I'd just want to know who gets his blood? Some old Swiss man's going: "Heidi, we've gotta go on tour you b*****! We've gotta pay for Mick's babies! Come on!"
We all might be dead and gone, Keith will still be there with five cockroaches ... "You know I smoked your uncle, did ya know that?"
I think maybe comedians are rarely taken seriously or thought of as great & talented performers. Like most would not place them among the greatest artists of all time. How sad that is. Gifted comedians such as and especially Robin Williams deserve to be exaulted for all they've given us. I don't care whatever grief you've endured, Robin Williams can make you forget and laugh. God bless the greatest comedian that ever lived, Robin Williams..
the swastika ( or most of them ) ARE infact simbols of good luck , life , love and light.. it doesnt matter that some moron fucked it in the 1939-45. And it is very arrogant to say that now it is and forever will be the sign of the nazis..... FUCK THE NAZIS.... but the swastika doesnt belong to them.
@Forseliz the Swastika WAS a sign of good luck, however it was adopted and given a new meaning, a symbol of Hitler's socialistic rule. another example of a symbol with changed meaning is the Crucifix. this is and has been a religious symbol of christians and catholics for a long long time.. but, if you go back 2100 years or so, the Romans created that as a method of execution. the crucifix was nothing but a symbol of death.
@HVoltage152 thats diffrent - it changed from being bad to good and therefore it contradicts with the ,,changing,, of the swastika from good to bad because that means taht bad things can become good and since i dont call myself a nazi nor do i agree with them - i will just assume it as a sign of good luck and all its good qualities - fuck hitler.
6 people are fans of Seinfeld.
Houdini774 3 weeks ago 2
Hey Bob! Nice car! *sprinkles water* Mine now!"
Gabethefucker 1 month ago
"YOU GONNA DIE!!" He is zoo funny
showtunesrock1 1 month ago
6 people just wanted to get noticed.
flyboyphili 1 month ago 3
i never saw a man so crazily insanely ill mad and twisted in the brain
seennlisten 2 months ago
@seennlisten lol.
DonTheTurtleDude 2 months ago
I will not buy stupid shit for no reason!!!
gilroyblinker 3 months ago
funny, but i dont think that is water in those bottles..
ashleegreene123 3 months ago
BRING HIM DOWN WERE VOTING!!!!
jadebeast100 4 months ago
So damn funny!! Love him!!
HunnyMunky 6 months ago 3
"We've got to go on tour you bitch. We've got to pay for Mick's babies!" LMAO
Zekarius9 6 months ago in playlist Robin Williams 2
are these your shoes? BLEGHG!
Madara757 7 months ago 3
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?
wolf12345ization 7 months ago
bush,clinton and hilary dislike this :))
bogdanelbc 7 months ago
3 people have Keith's blood
Villazonlover1 8 months ago 2
Omg... Funniest man alive!!
HunnyMunky 8 months ago 2
I think its 3 deaf people who voted dislike!!!!!
Caketheman 8 months ago 3
i m getting 6 pack abs by knocking my testacles around!
:D :D :D :D :D
LOL LOL LOL
argonaut29 8 months ago 3
"I went, Fucking Duh!"
LizzinLiteral 9 months ago
Be berry berry quiet... We're wooking for terrorists... huhuhuhuhuhuhu.
Lycan4 9 months ago 4
I love how so many people were all offended on the first clip by him making fun of the now dead MJ. Ted Kennedy? Nada. Ah, pop culture.
EmilyDNelson 10 months ago 4
And there were fucking ninjas on the lawn trying to kill us
TheAbbieEdwards 10 months ago 4
HOW LOVES KITTY. THAT'S MIN.
DrDeath000619 11 months ago 2
"You know i smoked your uncle. . . fucking crazy!" LOL
vampx2k7 11 months ago 6
"I'm getting 6 pack abs by knocking my testicles around! :)"
TheMaster0fGames 11 months ago
Three people didn't make the deadline
djgiza808 11 months ago 2
I love the Keith Richards sequence ...
I'd just want to know who gets his blood? Some old Swiss man's going: "Heidi, we've gotta go on tour you b*****! We've gotta pay for Mick's babies! Come on!"
We all might be dead and gone, Keith will still be there with five cockroaches ... "You know I smoked your uncle, did ya know that?"
Werftlerin 11 months ago
I think maybe comedians are rarely taken seriously or thought of as great & talented performers. Like most would not place them among the greatest artists of all time. How sad that is. Gifted comedians such as and especially Robin Williams deserve to be exaulted for all they've given us. I don't care whatever grief you've endured, Robin Williams can make you forget and laugh. God bless the greatest comedian that ever lived, Robin Williams..
farranspointon 1 year ago 2
3 people don't know how to use condoms....hahahaha
riotcrow 1 year ago
"I don't know where... I don't know when...But something awful is going to happen."
Sparrow9873 1 year ago
They publicly approved the secret plan to assassinate Sadam.
Blasted2Oblivion 1 year ago
It's not water.
TDITvlog 1 year ago
It's not water.
TDITvlog 1 year ago
I WILL NOT BUY STUPID SHIT FOR NO REASON!
Hahahahaha
jaydedjen110 1 year ago 2
"Beh vewy vewy qwuiet....We'r looking foh Tewworists!!"
arcanine480 1 year ago 2
"You gonna die!"
CODmaster6661 1 year ago 2
2 people cant put on a condom
SonLastName 1 year ago
@Osmprofit You jynxed it. D:
rebelgoddess19 1 year ago
where did you download this show from?
silverlancessister 1 year ago
0 dislikes
Osmprofit 1 year ago 50
@Osmprofit I know right?
TheMethos 1 year ago 18
@TheMethos actually, 1 dislike. Not mine.
xt0olx 1 year ago
@TheMethos 6 haters now.
ReadyRave 1 month ago
@Osmprofit jinxed it dude
darkaardvark7 11 months ago
@Osmprofit WHY DID YOU JINX IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
187RaiserHell 9 months ago
'Anthrax'...sniff....'Alright!'
SakuKoivuRocks 1 year ago 4
Awesome Keith Richards impression.
JustinMarkBailey 1 year ago 6
His impressions and accents are crazy!!!
knucklescapricorn31 1 year ago
We werent online, WE DID LINES! And there were ninjas on the lawn turning to kill us!! funny shit
Tanx1017 1 year ago
@Tanx1017 Hehe, that is so hillarious. Robin is the fucking best :)
Holydiver2107 1 year ago
@Holydiver2107 yes he is lol
Tanx1017 1 year ago
@Holydiver2107 hell yes lol
Tanx1017 1 year ago
the swastika ( or most of them ) ARE infact simbols of good luck , life , love and light.. it doesnt matter that some moron fucked it in the 1939-45. And it is very arrogant to say that now it is and forever will be the sign of the nazis..... FUCK THE NAZIS.... but the swastika doesnt belong to them.
Forseliz 1 year ago
@Forseliz PS. ROBIN RULES !!!
Forseliz 1 year ago
@Forseliz actually, it does matter. Since WWII swastika is a symbol of nazism, period.
AndreDarkAngel 1 year ago
@AndreDarkAngel says who ?
Forseliz 1 year ago
@Forseliz the Swastika WAS a sign of good luck, however it was adopted and given a new meaning, a symbol of Hitler's socialistic rule. another example of a symbol with changed meaning is the Crucifix. this is and has been a religious symbol of christians and catholics for a long long time.. but, if you go back 2100 years or so, the Romans created that as a method of execution. the crucifix was nothing but a symbol of death.
HVoltage152 1 year ago
@HVoltage152 thats diffrent - it changed from being bad to good and therefore it contradicts with the ,,changing,, of the swastika from good to bad because that means taht bad things can become good and since i dont call myself a nazi nor do i agree with them - i will just assume it as a sign of good luck and all its good qualities - fuck hitler.
Forseliz 1 year ago
@Forseliz ah, you make a good statement there.. well said my friend, well said.. and I agree, FUCK HITLER
HVoltage152 1 year ago
"Be ve-wy ve-wy quiet. We'we looking fow tewowists. Huh-huh-huh-huh"
Rofl.
RaversFinalFantasy 1 year ago
that guy drinks watter like a fuckin fish!
jsmerf541 1 year ago 4
@jsmerf541 It's very hot on that stage. Those lights are killer. x.x;
Also, you'd be thirsty too if you talked continuously for that long. :P
kiju243 1 year ago
"Anthrax...aallllriiiight."
H0lySchnike 1 year ago
Are these your shoes? *bluuuw!!!*
Sheeton1 1 year ago
Nice Car Bob, Mine Now
NyehProductions 1 year ago
"I don't think we're going in today Pete, we didn't make the deadline"
curbdancer2002 1 year ago
"When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hut?" XD XD XD XD XD XD ROTFL
514lindy 1 year ago 2
"don't open your mail"
"why"
"there's a white powder in the envelopes"
"REALLY"
I fell off the chair on this one. XD
CROJason13 1 year ago 2
Holy mother! this guy cant be stopped... hes soo full of jokes its insane :O
i love robin williams :D
neilschon22 1 year ago 3
be vewy vewy qwiet we'we wowking for tewowists
frizzie123 1 year ago 2
are these your shoes? bleagh!!! precious XD
shitiutub 1 year ago 2
we may all be dead and gone and keith will be there with 5 cocaroches :))
dnizabhad 1 year ago 8
@dnizabhad hahah!!
'He'll be going "I smoked your Uncle... did you know that? CRAZY!!!"'
XD
08jansmc 1 year ago 2
we may all be dead and gone and keith will be there with 5 cocaroches :))
dnizabhad 1 year ago
Lol!!!
XxsexigummibearzxX 2 years ago
Oh my fucking gawd I almost peed myself!!!! Tht is fucking hilarious!!!!!
XxsexigummibearzxX 2 years ago 2
@XxsexigummibearzxX you ALMOST did? man, i peed myself every part of this stand up i watched on youtube!!!!
StaraziaSelin66 1 year ago
don't open your mail
BTMandy1 2 years ago
I don't think were going in today pete, we didn't make the deadline.
CFrostyTheSnowman 2 years ago
@CFrostyTheSnowman lol
smartguy301 1 year ago
1:42.........i learned in army that not all gas masks work with all gasses! think before you buy one!
acerb45666555 2 years ago
Freaking awesome
johnnyboy6951 2 years ago
...Like a midget in a diving suit...
HAHA XD
Phillip3101989 3 years ago
Be vewy vewy quiet...we wooking for tewwowist
XD
brilliant
xAurelmx 3 years ago 10
lol
sazardog 3 years ago
" And there were ninjas on the fuckin lawn tryna kill us!!" haha
taylabug24 3 years ago 5
FUCKING DUH!
littlegrnleaf 3 years ago 3
he's filthy lol
gassyfartypoop 3 years ago
you mean fantastic?
Evolutionist199 3 years ago
asstastic
gassyfartypoop 3 years ago
just incredible.
gemaliwr 3 years ago
We can relate.
1flesh1prop 3 years ago
this is hilarious, i think robin williams is one of the most funniest comedians i could think of to this very day.
unr34lt1mon 3 years ago 7
"I will NOT buy STUPID SHIT for NO reason"
ManJag3r 4 years ago 5
Ms. Cleo lol
socalrunnerxc 4 years ago 4
Quality, this video has some of the best stuff
AnimalXR2 4 years ago 7
Who loves kitty?
kurabete 4 years ago 86
'that's mine.'...'mine.' ROTFLOL!!!
xoxclkxox 4 years ago 80
'thats mine.'
'what are you doing?'
'oh, just shopping!'
tyler0172000 4 years ago 8