haha at 1st i was like "when are they gonna get on with the parody?" then i was like "...duh! this is exactly how congress works!" and that is about as well as a poop and cotton candy sandwich.
Who was it who said, "Corruption oils the machinery of free government?" Probably some proto-con crook like Alexander Hamilton.
I think the European model of parliamentary government works better in this respect. There might be a bit of bargaining between coalition partners in places like Germany, the Netherlands and Sweden, but nothing like the scale of pork-barrel politics one finds in the US, where each vote must be individually bought.
This collaboration video is a huge waste of subscriber bandwidth. It will make numerous other projects impossible and will bankrupt our children without accomplishing anything.
My solution is to force the failing institutions to issue preference shares, offer refinancing of delinquent loans, thereby making these toxic securities more valuable, and creating a task force to seriously redesign the system. Too late now.
I didn't know how to express that in parody form. Sorry. It is what it is.
well done! except the part about the roller and Pakistan I just can't go for that. And one more thing, if he's not going to do a video then screw him! On second thought, Forget it! You're all a bunch of CROOKS!
"I sincerely hope that this is not a consequence of your bad habits. "
_
Aren't all habits in themselves good? Even if the result is undesirable, the repetition of the cause allows us to know what it is that needs to be altered. Maybe I just need rest.
I would say no, because if we got into the habit of denying causal relations (for example) we would not investigate the causes that need to be altered.
that was truly it in a nutshell. you forgot to mention how the fed snuck in and stole 6000 shares of wamu from adam (herein called holybabble), and gave it to jpmorgan!
You missed the all important qualifier "smart". Not that we are smarter than Larry David & Jerry Seinfield but our audience is a bit quicker than the broad array of people they've got and therefore we don't have to hide our smarts like those in the mainstream. This is one of the things that makes YT rock...also that the idea was conceived, written, shot, edited and posted all within 24 hours...that only happens on yt as well.
You don't have to read the Banker's Bill - you just have to take the Bribe. Now you don't have to worry about being voted out of office in November - its a win win situation. :D
Roller, and,...the word not to be mentioned, otherwise commonly known as a Bowler in head wear, a style popular for seventy years until the 1920's when the Fedora eclipsed it as the most popular hat style.
One funny idea we considered for that was having ThorsMitterSaw holding a gun to his head and saying something like, "You people are killing me!" to show that this sort of talk is something that makes anarchists souls shrivel.
I don't believe I have ever seen a dog turd sandwich. I suppose I would be interested in knowing who made it and even more interested in who was planning to eat it.
Even the DMCA, you know what people are complaining about, has to due with Vessial Ship Design. They do it all the time! It's not funny they really do it. Thanks for pointing it out.
I love you guys, and always enjoy watching your clever funny vids AZ! You should come up here in Canada and help us make fun of our Bush's pet of Prime Minister and his pale carbon copy of US's policies. I know nobody cares, but Canada's federal election is october 14! Watch us live humiliate ourself by re-electing the Tories!
If I vote against my Rep and Senator,since they were for he bill with all that pork,as a way to get rid of them,I must unsub to all these You Tubers,since they loaded your idea with pork.
God he is so hot! :)
TMBrd89 1 month ago
That's too damn funny....
and sooooooooo true!!!
How do we change it without riots?
powersmine 1 year ago
What's wrong with anarchists?
urplereen 1 year ago
Awesome!
GuidetoPerplexed 1 year ago
You better NOT have lost subscribers for this :P
TheInfernalSpark 1 year ago
awesome!
peanarchist 2 years ago
Really cool!!!
ReverendAtomSmasher 2 years ago
I must understand how you can lose .68 subscribers... hm... paraplegic... or..?
YourGuardian 2 years ago
nah... probably amputees
supermaninhevin 2 years ago 2
ah yes... those sweet people. Well, I don't get why they left. =/ Maybe a case of phantom pain in the ass. @_@
YourGuardian 2 years ago
hahaha clever
sxeeplta 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You have really ugly friends.
supersean13 2 years ago
haha at 1st i was like "when are they gonna get on with the parody?" then i was like "...duh! this is exactly how congress works!" and that is about as well as a poop and cotton candy sandwich.
georgejonez 2 years ago 4
Excellent!
VietN123 2 years ago
Nothing needs be said.
CollegeKid387 2 years ago
XD. thank you. this makes me happy. ^^
darklight270 3 years ago
Genius, plain and simple.
DuctTapeGuru 3 years ago
Yeah, that's about right.
DarkMatter2525 3 years ago
<3 Big Words!
tenderheartedness 3 years ago
Testicles big words?
Sorry, ever since i saw RayWilliam Johnson's stuff, =3 always look like...well, you know.
This is an awesome vid.
EllenRussell54 3 years ago
This was fantastic!
Bobbiethejean 3 years ago
2:58-3:04 I lol'd.
CaptainBlackCatz 3 years ago
Wonderful; just wonderful.
desirlemonde 3 years ago
Genius!
Toocold 3 years ago
Yay! what a great piece of video-art-protest-enlightenment! I'm so glad I found your channel!
epitaphz 3 years ago 2
Best youtube video I've seen so far. Very accurate and creative.
igoronline 3 years ago 2
shut up please !!
freeyourmindusa 3 years ago
lol, keep them coming mate ;P
Tyrfingr 3 years ago
very funny
Rask0lnikov19 3 years ago
You would be a great narrator for a movie.
XshaunixX 3 years ago
You'll never lose me.
(But that might be a disincentive - sorry.)
Elaina43 3 years ago
what do u do for a job??
timfode 3 years ago
5 do you like my profile? Q
dianix123 3 years ago
this was a great video!
deforce2 3 years ago
Haha awesome videos!! I'm subscribing! I was bored and found your Hunting of the Snark video and it led me to your channel. Ah-mazing!
(btw, try typing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" in a comment and use the new audio preview button. Hours of entertainment...)
viarockgirl 3 years ago
Who was it who said, "Corruption oils the machinery of free government?" Probably some proto-con crook like Alexander Hamilton.
I think the European model of parliamentary government works better in this respect. There might be a bit of bargaining between coalition partners in places like Germany, the Netherlands and Sweden, but nothing like the scale of pork-barrel politics one finds in the US, where each vote must be individually bought.
RadicalWhig 3 years ago
I wanna the the .68th subscriber.
threadform 3 years ago
"This sucks." I suppose that applies to most bill-writing by our illustrious Congress.
zookini33 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
uhh wow this video has 2 be one of the Silliest and sexiest vids online. just like me!
darkfox577 3 years ago
that was fucking amazing
unpeacefulone 3 years ago
frickin brilliant!
RabidApe 3 years ago
haha rich
elyse42 3 years ago
Section 122, Sec 3101 of title 31 is changed to 11,315,000,000,000.
Our fed budget has now quadrupled.
The Arrows, for Boy scouts, well they cost 30 cents, they are taxed at 39 cents, thats a correction and the arrows were needed...GO SCOUTS! lol.
Hey Joe Looks good....for a new yankee!
:)
Lewismadmax 3 years ago
Okay... you rule...
CameraCapers 3 years ago
Okay that was awesome.
defectiveillusions 3 years ago
Haha! I didn't get it until halfway-through the video! Then the lightbulb turned on.
xmorningxstar86x 3 years ago
Fantastic man! I'd be down for a collab, I love the way you write!
ErgoPictures 3 years ago
Thank you for this - fucking brilliant!
startngo 3 years ago
You guys are too funny!! Thanks, Grams
GramsandPapi 3 years ago
Dude, I wanna be in on your next parody video. I'll even go to an acting class!
TheoreticalBullshit 3 years ago 6
I'll let you know.
azrienoch 3 years ago
Ben has hair?
Mjhavok 3 years ago
LOL nice i'd watch it :P
Divel11 3 years ago
I just recently started watching your videos.
This my friend was
fantastic...
Hats off to you and your co participants.
I know the smell of rain.... =)
dharmapunk5 3 years ago 2
This collaboration video is a huge waste of subscriber bandwidth. It will make numerous other projects impossible and will bankrupt our children without accomplishing anything.
My solution is to force the failing institutions to issue preference shares, offer refinancing of delinquent loans, thereby making these toxic securities more valuable, and creating a task force to seriously redesign the system. Too late now.
I didn't know how to express that in parody form. Sorry. It is what it is.
:-)
riversonthemoon 3 years ago
Roller is really cool, and so is Pakistan. Kinda makes sence, you know?
baronblod2003 3 years ago
"Oh, FVCK No!" I LOL every time. XD
theDracoIX 3 years ago
Oooohhh this happens all the time! It happens all the time on Capital Hill! Fat on the bill!!Everyone sing!!
Slide one by and make money for your friends!
(what tune should I set this to? I'll set up a commitee to decide on the tune!!)
lionsstare 3 years ago
Ingenius!
luckyelway 3 years ago
lol
TetragrammatonMan 3 years ago
LOL OUTSTANDING!!!
OrbitalAngel 3 years ago
yeah that's pretty much how it works.
KingHeathen 3 years ago
well done! except the part about the roller and Pakistan I just can't go for that. And one more thing, if he's not going to do a video then screw him! On second thought, Forget it! You're all a bunch of CROOKS!
votethirdpartynow 3 years ago
Witty!
neoclassicism 3 years ago
great job guys! =0)
no1funkydiva 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA Ben has the best line. I was wondering when he was going to be in it.
BlueBarrier782 3 years ago
Brilliant!!
dl737 3 years ago
Thanks for saying Pakistan is cool.....who/what is Roller Durby?
majorx 3 years ago
i just wanna "beetle" this guy off till dawn's early light.
XxJeffSimmonsxX 3 years ago
.....
Ladyivory3 3 years ago
lol i love the definition then "This sux!" lol classic
kahluaAPX 3 years ago
lol awesome job guys :)
I really enjoyed watching this, got a good chuckle out of it.
mojimojix 3 years ago
Excellent! Five stars
thexjib 3 years ago
Superb! Thanks.
stuart250 3 years ago
SO GOOD
delolrue 3 years ago
NICE!!
raistlin1423 3 years ago
Your wife looks tired. I sincerely hope that this is not a consequence of your bad habits.
threeofwands 3 years ago
What bad habits?
azrienoch 3 years ago
High volume thinking.
threeofwands 3 years ago
@azrienoch kickin` ass.
sancho4567 1 year ago
@azrienoch Those that aint good
Rokkidud 1 year ago
@azrienoch : Watching TV is bad for you for one. Especially if there's politicians on the screen. You also need more pickles in your diet.
Nagneto 1 year ago
RE: threeofwands
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!
dissolve2dust 3 years ago
"I sincerely hope that this is not a consequence of your bad habits. "
_
Aren't all habits in themselves good? Even if the result is undesirable, the repetition of the cause allows us to know what it is that needs to be altered. Maybe I just need rest.
D34dH053 3 years ago
I would say no, because if we got into the habit of denying causal relations (for example) we would not investigate the causes that need to be altered.
threeofwands 3 years ago
ha, ha. Nailed it.
gabrielm562 3 years ago
i smell an oscar
spikesofgrace 3 years ago
this is spectacular!
illburnbush 3 years ago
wow your alot smarter then you seem
Grimdopple 3 years ago
lol the ending
1happiness 3 years ago
wow that was the greatiest. <3
shiechan 3 years ago
U are a goddamned genius... not the first time I have said it, and with your track record, it won't be the last... fucking brilliant!
Cristofer7 3 years ago
I loved it! very very good!
OriginalKemoSabe 3 years ago
<333333333333333333333333333
TwistedScorpio87 3 years ago
did you really lose 700 subscribers?
now you have about 6000, i couldve sworn you had like 100 a week ago
what happend?
Bizzer10 3 years ago
nah 777.68 was the amount that the Stock market dropped on Monday when the original house version of the bill was defeated.
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
OOOOOOHHHHHHH!
lmao
im a dumbass
i just got it!
Bizzer10 3 years ago
he's making fun of congress. how the john mccain had to fix the bill quickly in order to not lose supporters.
the whole video was making fun of congress.
elysiatheamazing 3 years ago
What a shame. Your married.
MacedonianLove 3 years ago
that was truly it in a nutshell. you forgot to mention how the fed snuck in and stole 6000 shares of wamu from adam (herein called holybabble), and gave it to jpmorgan!
i highlighted all five!
holybabble 3 years ago
this was smart and funny
oggasteen 3 years ago
Just shut up, you had me at roller... you had me at roller.
hursty810 3 years ago
hah
smashedpineaples 3 years ago
LOL, a smart Seinfeld. Great job.
loveisallneed 3 years ago
lol, it is kinda like seinfeld!
Bizzer10 3 years ago
You missed the all important qualifier "smart". Not that we are smarter than Larry David & Jerry Seinfield but our audience is a bit quicker than the broad array of people they've got and therefore we don't have to hide our smarts like those in the mainstream. This is one of the things that makes YT rock...also that the idea was conceived, written, shot, edited and posted all within 24 hours...that only happens on yt as well.
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
lmao love the video keep it up =]
SKM7FOX 3 years ago
Exactly how legislation is made...
armando3210 3 years ago
They should use it as an education tool to explain how we ended up with such weirdness on the hill this week don't you think ; )
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
Well do want to educate these guys and gals anymore? These gusy are way to educated as it is...!
armando3210 3 years ago
cute.
elena95 3 years ago
i liked it =D
maryamtaheri 3 years ago
LMFAO
cravenxv 3 years ago
Oh and you have to say you LOVE ISRAEL, otherwise it wont pass the Senate.
PsyogiBottoms 3 years ago
You don't have to read the Banker's Bill - you just have to take the Bribe. Now you don't have to worry about being voted out of office in November - its a win win situation. :D
PsyogiBottoms 3 years ago
Funny.
5PhiV 3 years ago
the parallels are frightening
divinejudge1 3 years ago
Roller, and,...the word not to be mentioned, otherwise commonly known as a Bowler in head wear, a style popular for seventy years until the 1920's when the Fedora eclipsed it as the most popular hat style.
ArdieVerde 3 years ago
We totally should have tried to work the shit about derby as a hat into this. Blast!
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
lol Damnit, you should of had an anarchist in this video!
GuyaRicanMC 3 years ago
One funny idea we considered for that was having ThorsMitterSaw holding a gun to his head and saying something like, "You people are killing me!" to show that this sort of talk is something that makes anarchists souls shrivel.
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
Cute ..
hgaleas82 3 years ago
ha ha ha, this is hilarious.
JeeprzCreepers56 3 years ago
epic win my cherubs!
Anastasius37 3 years ago
This is why you need to be following me around like a groupie. You could have been amongst us cherubs.
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
nice job =]
MultipleNotes 3 years ago
that was good
daveschmit 3 years ago
good god that was funny and clever as hell.
migkillertwo 3 years ago
Nice job guys. :)
Sarahon06 3 years ago
Great vid
SMASH THE STATE!
yeahwotevaman 3 years ago
i seriously believe this video would suck if azrienoch wasn't in it...
this dude could make a dog turd sandwich interesting
DaGreatBrandonie 3 years ago
I don't believe I have ever seen a dog turd sandwich. I suppose I would be interested in knowing who made it and even more interested in who was planning to eat it.
Sarahon06 3 years ago
but azrienoch would have to give the story about it
DaGreatBrandonie 3 years ago
Awesome video Az and crew!
SurvivorsFaithTV 3 years ago
funny stuff!
grenangle 3 years ago
I freaking love you Az. I would never unsubscribe to you :]
suicidekitten778 3 years ago
excellent
tantalusmcdaddy 3 years ago
Lol, looks like you put a lot of thought into this one, I like it. =D
XCeazyX 3 years ago
Brilliant!
dawnofreason 3 years ago
Pretty smart parody... :-)
soulfuluniverse 3 years ago
awesome
mrKuba07 3 years ago
Yup. That's pretty much how it works!
boingsomeness 3 years ago
This had two layers to it. I totally had to watch it twice.
At first it was more like you were parodying parody, but the bill parody slowly crept in without me noticing. That was good.
Very po-mo. :-P
5thWatcher 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah your best to date!!!!!!
SurferRosa79 3 years ago
Great editing Az, without which it could never have been effective. Everyone was great. Erin's three word line was my favorite.
alphalux 3 years ago
: ) that was my ad lib...I liked the way he used it once it all came together.
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
"I won't have any anarchists on my channel" I lol'd.
olliegibbons 3 years ago
your wife is beautiful.......how does she put up with you....
Emptybottleofgin 3 years ago
she is?
heaa21 3 years ago
Yeah she is now kindly fuck off.
(I'm mostly joking about fucking off but Andrea is totally sexy and I had to correct that)
CitizenWorm 3 years ago
brilliant, love it
Flippy92 3 years ago
Even the DMCA, you know what people are complaining about, has to due with Vessial Ship Design. They do it all the time! It's not funny they really do it. Thanks for pointing it out.
stony4321 3 years ago
haha great
MisterMentionable 3 years ago
ok..from the anarchist perspective...im just going to say, all publicity is good and roller publicity, tho not nessecarily derby.
cozmikzen 3 years ago
LOL Nice parody!
nerdfighter4 3 years ago
I like this more every time I watch it. I wish I'd taken an acting class at some point though. hehe
CitizenWorm 3 years ago 2
I took one once.......it wasn't pretty.
brouhajoe 3 years ago
There should also be some sort of mandate that everytime your wife appears in a video, someone should compliment on how freakin' hot she is.
Oh, and that compliment? Check.
:-P
reflectionist 3 years ago
Very nice! Thank You!
jdoty7878 3 years ago
Wow, this evolved rather quickly. I love how it just felt like it happened in front of me.
*~t3h C.
ReikoSpazz 3 years ago
it didn't suck! :-) at all
LukaIsntLuka 3 years ago
Dude, I really loved that! It was a joke about making a joke about a joke bill, all of which succeeded in making said joke about said bill.
Wait... I think I'm being affected by that bill.
mavaddat 3 years ago
I love you guys, and always enjoy watching your clever funny vids AZ! You should come up here in Canada and help us make fun of our Bush's pet of Prime Minister and his pale carbon copy of US's policies. I know nobody cares, but Canada's federal election is october 14! Watch us live humiliate ourself by re-electing the Tories!
ohboy19 3 years ago
STEPHANE DION FOR THE WIN!
williamcardno 3 years ago
*Squint*
oh i see whatcha did there
you clever man you
xdeliriumgirlx 3 years ago
Great! A hearty 'Well done' to everyone involved.
...Now I have that school house rock song 'I'm just a Bill' in my head though...
blondegirlshavefun 3 years ago
Chuckle Great!
masticina 3 years ago
So,
If I vote against my Rep and Senator,since they were for he bill with all that pork,as a way to get rid of them,I must unsub to all these You Tubers,since they loaded your idea with pork.
Or I can just watch a Spricket24 video...
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
LMFAO
EverettsVLOG 3 years ago
I want to be more clever :(
jellypeanutbutter666 3 years ago
OMG YOU GUYS GOT GILYAN IN IT!
great job everyone!! really
thinkmorepink 3 years ago
Brilliant
someweirdgayguy 3 years ago
I like to eat caca
Rahab111222 3 years ago
Everyone involved performed brilliantly!
AnethSvartalf 3 years ago
Thankyou so much. :D
williamcardno 3 years ago
Well done folks... perfect. (=
nbwulf 3 years ago
thank you very much. :D
williamcardno 3 years ago
Sadly...that's exactly how it works. Great job!
TheEdge012 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!
ingenious!
absolutely clever!
vollygirl59 3 years ago
best video in a long time.
PFTECHMETAL 3 years ago
You made me laugh this morning. Out loud. You're the first person to make me laugh today.
Thanks. :)
Swordsage 3 years ago
Yawn....
piesnalewizne 3 years ago
LMAO
GuiltySpark347 3 years ago
Yeah that was funny like most of your newer videos.
The1337Juice 3 years ago
Good job you guys!
smalltownatheist 3 years ago