Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 13

[potatodooky]

Wow. I was the vanilla ice cream guy. I can't believe this was three fucking years ago... holy shit.

[GrannyLovesCommunism]

@potatodooky No dude i was the vanilla ice cream guy, I'm not gonna let you take that from me its all i have

[potatodooky]

@GrannyLovesCommunism Shut the fuck up, Aric! I know who you are! I can kill you any second.

[GrannyLovesCommunism]

@potatodooky MATTHEW i knew you would retort with some lame bull like that. its me in the video you tube community!

[potatodooky]

@GrannyLovesCommunism Dude, retort isn't even a word! You are WEAK.

[KennyRogersKronicles]

we da best mayne i did it

[zackinsanity]

i have a huge throbbing erection, with one big vien on it, and it pullsates every heart beat, and it is awesome. lol!

[HeadSh0tAssasin]

best episode

[tehbebe]

ROFL i love the kitty one HAHHHAA

[RoyalGaminProduction]

im friends with the kitty guy

[soldout99]

i dont have i closet

guess im of the hook

rofl

[AfroThunder577]

lol i have your kitty MUHUHAHHAHAHAHA

[shadowknight227]

my brother knows that red guy and is best friends!

[caboose1234543]

lol the last one was hilarious!

[onemanarmy675]

lol that was friggin weird

[HaloNerd432]

Lol the kitty and Ice Cream one was just so hilarious!!!

[Robert1995]

i dont remember eating ice cream... ROFLMAO!!

[na356]

GIVE ME MY KITTY BACK!

[lilmanLOWk]

i have a clan starting...hit me up g/t: a lil hot guy.. :D

[DoubleMoonz]

Good all days... when voicemail theater was funny

[blackrecon118]

LOL have you by chance lost your kitty? well i have her! MAWHAWHWHAHWHWAHW LMAO

[rockdude006]

WHY!? THATS BULLSHIT! LOL

[mitenna]

the last 1 is the fucking funnyest lol

[magicalhoboman]

2:00 what kind of armor is that?

[lorcan0c]

it's E.O.D

complete campaign on legendary to unlock it.

[OMGitsDSypl]

is it possible to get it if you do it all in co op?

[lorcan0c]

that depends, if its splitscreen on one xbox or 2 system linked xbox's yes, on xbox live, no.

it must be local or system link for this glitch to work.

[OMGitsDSypl]

oh nice

[CalGoneCrazy]

It CAN be on xbox live.

[psihateyou1]

its EOD complete the campaign on legendary to unlock it

[bowgamer]

thats my symbol!!!

[OMGitsDSypl]

i want my kitty :c

[Zueluzz]

THE BEST EPISODE

[DracoAxeMaster]

freeze at 1;08 and imagine if that face were a spartan helmet xD cracks me up thinkingabout it

[XxRoGuExAssAssiNxX]

"when i think about machinima i touch myself" xDDDD

me too xP

[JJCbonded]

Have you by any chance lost your kitty, well I have her!!!

Muhahahaha....

Give me back my kitty!!

No

Yes

No

Muhahahaha....

*Cries* I want my kitty!

[mastertagz78]

ROFL the last and the elite that sings ARE HELERIOLS!!!!!

[faddss]

i want my kitti

[iamthemonsterman8908]

that fuckin kid at the beginning is annoying!

[1337l34113r2]

right now, im prank calling someone with the last voice mail at 1:56!!

[grandchae]

i like the guy that's singing LOL^^

[school555555]

i like the old flims...better

[chiefjoboo]

that one guys laugh should be in every other video like " WHY?! thats bull shit!"

[chimmichunga360]

where u download the WHY THATS BS clip?

[1337l34113r2]

from machinima

[chimmichunga360]

can i have a link?

[1337l34113r2]

i dunno the link, just record it on windows movie maker then save it, at least it wont be in bad quality

[LONEWOLFD36]

green guy at 1:28 sound like Mr. Rogers!

[layarteBdnAevoL]

It is! A sound board tho.

[LONEWOLFD36]

LOL ^^

[danjlar1]

i have a huge throbing erection rofl!

[CTRALDTIEM55]

Y THATS BULLSHIT!

[SkidleIdo]

0:38 - 1:10 lmfao

[xMETALHEADx124]

hahahaha thats was xnxx in the bakground of the first clip

[fahuem1]

im touching myself right now!!!! =D

[riottto]

Say that again while recording it and sending it to machinima.

[stratocaster750]

(SpawnSnipe) says: That wasn't very funny :(

[daveyboystephan]

Have you by any chance lost your kitty? Cause I have it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Soxkse]

last one was creepy.

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

OMG ROFL at the ice cream part XD

[bahachu]

lol

[blackisbackbich]

is there a season 2

[mastera1993]

yes

[Renegade847]

I know the red elite.

[Stull92]

u dont know me

[chocolatefuzzz]

WHY THATS BULLSHIT rofl

[Zeppelin835]

i cant stop laughing at the two last ones

[korea88]

have to say the 'rap' battle was horrible

[kennyjoec]

lmao the last one is hilarious

[Zombieslayer96]

WHY THATS BULLSHIT it make me laugh every time

[blacktemplars120]

ya man we all want or kiddy back

[XxMili0nXxXxX]

learn how to uhh, SPELL

[Gearsgrunt117]

i donot remember eating ice cream... he sucked a dick and white stuff came out...ehem...

[bbman10pwns]

1:40 is that digitalph33r?

[alexriderr]

WHY THATS BULLSHIT

[famguyfan1059]

the last one is hilarious

[GodvaL01]

its all by one dude look @ emblem

[SteelSabbath]

6th is best

[PopcornMonster]

0:57 and forth is the best XD

[killroy456]

the voice mails used to have 1 if none at all comments about the male genitalia and now its more than half the video.... ya its funny but the same bit gets old...

[iownuinbrawl]

hi mike lolzorzzz

[ThompsonNotTheGun]

why thats bullshit

[hammercop160]

lmao

[nikhello111]

the kid who says why thats bullshit is from a video where he's screaming at his mom to get him a milkshake through the headset

[bahy12345678]

last 2 ftw fucking funny

[mastera1993]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Thats Bullshit!!!

[deora2dude]

and these are the people we share reality with O_O

[AthenaAres]

I really don't see the humor in these. They're trying too hard to be funny.

[haloFAN119]

this one was plain weard. ;={

[NATHANIEL9293]

1:27-1:42 THE BEST and the last one are the best

xD

[runekid2]

soz for posting that my name isnt kiki and i wasnt raped or anything lolz...

[xTROGCx]

That was freakin hilarious great job.

[princemattofcoronado]

ZZZzzz... the sex and gay jokes are wayyyyyyy over used seriously guys send in better stuff to Machinima then a song about how you touch your self because you can't get a girl.

P.S. MACHINIMA RULES

[gh0stToby]

I love that line.

WHY? THATS BULLSHIT!

HAHA

[nachoguy5]

when i think about machinima i touch myself lolol

[leaflan]

i want my kitty

[CarmineXCog]

i want my kittie

[MARINE4280]

awesome

[spencerw12]

OMG AT 1:30 IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MR. RODGERS HOLY CRAP!!! or is it?!?!?

[hellfire00119]

1:44 clueless.... that's all i have to say lol

[Impulse9090]

1:56

[imnicko]

everytime my heart beats... it feels AWSOME LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mack665566]

i want my kitty

[JihiCityGear]

0:55

[Sergis82]

O:57 and the b4 win!!!

[ninja12345687654]

0:57

[ninja12345687654]

57 is the best

[narutolol1]

loved it especially at 0:58

[YoshiSlayer20]

lol  melted vanilla ice cream

[DeadEndSkateTeam]

hahahahaha i couldn't stop laughing at 0:56!!!!!

[InstincTx28]

have you bye chance lost your kitty?

[teejay2remember]

LMFAO, when i think about machinima i touch myself oh oh oh

[thebomguy]

i have ur kitty muhahahahaha

[likedudeman]

hahahah kind of a common theme in this one dont you think lol

[xxsouthpawxx451]

this is the best one

[koolish123]

I wont my kitty ROFL!!!

[dragonup56]

dude this sucks why does anyone like it?

[Thehalotron]

because its funny retard

[shinsame08]

hav u bye any chance lost ur kitty? well i haven't, moohahahaha

[Gunshywally1369]

it's easy just put your control in your pants and fire the assault rifel not not i've done it

[antonv91]

Now i can please my woman.....or man

[burninrock24]

whats the sound clip at the beginning and end with the little kid going why?? thats bullshit! i wanna hear that but in an original vid if thats possible. its hilarious. hahah

[xXJcam14Xx]

watch?v=xUVI0KvycwQ&feature=re­lated <- this is the clip of the kid saying WHY THATS BULL****

but i must warn you it can get very loud and it has some bad language.

[glitcher998]

its called chocolate milk kid the chocolate milk kid

[Xanerix]

i hve a huge erection!...i also have a large vein that pulses evrytime my heart beats....ITS AWESOME!!XDlololololololol

[CH1CO900]

Lmao!!! ice cream thats fucking sick...

[mathewonjackass]

''hello there fine sir,have you by any chance lost youre kitty? well i have her!

muhahahahaha''

''give me my kitty back!''

''no''

''yes''

''no. muhahahahahahha!''

''i want my kitty :(''

[DylIsPimp]

lmao mr rogers

[sanpit2]

but still creepy at same time

[sanpit2]

lmao soooo funny!!!

[sasorirules912]

I HAVE YOR KITY!!!!!!! lololololololollllolololollolo­lolollzolzozlozlzolzozlozlozl

[thiswontworkatall]

lol 1337 comments...

I'd better ruin it and make it 1338 :D

[dom7181992]

lol

WHY..THATS BULL SHIT!!!

[gage674]

i want my kitty

[Ha1oCheatFreak]

why do u guys repeat what the video says and nice video

[Domoroxs]

eww cum

[ClayMasters300]

lol @ melted vanilla ice cream

[Angerfist1211]

Give my kitty back! No! Muahahahha! xD

[HahaIPownedYou]

i bet young kids wont get that joke at 1:44 :D

[0xNecrox0]

cum

[HahaIPownedYou]

XD.

[0xNecrox0]

DX.

[average360er]

oh i did

[bahy12345678]

man i did and it was fucking hilarious

[GAURDD0G]

i noticed that almost averyone has scout left shoulder and mark 6 right... WTF?

[vtreymorton]

Travis freaking rocks

[FaLc336]

Machinma talks at 1:34!

[elsha3r2]

the last one was the best

[troyMLG]

i cant get enough of that opener everytime

"Why that's Bullshit" lmfao

[blaech123534]

HOW ABOUT HALO2 AND 1

[40ozJews]

HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF :D

[blaech123534]

LITTLE GIRL FUCK OFF

[GAURDD0G]

i have huge throbbing erection and has a huge ass vane on it, and pulses everytime my heart beats and it fells awsom3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[KSpotes]

i want my kitteh D:

[TravisGoku88]

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[xEvilChildX]

why ? thats bullshit!

[rvbownsarbynchief]

why is there so much with masterbation? it gets old after a while

[finnsox96]

my name is Mk Buiscets and i hav erectial difunction lol

[bengalsfan9382]

melted vannilla ice cream sweet!!

[ForcefieldMachinima]

the last one won!

[Killerspartan117]

wtf is jajajaja supposed ot mean dumbass? just say lol or hahahaha dont say jajajaajaja thats so annoying...

[PreDator090]

Jajajajaja is Haha in their langauge mate.