Bleep Bloop: Japanese Dating Simulator

[teenagesociety]

Damn You collge Humor... why you no let me leave?

[JRPGrinder]

This guy doesn't know jack shit. They need a translator AND an otaku.

[maikatase]

Dating sims are adventure games here? What!? The guy in the video doesn't know what he's talking about. Dating sims are basically visual novel games. America has made a few of them too even, they are just more common in Japan. I would hardly call them popular for the general public though, they're mostly really popular for one (extremely strange) group of people (older teen/younger adult males who are into animated women).

[LOGIESPZ]

yeah cos only catholic schools wear uniforms.

[calvaryian]

fuck you american we japanese atleast wash our asses properly not with freakin tissues!

[Hopeofmen]

@calvaryian I think someone's sour. But hey, take courage in knowing you guys get all the cool stuff before we do.

[ALEXisSPANISH]

Machismo would be a boss ass last name.

[berkev8795]

LOL HE HAS 1 TESTACLE IN EACH PANT LEG XD DAMN BRO 1:46

[berkev8795]

LOL XD EVERYBODY STARE AT PATS COCK!!!

[Sscarecrows]

1:31 LOLI

[wushitono]

Oh hello again, CH...just gonna watch one more vid...tell my family I love them!

[CreamedLavendar]

"WELL WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 8D"

when a guy says this above a sleeping girl, you know rape is imminent.

[Neonification9]

i was sittin here with headphones on at 12:30 almsot falling asleep until the end. got that scared the balls outta me

[TheLittleHowler]

Best part of the vid: the ending.

No joke! It was fucking funny! :D

[gabriellalowles]

I was totally looking at Pat's crotch for the entire video thanks to the top comments!

[chaxinitus]

2:35 roofy? :D

[chicawazzzzzzza]

hentai ftw

[Lightwing7787]

Legend of Zelda music remix FTW

[NWBTube]

Lol both Top Comments are about erections!

[TomNookWB2]

what is up with these guys and getting massive boners on camera?

[Xelon6k]

more bleep bloop, more

[aten97]

I bet this is as much action they're gonna get

[KumiNya21]

2:31 Good Guy Greg Knows What To Do With This Lets Go Before Scumbag Steve Shows Up

[Grinder815]

I love staring at Pat's crotch during every Bleep Bloop to make sure he doesn't have a boner...

[TenshiKira1]

I love japan but I have to agree that their culture is some times (notice I said some timse) perverted and voilent. I still love japan!

[eiresmif35]

I'm just not sure why everyone's staring at Pat's cock.

[chicawazzzzzzza]

@eiresmif35 its because we're surprised that she has one

[Brocnar]

@chicawazzzzzzza Pat is a He. nice try though.

[A2ZDemise]

hmm i would have expected more tentacles in a Japanese game

[YoungBrave2006]

@A2ZDemise I think they tend to do that more in live action porn because of the way porn is regulated over there, whereas they can get away with more in anime, because I've played the pornographic adventure games and they generally don't have tentacles either.

[Nethingispossible145]

@YoungBrave2006 I hereby deduct 1000000 man points( -1000000) from your man account... congrats on the new vagina.

[YoungBrave2006]

@Nethingispossible145 When you have as many man points as me, that's nothing.

[HIvanH91]

Even though this is a video about hitting on high school girls .. I feel so gay right now .. because of the top comments, I was staring at crotches the whole way through to see the boners ..

[ff2paladin]

premature "level up"

[BlackhawkG13]

Get it like sex

[Roronoa2zoro]

Why do people look at their crotch while watching this? ._.

[SafiaisMe]

In the UK almost all schools have uniform, religious or not

[cooldonkeyfish]

I'm so glad I can speak Japanese....

[MrReznore]

Wat sa hell

[killaute]

WTF were are the tentacles at

[whittamas]

sarah schneider ... i know Matt schneider

[FuturePerfectElite]

I've been to Japan and isn't as half as weird as the media it produces would have us believe. Maybe Japan is just trolling us, they make these bizarre games and adverts to make us think that they're all mental when they're actually laughing at us. Always enjoy Bleep Bloop, keep up the great work you guys (and girl).

[NoamTube]

@FuturePerfectElite

Next time you go, look for the vending machines that sell used panties. Ye, Japan's a little messed up. But I'd still go there anytime.

[iwantsquareballoons]

pat... bulge

[lazerlight2010]

i've got noby noby boy and im australian

[Jewfroguy93]

Does pat always have a bulge? Lol

[Dharok4321]

I once had a Japanese arcade style game took me half an hour to get through the intro while holding down the skip button

[mesopsychlone]

Who else clicked on this vid because Sarah in it?

[Shirayuki619xYuuki]

should've tried other famous ones

[Netugi]

Don't expect to figure it out. It's Japan we're talking here.

[repteotab43]

Pat, did you have a boner...?

[Agomongo1235]

fucken utube needs to get there shit together nd make ppl stop uploading fuken vids

[MrJohnBurlap]

@Agomongo1235 LOL what?!?! XD

[Agomongo1235]

@MrJohnBurlap only reason y vid on utube is slow is because utube is uploading mor then they can handle my vid can barely load this vid

[smallmak5]

lol im an anime nerd so i knew like all of this before watching the video

[TheFuschiaSide]

4:06 Darrel Mccheeseplow

[Sputnekdesigns]

3:47 ummm, does he have a "power up" goin on down there?

[theburningbrosonrs]

@Sputnekdesigns whyd you and the other guy even look there....

[Sputnekdesigns]

@theburningbrosonrs Don't you notice when something is sticking up 1.5 cm below where you're looking? (his face, just incase theres some hidden meaning there)

[ChilnGun]

Lol Kasudana was her last name so Kasudana Rubin is 2 last names!

[McIndoe62]

The guys second name is Pronounced Mac-In-do but spelt McIndoe

[MrRockinRiolu]

what would you do if you saw a girl knocked out on a roof where no-one is watching? i know what i would do...FACEPAINT

[NWOWorldPeace2012]

For anyone wanting a mature sim go to jastusa.com They have a bunch of sims. But its defenatly for the guys. I have not been their for a while they might have some for the ladies too.

[TripleWalkthroughs]

I remember my first Japanese dating sim... my penis has never been more sore.

[Spiritualspiral13]

wasted 4min of my life. college humor sucks

[jareth312]

@Spiritualspiral13 You sir. Are a cow anus. That is all.

[coasterdude2006]

@jareth312 I agree with this guy.

[felineshadow0221]

sailor uniform =sailor fuku

[princejohnneyfan]

I have never loved Jeff as much as I did in this video.

[potatoelover95]

jeff gave the girl roofies

[THEWORLD116]

foursome

[gothtigger92]

after seeing this, they need to do a bleep bloop for "Catherine" XD

[skpthirtynine]

it's called visual novel you stupid cunt

[iialphaiiXD]

3:23 whoa that star between her legs, Whats that doin there. ;)

[kAiLz111]

*4:09

[kAiLz111]

heh, at 4:11 hes just like "...Oh he said something funny...i must try to laugh now..-awkward smile-.."

[mikeytheaznking]

It's funny how many people are watching this actually know about these XD

[CountDedede]

best bleep bloop evar



[kenbob122]

Japan is gay for that

[TheYosh96]

@kenbob122 wtf?

[Deadshot001]

1:51 PAT TOTALLY HAS A BONER!

[concavius]

I wish my name were Darrell Machismo :(

[LoveThemMusic]

i love sarah

[jaymezabc]

oh guys,playing a Dating Sim,well im a girl and i play Dating Sims, my god

[katkandy666]

TO JAPAN!

[LadyLatias]

On a completely unrelated note, otome games (Dating Simulator for girls) are starting to get released in English.

[vpl3000]

McIndoe to Mccheesemouth?

[josechapa10]

americans tried to translate this and they ended up with the sims series

[kingbeanable]

question WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A JAPANESE DATING SIM!!!!!!!!......i want onez XD

[supermigit999]

arent these called galges or sumthing

[FMSV1P3R]

HELLSING

[ld144]

If only I could hold down the A button while talking to actual girls... i think he offended sarah.

[sekayujora]

I laugh escaped from me when they say -its perfectly normal to sleep on the roof

[karunouchi]

they should have done iDOLM@STER...

[TimmacTR]

''is this a japanese catholic school?''

...oh yes she's american.. :)

[whittamas]

I think i know of the ppl in the vid... Sarah Schneider ... is she from Seamen High? (in Kansas)

[FanBoy2113]

"Marico Ruben" Jeff the last name comes first :D

[ThatGuyMomo]

uniform uniform o-o

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Germans only regret having lost the war. They did not give up the idea of world domination.

The GESTAPO today is named BND. They tortured my brother Markus Bott during five and a half Years. He was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage. Dont believe anything Germans tell you how democratic and changed Germany is. And: Dont believe the hateful lies they are spreading against other countries like the US, Russia or China! Check out my channel and homepage.

[Shraft1]

@wwwtotalitaerde but believe some unknown anonymus guy on the internet, spreading idiotic lies and telling stories about tortured brothers. you can read everything about it on his homepage, where he probably says "yeah germany is evil because germans raped my uncle and my older sister, and thats, like, totally true because ,like, i just said so"

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@Shraft1 I wont trust you, because you are anonymous. But I have my name and adress on my youtube channel and on my homepage.And there it is from the very beginning in 2000.The situation is pretty much like in the 1930s.Germans had been openly persecuted in Germany and abroad,they were assasinated or kidnapped abroad.Just like today.And most Germans were taking part in at least the cover up.Also like in the 1930s.Have a look at the books I uploaded on Wuala,link is in the description of my films

[Shraft1]

@wwwtotalitaerde You didn't refer to anything I said. Just keeping up the commercials for some unknown site by either some paranoid idiot or some... well just some idiot. I never asked for you to trust me, but seriously, what do you think you're gonna do? Nobody on here is even gonna bother to watch your homepage.

[Shraft1]

@wwwtotalitaerde and the BND doesnt exist.

[paperi1234]

@wwwtotalitaerde yeah... go fuck yourself....

[AnonymousRoy]

Dear Japan, thank you for inventing the weird stuff in this world that amuses us so much, sincerely the rest of the world ^^

[darealzpimp]

:O japan makes some werid ass games... where the fuck are the guns and blood!!!!!

[xam9856]

@darealzpimp that's like how america doesn't have dating simulators... by joe it all makes sense!!

[ChibiYaoiFangirl]

"we really dove into the deep end of obscure Japanese gaming." Hmmm, not really. trust me Pat, I have seen a lot lotttt worse in "adventure games".

[thejanitorlol]

adventure games realllllllyyyyy geez japan must have like tons of virgins or something

[bullettee125]

VIII = 5 +1 +1 +1 IIX = 1-1-10

[kolainik]

@bullettee125 IIX= 1-1-10... you mean IIX is -12?

[kfcomics7]

1:46 it looks like the fairy is 9 ft tall

[blackopsoldier100]

I STILL HAVE A STUPID UNIFORM FFFFFFFUUUUU

[ESD8000]

@blackopsoldier100 IIX

[robertdevald]

Is 8 XIII or IIX?

[DuckTheSuck]

@robertdevald VIII

[scholz9876]

you're pathetic, especially you eugene, pathetic

[potatoesarehere]

such a guy thing to say...

[BrittneyJeh]

what is this game called! I WANT IT!!!!!

[rhenryk4]

@BrittneyJeh clean keeper

[Encefataliste]

This is pretty embarassing to watch...

[tinyknott]

You should play Galgun and post reaction video to that game

[JelloJames16]

Handkerchief? Sounds like Othello, shit's deep.

[DJVennim]

After seeing the blooper, who went back to see his real name?

[StudioJunction01]

@DJVennim lol its not even close!!!

[zathra300]

1:25 Guy has major boner

[HiroIndo16]

nooooo, you dont know anything about sims...just, just, just try to understand it ok...

BS ALL THE WAY DUDE

[charmichanify]

there's so many things wrong with your translation dude!!! And NO, uniforms are only worn from Junior High (Middle School) to Senior High but not on Grade Schools (except private schools) so its not correct to say all schools wear them. This vid is full of BS.

[doanjoey]

Just wait until they play School Days

[paperclipguy2]

@doanjoey *evil grinn*

[klototo1]

@doanjoey lol whats that? :P

[BlitzkriegLee0038]

@doanjoey as much as i agree with you man fuck you for reminding me.... no offense meant here okay? OwO

[gohamushu]

@doanjoey School Days really? T_T

[xLightFilmsx]

leveling up too soon...

[Zaper692]

I feel so ashamed of my own culture..............

I have pride for everything else besides the stereotypical sick perverted japanese mind

[johnyisn1]

when he said casadono ruben I like that the translator whispered her real last name.

[jakesunami]

Did any body else see that long ad about the end of the world that scared me alittle

[ultravas]

2:29 What's japanese for ruffies??

[GeneralAlphaShark]

Japanese Dating Simulations- where it's totally cool to seduce 10 year old girls and beat them up at the same time

[megaboy250]

I'm Fucking Bored of that soviet bla bla thing , in soviet russian , all humans are scared as pigs

[MMOandANIME]

Who thought at one point the translator just started makin shit up at the magic napkin point?

[Jakkinator45]

3:55 BONER

[filirocks]

I LOVE SARAH!!!

[rimaxxiii]

JAPS! What a bunch of creeps!

[DMAN123223]

@rimaxxiii Don't say Japs it's what they used to call Japanese people during world war 2 and it's pretty racist now. Besides, Japanese people think this is weird too.

[rimaxxiii]

@DMAN123223 Ooh! I'm so sorry... It wasn't my intention to offend you... It's ok if I call you zipperheads?

[DMAN123223]

@rimaxxiii What the hell is a zipper head? If you know you are being a moron, then don't worry, because it only makes you half a moron, although you're still an asshole. Thanks for this talk Rosa. Jajajjajjajajajajajjajajajajja­jajajjajajajajjajajajajajjajaj­ajajajjajajjajajajajjaajajjaja­jajajjajajaJajajjajjajajajajaj­jajajaja.

[TheYosh96]

@rimaxxiii that racist, dont judge a hole country because of one game

weboos shit

[SingleWhiteTie]

"There's no such thing as leveling up too soon."

"That's such a guy thing to say."

Lolol.

[nevrest]

There are some good ones like Clannad, but yea, this is pretty fucking funneh

[lettertree11]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DATING SIMULATES YOU!

[SameronShowsInc]

0:59 YES.

YES.

YES.

YES.

[CALLOFDUTYGLITCHER13]

there is a way you can puase it when your talking to pretty girls you can have a twix

[teachmehowtozombie]

1:13 look at pat ;)

[MistaBunnBunn]

if this is called an adventure game, what is a puzzle game?

[The8347135]

Darrell McCheeseo??!

[eggyolksam]

I took Japanese in school, so i can read it

Anybody else?

[sniper11235]

@eggyolksam I took attention seeking in school so I can read that...

[eggyolksam]

@sniper11235 yay :D let's go to a carnival together!

[sniper11235]

@eggyolksam Only if you buy me a caramel apple.

[eggyolksam]

@sniper11235 sure thing :)

[ginsama100]

these guys are anime n00bs

[keyoftheowld]

"In japan they're actually called adventure games IMAO"

[Krey317]

LOLOLOL IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO SAY HELLO IN JAPANESE LOLOLOLLOOLOLOL NICE JOKE DUDE THAT ONE NEVER GETS OLD LOLOL

[xilibai]

reminds me of the ace attorney series (all the talking, I mean)

[Biodeamon]

actually this seems preetty tame considering the others out there. they can get real f*cked up sometimes. ever play a game called Galgun?

[SecretBlaziken101]

The main reason I love japan is becuz of the tentacle rape

[MrImaCow]

@SecretBlaziken101 o rly? b srs dud...