You call that a knife? This is a Knife!

[10DegreesBelow]

Lol guys theres an option to turn off 3D, and I'm not talking to the makers, I mean the viewers, I have my 3D glasses always ready at hand but i can and do usually turn off 3D.

[BlockisticStudios]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the Sniper yet?

[BestFriendsWoozworld]

On what planet...? I'm sorry but knife too you on Mars, is a spoon to us on EARTH

[swordcentral]

haha suckers, imma go on my smart tv turn on the 3d get the 3d glasses turn em on go on the internet on my tv and watch this video, hahahaha

[Aromaticgrassitem]

OMG He's got a knife!!! oh wait... its just 3d

[SamMcinturff]

The 3D doesn't even work. got out my spykids red/blues and checked for myself. I'm thoroughly disappointed in the lack of dimensions.

[WingnutDishwasher]

Luckily I always surf YouTube with my trusty 3D glasses.

[gourmander]

why the fuck is the 3d option turned on anyway?

[1jakeyrulz]

as if you would put on 3D that is just stupid

[GotAnEyedea]

I DONT GET IT

[JacobMorgan100]

@GotAnEyedea Well then you're an idiot

[nanoco1000]

Ready to meet sharpy?

[youlert]

you still thinks 3d is cool ??? 

[vastenmielinen]

in soviet russia; 3d glasses lose you. and knives call you.

[pacific42ocean]

spoon murder!

[sinaloa8738]

3d?

[garrywarne1]

You spoony bard!

[Actueel68]

Stop hating on the uploader. Hate on FOX, their the reason people upload like this! Their trolling youtube and copyright demanding the originals be pulled.

[TheAndron55]

is this broadcasted from hell

[EverythingsoSpecial]

3d doesn't work as well.

[Scruffy931]

3D Potato!

[rorekel]

Im a FUCKING BOSS at knifey-spooney........just sayin

[86henry]

This is a knife, whips out machete.

[Thomaxius]

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

[ShiningFlare100]

remove the yt3d:enable=true tag. It messes up the vid.

[lacedemoniangmail]

ahhh, crocodile dundee...

[tidusmi2]

It feels like the knife is coming right at me!

[zionravescene]

"oooooh, down I go..."

[MrDrProfessorScience]

/watch?v=zxkjfaV9k8Q

nuff said.

[lehnrik]

Would have worked much better if Bart had'nt said "That's not a knife..." and just "That's a spoon."

[stricken79]

Hmm knifey-spoony, I'm assuming it's a type of prison sex.

[KualaBob]

@stricken79 Yes. Let me tell you about how I know of it. I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, Who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, Who knew this guy's COUSIN who was sent to prison because he played knifey-spoony with a 2 month old cat. He then did it to everyone in the prison. Guards included.

[GamerGod9590]

1,215 people have never played knifey-spoony.

[Redrumx21]

1,214 people forgot their 3D glasses

[lolw00t102]

tried to watch this with 3D glasses, didn't work. You don't make something 3D just because u add some red and blue colours and make it blurry!

[LEVIticusPHENOM]

wait, youtube has 3d now?

[SoundMercenaryProd]

This was recorded with air.

[viid]

I see you've played knifey spoony before ;D

[tinyproblem]

This is propably one of the best episodes ever. U R Gay, knife-spoon, beer-coffee, the revenge of the koala,...

[dbafseries]

what brand of toaster did you record this wiith?

[otsproctor]

Was this filmed with a potatoe

[Samuel24842]

watched it with 3D glasses on, and it still sucked

[90sambabam2]

@Samuel24842 ah.. cinema 3D glasses dont work outside the cinema...

[Samuel24842]

@90sambabam2 I used the red and blue glasses that's the 3D used for this video

[terry31127]

turn of the 3D option you assholes

[XTheManWithoutNameX]

@terry31127 I didn't know what was wrong till I saw your comment. Finally a usefull top-rated comment :P

[TightScope]

@terry31127 hahaha that actually made me laugh

[thorzian]

@terry31127 you'd think someone pointing out an obvious fault would spell "off" correctly

[MrSLaKoNe1]

@terry31127 you do realise you can turn it off yourself.

[Dotsy02]

either recorded for 3d glasses?? or from the view of the terminator

[lucasrulez123]

shit recording and u put 3d on da video? lol

[Ryak1234]

3d with glasses. Like in the days!

[TheRealAdrianMo]

was this recorded with an asshole?

[ShinningProdigy]

I played this game once, I was disqualified for using a fork.

[cohedd]

where did i leave my 3d glasses

[nortalus]

@cohedd Back in the 90s.

[johnIemon]

@cohedd the 90's...

[VivalaryMan]

I THINK the weed has took effect..

[Shadywhtboy22]

@VivalaryMan said someone who knows absolutely nothing about weed or what it does

[VivalaryMan]

@Shadywhtboy22 i love how you just assume i have no idea what im on about, firstly i was high when i wrote that and 2nd i am high right now.

[Knightrem]

I used to play knifey spoony, but then I took a noodle strainer to the knee.

[dudsisfake]

my eyes, the goggles do nothing

[fizzzzaa1]

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

[Wozzup1223]

@fizzzzaa1 It works better if everyone is REALLY drunk.

[hackman669]

@fizzzzaa1 What happens when you use a gun instead of a knife or fork? Gun wins any challenge, accept war games with tanks and bombs.

[Chessbama]

1,195 people have never played knifey spooney

[SheerSniper7]

this also a knife...

[Lucifer1332]

LOL knifey spooney is awesome this is my favorite scene from the simpsons

[Fmaack]

Do they now play Knifey Spooney in Australia because of this episode?

[MymemoryisRAM]

@Fmaack no, we play knifey to the face now.

[EpicFunkey]

Now this is a knife

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[NikeDie11]

i bet you are thinking to you self why the hell is it in 3-D????

[Goomba753]

@NikeDie11 It tok me 15 seconds to realize you can turn off the 3D by clicking the 3D button...idiot....

[NikeDie11]

@Goomba753 oh shit ur right!!!

[doohnairb]

the spoon should be a machete

[MrKiller250000]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oring! I love the simpsons but this sucks!

[TheAustralian47]

Disrespectful, I mean I love the Simpsons but you sound more fuckin British aye

[gdwwefan]

So... Family Guy stole this from The Simpsons? Oh and you can turn off the 3D, dumbasses.

[xIxInfamousxIx]

Bad 3d... Thats a Paddlin..

[MsMrfication]

What did you film this with, Lisa's braces??

[OswaldtheFourth]

I'm shocked that I still watched this through

[tostinky]

1158 people can't trun off the 3d

[thisguyiscool69]

Australians suck

[LHCgamers]

@thisguyiscool69 And where are you from loser?

[thisguyiscool69]

@LHCgamers ur moms cunt

[LHCgamers]

@thisguyiscool69 That's really funny. I'm glad to see you're too embarrassed to tell me where you're really from. Because in reality, you know very well that i could tear you a new asshole and clarify more than enough reasons as to why Australia is 100 times better than whatever shit hole of a country you're from. Cunt.

[thisguyiscool69]

@LHCgamers USA all the way...ahahaha look how mad you are...u fucking kid... awe poor lil scrotum licker gets hurt on da internet...he didnt have his juice box...sooo put another shrimp on da barbie and stfu you weak willed bitch...ahahahaha

[LHCgamers]

@thisguyiscool69 Hahahahah. You just solidified my point. I'm from Australia you dick stain. And judging by your grammatical errors and complete lack of understanding for Australians and their culture. You have now made yourself look like the biggest faggot. Congratulations. you just lowered the respect people have for Americans like yourself. Get yourself a job and do something useful with your pathetic little self. You fucking dumb red-neck Hick.

[TheGODZILLA48]

Omg he got a spoon

[MadPropsToTheHood]

>mfw people can't see 3d button

[tigurius555]

this is from world of warcraft xD

[SakeTheCool]

MY EYES THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING

[MrAlastair10]

@ravan318 you call that a comment?

[MrSeanobono]

What brand of toaster did u film this on?

[89Wrathchild]

@MrSeanobono LOL!

[elizaa66]

Hahahaha, of course there's a comment about Capture The Crown.

[ravan318]

you call that a video?

[lnsentience]

I miss the right half of the screen.

[ninjastah]

u forgot to wipe the lens of your toaster!

[Sebbe8910]

No top comments involving the paddlin' joke? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'

[EntrailSaunders]

GUYS! YOU KNOW YOU CAN TURN OFF THE 3D RIGHT?! STOP COMPLAINING

[TheBulletBoyuk]

How come soon as saw the video i new there would be comments about the quality? just shut the fuck up you attention seeking cunts not every body can afford HD PVR's or what not..

[herc1319]

It's Sniper :D

[unknownkiller00]

@herc1319 ill add you on steam send me your account name on my pm inbox

[mngamer2010]

@herc1319 looks more like sackston hale, besides da shirt

[pretentiousguy27]

This was recorded with a spoon.

[ImmaSilverHedgehog]

@pretentiousguy27 That's one badass spoon, my spoon just assists me in eating.

[carlosbambos]

@pretentiousguy27 there is no spoon..

[Mmmjamm]

@pretentiousguy27 turn of 3d

[pretentiousguy27]

@Mmmjamm Alright, alright you win. I see you've recorded with knives and spoons before.

[Mmmjamm]

@pretentiousguy27 haha : D actually it's mah furst tiem ;)

[ainsleywalker]

@pretentiousguy27 No it's just in 3D 

[birtalif1997]

Hahahah Tish is Awesome

[THEAWESOMEKILLA1]

u guys r dumb turn off 3d dumbbutts thumbs this up so ppl can C it

[ninjachick81]

*comic book guy voice* WORST SIMPSONS EPISODE EVER

[Electricpraise777]

mobile version looks fine

[ThatMagicPenguin]

'd love 2 do that 2 some random Australian guy!!

[sliat1981]

@ThatMagicPenguin oh crocodile dundee references. we NEVER get tired of those *sigh*

[lulz121]

@ThatMagicPenguin That will get you a punch in the face. Just a warning. :)

[toaofolaju]

480p? i've seen war broadcasts with better quality

[TazeMEbroseph]

im tripping on acid !

[vandal420]

better than nothing...

[NinjaFishism]

Guys. Chill out. He cannot afford a camera, so he used his toaster.

[Trashcansam123]

The Aussie is a troll.

[boynedmaster]

Nice TF2 reference, Simpsons

[MadaOOS]

@boynedmaster

Do mean Team Fortress 2? I'm pretty sure its not a refernce to that, its a reference to crocodile dundee an austrailian sort of action hero from the 80/90's I think lol

[007Hazmatt]

I come from a land down under.

[estupefob]

1,098 people are too stupid to turn off the 3d setting

[jumpey20]

wtf on the graphics

[vikingdrizzit]

@jumpey20 its set for 3d

[ElBarto3131]

That's not 3D.

Alright alright, you win. I see you've played 3D, 2D before.

[DragonSlayerOmega]

@ElBarto3131 Epic comment XD



[TheCovkid101]

didi u record this on a calculator!

[0lilKayde0]

@TheCovkid101

Fuck off.

[ref4nej2]

@TheCovkid101 Seriously just fuck off. 

[skadiyoko]

Knifey spoony? Sounds... raunchy...

[MFLOVEify]

3D？？？on youtube??? *dead*

[tylerbombick]

Capture the Crown - You call that a knife? this is a knife. LOOK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like this so everyone can see it.

[MRA7XMAD]

@tylerbombick aha just come from that video ;D love it

[thedougie0]

@tylerbombick Thats such a badass song.

[firendable]

@tylerbombick wtf are u talking about, retard?

[WatchThisReview]

@tylerbombick What does Capture the Crown have to do with a Crocodile Dundee parody? Like this to bury that other comment.

[420yendal]

@tylerbombick - a really shitty music video just so everyone knows....

[altair117x]

@tylerbombick what the hell was that..

[jorgio375]

You call that a knife? I call it a DILDO!

[IRWIN29onPSN]

I'm a singaporean and u call that a knife

[GrimReaperOMG]

You guys kidding me? Its a Fork!

[MASHDOTCOM]

lol classic

[ElRancholo2]

I went to Australia, it was so full of gays and wimps, that I think they would say "you call that a purse, THIS is a purse" and hit you with their purse, bunch of gays and wimps.

[cobolt13]

@ElRancholo2 You probably went to the insipid part.

[skypers3]

@ElRancholo2 Well you are a beaner. You said you went there but then you said you think they would, are you a closet gay sir?

[BesideLimbo]

@ElRancholo2 AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA you're funny :) troll

[r0bz0rly]

@ElRancholo2 as an australian i can say that your sentiments are pretty correct. we're a bunch of pussies :]

[owen82100]

@ElRancholo2 And since when did being Gay reduce your ability to put a fucking knife to your face?

[ElRancholo2]

@owen82100 I don't know you tell me, is it hard for you to put a knife to someone's face gayboy?

[owen82100]

@ElRancholo2 What nationality are you?

[ElRancholo2]

@owen82100 sorry, I don't answer personal questions from gay Aussies.

[owen82100]

@ElRancholo2 Ahh Must be Afghani.

[MrNudeypants]

I didn't know that Mr. Mundy has a brother.

[Blaziquaza]

This instantly reminded me of Christian Brutal Sniper.

[LaFucKing1]

OMG 3d oo shit



[KingoffKentucky]

I used to have a knife until I got a paddlin' and then it became a spoon lol skyrim arrow to the knee can I have top comment now

[Snowgerable]

@KingoffKentucky nope.avi

[TheEpicOne1000]

i did wat the guy below me did but i cant see the 3D but my eyes are raping themselves O.o

[iluvfatdik333]

Click the 3D Button, go to the Red/Cyan and set to no glasses. Then set to cross eyed. And enjoy :3

[Bankzta901]

@iluvfatdik333 Hah, what just happened? Better quality and widescreen?

[killerkityisbackman]

I played knifie spoonie before it didn't end well

[endoftheworldman]

its Christmas in 12 hours

[cobolt13]

@endoftheworldman Who the fuck cares.

[peteristehbest]

WHERES MY FUCKING 3D GOGGLES.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[eubank1998]

HOLY SHIT ITS 3D YAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[MrFraserFilms2009]

I'm Australian.

I've played it quite a few times, never gets old.

[VegemiteSamich]

SPOON