American Coffee

[msungs]

The US(S)A is finished. I quit my job as a Policeman and took my business and moved it to Northern Europe. The Federal Reserve as Federal as Federal Express is going to print so many Owebama bucks that it is going to bankrupt the country and your coffee will be much more expensive. America is full of ignorant people who don't even realize their own government committed the atrocities on 09-11-2001 with the idea to invade other lands for their resources. Wake up.

[snaggypaggy]

your  sexy

[tupacole]

you SERIOUSLY need to get laid lady!!!!!!!!

[lakhlif]

I hope that it was just you as a sleepwalker!! I think it's a shame that most americans don't even bother to make coffee at home.. like most of people in our planet!!

[djgeneralo]

Pls do some funny travel video in other places!! if u travel go to italy pls!!! i think there's a lot of italian here!! i'm nt italian i'm filipino living in italy=D

Up next ..''AMERICAN COFFEE IN ITALY'' hehehe

[djgeneralo]

wahahahaahahahahhaahhahaha!!! i'm fuckin kickin laughin right now!! ur the most craziest girl i've eva seen in my entire fuckin life!!! lav u!!! i want 2 jam w/u by that!! =D hahahahaha

[vlindekoe]

You're so bright and funny, dear. Just try to accept your fellowcountrymen. It's the same as I feel towards MY fellowcountrymen, Italians. We're suspicious, sneaky, "scared to dare", chatterboxes bla bla bla, NOT practical people, Unable to organize society...Just arguing bla bla bla and then Maffia and corruption....but it's still my country,. It will be my country till my last breath.I love Italy.

Thank you for make me laugh so much. I have relatives in Syracuse, I'll send them your link!!

[emanueltambo]

it's italian the true coffee!

mcdonald's coffee?? buhhhhhhhhh

palombini's in Rome make a very good coffee, to the BAR , not in the fastfood!

[12caredee21]

I lolled at your friend's uhmericuhhhh

[Jannabelle126]

this video is the best...it makes my top ten of the youtubes. :)

[faqirsilki]

u know everybody will love somebody like you, that's all the truth

[Taletale]

this is great in its own right, but it reminds me so much of K80Blog's "Top Ramen" video

[TheCussBank]

XD OMG, the very ending makes me laugh EVERY time.

[kohlcass]

Ammmerrricaaauuuughhh!

[xxsarahbarahxx]

holy shiit :42 i fucking spit out all my lucky charms

[cathieprickles]

hahaha ... good, glad you liked it.

[youyou2btoo]

0:21

(sorry about double posting, please delete the other ones. didn't know i had to add the numbers....)

2:14

[youyou2btoo]

0:41

[youyou2btoo]

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stealing this clip and the laugh.

[maxinetom]

We're grrrreat!! No? We elected Obama. Could Germany ever elect a Turk? Would Japan ever elect a non-East Asian? AMMMMERICCCCAAAA... mcdonalds coffee is surprisingly not that bad.

[maxinetom]

NORTH KOREAN KOFFEE!!

[TheMeltinJohnShow]

Terrible song but I think you do it up better if anything lol.

[ohthatkyle]

AAHHHHHHHHH!

[SlidingTomato]

Have you ever seen Team America World Police :)?

[stephenashley74]

i'm glad i waited a while to watch this video. I almost peed myself watching this. i can say that right? shit.

[Theultimatebride]

Yeah.

My passport photo is a real hoot.

[cathieprickles]

I liked that video, so did Eric's the guy I'm planning on getting married to, so we can't tell him about our babies.

[TheMexicanBen]

I want snow! damn

[Theultimatebride]

What's a mcburrito?

[Theultimatebride]

I wish I could get my friend to say America in the morning. They usually just tell me to get my arse out of bed and go make them tea or something.

Was that blatant product placement?

Did it work?

Do you now get free coffee?

If so, I'm heading to KFC.

[cathieprickles]

It was blatent, but I haven't heard anything from McDonald's. Apparently they don't watch my channel?

What if you woke up to your friend right over your face shouting "AMERICA!" like that? Holy god. I wish someone would do that to me. hahaha

[Theultimatebride]

Getting on the plane now....

[cathieprickles]

HAHA. even better, considering i've never seen your face!

[nbwulf]

Your song was glorious...  (=

[wallywalt]

so... yer insinuating WHO put What "cream" ... where?

I say- Duni Dun Doodit

[gallowspole]

I too act that way when I don't take my medication.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

Oh wow, I just went 2 hours without coffee. That's so weird!

[mrblisterfist]

Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,

A licky boom boom down.

Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,

A licky boom boom down.

Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,

A licky boom boom down.

Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,

A licky boom boom down.

[cathieprickles]

i love that song

[JamieDanger]

AmRRRRRRRRRca

[omnidoug]

Drive-thru patriotism at its finest. This video is a perfect brew of America's convenience and bitter aftertaste.

Also, I like missduni's ringing endorsement at the end.

[KateReadsBooks]

you, shanno, and i need to do something musical.

[cathieprickles]

YES!

[cathieprickles]

i have a song about coffee and tea for you ... remind me and i'll put it in a video!

[bearchay889]

This is the best Mcdonald's themed song i've heard in awhile i usually sing after i leave the drive threw but it's more like that dam prego pill head forgot my fries.I'm proud of the idea of america,but ashamed of many things we do around the world and in country.

[pete275]

you got your new president, so we kinda like you again :) it's been a while

[cathieprickles]

well thats good. i think we kinda like ourselves again, a little, too.

[psychodelicateh]

I feel like we are cosmically bonded we made our comeback at the same time! i always thought american coffee was starbucks

[cathieprickles]

we are cosmically bonded ... for sure. and yes starbucks is like the archtype american coffee ... but mickey dees is just so appropriate. <3

[cathieprickles]

does that come before or after the making babies stage? not that we could make babies. um. unless we got a sperm doner? weeeiird. sorry.

[theangrynerd]

America...FUCK YEAH!

Those beans probably came from Columbia.

[cathieprickles]

of course you know that song. you have no idea how fucking hard i've laughed at that song. fuck yeah

[pete275]

yeah, they have some wicked coffee beans in DC

[UnityPhreak]

Man, Mcdonald's ads are starting to look like those sonics commercials!

** take 2 **

This Mcdonald's commercial got kinda preachy at the end.

** take 3 **

I'm never going to sing that song any other way, ever again!

(todays comment has been a choose your own comment ADVENTURE!)

[cathieprickles]

huh?

**take 2**

yeah, sorry about that.

**take 3**

lets make songs in the way of us doing a collab, and by collab i mean by way of us making some music together. for serious. like, for real serious. what do you think?

[UnityPhreak]

I've never wanted anything else more in my entire life, then to record music with you... unless maybe if it was to hear Rob talk in an American southern accent! Or did you mean South American accent, because that would be cool too!

[missduni]

I thought you wanted to collab with MEEEE what the FUCCCCK WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE FUCCCCK ANGERR ANGGER ANNGER. hi.

[cathieprickles]

michelle! goddamit the ddb is forever. let me play with the other kids sometimes.

[UnityPhreak]

LADIES!!!! There's enough music in me to go around!

[cathieprickles]

hahaha

[frumpyframpton]

Are you releasing an album soon? Patriotic songs for christmas? That coffee is truly American, in that it was probably made in China. Yesterday I had to open the windows because it was too hot. Today it rained a lot. Snow would have been nice, though I did enjoy wearing no jacket in december.

[timewithtascha]

Woo HOO!

I'm from the land of the Canadian Tim Horton's coffee.

[cathieprickles]

cheers!

[schatze78]

I just don't like how people have totally taken patriotism and distorted it into a fanatical movement against nearly everything foreign.

I don't drink coffee, but if your song was a beverage, I'd drink that.

[cathieprickles]

yeah, exactly. i'm happy you derrived some sane point out of my lunacy.

[nightworm]

mikey = coffeeprickles fan club

[cathieprickles]

cutest. you.

[BaubleRob]

Are people going to act like I should be grateful to be in America when I get there? I think they might. Can you clear that up for me?

[missduni]

gonna kick you right OUT with an attitude like that! A awesome! M manly! E enigmatic! R rico suave! I intense! C coooool! A awright!

[cathieprickles]

yes ... all you do is tear off your shirt and have "UK" painted on your chest.

[BaubleRob]

A person I hesitate to call a friend is in the army and has "4Q+C" tattooed on his chest (for queen and country). What a clunge.

[cathieprickles]

oooh, CLUNGE. That's good. Do people have vanity plates in Britain? U R A CLUNGE

[BaubleRob]

Yeah, they do have vanity plates. Every licence plate in the UK ends with three letters. If you order a new car and go to pick it up from the lot and the three letters spell out FUK, TIT or COK, you either have to buy a new plate or put up with it.

[UnityPhreak]

We might make you apologise for destroying our beautiful language, and for the bbc, but thats it. (p.s. I love having side conversations in other peoples comment sections!)

[cathieprickles]

or we'll make you talk in a southern american accent while you're here.

[BaubleRob]

Me too. I think Britain IS the BBC. It's the only country made entirely of radio waves.

[cathieprickles]

you're the cream in mine

[kundera30]

aww you didn't get a 75cent coffee for michelle! I'm currently drinking coffee I made myself, it's probably not as good as your american drive-thru kind, darn. :)

[cathieprickles]

she doesn't drink coffee. besides, i wouldn't have been able to resist lacing it with roofies

[BaubleRob]

*don't let it settle, don't let it settle*

[missduni]

kindera30 is my new best friend. SHE obviously would have thought to get me a mcburrito.

[frumpyframpton]

Well, kundera30 might have thought to get you a mcburrito, but kindera30 is much more inconsiderate, like cathieprickles. =]

[cathieprickles]

i'm SO lacing your next drink.

[kundera30]

I would get you a mcburrito any day of the week missduni, no matter how you spell my youtube name :)

[missduni]

no i put KIND in your name. you better throw in a donut too.

[kundera30]

well if you put it that way, I'll make it a dozen, assorted.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

this is just what I needed

[cathieprickles]

good, I'm glad the american coffee hit the spot.

[CraigDev93]

A few minutes ago I was just thinking about how long it's been since you've posted a video, that was weird.

=)

[cathieprickles]

psychic!