Hey look buddy, I'm a commentator, that means I write comments. Not comments like: "Nice movie bro." or "T0t4lly 4w3s0m3", because that would go over the border between comments and SPAM. I write REAL comments. For instance, how am I gonna get my comment in the top comments box? The answer... is a comment. And if that wont work, I write another comment. Like this first-class comment, designed by me, and typed by me. And you better hope... is not copied by you.
Why so much hate for premiums? I've had this since the first day it came out, and I don't act like any of the stereotypes they put the other premiums in ._.
@Koopastomper I remember being shot in the balls by my sister and surviving. I actually would rather not have survived, just to escape the humiliation of having an arrow in your crotch
TF2 premium - you have chances to get a hat in drop, 300 backpack slots, trading, better weapons drop, available to craft special items like unusual headtaker.
TF2 free to play - dont have any chances to get a hat in drop, 50 backpack slots, cannot trade with the others, they get milestone weapons only in drop, they cant craft special stuff.
For F2Ps: Team Fortress 2 is a badass cartoon first-person class-based game where you randomly find weapons and even more weapons till you have all 50 slots full, then you craft and craft and, finally, remain with 10 badass rare EXTREMELY TROLLING weapons.
For Premiums: Hat Fortress 2 is the american #1 war-themed hat-simulator. You randomly find hats, more hats and EVEN MOAR HATS! You piss on your weapons, turning them into scrap metal to craft EVERY SINGLE HAT!!!
@Slicezorr so true, kinda sad to see how people think a piece of crap on your head is more worth it than a badass gun that kills everybody and everything on his way to victory :/
@Slicezorr I never really got the whole "hat craze" thing. I mean, they're nice to have, but they don't really do anything except look cool. Except for the Polycount ones.
There is one EPIC man, his name is spy. He will fuck your mom, backstabb you (And maybe even steal your identity) and fake his death just to see you Crap your pants.
I know what you're thinkin... Is this guy F2P or is he the real deal? Well, I'll tell ya, in all this confusion I forgot myself. But seeing as how this is a sniper rifle, and could blow your head clean off, now that it's fully charged, you gotta ask yourself... Do I fell lucky? Well, do ya, wanka?
@doomfan12345 F2P are people who downloaded the game for free. When TF2 first went free-to-play, an influx of gamers unacustomed to the unusual style of TF2 made them easy picking for veteran players.
@Gigagondy Well I can just say I will probably never get as good as some of the players I have seen (specially Spy players.. some are just making my mind blow away)
At the beginning of the song it combines grace with action at a shall we say "accurate" combination and pace, waiting to take it's shot at the fatal T, every sniper aims for.
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RaaR1097 15 hours ago
The Sniper should totally have his own show.
ErickOrffs 3 days ago
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thespy672 3 days ago
Listen to this after listen to Number One, feels like a boss, Australian made!
Stolemyusename 4 days ago
F2P: Oh i hate premiums balh balh balh
we paid for our fucking game you did not
ishallkillall 4 days ago
Why so much hate for premiums? I've had this since the first day it came out, and I don't act like any of the stereotypes they put the other premiums in ._.
ZBaller100 6 days ago
@ZBaller100 the same could pretty much be said for the F2P's :/
rasm9772 3 days ago
@ZBaller100 wow tbh f2p get so much hate from premiums on the server i'm on
chicksrock58 2 days ago in playlist warhammer time
sniper is same race as saxton hale. He has the blood of a god.
KoTORSolid2 1 week ago
@KoTORSolid2 They are the Disiples of Christian Brutal Sniper
ishallkillall 4 days ago
wwwoooooaaaaaaauuuuhh !!!!! i like
chove93 2 weeks ago
Man I love the Huntsman. I even named it "Stop Being So Predictable" xD
Mandorange 2 weeks ago
@Mandorange Lol X3
iiswatchingu 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
I like to go around TF2 shooting people in the knee with my huntsmen....
numo97 2 weeks ago
@numo97 lamer
Jackblackblood 2 weeks ago
I love firing up TF2 for some virtual archery.
paintblock 2 weeks ago
@paintblock That's the only reason i play TF2 :P
Transfer that oblivion archery skill into a multiplayer FPS
KoTORSolid2 2 weeks ago
Soldier needs a rocket launcher. But all Sniper needs is a BOW AND ARROW!
WHO'S THE WEAK ONE NOW, PRIVATE PRINKLETOES!?
Lishy1 2 weeks ago 4
Rifles are for noobs. Real men use huntsman
TheMagicalFace 3 weeks ago 3
@TheMagicalFace Whether or not an individual uses a bow and arrow or a gun does not determine how masculine or feminine (s)he is...
EpsilonDEA 3 weeks ago
@TheMagicalFace Real men shoot the arrows in the knees... I do it all the time when I use Sniper.
SonyTheHedgehog8 2 weeks ago
ha dirty harry
judgedreed2000ad 3 weeks ago
Oh, how I wish I was a member of the Valve Studio Orchestra....
ImBehindYouNow 3 weeks ago
@ImBehindYouNow Same here bro. Same bro :)
billfarmergoofyfan15 2 weeks ago
Boom Head Shot -sniper
SSJOE63 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
oh look! Twilight Sparkle :D
sunlun123 1 month ago
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TudominotheGreat 1 month ago
@sunlun123 what the hell are you talking about? BRONY!
TudominotheGreat 1 month ago
@TudominotheGreat u know brony that means u know what i'm talking about
sunlun123 1 month ago
@sunlun123 Well I don't see Twilight, and I called you BRONY! because I`m an anti-brony.
TudominotheGreat 1 month ago
@TudominotheGreat you are? curse u ==''
sunlun123 4 weeks ago
@TudominotheGreat We need more people like you.
dangolboomhower 3 weeks ago
Snipers a good job mate...
TermsFairy 1 month ago 3
my favorite sniper quote; "you got blood on my knife, mate."
axelthegreat9 1 month ago
Sniper is cool.
That's why he's australian.
Spikecartesia 1 month ago 34
@Spikecartesia That's why he's so cool :d
seba1298 2 weeks ago
He's taking aim at all the bloody wankers making "arrow to the knee" jokes
ComradeAzza 1 month ago
@ComradeAzza about to kneecap them for irony's sake
axelthegreat9 1 month ago
I love using the Huntsman so much, sometimes you kill players with literal arrows to the knee, and the rage is glorious.
Koopastomper 1 month ago 3
@Koopastomper I remember being shot in the balls by my sister and surviving. I actually would rather not have survived, just to escape the humiliation of having an arrow in your crotch
Railfan1TV 1 month ago
SHWIIIGGAAAAAAAAAAAN
SeriousJB 1 month ago
GAWD SIVE THE KWYIN.
lodziklocPL 1 month ago
Valve, Y U NO INCUDE THIS IN GAME MENU?!
Tenn1502 1 month ago
@Tenn1502 Because, it's not their song. It's the Magnum Force theme - from the Dirty Harry series
Kieranat0rK82 1 month ago
sorry, but this is magnum force from dirty harry, while they are very similar, they have major differences in between the two
MrGallade475 1 month ago
@MrGallade475 Well, thank you Captain fucking Obvious.
magnusm1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
i always hear him say lets have a gay ya mate
themrlegoman1000 1 month ago
@themrlegoman1000 go dummy
superluigi572 1 month ago
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@themrlegoman1000 not gay
superluigi572 1 month ago
Am i the only one who has the least ammount of hats
randomtoa 1 month ago
His shot was close
I lost my hat
My shot was closer
He lost his head
TheMonacleSpy 1 month ago in playlist Caitlyn Music
chuck norris lent this guy a potato to record that song with from his secret potato garden in the plane between heaven and hell
NucleaqrBioFortress 1 month ago
@NucleaqrBioFortress The plane between heaven and hell? Earth?
b0w5er 1 month ago
WHY THE HELL DOES IT NOT PLAY ON THE MAIN MENU!
handsomeboya2012 1 month ago
@handsomeboya2012 Copyright Magnum Force Theme
GAYPAINLS 1 month ago
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Slicezorr 1 month ago
TF2 premium - you have chances to get a hat in drop, 300 backpack slots, trading, better weapons drop, available to craft special items like unusual headtaker.
TF2 free to play - dont have any chances to get a hat in drop, 50 backpack slots, cannot trade with the others, they get milestone weapons only in drop, they cant craft special stuff.
Yep. Premium TF2 Rocks.
The15312 1 month ago
@The15312 Then buy premium for $0.49. And with F2P you can still PLAY the game.
thatreveiwguy 1 month ago
@thatreveiwguy What do you mean?
How can you play a virtual hat stimulator if you do not even have a hat?
soulfrost3 1 month ago 3
For F2Ps: Team Fortress 2 is a badass cartoon first-person class-based game where you randomly find weapons and even more weapons till you have all 50 slots full, then you craft and craft and, finally, remain with 10 badass rare EXTREMELY TROLLING weapons.
For Premiums: Hat Fortress 2 is the american #1 war-themed hat-simulator. You randomly find hats, more hats and EVEN MOAR HATS! You piss on your weapons, turning them into scrap metal to craft EVERY SINGLE HAT!!!
Slicezorr 1 month ago 88
@Slicezorr So true.
gamebro100 1 month ago
@Slicezorr so true, kinda sad to see how people think a piece of crap on your head is more worth it than a badass gun that kills everybody and everything on his way to victory :/
LulZpt 4 weeks ago
@LulZpt remember, not everyone is like that. i play because it's fun, not because of what i have on my head XD
TheDeg5555 3 weeks ago
@Slicezorr This is why I quit TF2.
CynepToct 4 weeks ago
@Slicezorr And they say ''Premiums'' are better.
Patronaros 2 weeks ago
@Slicezorr i reallllly hope you know that you don't "find hats" in team fortress, you get them from crates or trade them
you dumbass
charlie120asc 2 weeks ago
@charlie120asc You're the dumbass, hats drop randomly, like weps.
Skwinkster 2 weeks ago
@Skwinkster ...your joking right?
charlie120asc 2 weeks ago
@charlie120asc LOL you can find random hats in game bro.
N4K3DN1NJ4 2 weeks ago
@charlie120asc No sir
Skwinkster 2 weeks ago
@Skwinkster Of course you can ôo
MrRecht93 1 week ago
@charlie120asc you can find them, i found a made man and noble amassment. +1 a few more on an old account
psychochickendelivry 1 week ago
@Slicezorr I never really got the whole "hat craze" thing. I mean, they're nice to have, but they don't really do anything except look cool. Except for the Polycount ones.
Rampage470 1 week ago
@Rampage470
costume sets offer bonuses I found out.
NUTCASE71733 1 week ago
@Rampage470 hats were, irl used as idols of status. the bigger hat the better you were
maybe /sniff, maybe
KarateSniper 1 week ago
@Slicezorr catch them all!
Sapparlipopett 5 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos
Replayed 96 times and counting.
MrDanny12350 1 month ago
replay ? 0:00
pinguinulzburator 1 month ago
U know what sucks? I bought this game right before it went f2p. Like the night before it went f2p. ._.
nicksm64 1 month ago
@nicksm64 Hat aquired: Proof of Purchase! Good job, mate!
soulfrost3 1 month ago
Right Behind You
lIIDeathFromAboveIIl 1 month ago
0:35 for song
ivancho596 2 months ago
@ivancho596 Surely you meant 0:00. Or at least 0:21, which is when the funky bass comes in. ಠ_ಠ
ABetterBadger 1 month ago
This guy needs a BUSHWACKA!
XLR8tor300 2 months ago
hhh is gabe #2
themrlegoman1000 2 months ago
tom selleck = saxton hale's twin
haushundekuchen 2 months ago
I hum this when waiting for the blu sniper on 2fort to make his move.
LibertyTreeStudios 2 months ago
Valve REALLY needs to make a movie!
MultiSpacecow 2 months ago 2
@MultiSpacecow Oh yes, definetly :D
kpwfenins 1 month ago
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhmmmmmmmmmm.... sir... you are missing your 480p ...
TheOceanVibe 2 months ago
*starts to aim upper*
*start aim, stop aim, start aim, stop aim, start aim, etc.*
humping's a good job mite!
FthFpsGamer97 2 months ago
BABABA,BA, BA,BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EliteDeltaTeam 2 months ago
Upon getting the "Eureka effect" engineer wrench i shall play this song untill i crash the internet.
killerky9 2 months ago
@killerky9 I love to kill Eureka efffect engis. :D
On an Instant-respawn server, te final effect is same. :D
Zeratul18HuNv2 2 months ago
@Zeratul18HuNv2 Yeah, we got a really goddamn raw deal when it came to items. It's like Valve hates Engineers.
marcusdranz 2 months ago
I used to be a counter-sniper sniper, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
...now I'm a camper sniper.
ABetterBadger 2 months ago
It looks like 32 sniper's victims disliked this video. Includin' chickens.
Al97Rus 2 months ago
ending of this song i feel like... i just blew your head off mate.
coolman2510 2 months ago
There is one EPIC man, his name is spy. He will fuck your mom, backstabb you (And maybe even steal your identity) and fake his death just to see you Crap your pants.
nickysticky100 2 months ago
YOU...Your from the 60's...
spuddsstudios 2 months ago
come to think of it, this REALLY does sound like a dirty harry song
Mrreebo 2 months ago
@Mrreebo It IS.
In fact, it's the intro of one of the movies.
nitro836 2 months ago
@nitro836
really?
is that why i can't legally download it through the systemX96 or whatever files, because its trademarked not by valve?
Mrreebo 2 months ago
'I think 'is mate sarw me.'
*Gun shots*
'Yes! Yes 'e did!'
ReviewerKid90 3 months ago 2
Fuck yeah
nicksm64 3 months ago
Valves orchestra FTW
TheCodename54 3 months ago
Notice that in the picture the arrowhead should be going through his finger.
MrBlueSoup6 3 months ago 2
@MrBlueSoup6 it shoots snipers fist into your face.
ShaddySoldier 3 months ago
For the heck of it I think of this in CoD sniping with a python for secondary.
DannyMorel 3 months ago
Half of the time he sounds like an assassin.
The other half he sounds like a crazed gunman.
MrKrump0 3 months ago
comments have standards
be short
be funny have a plan to get it thumbsed up
CyberVirus549 3 months ago
i used to be a scout, but then i took an arrow to the knee
SpawnerOfEbils 3 months ago 10
@SpawnerOfEbils You are the 26th million person to type this fucking meme onto the internet. Think of something original, damn it!
CaptainHoovy 1 month ago
@CaptainHoovy well you do get a bow and arrow(the huntsman) and you can shoot arrows to knees
Mexica1345 1 month ago
@SpawnerOfEbils WOW, SO MUCH FUNNY...
mcjd300 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I know what you're thinkin... Is this guy F2P or is he the real deal? Well, I'll tell ya, in all this confusion I forgot myself. But seeing as how this is a sniper rifle, and could blow your head clean off, now that it's fully charged, you gotta ask yourself... Do I fell lucky? Well, do ya, wanka?
Gigagondy 3 months ago 110
@Gigagondy
Yes I do fall over lucky, little known fact
GameReviewer1987 2 months ago
@Gigagondy Well? i gotta know
shinobihalo 2 months ago
@Gigagondy I love F2P's, so many new targets since it went free.
UncleSpankification 2 months ago
@Gigagondy Sorry to ask this but what the difference between F2P TF2 and Premium TF2
doomfan12345 1 month ago
@doomfan12345 F2P are people who downloaded the game for free. When TF2 first went free-to-play, an influx of gamers unacustomed to the unusual style of TF2 made them easy picking for veteran players.
Gigagondy 1 month ago
@Gigagondy Well I can just say I will probably never get as good as some of the players I have seen (specially Spy players.. some are just making my mind blow away)
RHProductionsII 1 month ago
Ya know, there was a reson why VaLVE made Heavy's head so relitivly small.
acau77 3 months ago 4
@acau77 SHOULD BE VALVe
ChuggaFan01 2 months ago
I play this every time I play sniper in any and every game >:)
udontnoudontno 3 months ago
I just filled a jar with my piss and threw it at my neighbour's dog.
charizardburner 3 months ago
@charizardburner Lieing fuck weed much?
JAMES0944 3 months ago
@charizardburner
Dog may get revenge. Make sure to equip the Razorback.
OfficerRyman7 3 months ago
I would feel bad being the person yelling AHHHHHAAAAHHHH in the background.
acau77 3 months ago
@SimeonS93 Half-Life
armitx9 3 months ago
I'll be honest with you... My parents do NOT care for me, Snipers a good job mate.
Spheretechfuture 3 months ago 71
@Spheretechfuture Did you intentionally butcher the quote?
chuckles1252 2 months ago 11
"i think his mate saw me..."
"YES, YES HE DID!"
wowmaster217 3 months ago
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ROFLmao35216 3 months ago
hooley dooley!
themrlegoman1000 3 months ago
likes = kills in a row
dislikes = kills stealed from sniper
solomirox 3 months ago
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sniper:
hero of mediaval
headtaker's enemy
most polite person
most efficient person
had a plan to kill everyone he met
our most favourite class has very many titles... we all love him :)
thumbs up or i will throw piss at you
bestdudeever765 3 months ago
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bestdudeever765 3 months ago
Youtubers have standards
be clever
be appreciative of movies
have a plan to parody meet the sniper quotes
stinkoman2x6 3 months ago 4
Hawly dewly! The ammount of likes in this video (1963) is just like the year TF2 is set in. Now that's a proper blady routen!
xservintage 3 months ago 2
@xservintage I'm pretty sure TF2's in 1968.
PootisPootisPootis 3 months ago
@PootisPootisPootis
It is? Meh, 63, 68, that was a pretty cool decade.
xservintage 3 months ago
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@PootisPootisPootis
It is? Meh, 63, 68, that was a pretty cool decade.
xservintage 3 months ago
i can already see myself cruising along the outback with this song playing.
grevious437 3 months ago
Commentin's a good job mate. Stay indoors, I garentee ya might go angrty, cuz at the end of the list, some troll's gunna want some troll out-rated.
No....put youtube on the phone!
Im not a crazy commenter, dad, im a youtuber!
Trolls have standards....
be dumb
be rude
and have a plan to annoy everyone you meet.
*boom*
like-shot.
acau77 3 months ago 6
30 people were Jarated by the Sniper.
tails230 3 months ago
@tails230 nope 31 and the 1,962 like is me as a sniper.
glitchhunter96 3 months ago
Be rude, throw piss at people.
usercemal 4 months ago
Wallpaper?
Danny91252973a 4 months ago
this reminds me about heavy adventers part 1 and 2
ICE91WOLF91 4 months ago
for some reason reminds me of crash tag team race :3
celestla 4 months ago
@celestla some music level, or some zone exploring level, i dont remember
pollotierrez 4 months ago
@pollotierrez exploring
celestla 4 months ago
I'm hoping valve forgot that they still had to release episode 3. Suddenly episode 4,
WTF VALVE?
Gabe: what?
What about episode 3?
Gabe: ... Oh god damnit!
elronman 4 months ago
It seems like every video I watch now, its got something about MLP or anti-bronies and trolls complaining about the show in the comments section.
Vodkasnez 4 months ago
At the beginning of the song it combines grace with action at a shall we say "accurate" combination and pace, waiting to take it's shot at the fatal T, every sniper aims for.
doomfan12345 4 months ago
Sniper Killing Spies since 2009
gumy4123 4 months ago
@gumy4123 Don't you mean 2007?
bigfatcarp93 4 months ago
TA-TA-TA-TA TA-DAAA!
Shpogs 4 months ago
To bad the sniper song is to close to the magnum force song. It be nice to have it on the start up menu without copyright issues.
TheKazmohdim 4 months ago
@TheKazmohdim It IS the magnum force song! Just recut a bit.
alynnidalar 4 months ago in playlist Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack
@alynnidalar it isn't the exact same, they changed it a bit, but it would be really nice if thy could
shunfglol 4 months ago
After coming here, and then going to the actual video, this song sounds VERY different.
I personally prefer the one from TF2.
MystyrNile 4 months ago
Comments have standards
Be short
Be Concise
And have a plan to make it funny
TheAttackOfPineApple 4 months ago in playlist TF2 194
@TheAttackOfPineApple And never ever be original.
Judes6647 4 months ago
@TheAttackOfPineApple
Team is red, enemy is blue...
Look! Lots of pissmen to kill!
Gromorionkar 3 months ago
@TheAttackOfPineApple lol
Xlr501 3 months ago
@TheAttackOfPineApple
lol100likes
NameRetarded 3 months ago
This sounds different than the one heard in the video.
HardAssEnterprises 4 months ago
@HardAssEnterprises The one in the trailer has been cut, this is the original, if you saw the cut one without the video it wouldn't be as good...
flushnex 4 months ago
Be polite. (Throws piss.)
Be efficent. (Gets backstabbed.)
Have a plan to kill to kill everyone you meet. ('Spoi!'. Teamkills.)
NintendoAddictNAD 4 months ago 55
Feelings?! Look mate..
jamestown111 4 months ago
troll bronies till they extinct!!!!!!!
tanmingsen 4 months ago