hand Potion..." Hahahahaha

[iluvag9]

"I probably used magic..."

Oh Joe how I lessthanthree you <3

[CanYouSayBubbles]

hahah Severus Snape.... MARRY ME?!?! :D

[jessakeilitz]

He is my favorite character in AVPM. I just love him. :)

[AliceAbyssx]

LOl i totally forgot his hand was suppose to be gone XDDD

[stutteringtj]

"I don't even know... except I do know because I made my hand grow back."

<3

xD he CRACKS me UP! :D

[1kbear1995]

Me and my family were having a HP marathon, and in the first movie (and every movie after that) I started cracking up, and my family, who has never heard of AVPM, were just like "W...T...F... O.o"

It was hilarious.

[CanYouSayBubbles]

You. Are. Awesome! :D

[aandthensome]

"look at me i'm Darren ladidadedaaaa"

[starkidnutter]

whoever requested that line is a legend.

[juliascool1]

I was freakin JUST thinking about his hand. Weird. But then again, he IS skilled at Occlumency, and Legilimency mist be another talent of his. :)

[Lyricangel28]

omg his hair is so awful that it rocks! that made no sense

[sheapierson]

"Something rather... I don't even know.

Actually I do know because I did make my hand come back. So there."

[xLucyJ28x]

"look at me I'm Darren lalalalalala I play my guitar blablablablabla I think I'm starkid" potter."

[spirkislogical]

why is your hair (wig) so uneven? lol

[lash83n]

@spirkislogical he just woke from his slumber. it's bed head.

:D

[XLolitaxholleighX]

Lol, new hand potion XD

[swordpirate]

he's really bubbly... about his hand... ? xD

and.. wait... is that red lipstick? rawr ;)

[BlackVelvetIndustry]

Just for the last HP movie. Darren, Joe Walker, Lauren, Joe Moses and Joey should all have brief cameo's.

[WeAreAirborne]

Can't understand a word he says, but I like his ring!

[PaigeCenterStage]

"Look at me, I'm Darren, I play guitar" xD Never ceases to make me laugh

[holliztr831]

Severus, your hair is lopsided.

[AnarchyNakiwarai]

YAY!!!!!

[MissyBear63]

:D Joe Moses... Hott

[kells115]

I love you too, Severus

[ScaryLittleRobot]

Darren, Joe and Lauren need to replace Dan, Alan, and Tom is HP... too bad it's almost over TT_TT

[potionsmistressful]

@ScaryLittleRobot

I don't know about replacing Alan Rickman he's played Snape so well!!

[hearkatrinaroar]

oh lord your face :)

[devishree]

You are my favorite character, I use your lines all the time in everyday life. THAT'S ABSURD!

[gracefulnerd]

@sakkarinahp yeah! That would be hilarious! In AVPS when they're talking about the time space continuum I couldn't help but think of Dr Who!

[Meemzeesh]

would you mind if i referred to you as my personal jesus?

[flirtasiax3]

hahahahahahah love you!

[LyssaJuice423]

I think you've grown way too attached to that wig... ;)

[aryllia]

@slytherinluver1

Failjoke?

[rlm4evr]

Is it just me or does he look kinda Trashed?

[RonRonRonWeasIey]

@rlm4evr

he just woke up from a slumber

[sakkarinahp]

He's doctor who, Tennent grew his hand back. That's the ONLY possible way these musicals could be improved, just have a dalek wander into one scene. That'd be brilliant, and have everyone take the mick out of it's plunger for a wand.

[AnnaStoney]

@fourminuteswiser yeah me too!!! I really hope they put the memories in the Hp7 part 2 :)

[fourminuteswiser]

I love Snape so much, I almost cried when Potter looked into his memories with Lily :(

[Mistoffelees11]

I felt like he was looking a my boobs..

[forevgirl117]

@Mistoffelees11 I almost died of laughter xD

[wesleywittcopjunior]

MY CLASS RING LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ONE!!! :D :D plus this is completley funny :D

[she0who0reads013]

Hehe.. HP FOREVER!!!

I love the things Fans come up with..

:D

[tatortotgrl]

Digitis rewrotis!

[crazygurl94]

Are you a muggle-headed dungle brain or what? I'm a WIZARD - I probably used MAGIC. In fact no, yes, I did use magic. What kind of potions master would I be if I couldn' t make a new hand. like a new hand potion. Like a 'digitus regrowtus. Tarsal growii something or other. I don't even know. Except I do know, because I DID make my hand come back, so there!

Damn, I love him :D

[testsubject154]

I love you. Win! 

[iHatecancer222]

I am SO NOT A MUGGLE HEADED DUNGLE BRAIN. D:

[RawrTheLionGirl]

thsoe 16 people are Absurd.

[CoHOCD]

@RawrTheLionGirl "That's absurd!"

[RawrTheLionGirl]

@CoHOCD YOU'RE ABSURD!

[Kimseynation]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[ShadowPurpleUmbreon]

LOL this is sooooo wierd!!!

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

oh mah gawd!! Severus Snape is Luke Skywalker?!

you know... hand...?

[elfinfaerie]

lol ashiegurl808 's comment made me laugh because when deathly hallows came out there were large groups of people that dressed up as people from avpm and avps. and it was pretty awesome, especially peoples reaction to the guy dressed up as umbridge

[TheSallyy]

he really sounds english. i'm english and i keep thinking he is english and he's just putting on some strange accent :')

snape ftw!

[makaylamoo2222]

Snape... your hair is uneven. /:)

[Lauraa4023]

You are definitely not a weiner jacket, that's for sure :)

[danceislife311]

I'm a wizard. I probably used magic.

[LoveParamoreTH]

Now Snape isn't serious anymore! lol

[theShelbylaw]

your hands looks really soft

[lewyiskey]

you

are

soooo

friggin

attractive

[shutterbug2124]

WHEN DID HE LOSE HIS HANDS?!?!?!

[whenigetyoualone]

@shutterbug2124 when voldy was reborn he cut it off he had the hook instead

[darkdragon324]

I love this guy!!! :DD

[ayyKatx]

16 people don't know what the hell is good in life.

[SANCxFREAK]

Whenever I read HP books I always wonder when I'm going to hear one of your lines in it. xD 

[SeriouslyitsDanielle]

Every time I watch the Harry Potter movies now, I keep waiting for everyone to burst into song...*sigh

[imissrose123]

I told my friend Lily (irony, anybody?) about the "Wanna come see the full moon with me? HAHA, ZOMBIE!" line from AVPS. She cracked up for about 5 minutes straight. On a crowded bus. :')

I think I recruited you guys another fan! You're welcome! XD

[SillySadie16]

@imissrose123 Thats not ironic

[bassoonbuddyXD]

"ah thaank youu!" ahahahaha woww!! Your so freakin funny!! Haha(: I love you snapey!!

[BookBabe73]

I love you

[Yasmin1927]

every time alan says something i need 2 laugh because i replace his voice trough yours^^



[nanaflute4ever]

I always hated snape because of the way he treated Harry and all the other Gryffindors, but after watching AVPM and AVPS i just ADORED SNAPE!! You rock, really, you are the best ! great actor . WOW :) x

[Minnie3Mushu4]

Wait didn't snape die?!

[DrHeinzy]

@Minnie3Mushu4 Hello, he is a WIZARD. He used MAGIC.

[ChampionOfLight]

You rock as Snape XD

I think you do a better job at it than Alan Rickman, you make Snape way cooler anyway XD