Dane Cook on killing someone

[HellsingFan22]

QULATY SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MIKETRILLION]

@GspotRocker hahahahahaaha

[GspotRocker]

was this audio recorded with a tooth brush?

[darkstarshadowclan]

@GspotRocker no it was a potato.

[GspotRocker]

@darkstarshadowclan ha even better

[AngelicxIris]

haha "why am I in heaven, what just happened?"

[dreamofawish]

PIGGY BANK HEAD!

[917darren]

Why am I in heaven?lol!

[snakeanium]

{exhasperated sigh} why are half the comments about the quality? I see no problem with the quality.

[Himz97nom]

@snakeanium are you serious? this quality sucks you can barely hear him.

[snakeanium]

@Himz97nom I can, why not you?

[Himz97nom]

@snakeanium because the quality sucks -________-

[SamRocks987]

*someone takes out their calculator and starts recording*

after recording- "wow this looks amazing! i think ill put it on youtube! i hope i get a lot of likes!"

now i just watched that video and posted a comment on it.

hey look heres that comment

[Ilessthan3RWJ]

@SamRocks987 wtf?? yur a creeper.....

[SamRocks987]

@Ilessthan3RWJ Wow, ur stupid and dont get it then

[77DarkButterfly]

@Ilessthan3RWJ Ummmm I don't think you get it then...don't insult people unless you know what they're talking about. 

[Dalabill57091]

funny ass guy. crappy vid

[clockwise28786]

Recorded with a cauculater

[xT1AOx]

:51 looks like he threw a flash of light :P

[peacelovemusic194]

coin. head. fucking dead!

[DiverseShark]

lol read lamb to the slaughter...

[KatieMae661]

54 people know someone killed by a coin

[videogamerEPICNESS]

i can't even hear what he's saying! all i hear is this one lady. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRICKEN HA!" is what she sounds like! its more like hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAHA... D=<

[sailorsaturn1220]

stab someone with an icicle lol! melts away!

[arnaldoissuperhot]

"tht was a great movie and why am i in heave just what happened?"

[davgabe]

Dane Cook`s" vicious circle" is the most pathedic hour of so called comedy ever.. He just SUCKS period

[brokenpageprotector]

@davgabe

yet you watch a Dane Cook video...?

[KoalaBear9526]

Coin head dead lol.

[slovakmath]

all those retards who brought their cameras would have annoyed the fuck out of me... all the other retards in there who did not bring their cameras would have annoyed me just for paying to see dane cook

[milo8987]

haha "stab him with an icicle, so when it melts no finger-prints"

[ewew2108ewew]

why am i in heaven what just happened?! lmao

[mcbee566]

Bad quality

[Klespyrio]

" Coin-Head, Fucking-Dead. " :D

[MirandaLuvzTwilight]

rotflolmfao

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

"yeah i heard that was a great movie and ah....why am in heaven?"

[HouseIsLove1]

this is isolated incident....dane looked SO different during vicious circle this is an isolated incident bit.

[JackSellington1081]

"Yeah i heard this was a great movie , why am i in heaven?"

[sal1027]

LMAO, Coin, Head, Fuckin Dead

[AlbiSancho]

whats the name of this whole vid like his other one was viscous circle

[smasherd5r]

i think its "Isolated Incident"

[ZackPotts1221]

@smasherd5r

THIS vid is a vicious circle, he jus does diff jokes at diff shows. and yea, isolated incident is the next one

[istayaway1]

Couldnt even fuckin understand what he was saying... Shitty video...

[AgentZombieMan]

Crappy kwality, but still funny.

[Daninja1234]

umm...soz but i cnt understand wat he's saying

[HomeworkHelper1]

MSG, monosodium glutamate?

[pumamora1995]

@HomeworkHelper1 madison square garden

[HomeworkHelper1]

Aah.

[HAYLEYxHEARTLESS]

@HomeworkHelper1

madison square garden?

[luv4unc53]

yep

[dragonicmonkey7]

that was a good story... written by the same guy that wrote james and the giant peach xD

[Fullmetalkid]

u dont speak english u dumb basterd, your diss is invalid. (@vikramvaranasi)

[GreenDevel]

yo, we're here to have fun and leave our own comments, not get an English lesson...

[alixxmcr94]

"coin head, fucking dead.." lmfao that was genius! I cant rhyme...

"why am i in heaven?"

lmao i love this guy.

[dericjeter2]

The ending killed me

ironic

[twenty514]

ahhh man, Dane Cook is the best story teller, so damn funny!

[PotterGeek24]

why am i in heaven? what just happened?

dane cook is awesome!! =D

[RADBMX384]

yeah tht was a great movie and y am i in heavan? wat just hapend? LMAO

[yubisakireno]

ITS A MOVIE?

[pooppooppoop7890]

U can't even freaking ubderstand him!

[IanKabraRox]

i cant even freaking UNDERSTAND u

[FOsHo112x]

wtf cant even understand him talking

bad quality

[northernflicker]

@FOsHo112x It's more watchable that way. When you can't understand what he's saying you can't hear how boring and unfunny the jokes are.

[fuzz28monkey]

@FOsHo112x its bad quality, but unless youre partially deaf (which if you are no offence) its really not that hard to understand him.

[harrisonthegreat]

@FOsHo112x turn up your volume

[chainsawkitty1]

heres a bad quality person

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yyyyoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!

[pyrofreak24]

why am i in heaven?

[nocureforstupid]

Lmao that is so f*ckin perfect. "You go to high school, graduate, go to college, get a degree, start a family, open a buisiness, coin head, fuckin dead." Lol like which one of these events doesn't belong?

[Stupidproductions5]

graduating from collage, especially in these times...........

[KakashiTemari]

Coin. Head. Fucking Dead.

[terynboi101]

looks like he threw a light at :50

[gondim87]

yeap cool

[bballgrl200]

Funny

[dericjeter2]

That was such a great movie

whait why am i in heavin what just happend

[blueyedrican16]

this is vicious circle... just not the one everybody is used to (the dvd) he does different acts sometimes... not always the same stuff in every city

[sk8rguy4life1123]

what tour was this... Isolated Incident

[xBLaZeDx420x]

no i think this is a different one

[gangsat101]

vicious circle

[sk8rguy4life1123]

picky cocksucker...nice one

[Ghost4277]

Please post better quality. I really hate these. All I hear is people laughing.

[meghanom]

omfg.

dont be so high matienence.

[MetalKoles]

wtf, if u dont like it dont watch it. this isnt an official recording, just someone at the show with a camera... picky cocksucker

[goooooofygoober]

is this the way it sounds when you're there in person,in all these kinds of videos, it's hard to understand, him, because of static and echo :(

[JasLow313]

lol "coin, head, fucking dead"

[silverdragon147]

any way you can get this in better quality?

[troyKdaver]

buy tickets =]

[criptlordwc]

Now thats what I call High Quality and High Definition XD

[shellbykate66]

i love the way dane cook makes even the most boring stories funny I had to write stuff on lamb to the slaughter as well it was soooo boring

[xNinjaChic]

I read that story in my english class.

[Coynehole]

this happened in a story. and the wife fed it to the police

[DSMASTER197]

lamb to slatuer

or somthing like that

[3gaaraWshippo3]

ugh Lamb to the slaughter D: that was in my grade 9 English book!

not even kidding, the stories in that book are so bad we named it "The grade 9 book of depressing stories"

Seriously, if you see a story called "Happily ever after" or "On the sidewalk bleeding" do NOT read them!!!

[BrOaDwAyBaBeE93]

I HAD TO READ THAT THIS YEAR! lol.

it was.. interesting.

[zeph53]

on the sidewalk bleeding....such a gay ass short story did that stupid thing atleast 5 times

[IceEyedBlackWolf]

Lmfao...

"You're walking down the street with your friends. Going to the movies...all the of the sudden you're in heaven.. why am I in heaven? what just happened? ha classic!

[RockstarDude13]

lol ik that's freaking hilarious :P

[Northposeyrox]

coin head fuckin' dead, lol.

[killcomis]

i love when dane goes to throw the imagenary turkey and someone snaps a camera shot right then and it looks like hes throwing lightnig at 51 seconds

[chibigrunt]

Why am I in heaven? lol

[PseudoKitsch]

He makes a valid point, though. If you stab someone with an icicle...no fingerprints.

[xoxocatixoxo]

thats like the Roald Dahl's lamb of the slaughter

[JustMeProduction]

omg i saw that like two days ago!

[MoonlitTiger]

I was thinking Lamb of the Slaughter too. XD

[Raffael900me]

cant hear it

[CrazyItalian992]

hey guys that was a great movie, and why am i in heaven what the fuck just happened?

[DisturblyDisturbed0]

can you put subtitles or something?

[muthrukdarl]

cant hear, this is shit quality

[easternshovel]

true that!

[XA36]

gay, don't record the shit on your cell phone

[jgjghgh]

what?

[trevanismith]

its funny because you know it happened to someone.

[LGrumours]

not as good as the other ones from the other people fuck hole

[kinokingdom]

the audio sucks. you can barely hear him.

[dudelet2]

u need to make it better to hear

[PsykkoRain]

dude cant hear

u should make a copy with subtitles

[ThisIsThePunkKid]

lmao, hey guys that was a great movie, and why am i in heaven what the fuk just happened?

[mcrxloverx608]

hey guys that was a great movie and i'm in heaven what the fuck just happened?

[cringlator]

cant hear

[Deimos143]

bad quality sound i knt hear wat hes saying wait i kn hear it i just dont know wat hes saying u egotistical prick

[Shadowfangtheemo]

lol nice shoot spaghetti out of ur fingers

[spaztasticism]

shut the fuck up!