Pear Tart - My Way

[jenzeppelin]

my ex-husband was a pastry chef. he couldn't make a tart to save his life.

[papercuts777]

hahahah

[FonInterMilan]

Oi, great dish my lad. I come from England, usually we don't really eat this in my area.. But looks splendid.

Well done,

Greetings from East London, England

[papercuts777]

Cheers, mate!

[spabank]

Her face looked like a glazed donut.......yah

[papercuts777]

hahahaha

[ninanee2008]

LOL butter the mutherf*cker

[papercuts777]

hahaha

[SBYsparky]

Gotta serve it to a chick and say "Nice Pair" and back the fuck up, the slap is coming!

Drink hard

Peace

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHA That slap is in the post! That's fer shure.

1st beer since Nov. happens tomorrow! Finally over all this sickness.

Peace, man!

[Scidadle]

This looks fucking delicious.

[papercuts777]

Just another way to eat a pear.

Thanks!

[Wutzibutzi100]

Somehow depressing.

[papercuts777]

What was it? The lack of ice cream or whipped cream?

BLOW ME!

[Wutzibutzi100]

No. The language. It seems to be no fun if it's not "fucking" blow me. But it's okay. At least you do no harm but desserts. Compliments.

[papercuts777]

Go take ur meds, u retard. Can't u read the language warnings???

Maybe, now, u'll read the description of videos before watching or just grow the fuk up and get over it.

Isn't there a gov't that just stole a few trillion dollars that needs bitching about? Run along Sally.

[papercuts777]

Yeah! Maybe do it with apples, next time.

Cheers!

[MistyLuvsKendall9]

looks very good, would a pie crust on the bottom work?

[papercuts777]

Sure would! Could hold a lot more, too!

This was just a quick deal for those intimidated by pie crust.

Cheers!

[thornekatt]

I'll never quite look at glazed doughnuts the same way again. Bad Boy! ; ]

[papercuts777]

I must behave. It was the beer talking, honest! haha

[thornekatt]

I'm SURE it was. I have that problem myself...it happens when ya (I) drink 20 hours a day! hehe

[papercuts777]

The booze is to blame, ya! =)

[jayjules911]

damn u did a facial on that broad...lol "glazed donut" her face...bwahahahahahahahaha

[papercuts777]

The pearl necklace is for teenagers. This was more of a full facial, ya. hahhahahaha

[conn0412]

jeez why do u always have to make hungry '_'

[papercuts777]

Gotta eat before viewing this stuff. It like food porn!

Did that make sense? hahah

[conn0412]

very much so LOL

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA

[WerdnaFaz]

SICK BRO THAT LOOKS SO TASTY!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, Bro!

[snarkdetriomphe]

now people are gonna start asking you to make flan...

[papercuts777]

No, not the flan!

[papercuts777]

All Comments (43 total) Options

I count 21 comments on Friday Oct 2nd 6:00pm.

Where the fuck are the other 22 comments?

[bronzbabe101]

hahahaha "ya know butter burns like a mother-"  yeah so true lol

[papercuts777]

I edit these things and am surprised to hear some of the shizit that leaves my mouth! Beer talk, I tells ya. haha

[ckdoll]

haahah I am done with using peal necklace I will from now on use.... glazed donut

[papercuts777]

I'm still waiting to switch from glazed donut to pearl necklace. hahahaha

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

Yeah! Show that beer gut! Drunken cookin' is the shit.

"Throw some cheese on it!" Too drunk. Hah!

[papercuts777]

Ya, I forgot a couple of slices of cheddar. If it was the apple one I did I wouldn't have!

Drink Hard!

[SASbyrdgang]

Yea ive been watching all your videos and you don't skimp on the portions lol. Have you tried any recipes using plaintains? Most are quick easy and delicious.

[papercuts777]

I wouldn't know what to do with them. I'd call a Jamaican buddy and see what he said. Never even tried them. I would but no one sells them.

One day!

[SASbyrdgang]

Im a new subscriber, you make great munchie food awesome

[papercuts777]

Hey!. Welcome aboard. I do what I can.

Enjoy the chaos!

[strfxx]

i think its time for you to cook some skirt steak or make some skirt steak fajitas mr. papercuts

[papercuts777]

I used that skirt steak in some of the Chinese Stir-fries. Yup, time for a fajita or 2. I'm waiting on that 1. 7 requests for fajitas! Just finishing up this french series then it's back to non French requests. I have that marked down!

[scent007]

that is cool and thanks for ruining everything i see with glaze in the top of it cause i will think about @!*&% that :'(

[papercuts777]

Me no comprehend.?

[1530tv]

Dude, do you live off campus at a college or something?

[papercuts777]

Ya, something. We'll leave it there. haha

I see you found more vids. Enjoy!

[first2go2009]

i want some!!

[papercuts777]

I'm just finishing up some steak and eggs. Then I have to head for some Pho but I'll build u some after.

[mrblack667]

Always killer vids...I remember you said "I hate fuckin' desserts"...lol

[papercuts777]

I hate baking and I hate refined sugar. That face at the end of the vid where I looked like I was enjoying the bite? It was fake! haha

[1530tv]

I'm on this guys 3rd video now. Who is this dude? Why does he not have his own show on NBC? fng hilarious.

[oakeysmokey]

ingenious!!

thanks for this vid and hilarious donut story.

peace brotha

[papercuts777]

I can't take the credit fore this one. That's Jacques Pepin's creation. I have the right to 'borrow' because i watched him for so many years. haha

Peace, back atcha!

[anmoose]

LMAO! So you incinerated the first one, eh? Second try looked downright edible! A flan?..... Hahaha...

[papercuts777]

No, I stand corrected by someone in the comment box. It's just a plain old tart.

Ya, the 1st one burned to hell and the pears stayed white. No 'browning'. Got it 2nd try, tho.

As I type this my finger tips are still healing from the blisters from puting those pears back on, that I spilled.

[BLANCA659]

lol @ flan!!!! u make me laugh so hard when my days r shitty! love ya!

[papercuts777]

I use 2 ways to try n capture the audience. Let them laff at/with me or they like the food. Or not. haha

No one should have a shitty day, all day. Come home and watch a few episodes of drunk cooking!

Thanks!

[daFranch1se69]

Flour Tortilla?? BRILLIANT!!

Nice substitute from a pastry dough, but I can make a killer dough, its actually pretty easy.

Flour, cold shortening , salt , cold water. Do some mixing shit and you have a killer dough dude, you should try it, its easy but so fricken flaky and doughy, its great for pies!

[papercuts777]

Sounds good! I have a block of Crisco sitting in the cupboard from a cornbread recipe and now I have a use for it. Flaky is better!

Peace, bro!

[lulugemini]

she looked like a glazed donut huh....men can look like they are wearing them too...you bad boy!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHA I took a shot at myself, in a comment, above.

Hey. I was drunk and she made me do it! hahaha

[7hereshegoes]

HAHA! "Glaze that fucking thing!"

I wish you were on the foodnetwork...

[papercuts777]

That makes two of us! 1 day, maybe Spike TV

Cheers!

[papercuts777]

Cooking has to be fun or I'll make fun of it! haha

Cheers!

[Maangchi]

looks delicious and easy to make!

[papercuts777]

For you, yes. I had to rehearse all week for this one! hahaha

Thanks!

[freitasex]

I should make a video response to this one.

Excellent!

[papercuts777]

Dig in, my brutha. Ur the baker in there here parts!

I can't bake werth a shit. haha

I'm so un-chef, I called it a flan!

Thanks!

[Medvedev]

I fuckin' love pears! Right on, cheers.

[papercuts777]

Pears for life! haha

[GULFCOASTGOON]

that was sum fema tart. man im makin sum ...well my girl is makin sum chocolate cream pie shit,.,..,,.shit..fema.. as always epic video ...what else like poutine does canadia have,....i wanna learn sum canadian shiiiit,..,.,

team fema 4 life....

pike

[papercuts777]

Fema Tarts. Never thot of that one! haha

Imma taught u guys what an edible Beaver Tail is. Some dough n sugar n ciminom<haha and some other shit.

Feam Tema! Nuclear fallout, teenage wasteland, have you hugged a nuke, today? Spread disease, not love. hahahahahhaahaha

Fuck the green house gases. Fuck the ozone layer!

Where's my beer!?!?!

[papercuts777]

What happened to my text? Oh, I'm coding in pearl? Python? html? WTF

[spiritsjoy]

That's a pear tart, not flan, but it still looks delicious.

[papercuts777]

Pear tart it is. I saw the picture from above and didn't notice the sides of the dish. Plus There would be cream or something in a flan?

Thanks!

[scotchrks]

Love your presentation, it's real and in your face!! Tha't why i subscribed! Looking forward to MORE!! Great job!

[papercuts777]

Glad to have u aboard! I'll do my drunkin' best to please.

Cheers!

[thatbastardson]

you guys see the new swine flu video that a california state worker posted? According to this lady, they are training people right now, to stop motorists a "checkpoints" and see if they have been vaccinated against the swine flu. if not, they offer a shot. if you refuse, you are taken into custody. be prepared to look down the barrel of my 12 guage, if you come at me with a "vaccine".

just wanted to share that with everyone. it could very well be going on in canada, as well.

[papercuts777]

Good to know.

[thatbastardson]

omg dude thats too funny. "her face looked like a glazed donut in the morning." she slept like that? hahaha

[papercuts777]

Like 2 drunken animals, we torn it up and passed out. Shit happens. hahahahahaha

K, enuff of that. So how about that NWO? hahaha

[thatbastardson]

done it myself. we passed out at the exact same time, and woke up just like we passed out. now thats love!!! hahahaha

[papercuts777]

True love. hahahaha

[parkdale420]

Looks good man!!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, Bro!

[JoeHell67]

Hey,

looks just perfect on that plate but i'm surprised you used a flour Tortilla!

Don't you think, a pre-made pie crust would have worked better? Probably easier to cut'n serve. But this is your way!

Oh..an' btw. glazed face like a donut? i heard of frosted faces, must be similar...

*Hahahaha* (just joking around..)

Take care!

[papercuts777]

I should have put 'EZ" Pear Flan. It's because it was much faster than a pie crust. 10 mins, if I didn't forget to butter the top.

Face like a glazed donut is a sex thing. Male or female, I guess. haha

Peace, bro!

[swetchild7]

Thanks for the great episode!

[papercuts777]

Hey, Thank you!

[Rozzrocks666]

I heard that elvisload is a fucking homo...

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

[liquidsk8er]

such a good cook dawg

funny how u act while u cook LOL

[papercuts777]

I do what I can and laff while doing it.

Cheers, buddy!

[elvisload]

it is a flour tortilla... not a flour tortilla SHELLLLLLL!... ya dipfuck

[tavolo22]

i think i can speak for all papercuts777 followers when i say FUCK YOU.

[Durchii]

Hear hear.

[papercuts777]

My sentiments, exactly!

Elvis feels good today. He just told me off something good! hahahahahaha

[piglet8631]

looks yummy!

[papercuts777]

T'was! Apple is good, too. I made both. This one looked better. haha

[bulkfull]

I like that grazed dounut shit hahahah

[papercuts777]

She had a face on her like a glazed donut.

[boojwahz]

nice man, im gonna try this with apples

[papercuts777]

Apples n cinnamon!

[boojwahz]

FLAN

[b3nnic3]

I understand why milk comes in bags now. It's because sugar comes in cartons!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA If I didn't but the 'carton' of sugar, I would have had to buy a big bag.

[moomay11649]

Looks delightful!

Mooz

[papercuts777]

Thanks!

[tavolo22]

Is that a tortilla? Does the sugar caramelize (saucy) or does it crispen the bottom? Looks great! Peace

[papercuts777]

Yes, a flour tortilla. The sugar keeps the tortilla from sticking and imparts a sweet flavor on the bottom. It's not crispy but not soggy.

Peace, bro

[papercuts777]

Guess that's the long version of yes, it does caramelize.

[smok3yjointz]

wow.

[papercuts777]

Shazam!