Mass Effect 2: Gay Romance with Jacob

[Tylerisuber]

Shepard is a gay nigger!

[demonicspire1]

fucking immoral. 

[alevsener2]

Shepard's got his rape face on :D

[Icycold500]

Shepard: 0:06 Yum, i love me some hot cocoa

[ReboundEX]

what THe FUCK



[endermaryn]

I really wanted to romance Jacob on my male Shepard too. I think Jacob is awesome, sweet and adorable. Hopefully, ME3 will acknowledge the continuing existence of such a relationship if one was started in ME2.

[JasondeLEpee]

I cracked up at Shepard's rape face. XD

[wickoox]

I can see a Shepard-James Vega relationship coming.

[CyaelDobson]

press 2 hoping no one ever looks at you like that

[BlueLikeWoah]

Woah look at the related videos.

[MuzeecX]

I laughed so hard at 0:08.

One of the funniest mass effect videos ever.

[dawsonoo7]

0:06 that's the look Shep gives to his inmates in prison when they drop the soap

[RakeBone]

Gay sex is gay....

[Njilin]

@RakeBone I'm impressed you noticed!

[QuattroKitten]

@RakeBone Redundant troll is redundant...

[Quetzalqoatl99]

Wow that was fucking awesome. I thought it was impossible to have sex with Jacob since he's so stubborn. lol

[YuriKimmer943]

then how does that work?

[BubblegumJoss]

there should be a porno for this

[cloudgirl150]

abs effect makes people's mass...oh never mind

[spartan876]

This made me laugh, hahahahahaha. Now I feel bad, but still, hahahahaha

[YuriKimmer943]

How you get the the dark chocolate bro to sleep with the Shepard. Now that's bizarre and scary.

Never knew that he could be seductive. But for real how do you?



[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

@YuriKimmer943 Mod.

[darthkarr]

ok....jacobs get to have the full shirt off action but we all we get from garrus is a head bump....fucking bioware -_-

[BrandonPhoenix0225]

finally! were taking over the word lol eat that hate mongers lol

[XxBellagio19xX]

eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[PandaPickups]

I used to be gay, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[MrPawsPause]

@PandaPickups you mean a cock.

[mrcodypettit]

@PandaPickups I use to be straight, then I took a dick in my ass

[battycoda]

@mrcodypettit How did you get that up there:-)

[Juppe115]

What the shit!

[GhostSnake]

Pause at 0:07

[TheWitchking123]

I HATE GAYS!!!! XP

[katsupoi24]

dude what the hell this inst dragon age

[Dragonlilly12]

wait...I thought you could only be lesbian, not gay?

[sangyuni96]

WTF

[IronMaiden881000]

I Love Shepard's face at 0:06

cracks me up everytime XD

[KickerGirl101]

@IronMaiden881000

ikr~!? X3

<3 <3 <3

[necridkee]

EDI is like o__o

[scclarke90]

fuck yeah can't wait to make my shephard gay in mass effect 3

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

OH LOOK ANOTHER AWKWARD THING IN MNY DOWNLOAD HISTORY

[obsoletenecromancer]

And I quote:

'What the shit?'

[fabianeberle]

uhh heavy risk but the priiize..

or

GAYCOP?

[Aurongel]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite romance on the Citadel.

[Artifex9989]

the priiiiiiiize



[tuck295q]

Why is this 18+ while other Jacob romance with woman videos are not? -_-*

[morag815]

@tuck295q Because of the ugly double standards of the majority.

[jasanimans]

LOOOOOOOOL

[RathNYC]

@TopL4m3r Methinks you protest too much. What's a matter honey bunny. Get all hot and aroused by watching this video? All confused and angry now? It's okay to come out of the closet. It gets better donchknow? :p

[sushiserv]

@RathNYC From one NYCer to another I say - speak it sister!

[sorwis]

lmao at shepard's expression 0:06

also, who the hell flagged this but the other romance scenes aren't?

[asia911]

I'm commander Shepahrd, and I'm not gay. Jacob's the gay one here. I only receive but not give. Now take my cock meat sandwich bitch and shut up.

[RoyaCanadianInfantry]

0:06,Shepard is a nasty guy lol

[PSNGreyLynx]

*clears throat*

[TopL4m3r]

this shit is what were looking forward to in me3.. thanks to bioware listeding to their faggot part of the community, no wonder since EA took over, they want attrack anybody to the series now, even 10 year olds that only play cod, hence the new option to skip dealing with conversations in the new game... these homo lovers disgust me

[Rykanable]

@TopL4m3r You just described yourself you homophobe :)

On topic: Shepard's smile=epic :D

[TopL4m3r]

@TopL4m3r I have nothing against gay people, i just dont want the series to suggest that shepard is a bisexual screwing anything on sight type a freak, thanks to the faggots at bioware forums they now ruined the main characters continuity.

[mujuma]

@TopL4m3r there isn't anything wrong with gay/lesbian couples. They're as human as anyone else.

Fans desired it and Bioware gave, if you dislike it don't do it.

[RacialStereotype]

I can't stop laughing, hahahahaha!

[KingDiamondHead]

This is gay.

[PurpleChidori]

im in that wierd part of youtube again, lol, how did i get here anyway? 0.o

[Everely]

One word: YUM <3

[woovy]

NO WAI

[ritsu45]

I likes so much *bloody*

[MrRandomguy781]

OH MY GOD!

[sigh999999]

Now thats just wrong LMAO did yall see sheperds face lol

[lordbyro1]

Wau! So hot... You did what my imagination always wanted to see.

[AWonderingWarrior]

@CallmeAffiliated

So you have a gay-o-meter? Sounds gay. But then again there is always the option of Miranda ;)

[torbyyou]

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[xaethe81]

GL with aids.

[eromaxi]

Made me sick. )) Shepard is a Man, not some chicky-boy.

[bendelundead]

OH GOD NO NOT IN FRONT OF THE SPACE HAMSTER

[MRdivod]

Wrong .. this is wrong ... please dont attempt to do this at home !!!

[FantasiaMagia]

One word.

HOT!

[AWonderingWarrior]

Can you actually do this within the game? Or is it a modification of some sorts?

[CallmeAffiliated]

@AWonderingWarrior yes you can recieve or pitch all depends on how gay you are

[Bellraga]

0:05 - 0:09 shepard rape face

[odysseusbg]

Still not as gay as twilight.

[M00TWUT]

OH WHAT THE FUCK

[MrBorsalinoKizaru]

Love <3

[prophetofsorrow]

Sexy Shepard =)

[GuiMetal626]

poor shepard lol

[Masteriousification]

HOT STUFF!

[Agoonga]

Back that thing up, or should I push up on it?

[SombreroKing100]

Brokeback Normandy?

[ShaneMcCutcheon2008]

Is it possible!?

How did you do it?

I want to know.

[brownsugarcandie2007]

hot! o.o

[gplff5]

mans effect 2

[Themastercode1235]

@gplff5 Yep.

[TheRaydiation]

more like mASS effect 2. Shepard was giving some FACE! lol Luv you Jacob, i made sure you survived, id sacrifice ALL of Normandy!!!

[NarutoRasengan89]

Thats fucked up



[Annihilator27]

The face still cracks me up.

[Backopsgod]

LMFAO'D SO HARD AT THIS!

[tarja82]

0:07-OMG!!!Look at Shepard's face!!!!!!!!!xD

[Daaannoo]

what did I just watch?

[yanggies]

SHEPARD U JERK!!! U CANT BE CHEATING ON KAIDEN!!!

[ArtemiyCr]

this is MOD ?

[azrn44]

fuck thats sick u gays fuck off

[TarotMage]

@azrn44 Mom, get off the computer and take your meds!

[zorrgon56]

Its a Trap!!!!! ...is my only response to this video...

[artasaweapon]

i tried everything and i never been able to fuck with jacob, does the paragon or renegade have an effect on the relationship, i should have more paragon or renegade? my renegade and paragon are the same, after the mission about his father it says on mass effect wiki that im suppose to say that im feeling lonely but the option never comes.... im sad lol!

[RoastyHat]

@artasaweapon This is a mod.It's not supposed to happen on a platform other than pc because you can change things in the game to make it seem like that.

[lemonpartyhellyeah]

age restricted ? wtf

[ImmoralEndings]

is it normal to be jealous tht jacob is more built than shepard?

[Maciej797973]

@ShadowVampireDragon did i must change sex in save editor ??

[PacoMxxN]

can you really get this??? I mean, after watching this I've googled it and aparently you can't, :S :S :S

[ShadowVampireDragon]

OMG WHY THE FUCK I WATCHED THERE GOES MY BOOBIE LOVEN PERVERTNESS

and now i am gay but stil lthats some funny hit there

[Maciej797973]

how to do that i mean how i can have romance with jacob ?

[david1991rules4life]

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!

[afnist]

oh god this is so gay

[shiftingCat]

@afnist ... as it meant to be

[primeEmu16]

actually come to think of it...there can be lesbain sex in ME and ME2 but why hasnt there been any guy on guy sex? I myself am not gay but find it odd that the option is not there...(unless is it..?)

[ferdi887]

yeah Jacob take that stick outta your ass...and replace it with a dick..damn

[richeerich96]

This video leads me to believe Shepard and Kaiden are gonna get it on in Mass Effect 3 lmaoo

[merksperk2]

I'm Commander Shepard, and Jacob is my favorite PRIZE on the Citadel.

[ffinfinity1]

This might happen in ME3, they decided to have man on man relationships :P

[flowerswallowstail]

@ffinfinity1 You made my day!

[ffinfinity1]

@flowerswallowstail yea i might do it just for the awkward dialogue of it lol

[RoyaCanadianInfantry]

Did you saw the face of Shpard,he is a nasty (gay) bastard(just jokning)xaaxaa.

[Heymonkey81]

I didn't think you could gay Sheppard up, I'm gonna be trying that now lol

[Tobriep81]

EEEEWWWWW NOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Bottles013]

Heavy risk... but the GUYS.

[15204chad]

once you go black...

[thegreenghost1000]

@15204chad Shepard never went back

[Helios382]

LOOOOOOOOL HOLY CRAP :X

[sparxravencroft]

*drool* for lack of better terms... HOLY SHIT JACOBS HOT and the male shepard pairing only helps.

[JammerP]

See....this is what makes me yearn to serve on a starship. When you have to deal with the uncertainties of a cold, dark, lonely galaxy, you just have to turn to the closest warm (hottest) body nearby! LOLOLOL

[StrictSnow]

Hey guys. This is... gay. nyuck nyuck nyuck.

[JsRf13]

@StrictSnow badum tsch

[terithar]

Wow... lol

[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

This is hilarious and totally should have stayed in the game for the lulz.

[Steggman]

oh man! that last image will stay with me forever!

LOLOL!!

[Venix946]

Holy shit Jacob is RIPPED.

[SuperMarvelUniverse]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF?>???!?!@?$!@?$­

[OverStuffedTaco]

The song Sexual Man Chocolate by Attack Attack is about Jacob

[Arturg438]

Crap

[HomuncuIus]

LOLing hard my stomach exploded

[Left4DeadFan2010]

Jacob is bi

[TheBioBeast]

Lol, I'll never do Jacob's loyalty mission now

[RoyceZ1]

If this is possible, im never talking to Jacob again. Holy shit.

[RoyceZ1]

is this possible?

[flowerswallowstail]

Ehehe...

So fucking nice.

[KhaymanHence666]

@SinergyWave At least you can still have hot pink armor, just not hot man sex.

[FinalNinja447]

Jungle Fever!

[FinalNinja447]

0:06 WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED HAPPINESS SMILE WAS THAT?????

[KhaymanHence666]

@FinalNinja447 The smile he makes because he knows his dick is going up jacobs ass.

[FinalNinja447]

@KhaymanHence666 You know what? Is far as i'm not homphobe, I really dont want to know who goes in first -___-

[THEKOOL4iDMAN697]

Jacob: Shepard what are you...

Shepard: assuming direct control...

wow i just said that,ew.

[petrolacosaurus]

having gay sex with the commander. heavy risk... but the priiiize...

[squishy0707]

"Ooh Commander Shepard" A fanfiction Shepard: Jacob, I'm back from the suicide mission and looking oh so sexy and my armor is gone? Jacob: Ohh Commander Shepard Ooh... Shepard: Let's do it and I'll leave my biotics activated. *gaze* Meanwhile in a 20 mile radius of this event: LEGION BUILDING CONSENSUS Legion: Please try again later GARRUS GOING GAY Garrus: Calibrations...~ It was amazing. The End.

[waffeell]

no homo

[LookinDownOnU7]

im a straght guy so why did i click this

[xShinobiDisasterx]

This is gay

[Steamboter]

This video is most popular with:

Male 25-34

Male 18-24

Male 35-44

[tuck295q]

@Steamboter And most popular in America ;D

[superfreegoat]

BUT THE PRIIIIIIIIZE...

[69Bluntsmoka420]

I heard that not only will Mass Effect 3 have a gay romance option for male Shepards, but there's a minigame where Shepard mans a glory hole in a bathroom on the Citadel.

[RockyDylanBebb]

Because being gay isn't logical. You can't make a baby with 2 things that are the same sex. It's like.. plugging your ps2 controller into an xbox and wondering why it wont work.

[FinalNinja447]

@RockyDylanBebb

Dont you think 6.93 billion people on the earth enough? And anyways how is it affecting you?.

You know, I hate to be a nerd but your PS2 controller plugged in an xbox is false... You know were I'm going with this.

[filopride619]

@RockyDylanBebb sorry ma kinda didn't make sense cos ps2 and xbox are differet. Good try though. Like the old antennas for the tv's, the wired ones. One end of the wire is called a male because it has a 'rod' and the other a female because it has a 'hole' on it. If you join them together, the rod going in the hole (lol) it powers the tv to get a signal. But two rods, going together, how's that gonna happen

[RockyDylanBebb]

@filopride619 you understood me perfectly than if you saw that i was saying ps2's and xbox's are different. A Womans Vagina and a Mans Ass are completely different. Just how i was saying the ps2 is completely different than the xbox. If you tried putting the two rods together you wouldn't get a signal.. same way you dont put two penis's together and get a baby...

[filopride619]

@RockyDylanBebb yer i got now what you meant

[morag815]

@filopride619 You should look up what docking is...

[jacktwist2004]

@RockyDylanBebb GTFO you idiot!!! It's nature...and you are nobody to decide whether its right or wrong.

[BadVoodo0]

WELLLLLLLLLLLL.....

atleast Shepard is on top ;)

[smukase]

lol bromance

[BadVoodo0]

I think Legion would be better then Jacob in bed.....if you know what i mean

[AngelofAmbrosia]

@BadVoodo0 Is it because of gadgets for something...?

[callmedead1]

YOU GO SHEPHARD!GET THAT DICK! its good being bi "2 for 2 action" meaning 2 guys 2 girls and me ;)