Just As Long As Me

[Thelegoterrapin]

Oh Geeze Lacy, Mortuus isn't going to be happy...

Oxhorn and JoCo are Pro!

[gearhar1]

Touching <3 ;')

[MineCartable]

I would perfer a gnome if I were to choose one.

[landon9560]

if you stop at 0:37 and pause it, it looks like he is groping her XD

[biggpeyt]

why didnt you make the tauren a blood elf

[brawlertank]

@biggpeyt Because TBC wasn't out in 2006....

[MegaSteveiscool]

@biggpeyt belfs are short

[annoying787]

he should go to Darrnasses

[MrArgusy]

Wow! When you go never fails to depress me, but I still think it's a good song... XD

[BlackShadowWish]

Try a night elf man! ;D

[nobodyelse211]

Why dont he just take to darnasus?

[sakrefunholy]

he should have tried draenei girls. THEY are really hot :D

[Khalony]

@sakrefunholy This video was actually made before draenei girls existed sadly. Though I would love that alternate ending ^_^

[Pokygirl2001]

Jonathan Coulton always impresses me because he can pull of so many different genres of music. This song's even got elements of traditional bluegrass in it.

[Dogsoldier22]

That'd be one hairy ass elf kid.

[Thearl]

@Dogsoldier22  Quite true.

[KeyOfStrife]

Haha, he should pay a trip to the Netherlands, im 6'4.5, and there are still quite a few women just as tall, or taller than i am ;)

[seventeenandcynical]

im 6,7 this song is my life 

[Baurles]

She is taller!

[cheesecake1932]

just as long as m ...oh, oh no. OH NO!

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

Also Maybe he should....Oh I don't know...Go to somewhere besides IRONFORGE!

[MasterrangerABR]

@ThatUndeadGuy666 lol true that

[14Scarlette]

@ThatUndeadGuy666 lol if he went to Darnassus he could find his same race and they would be tall together not a ahiry tauren xD

[Logoscyth]

Sounds similar to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls", but he's playing a banjo instead...

[Degondar]

would have been funny if he used a gnome for this video

[TheGrayWolfie]

Awww... this movie is absolutely adorable! It reminds me a little of my 6'4" husband.

[TheKisukeUrahara]

LONG.....ew

[rozar142]

Damn you Dr. Martin And Betty for your sick critical love child!!!

[BlazingNel]

98 people were too small for the Night Elf :P

[Lieu3C4]

How noble of thee.

[SuperDMMAN]

I too have a problem with falling in love with short ladies

[Hejsan123801]

lol hes banging a tauren ^^

[lizbethk1]

Hmm. Taurens would probably at least a foot taller if they weren't hunched over.

Same with trolls. Troll straightened up , compared with gnomes = Onyxia compared with humans

[Memoria777]

Love your vids Spiff!

[RasmusKudahl]

Is it me or does this sound ALOT like "Fat bottom girls" by Queen xD?

[FrozenStringz]

@RasmusKudahl

I had the same thought :p

Also, it's not just the songs that sound alike,

but the idea of a man having some fetish is presented in both songs :)

[RasmusKudahl]

@FrozenStringz Hmm.. Weird :D

[sonic4everpeople]

id love to take the gothic like girl with wings in bed

[erikosarie1]

why not a nelf women?

[Kelthuzad5]

@erikosarie1

It makes sense, though.

The night elf men are taller than the nelf women.

[Nerevar8592]

Is that the wife from "Captain's Wife's Lament"?

[warcraft5016]

Wouldn't now a worgen female work, cause I've seen a worgen female(Me) and a Nelf Man seeing whos taller... we were about the same hight but he was taller

[megakirasin]

i agree just as long as theyre as long as me

[Cipher655]

a tauren succubus :3

[vapen76]

@Cipher655 lol is that a tauruccubus?

[vapen76]

how about therazane? xD

[mirisa22]

Funny video, nice song :-)

[ramirezthesilvite]

Shoni was cute though D: why not her? XD 

[TheRmbomo]

98 people are too short to press like so they pressed dislike instead.

[MECHAALIEN]

Succubus all the way!

[soldier4242]

the only thing about taurens that are hot is if they are served with a potato and butter

[DooshBag7000]

@soldier4242 "gasp" thats blasphemy, thats madness!

[ImitableChaor]

@DooshBag7000 no thats a good christmas dinner XD

[Tonttu876]

1:23 lol pedofile is following him.

[ravengarrr]

That Stormwind guard is stalking you!



[rmartin232]

i cant really relate to this, im 6 foot 6 lmao, not met many women who are as tall as me :P

[TheFlyingMantis]

@rmartin232

Take note from this video, Marry a Cow woman.

[gregshatchet]

@sango213 nightelf, nightelf , where forth are thou nightelf LOL

[yoshirobicheaux]

taurens make me face roll mah keyboard

[JagEterCoola]

i would pick and Blood Elf :)

[sango213]

NE + Tauren relationship...gee...another version of Romeo + Juliet is on the rise. lol

[gregshatchet]

Taurens are HOT!!!!!!

[thegreatninjaman]

@gregshatchet HELL YA LOL

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

@gregshatchet NO!

[Kindatae]

@gregshatchet ummm.......well then..... not a hater but furry's always manage to make me feel awkward.

[anamoebacorn]

@gregshatchet

*cue Lex Luthor

WROOOONG!

[DearHunterFan15]

@gregshatchet I agree.

[bullWoWdogi]

JUST RE ROLL

[1notdeadfred]

Wish Spiff was horde.

[Ivelization]

2 things 1. .....u should have gone with succubus. 2.......shoni the silent at 1:17.....akward....SHE is actually HE

[AriaAsacura]

what WILL the children be?

[spartaninspace]

@AriaAsacura can't be as bad as mortuus' dead cowbies

[AriaAsacura]

@spartaninspace I dunno, they seemed fairly cute.... but ... tauren elves....

[EvilBlurplurp]

IT A ELF KILL IT from Oxhorn :D

[wowbigfannilud]

@EvilBlurplurp hells yea

[JagEterCoola]

i know 100% how it is i am 2meters and 41 cemtimeters myn best friend is 1 meter and 71 cemtemeter myn girlfriend is 2meters and 11 cemtimeters hard to be in bed with she when myn legs are outside the bed a LOOOONG way! soo enjoying!! nice video

[leo20022004]

elf kill it

[andybj93]

i know how he feels i'm 6,6 ft and my best friend is 5,4 ft

[Soroboruo]

Cute couple ^^

[Harvesterofpie]

The kids will have to be put down..what a shame.

[Lykos42]

I have this problem. I'm 6'8 and I like Asians. :(

[nybotheveg]

omg i love the gnome at 1:08

[Awsomesauce22]

Just As Long As me.. Sounds sexual.. Does this mean he wants a shemale who's just as long as him? xD =D

[CounterSSFTW]

is that doctor martin after he went to the barber shop?

[matthegeek]

a theme song for all 6-7ft + people!

[Ryvinx]

@matthegeek yeah...and it makes all us 6-7ft girls feel like we got a chance lol :)

[valek27]

@matthegeek For me :D

[lamerthenlife]

Is this funny?

[spacer125]

Thats not right. my comment got thrown off the highest rated comments

Mine has 74 up ratings T.T

[TheCLAMY]

the 97 pepl that hit dislike thought this was gay porn and was disapointed

[cpearson96]

i rely play all night elvs yea they tall drans are taller

[joanim]

You know I was thinking the wrong thing when he said "just as long as me".

[puppypouter133]

Tuaras arent accually fat look at them there thin for beig a cow

[Pyromania37]

the odd thing from behind a blood elf female lools like a gnome

[MrRoflToaster]

1:52 - 1:56

This made me lol so hard. xD

[bethXcooper]

PEDOPHILE ALERT

weird guy following the elf at 1:22

[daubergoat]

@bethXcooper good call

[jollygoth]

way to big to love *cough*

[pittlord29]

talf peoplo know how I feel to

[WowKnight0123]

Night Elf Dude: Noooo! Rly? Night Elves have females? wow thats so great... wish i new that sooner...

[thedarkcrab]

Night elves were the second to step foot on Azeroth, Night Elves arn't mutated trolls, That is just a myth. Dragons were the first.

[vapen76]

@thedarkcrab Actully! the trolls say that the night elven race are cousins to the troll race and when they said so the night elf's got offended and slaughterd almost all trolls :P

[TheAEonic]

maybe if he stopped looking for dwarves and gnomes he might have found someone sooner.... >.>

[gdbz13]

Soulda gone with the succubus

[lizerg700]

@gdbz13 lol trufax me too

[DethklokDudE691]

@gdbz13 well obviously spiff has some sort of tauren fetish.

[dragonman86]

@DethklokDudE691 who dont? hoofgirls are hotties. dreani women count too.

[jollygoth]

Move to darnassus.fool.

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

as if im gonna bother going on spiffword or jonathon coulton's websites when i can watch the vids on youtube. No one's gonna go on ur site just take them away from the vid info :)

[CrazyChris00001]

@PaladinswordSaurfang Dude if your not gonna go to the website great. Dont have to announce it. Noone cares if you go or not. Don't be an ass.

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

@CrazyChris00001 i was actually suggesting other ppl do the same dumbass, i do have reasons for posting unlike u, who just troll people's comments for no reason whatsoever

[sx07]

And so it ends. Illidan dumped a few vials of the Well's water into a new lake, and it became a sort of new Well. The group now known as High Elves were the remaining Highborne, and the Night Elves didn't want theme. So they all got onto ships, and sailed eastward. Removed from the Well's effects, they grew shorter and lighter-skinned. They began to worship the sun, and created their own well, which became the Sunwell. Etc etc etc, basically, yeah.

[sx07]

Final length of my rant. As the waters rushed over the walls of the palace, the Highborne prayed to Elune to save them. They were turned into Naga, which have the ability to survive under water and on land. Some believe it was the Goddess, others speculate it was the magic in the Well's water. As the water slowly settled, two continents were created, now known as the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor. One final post, sorry guys.

[sx07]

Continuation. The Night Elves had something of a caste system. There were the regular Night Elves, and then there were the Highborne. The Highborne were essentially nobles. When the Burning Legion came to Azeroth, Sargeras (the leader of the Burning Legion, a corrupted Titan) convinced the Night Elven Queen, Azshara, to help summon him into Azeroth. Long story short, she tried to summon him in the Well of Eternity. It ended up essentially exploding. Finishing up next post.

[sx07]

SuperEmoman94-

You are somewhat correct. As IlterProduction said, the Old Gods (obvious Lovecraftian parodies) were first, the Elementals (Ragnaros and so forth) were there servants. Dragons were chosen by the Titans to guard Azeroth after they defeated the Old Gods and their pets. The trolls were the first humanoids, followed by the Night Elves. As Ilter said, some do believe they are mutated trolls. They were, however, the first race to create a civilization. Continued on next post.

[TheEye511]

*gulp*

[SuperEmoman94]

Um so ELVES in the Warcraft world were the second "being" to exist in Azeroth (Dragons were first) they abused magic and broke off into groups...thus creating High elves (Later Blood elves) and Night elves ...also that Naga is what happens to some elves who fall pray to the Legion

[wrmnnm]

@SuperEmoman94 i though elementals where first, could be wrong though.

[IlterProduction]

@wrmnnm You are kinda, the first was the Old Gods, who´s servant was the Elementals... But you´re right, elves are NOT! one of the first races, trolls came before them, some even think elves are a "mutated" form of trolls.

Sincerely, the Lore Geek

[IlterProduction]

@SuperEmoman94 

[DuHast1996]

@SuperEmoman94 Actually, it was Trolls. Night Elves evolved from Trolls through the use of magic from the Well of Eternity.

[dismemberedcydney]

@leyenda142 then why did you listen to it in the first place?

[Mrcakeman34]

FOOLS. The harpy was trying to go through the mating ritual. It loved him.... *sniff*

[dkstoffer]

Banjo :D

[katga2]

mm ya I would marry with tauren! <3 <3 :D idc how she looks. If she loves me, I will be with her for ever very happy :3

[pennclick]

The Captain's Wife from the lament by Paul and Storm!

[crapowner]

Jonathan Coulton IS ALSOME

[TheToonKirby]

Well... It's actually ok for them to be a couple, since the Tauren came from the Night elfs

[Xyronflare]

@TheToonKirby Actually the Night Elfs come from the trolls, but since Night Elves and Tauren have so many ideological stuff in common and they are not mortal enemies as the MMO WoW makes us believe, it's still plausible for them to be couple.

[Popishrum]

@TheToonKirby Tauren came from across the sea somewhere off kalimdor, NE are apparently from Trolls, not the trolls we have now but more some kind of primitive Troll.

[Thearl]

Thanks for the post.

[Ilandea]

poor guy :{

[jwb4291]

I wish I knew someone as long as me...Imma giant, tallest person I know...

[TheIflame]

i would go with the succubus anyday XD

[zomgcupcakes12]

I think its awesome that a night elf would go for a tauren, you dont always have to go night elf night elf you know.

[jim150454]

its an evolutionary reaction to go for the more attractive female as she will produce better offspring. the only reason it seems wrong now is because people think whats inside counts. It only counts if you marry them.

[MegaAstroFan18]

@jim150454: Mostly right. Larger breasts mean better feeding for the baby, and bigger hips mean easier for birth to proceed. That's where it comes from.

[artspret1]

its the same ritme as the betty and me song

[Neat1337]

did i just see the baby from Betty and me in the ending?

[flaxtake5]

go cowgirl litarally

[deathofbarney]

she's longer than him XD

[Thearl]

Cool.

[loveyoulol30]

thats weird alliance and horde love eatch love eatch oother

[vefanturs]

well warhawk... most couples can't understand each other! haha

[warhawk927]

lol i dont think that relationship would last long saying they couldnt understand each other lol

[DKR000]

sweeet xD

[setTHErulesDND]

she is longer

[TenorSaxDude09]

@marcoooootje1 you gotta have ur swim trunks and ur flippy-floppies

[MetallicaPsp2]

was he the only night elf or something?

[IceEyedSquirrel]

It has the portal song AND re. your brains, the portal song just barely ever plays =]

[Dogmantra2]

I'll drink to that. By which I mean a friend and I went on easy and tried to get Still Alive to play.

We died because of how many times Re: Your Brains played instead.

[ockerz]

no

its re:your brains! sigh!

[SuperHamburgerface]

Sick, he does a tauren. Thats like beastality or w/e its called

[marcoooootje1]

It doesnt matter how tall the women are, as long as your on a boat.

[bloodyhell01]

I would go with a human. In WoW i would go with draenei/human/bloodelf

[CleansWithRag]

I know too well what "When you go" feels like. :(

[jerzim100]

it would be funny if after there married they vaction to darnassus and he sees all the hot tall night elves :P

[InsertEpicName]

@jerzim100 oh well when he get tied of her at least he'll have steak xD

[Halodingdongtwinkey]

yeah, but he DOES care about how she looks. he judges them on their hight,

[kitchenwolfstorytime]

Looks like the Captain's Wife got the boat in the divorce settlement.

[niceguys123]

now that is funny XD lol both comment and video

[estagonandfire]

Its only natural that gross people exist, and these people tend to be less loved because of how they look. It might be rough, but its nature honey, learn to live with it.

[kazya23]

@spacer125 they're fluffy anyway, them cows.

[mistahodst]

@spacer125 yeh i agree except its kind of hard 2 understand when most people fall in love with someone beautiful and then find out they have a awesome personality to that ONE person and people think it is just because the person is beautiful

[gazpard1]

@spacer125 a tauren? you speak about our race as were not as good ??? >:(

[spacer125]

@gazpard1 I was speaking about love in general :P

I think taurens are a genuinely beautiful race. First in my heart!

[LadyCasa]

@spacer125 Tauren girl is proly sweeter than a bitchy belf or a drunken dwarf lass.

[MythikInk]

thats pretty gross lol

[SwedishFroglet]

Predictable xD

[pedrootje1]

funny vid but should have took the gnome dancng on the bed tbh (she looked hot XD)

[14TheSilentType]

wtf why didn't he take the succubus? Baka. (:

[namshimaru]

obviously he does not like pretty women as he took the tauren

[ode4951]

@namshimaru he wanted a girl his size and every1 elese were too short

[hagbard61]

namshimaru maybe he thinks shes pretty thats all that matters

[cotarna]

He just wanted a person who is as long as him