Mst3k Horror of Party Beach 4/10

[jjeeeejjjjr]

"IT'S CHRIS FARLEY IN A THONG!"

[NorwichTeenwolf]

Bah, why did MST3K have to mention Ipswich? Ipswich sucks.

[eartianwerewolf]

Of course...We ladies just pillow fight each other

[ChaoticYak]

I actually think the Del-Aires aren't as horrible as M&TB say they are. No, their music isn't amazing, but it's not too bad.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Voodoo, Snake-handling, they're both technically Christian, so what does it matter?

[TUPRBABE]

"Alright, I'll strangle a chicken if it'll make you happy!!!" OK Servo, I SOOO did not need to hear that ... ;)

[sleepyhollow783]

7:53 Movie: "I smell something awful! It smells like dead fish."

A room full of women and they give'em that line to say say? Time for a little Summer's Eve! :-))

[takerfan333]

"Stop!" "You're scaring me!"

[vampirehunter42]

You got to think of what the loss of 20 "teenage girls" must do to the dating pool of that town. Sounds like most of the flag line will be going to the prom.

[fleafriend]

"Heh heh, this is going straight up my nose."

[devospud]

horrible song prompts killing spree; all charges dropped after monster pleas self defense

[RichterTheEternal]

Honestly...With the way everyone was partying, the band's non-stop bad singing and with Hank and Elaine distracted by each other, I think no one would have noticed or cared about Tina's disappearance and death if her body didn't float back to shore.

[Windclaw]

Someone PLEASE explain why the girl is dubbed!?!

[bob343536]

I have this movie on DVD (I know, you're probably thinking "Why" but I love old bad horror films. Anyway, it's the unedited version and Tina's murder and the slumber party massacre are pretty brutal for 1964, This movie was released on a double bill with "the Curse of the Living Corspe" (by the same director - featuring a young Roy Scheider). It's actually a good (and more competently made this this one) movie.

[Ickiesgal]

So 20 girls lined up and waited patiently for the monster to kill them? Why didnt they all just run in different directions? Surely with only ONE monster, SOME of them could have escaped!

I'm sorry, but if you're not smart enough to RUN when a monster threatens you, then you deserve to be killed.. preferably your body used by the monster at a later date.

[LonewolfSojourner]

@Ickiesgal Well there were two monsters but your point's still valid

[emcee89]

I think the morel of this story is: even if a friend has been brutally murdered by a savage sea beast, it's no excuse to blow off a slumber party without properly informing your host. As she said, "It was the right thing to do."

[jarvisel]

This is NOT a slumber party because "Center Stage" isn't playing on the TV. Sorry, that's rule #1.

[jackal59]

Eulabelle Moore was in the original cast of The Skin of Our Teeth on Broadway - written by Thorton Wilder, directed by Elia Kazan, and starring Tallulah Bankhead, Frederick March, and Montgomery Cliff. Clearly, she was far too good for this trash.

[Oppledeldoc]

I always expect a dramatic image of the folk singer's guitar lying on the floor at the end of that scene.

[Saisinkolimonadin]

2:24 Oh god, she looks like a puppet from Thunderbirds

[deltron3]

don't even know what panties are yet they feel compelled to raid

[Calriec]

@deltron3 Every male of any species has the biological urge to panty raid.

[amcint01]

Ah, I remember this part. He runs the Carbon-14 dating on the sample and discovers the creatures are from the Year 5000!

[yaywhewclips242]

"Mother Angelica is on!!"

"Y am I dubbed??"

Ulabelle Ulabelle Ulabelle!!

Yeah a slumber party for 30 year olds!

[TimelordR]

And just how all of the sudden there are now more than 1 radiation-spawned monster skulking about?

Also, the producers couldn't afford more than 1 extra monster suit, so instead you'll be seeing 2 lumbering piles of Sargassum seaweed instead.

[Irkedmv]

Why am I dubbed?

[leighannk1983]

I looove MST, they just really make my day, am still working on seeing ALL the episodes:) I remember watching them on tv when i was appx 12yrs old...grrreat stuff:))

[DaimondInTheRough]

This music would be in Hells elevator 

[trapadoored]

@DaimondInTheRough

I disagree. If you look up the episode guide review of this episode even Paul Chaplin admits that the Del Airs were "really good" and the brains just "reflexively made fun of them anyway." He even asked if anyone had any other information about the band. As a fan of 60's surf music I like this stuff too. But they are freakishly thin. But then again, so am I.

[putzthewondersloth]

I cringe every time I see a black man or woman serving a white family like this.

[rockysid92]

"Oh, you non-caucasians!" LOL

[KingOfUm]

I had a slumber party once; three of us stayed up to watch the Powerpuff Girls Movies premiere on Cartoon Network while eating ice cream, then I fell asleep on the floor, only to wake up to my two friends cuddling on the futon.

This story would've been more interesting if we'd been girls.

[CockyDoody]

What kind of slumber party ends in singing the wagoner's lad?

[DAVIDInitiative]

LOL

Isn't there a Union rule that says they HAVE to take a break?

[chrisz71]

theres no reason to leave C, I find.

[AmericanApologist]

2:00 Is that cop picking his nose with a cigarette butt?

[JeonardShadby505]

I chuckle uncontrollably at thinking when they shot this movie, Elaine probably sounded like a cross between Fran Drescher and Jean Hagen from SINGIN' IN THE RAIN.

[TitusYorick]

7:04 Crow's comment always makes me gasping for breath. It's a stupid joke but it's just so well timed and toned.

[EternalGuardian07]

I don't like slumber parties, now that I'm in my 40s.

[sinkingswamp]

i really want to know why they dubbed her. what was wrong with her voice?

[Gigrantula58]

The Ipswitch Women's Club presents Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery".

[Gigrantula58]

It's that Voodoo alright

Servo: Alright! I'll strangle a chicken if it makes you happy!

[dstewart0729]

"Now that's ridiculous, Ludibelle." As ridiculous as a skull exposed to radioactive waste transforming into a sea monster with a beard of penises for a mouth?

[ChaoticYak]

"That's enough!"

You're scaring me!

All right! I'll strangle a chicken if it'll make you happy!

[sil80d]

"What good is a man...if he's thin as a brooooooooooooooooom?"

"Elaine, it's 9:30... Mother Angelica is on!"

"Why am I dubbed?"

"This better be a strip folk song."

[TheHamboneharry]

Chances are, i'll kick your scrawny ass! lawwlz!!

[Longknife]

"Aaaaah you non-caucasians!"

[Tareltonlives]

It's never late to make Ted Kennedy jokes. Same goes for Nixon or Reagan. When Clinton and Bush die, there's way too much comic potential to stop telling jokes.

"How to kill that spark of life: Chapter 1 Joy, who needs it?"

[Azadeth666]

"Someone WENT in the ocean!"

"Hope that's a Clark Bar..."

[watda74]

-Oh, why did I fire Hazel?

Classic! As an old(er) MSTie I love that one (not saying how old, though). lol

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

*Scream* IT'S CHRIS FARLEY IN A THONG!! You betrayed me, Fredo. Roast in Hell, Dad! Oh, ram it, bozo! Haha, let's start mopping the ceiling! I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s! "Shh!" I think we're gonna get killed! I forgot my nightie! So they put 'The Second Sex' to music?

[LonewolfSojourner]

Getting Girls thru Hypnosis, was it written by the Great Vorelli with forward by Carlo Lombardi?

[InterEDGE]

slumber party?! youre all like 23!

[MissScarlettOHara]

"Thanks for coming out to help me, my pipe's stuck in my mouth."

"BATTLE STATIONS!!"

"I forgot my nighty!"

"They don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid."

[havaneezer]

A slumber party for 40 year olds.

[xxzerawriotxx]

i like the part where all the whores at the slumber party die.....

[RachelSummers777]

@xxzerawriotxx The notion that women, especially sexually active ones, deserve to die is a classic staple of horror movies (especially bad ones). Congratulations for eating up that cliche with a spoon!

[ChaoticYak]

"Nice morning."

No, it isn't.

"Looks like a clear day."

No, it doesn't.

[modchic720]

7:40

I remember discussing "The Lottery" in one of my classes the day before I watched this episode. It made that reference even more fucking hilarious!

I swear, MST3K makes references to everything known to man. XD

[LaDracul]

That actress looks a bit like Joely Richardson...

[dma69nyc]

Nair side. Foam side.

[obscuritylord]

WTF. carbon 14 testing has nothing to do with genetics. Carbon 14 is what is used in carbon dating! Also, you dont just give evidence to someone at their house. These just reeks of inaccuracy. Not that I would expect any less.

[nut126]

@obscuritylord If you want to see bad carbon dating....check out TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000!!

A major plot point hinges on the audience not understanding how it works

[maximumkarlnage]

@nut126 Its not as bad as in The Amazing Colossal Man where they tell us that the heart is one giant cell

[jekblom123]

"Thanks for coming out to help me. My pipe's stuck in my mouth."

"I've no doubt we'll find a perfectly reasonable explaination for the girls death, like giant squirrels."

[GhostDragon10]

"Stop iit!" 6:47

[amcint01]

"No day is a good day for a funeral. In my business I try to avoid them"

"Too bad he's an undertaker"

XD!

[Rita3500]

You know, is it just me or does the guy who make this movie really hate women? I mean, seriously.

[AuburnRed1]

Okay I don't know how accureate this since it's from IMDB, Alice Lyon Elaine is dubbed because all of the voices were dubbed because they did not have the budget to do audio outside. Hers is just the only one who looks continuously off in the dubbing. They did mention that she studied under Lee Strasberg so maybe she just had a more "stagey" way of speaking and moving her lips that was unable to keep up with the dubbing

[bmt277]

look out!! ted kennedys driving home

[modchic720]

"All right, Elaine, you don't have to call me a bitch..."

Burn. Haha.

[johnnychaos91185]

Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid.

[AuburnRed1]

I just noticed something is one of the dancing girls in this, Terri Garr about 0:17-0:19 ish? She looks a lot like her

[Hanakia]

"Nice morning."

"No it isnt."

"Looks like a clear day."

"No it doesnt."

XDDD ROFLMAO

[AuburnRed1]

Tina's death affected many people. Yes, these girls are clearly going through the famous grieving process 1. Pranking boys. 2. Singing folk songs. 3. Giggling and gossiping. It's what everyone goes through when someone dies.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@AuburnRed1 That's why she turned into a monster to have revenge on them.

[AuburnRed1]

It's like every film stereotype of the time is marching through this film.

Domestic black servant...check

Independant argumentative women who are the first to die.....double check

misguided scientists whose pursuits created the monster.....triple check

[ChaoticYak]

The car has like twelve cigarette lighters.

[TehKarlyChan]

BATTLESTATIONS!!

I lost it at that.

[HystericalWoman]

I've heard that song before. The Dukhs did a version of it.

[pretorious700]

Haven't seen a disturbing black stereotype like that in ages. Eulah Belle?

[86thPatriot]

"Don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid."

"Every male of any species has the biologic urge to panty raid."

[VonMudra]

Look out, Ted Kennedy's driving home!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Roast in Hell, dad!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

It's Chris Farley in a thong!

[JollyJollies22]

...what did they get the tissue sample from? From the corpse or what? I missed something...or they did.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Not sure if anyone's said this before, but I think Eullabelle was actually a really good actress given the role she had to play. She's the one character in the movie I don't want to die.

"I think we're gonna get killed! Yipee!"

[LonewolfSojourner]

@ArcaneOmen2041 I agree, but you have to admit, when the best character in your movie is a shallow Stereotype, its time to quit the movie business

[Tareltonlives]

@ArcaneOmen2041 She reminds me of Hattie McDaniel in Gone With the Wind. She's an audience stand-in; just stand there and watch the incredibly annoying white people. Actually, I like this movie more than Gone With the Wind.

[s1lverfalcon]

@ArcaneOmen2041 Just what I was thinking. She's the only actor in this film who isn't completely wooden.

[JesterSentinel]

"roast in HeLL, dad!"

[ibedraw]

"i forgot my nighty"

[maximumkarlnage]

alright Ill strangle a chicken if itll make you happy!!

[DrMcCoolio]

true to her word she turns off the light

[Tareltonlives]

There's NOTHING Carbon 14 can't do!

[candygirl0406]

"Ahh, you non-caucasians"

[ManaAdvent]

"Offshore, the Normandy Invasion Force waits patiently."

"It's Chris Farley in a thong!"

"The car has like 12 cigarette lighters ."

"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40's."

"Suddenly I feel like gossiping and eating popcorn all night, do you?"

"There's.....more...chips....i­f.....anyone.....wants them."

[JiaBlackholesun]

Tests in the fields of genetics that are helped by...carbon 14 dating. Huh.

[GamaScythe]

Hehe, I was thinking the same thing.

[tehredmage]

I hate it when old timey movies pull this kind of pseudo science talk... no, wait they still do it nowadays don't they?

[Evilkritter]

0:45 IT'S A RUSH!

[jimmystewart123]

Seriously though, why is she dubbed??

[stonethestonedtiger]

it looks like most of them are

[xenu4life]

@jimmystewart123 Seems like a lot of the dialogue is dubbed. If I had to guess I'd say it's because there was some problem with the microphones on set.

[pretorious700]

have you ever seen more stilted and uncomfortable dialogue? "little cloud by the sun"???WTF??

[feverdeanmg]

"Isn't their a union rule that says they have to take a break?"

Seriously they have been playing for like 20 minutes since the movie started!

[LightDeoxys]

Man: Nice morning.

Servo: No, it isn't.

Man: Looks like a clear day.

Servo: No, it doesn't.

I giggled. :3

[JediMasterCheryl]

Do NOT use poison ivy for toilet paper!

[TsarIvanIV]

"heheh...this is goin' straight up mah nose!"

[Servocaster]

"I hope they dont throw fish again,like they did last year"

Come on throw fish again,like we did last summer" Cool riff opportunity missed.

[lonelysith66]

"To bad he's an undertaker."

Hey, he doesn't look like Mark Calaway!

XD

[HytchJR]

"Please take a Watch-monster" - I lolled a lot!

[tagginos]

Look out, Ted Kennedy's driving home!

[rcevey2]

Wait: we've seen the horror, we've seen Party Beach. Can't the movie end now?

[SoundsmithOne]

"Boy Elaine, you don't have to call me a bitch!"

[MightySnail007]

Battle Stations!

[vinushka01]

Allright I'll strangle a chicken if it'll make you happy!

Roast in Hell, Dad!

Are they...singing some kind of folk song about how oppressed women are? In a movie this old? (Then again, they do apparently get murdered right afterward -_- Thank you 1950's.)

[jonesing82]

"Why am I dubbed?"

lol. How horrible was her voice that they dubbed her?

[modchic720]

@jonesing82 She probably sounded like Bobcat Goldthwait in real life. :P

[jonesing82]

@modchic720 lol. i think you might be right.

[felson99]

@jonesing82 Yes, I was wondering about that too. Hell, as bad as this movie is she could have a voice like Bobcat Goldthwait and not hurt the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SnjperWulf]

@felson99 Damn. I had forgotten all about him and his voice till I read that.

[GusF]

"Mother, please!"

[cocokonski]

its tedd kennedy driving ! lmao!!!!

[BeeDub57]

*scream*

"It's Chris Farley in a thong!"

"Ha ha, you non-Caucasians!"

[Capng123]

"How to kill that spark of life: Chapter 1- Joy, who needs it?"

[tonimusher]

wow slumber parties in the 1950's look really really scary lol and im a girl =S what does that tell you xxx

[HorusNikopol]

roast in hell, dad!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid.

I think we're gonna get killed!!

[Jangobadass]

"Tina's death has affected many people."

How?

(The girls at the slumber party certainly don't seem to mind!)

[Jangobadass]

It's a rule in Hollywood that teenage characters should be played by people older. It was particularly noticeable in these older movies.

[fkovacs1]

Actually, John Hughes set the standard of using age-appropriate actors in his teen films in the 80's ( i.e., Breakfast Club). Before then all "teens" were 21 or older- usually much, MUCH older. Heck, look at "Grease"- John Travolta was 27 when he made that film.

[Scaddadle1]

Every male of every species has the biological need to panty raid...

[AnnoyingSquib]

2:54

Gaaah!! Glaring bald spot!!

[crowtrobot100]

well ive learned something when it comes down to comedy your political opinion can make a show funny or unfunny like how they sayed watch out ted keneddy is driving is definetaly conservative wich willl make it hilarious to people like me but liberals would ignore it i learned this when i showed this episode to my friend he laughed his ass off untill the kenedy joke

but besides that i love mst3k its the best show i have ever seen

[MagicalTrumpy]

I wouldn't consider that all too political myself. The guy had a drinking problem, that's just a fact. I think him passing away like 3 days ago deflates the humor more, maybe it did with your friend. :-(

I hate it when people die and ruin humor for the rest of us!

[AuburnRed1]

@MagicalTrumpy

I agree no matter what side you are on politically, you should be able to take criticism and satire.

[trapadoored]

the joke wasn't about his politics-it was about drinking. pretty much everybody on mst3k (except for Mike) we're democrats- but they purposly stayed away from making jokes that would alienate half their audience.

[Oppledeldoc]

Actually, I've always heard people of ALL kinds laugh at Ted Kennedy jokes. I'm the only one I know of who thinks they got boring overnight, about a couple of months after that crash! And it isn't for political reasons - I think most NIXON jokes are boring too!

[MagicalTrumpy]

Yeah I got sick of the Clinton jokes pretty fast too. Although I was still pretty young then and probably didn't appreciate sexual humor. I was more like "they did what? GROSS why are you telling me this!"

[LaDracul]

@MagicalTrumpy Well, I got sick of the Dick Cheney hunting jokes awfully fast...

[EmilyGreene1984]

@MagicalTrumpy I still think they are pretty funny. 

[guysmiley00]

@crowtrobot100 Well, I think you can blame Mallard Fillmore for driving Chappaquiddick jokes into the ground - it's been 40 years and the guy's still making them on a semi-regular basis, which is pretty amusing since the author (Bruce Tinsley) himself has been busted for DUI, which he responded to by slandering the arresting officer and the judge for his case. Classy guy.

[Tareltonlives]

@guysmiley00 It wouldn't be Bruce Tinsley without the hypocrisy.

[zbradley1990]

2:48 hey, jim broadbent

[SeastarMaster]

I hope that's a clark bar...

Do you have any spare pork? We're hungry.

Random guy: In my business I try to avoid funerals...

MIke: To bad he's an undertaker..

[mst3kservo]

Come on throw fish again..like we did last summer!" Cant believe they missed that chance.

[ReeperTheSeeker]

7:41 at this point i wished the monster had a tommy gun and just mowed the place . . . then

8:53 you know, the monsters are better actors.

[daffyphack]

Eulabelle is my favorite character from any MST movie. Just smile at the stupid white people!

[Oppledeldoc]

She melted the monsters hand, just like Dorothy and the Wicked Witch.

Hail, Eulabelle!

[FreeAbortionsForAll]

Eulabell don't know nothin' bout' birthin' no babies!

[mst3kservo]

Not a 50's movie,note the police cars are a 61 and a 62 impala.

[Aproc2008]

It's Chris Farley in a thong!

[leplagua]

There are black servants and then there are Uncle Tom's Cabin characters. She sounds like something out of Driving Miss Daisy.

[vampirehunterme]

okay, we have a black servant. it is officially a 50's movie.

[mst3kservo]

Dr.Gavin looks like Mr.Wiffle from please dont squeeze the charmin...

[livinintwilightzone]

Good to see slumber parties are exactly the same regardless of time.

Soon the pillow fights will become real, there'll be tears and phone calls to boys, double dare games and horror films.

God I do not miss that.

[happypranksgiving]

lmao I love how Black people in movies back then attributed everything to voodoo

[soulhunger1]

What the hell does Carbon-14 testing have to do with the organism's structure? Carbon-14 tests are used for dating organisms, not for finding their structure as far as I know. Sounds like their "science" is shoddy at best.

Then again, I'm not an expert. If anyone knows how C-14 can be used to determine an organism's structure, I would be happy to hear about it, as well as surprised that such a poorly made film would actually be using valid science in its storyline.

[livinintwilightzone]

Yeah, Carbon -14 dating is for dating, not structure. Ha!

[SAGEBOT500]

That's the biggest problem you can find with the movie's grasp of science?

[mishkin13]

"Nice morning."

"No it isn't."

"Looks like it's gonna be a clear day."

"No it doesn't!"

[thatbigolhead]

ugh...this better be a strip folksong...

[ShinyRayquaza2]

IT'S CHRIS FARLEY IN A THONG! :O

[Dragmack]

They don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid. Males of most species have the urge to panty raid.

[Nezbitt]

"Why am I dubbed?"

I keep wondering that myself.