Weird oblivion rumors

[SnowBRDandski]

I used to play oblivion but then i stopped....Ha i knew you were expecting an arrow to the knee joke!

[LawnickiProduction]

i pissed my pants of the second one!



[2doctoma]

Skyrim guard: Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll?

[Magasta666]

@2doctoma Skyrim guards used to care until they all took arrows to the knee.

[deltahalo241]

@Magasta666 you know what the problem is with skyrim guards? there obsessed with death............and taking arrows to the knee

[JMaggot69]

And watch the bones fly.

[PoptropicaRox21499]

so thats what sweetrolls are for, salmo the baker is obviously planning something.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@PoptropicaRox21499 yeah. and that explains why that place is always locked for me. >_>

[iamnotamouseok]

who was it that said "it is written.. only the emperor can have his bones smacked out with a sweetroll"?

[SubtleDarkness]

The first guy sounds like the old spice guy!

[Seardansonic999]

WTF?

[CriticalDamage91]

0:10 How many times is that said in Oblivion?

[backuganhelper]

Smack. The. Emperrers Bones. And watch. Theam . Fly?

[VincentVonDoom47]

the sweetroll part is when you create your character in morrowind if u ask o get asked questions but it still is weird lol especially as a rumor.

[jabadahut50]

"(puts funny qoute here)"

[surfboy93]

The sweetroll tale sure took a quick turn, didn't it?

[dar3keternal]

the first bit is from morrowind! wooooo!!!! yay!!!!!!!

[zomgoodnessih8u]

they say when you murder someone the dark brotherhood comes-

[EpochInvictus]

oh god that almost suffocated me, my stomach hurts...

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

ahh i havent laughed like that in ages

[WineK0ne]

LOL, if you've got enough gold, go down to the sea, smack the emperor, and watch the bones fly..i was on the floor laughing

[ClumsyTroll]

Kahjets have such a bad ass voice.

[silentkiller9000]

@ClumsyTroll and you have bad spelling

[ClumsyTroll]

@silentkiller9000 My mistake for misspelling a word that isn't part of the English language.

[argreetha]

yur good:P

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

i dare someone to say these without laughing

[MultiHydralisk]

LOL!!

That sweet roll thing is a reference to the Morrowind game if anyone remembers the beginning.

[grbwrbwrtgwg]

Motorhead30 first of all you take a torch put the sweetroll on fire and start burning the tallest building

[ZENUDIE]

i went down to the sea, smacked the emperor, and watched the bones fly and i found a whole new expansion pack :3

[magswagy]

litarly laughd my ass off

[magswagy]

litarly laughd my ass pff

[AniRemi]

That sweetroll episode sounds familiar, though. Isn't it from Daggerfall?

[JKendrickProductions]

@AniRemi It was from the immigration forms in Morrowind. ;)

[TacoSaurus1998]

MAKE MOAR!!!

[minernoob90]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR CITY DOWN!

WITH THE SWEETROLL

[fiver1niner]

@minernoob90 lol portal referance XD

[xantyleonhart]

the sweetrool is a lie!

[nzcalvin]

man you need a 100 hand to hand skill to smack the emperor and see his bones fly :)

[moetjewa451]

hahaha :D

[bullman816]

and watch the bones fly!

[santtuz112]

''you got ten gold go the down sea smack the empire and watch the bones fly''

Where you need ten golds?

[TheNostradamic]

The sweet-roll thing is a reference to Fallout 3, where in the beginning of the game you have a sweet-roll given to you and the leader of a three kid gang tries to get it from you.

[RadicalMassacre]

@TheNostradamic didnt F3 come AFTER oblivion?

[TheNostradamic]

@RadicalMassacre Maybe, I'm not certain. (I'm too lazy to google it)

[RadicalMassacre]

@TheNostradamic rhetorical question, it did...

[tayoyoyo]

@TheNostradamic that my friend is a reference to the elder scrolls three morrowind at the beginning of the game where you get a sweet roll and three kids try to take from you and you have three choices

[TheNostradamic]

@tayoyoyo Oh, then the Fallout 3 sweetroll thing was a reference to that, or this, I'm confused.

[TheCommanderFluffy]

@TheNostradamic The sweetroll stuff has been a recurring item in Bethesda games. (the games using this type of engine anyways)

[mrcook230]

@tayoyoyo give it to them, spit on it and fight them, or fight them

[capt0skittles]

funny but stupid >.<

[SpartanImmortal]

Omg im actually crying from laughter :D

[yeyyou12345]

i did this all tthe empror is in the bottom of dive rock glitch 

[LogicOutcast]

I'd love to smack the Emperor.... Tehehe... <3

[GuyNicknamedFille]

xd this was good!

[unceasingtate]

i didnt use a sweetroll.......... i used the adoring fans face. opps kavach!

[MrChiddyProductions]

ok seriously, this is no joke. I spoke to Amanteus Alectus and asked him about rumors. He replied, "They say Amanteus Alectus was killed during a burglary! his house was ransacked!" O.o

[superpotatoes1989]

@MrChiddyProductions It's a well known glitch. People say the wrong rumor when you do the first quest. If you don't kill Amantius Allectus, they say the rumor that you killed him and vice versa.

[MrChiddyProductions]

@superpotatoes1989 no you dont understand. he said HIMSELF that he was dead! he was talking about himself!! :L

[balthazar579]

I actually recently got onto my level 46 character and was to broke to smack the emperor.

[auttomstar481]

90000 people smacked the emporer

[WorldWalker128]

Wow! he burned the whole city to the ground using only a Sweetroll?!

And I thought I was a good Piro...

[Splop10]

24 people did not have enough gold to smack the emperor.

[SuperNateclark]

SHOULD'VE JUST GIVEN ME THE SWEETROLL!

[GTAManiac1994]

@SuperNateclark Haha!

[DanGoBearcats32]

@SuperNateclark LMAO thats what that part reminded me of two damn butch and his thugs >:(

[Getoffmearse]

@SuperNateclark "What's a matter someone stole your sweetroll?"

[XTSY]

Great! :D

[alexjedi9]

thats halairious

[PrivateUshanka]

i lol'd

[PrOdIgAlTiMmEh]

-eats sweetroll- Oh, wait...

[heAdXsHotzz]

who do you need 10 gold to go down to the sea and smack the emperor and watch the bones fly? i usually bring about 7 gold and i can do it just fine

[claustrophobic1234]

omg i had to hold in my laugh because everyones sleeping right now XD

[revengeupondalegion]

LMAOO sweetroll

[Negative365]

a sweetroll? so thats how the Deadra destroyed Kvatch before anyone could do anything

[scarhunter92]

The last phrase made it for me.

[zachatt02]

lol

[Egg1e1]

I LOLOLOLOLed so hard

[spartan13468]

"If you've got enough gold, go down to the sea, smack the emperor and watch the bones fly"

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@spartan13468 lol, its "ten gold" :P

[void2blits]

Smack the emperor and watch the bones fly wtf???? hahahaha

[Snipadude47]

That sweetroll must have a fire damage enchantment.

[tymaxie2]

@Snipadude47 'yea lol

[hateretah]

lol o.o i wish that was a real rumer

[FrikkenChicken]

Ya see what ya do is, you smack the emperor. No not some pussy little tap I mean fucking slap him, like a cheap prostitute who half-assed her job. And then what ya do is watch the bones fly, maybe grab a few beers and a lawn chair cause this is gonna be one hell of a show. Bring your friends, or in this case your kinfolk. His face just explodes into a sped up version of Neo punching one of the Smiths in The Matrix, cept with more blood ya get me, hombre? then just sip a cold one and kick back.

[pringoals1]

lol!!!

[300pzl]

these people suffer from dementia. that there is no doubt.

[VALLU333able]

LOL......Thats so funny...smack the emperor and watch the bones fly.Llol

[Gemeni3insane]

that was dumb.

[greyvulc]

@Gemeni3insane

then don't fucking post a comment on the video

[LizardQueen120]

LOL!!!!!!

[Z2recoil]

,,Hey bro what would you do if u'd get 10 gol?''

,,i guess i would go down to the sea smack the emperor and watch the bones fly''

[lady08mai]

lol but u must not show the picture

[PulseOfTheMagg0tss]

is this shit on ultra high graphics or what!?

[StrictSnow]

This gets funnier every time I watch it.

[ThibautVDP]

you have ten golld. go to the sea and smack the emperor and watch the bones fly?

[miskoc123]

This Is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! I JUMPED ALL OVER MY BED ALL LAUGHING... IT ALMOST BROKE, I FELL ON MY HEAD ON THE FLOOR AND I WAS STILL LAUGHING!

[fenris1997]

22 People don't have sweetrolls.

[TheGr8scott]

I am personally responsible for 100 views and i have showed this video to every single one of my friends! this is awesome!!!!!!!!

[Motorhead30]

"...so I took the sweetroll and burned the whole city to the ground." WTF! How does a sweetroll burn down a whole city!?

[ThePhoenix815]

@Motorhead30 let the sweet roll go stale, rub it on a pillar and hope to cause a spark

[Smileperience]

@Motorhead30 chuck norris

[tymaxie2]

@Motorhead30 set it on fire and throw it on a building that has gunpowder in it

[EliteZeroHeroes23]

@Motorhead30 Very carefully.



[Azakamak2401]

@Motorhead30 Simple. It is no ordinary sweetroll. It is the Sweetroll of Awesomeness.(And knocking over a few torches with it helps)

[Forbiddencoma]

@Motorhead30 It's a fresh sweetroll...

[TheBlaziken437]

@Motorhead30 Fresh from the oven. :)

[darthopal]

@Motorhead30 Could've been a hot sweetroll...

[minernoob90]

@Motorhead30 maybe it's a lemon sweetroll?

lol portal 2

[WASACADA]

@Motorhead30 have you tasted a sweetroll? they are spicy...

[smak64]

@Motorhead30 Carefully.

[ChArMeDxxxTrAnCe]

@Motorhead30 very carefully XD it requires much skill and patience. But eventually, you can achieve greatness. :D

[IchimotoKun]

@Motorhead30 The same way that lemons do. :D

[supashadow1777]

Soooooo you can burn a whole city to the ground with a sweetroll?

[F25Xanatos]

Brain Pie, Perfect, Care to donate?

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

Once I was carrying a sweetroll when 3 thugs attacked me. So, I took the sweetroll and burned the whole city to the ground!

[Mercury205]

If you can burn a whole city to the ground with a sweet-roll, what can you do with a sweet-cake?!

[fenris1997]

@Mercury205 OH NO!!! HE'S GONNA BURN DOWN CYRODIIL WITH A SWEET-CAKE IF HE IS ATTACKED!!!

[dar3keternal]

lol

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

I don't care what this compilation MADE, I want to know wtf to SMACK!!!... 0.o

[TehKetchup]

everytime i hear "and whatch the bones fly" i lmao

[tendoking48]

aw damnit! now I have to go smack the emperor around... thanks a lot

[xXxWolverinexXx666]

lol

[ParadoxWizzard2]

Emporer:Your The ONE! Your the one in my dreams that slapped me.

[DriftKing1813]

I TOOK THE SWEETROLL AND BURNT THE CITY TO THE GROUND. LMFAO

[mattnlogan101]

I have literally watched this 40 times and it never gets old. LMFAO.

[BigKevO117]

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[CoffeeChicken]

Best combo ever! XD

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

wish i could make one of these... im a noob so i dont really know how to insert parts and shit

but if i could, id make the sweetroll part this:

"one day, i was carrying a sweetroll when 3 thugs #beeped# me... so i took the

-thugs- -penis- -and- -pulled- -it- -off-" lol ...

[nirashm]

@overNineTHOUSAND98 its easy to make one.. record vids and cut them to the part u want and with window movi maker put the cuted vids toghether.. im sure u can find a tutorial on how to do this :)

[Jamesthelolmaster]

amazing hahahaha!!!

[TurboFlame100]

that was hilarious the first time is saw this i nearly peed my self

[patertot117]

I've got ten gold let me go to the sea then smack the emporer and watch the bones fly

[Exclaiimer]

Whenever someone says "Once I was carrying a sweetroll, when three thugs ttacked me. So, I took the sweetrool.." it reminds me of the quiz you can take after getting off of the ship, which is "While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of |three| other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it."

[Exclaiimer]

@Exclaiimer After getting off of the ship in Morrowind**

Damn my laziness.

[homevidman1000]

@Exclaiimer ya they took tht part from morrowind, i originally heard it from the guild porter in skingrad, wtf is a porter and what do they do

[angryboy2k9]

@homevidman1000 I think a porter is an armorer for the fighters guild. Every porter offers repair services... They also protect the building.

[MrDannymoney7]

worth ten gold to me

[TheOptimistecify]

stupid



[WhenTardsAttack]

id shuve the sweetrole up his ass

[itsachatmod]

what 19 gits disliked this video?

[Try2ResistCIicking]

i bet fimmion was one of the thugs, he like suh-WEEEET-ROOOLLS!

by chance was one of them not wearing pants?

[UnknownStoner420]

BY THE NINE!

[1156Jdnj]

NICE! lmao

[poopfuzzylunchmeat]

yhis is completly unrelated dut how dose the donkey and dragon on shrek have kids??? very carfully i guess....

[MasterCheif481215]

how do you burn the whole city to the ground with a sweet roll?

use a BFG!!!

[MasterCheif481215]

ROFL

[Fyrestarify]

Blessings of Lindaria, apon ye'.

[thatguyavcam]

how do u burn a city to the ground with a sweet roll? im guessing very carefully...

[leatherdust]

LMAO

[Frapnoo]

lmao

[thatguyavcam]

great!!! just great!!!

[choconinny]

watch the bones fly? Is the emperor a bonewalker now or something? Theyre only in Morrowind though aren't they...?

[potterpals12]

"smack the emperor and watch the bones fly!!" BAHHAHAH XD

[MrLordOfMe]

Awesome

[ashley13121988]

Freakin' Hilarious :D

[InuKagFan505]

XDDDDDD

[anostrichkilledyou]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha

[shitflinger]

lmao that was hilarious xD

[weegeebro]

I dont wanna smack the emperor! :(

[AzidTheTr0llboy99]

rofl

[PlantyC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that is possibly the funniest Oblvion video i have ever seen xD

[Guardianoftheunborn]

LMBO!!!!

[TheNintendo101]

Youve got 10 gold, go down to the sea and SMACK the emperor. LOL XD

[4sostrander]

@TheNintendo101 And watch the bones fly!

[CHEATINDUDES]

lol the  best

[bigsmoke636]

the first guy talking about the three thugs their is a book about that in oblivion some were i for got were i red it at tho

[rantallin]

@bigsmoke636 In Morrowind when you are choosing your class and select to answer questions, one is where you have a sweetroll and you walk in an alley and are ambushed by some bullies after school. You have to answer what you would do, I think.

[bigsmoke636]

@rantallin ok

[xano95]

LOL

[WorldWalker128]

Yeah, that sounds like something I'd do.

setting the city on fire using a only a sweet-roll, that is.

[Kr1w]

"Once i was carrying a sweetroll when three thugs attacked me, so i took the sweetroll...and burned the whole city to the ground."

[PlayerOblivion]

SMACK! the emperor... gahahahahahaha!!!!