Mr Angry plays golf with Kangaroos

[limefrog77]

its so refreshing to see how the kangaroos dont , er, particularily care. Quiet confidence :)

[AngryAussie]

@limefrog77 They certainly are nonchalant

[TheMisterytour]

im amazed there are any humans lefft in aus because danm near everything there can kill you given the chance. its kinda ironic really beutiful country covered in supremely deadly things. you cant even escape into the water as thats full of deadly stuff too. wanna go there some day but i have to save up for the suit of armour first

[TheMisterytour]

i sawa program about when animals attack and one of those grey kangaroos attacked this guy and ripped his stomach open. it looked like it was his own fault though he walked right up to it to get a pic and the roo got all pissed off held him by the shoulders and kicked him in the stomach with those legs and pow damn near killed him. stupid people dont realise although placid these are still wild and WILL fuck you up if they feel threatened.

[AngryAussie]

@TheMisterytour Good point

[pkitty6969]

We need to hang and play golf someday

[AngryAussie]

@pkitty6969 Sounds like a plan

[anthonyyakkey]

THAT IS THE BEST ADDITION TO GOLF EVER WELL I GUESS NEXT TO LIVE ALLIGATORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never mind u just mentiond gators hahahahaha yo ITS

X-TREAM GOLF YOU MIGHT GET EATEN OR PUNCHED OUT THEN KICKED

[AngryAussie]

@anthonyyakkey Exactly

[Lightgirl100]

The kangaroo at 1:34 is starring into your soul. You have been chosen.

[AngryAussie]

@Lightgirl100 Pretty much

[beckasha83]

I can safely say I have never had that problem... as I don't golf and I have never seen a kangaroo except in pictures (and videos)... I didn't even see one at the zoo... :o why were they withholding the kangaroos from me???

[AngryAussie]

@beckasha83 The bastards!

[geelongvi]

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[hellshade2]

never played on a golf course with kangaroos on it. usually my only issues are witrh geese and sometimes deer. though i have played on a course in south carolina with gators and snakes. i got pics of the gators too. some were sunning themselves near the water hazard of the 7th hole....

[AngryAussie]

@hellshade2 This one's special

[dragonforceisasem]

kangaroos are sooo badass! when i was 7 i wanted a kangaroo as a pet :P

[AngryAussie]

@dragonforceisasem Not really legal

[Hiuaske]

@AngryAussie what would be hillarious if while that catchy tune played you were chasing kangaroos like a crazy angry dumbass

[AngryAussie]

@Hiuaske Harassing wildlife isn't funny

[Hiuaske]

@AngryAussie but then again that isnt really your criteria of videos....

[PointZero147]

kangarooos might kick your ass harder but im from florida and gators still scare the piss out of me

[AngryAussie]

@PointZero147 You should see the size of out crocs

[SamPD2]

@AngryAussie So basically, anything that might be remotely deadly here in the States pales in comparison to the dangers in-- Austria--? Yipe.... And now toads are invading your land.

Now all we need is a deer-bunnies-toad hybrid... From then on, if there is any denity out there...

Help us...

[AngryAussie]

@SamPD2 I don't know, I'm not fond of the idea of bears

[SamPD2]

@AngryAussie Meh, may as well. You aussies are crazy enough in aussieland.

I wouldn't be surprised to be honest. But I am sure you are capable of taking care of yourself.

Hell, plus you have a decent chunk of rabid YouTube fanboys (Me included) to take care of anything heading your way. Even if it mean't death... Unless we had to face the midgets.... We simply cannot handle them.

[Lhikanpickshisnose]

@PointZero147 yeah, if you think the gators scare you now, have a look at a saltie. crazy large

[arachnophile01]

Marsupials: the mutant deer-bunnies of Australia.

[AngryAussie]

@arachnophile01 Pretty much

[SamPD2]

@arachnophile01 I disagree. They kinda look like wolves crossed with a fox and standing upright on the legs of a tiger. But that's just me.

Regardless, i'd rather not confront the ninja kangaroos.

I would need that shotgun of mine just to deal with these home destroyers.

[Zwank36]

HAHAHA our local golf course has heaps of kangaroos on it too. We always joke what do we do if it lands in the pouch.

[AngryAussie]

@Zwank36 It's a serious hazard

[Jmariano92]

This is why americans think we ride kangaroos to work :P

[AngryAussie]

@Jmariano92 You mean you don't? Do you ride an emu?

[Jmariano92]

@AngryAussie

yup cuz im a cool kid :P

[WoodRatGirl]

Haha I just read your Tiger Woods comment, about what he'd do to a blonde one.

I shouldn't really laugh though since I'm a 25 year old Blonde, who isn't bad looking.

Eeek!

[vickiormindyb]

from Mindy-They look scary when they stare at you like that, and you don't know what they're thinking of doing to you.

My mom was like that with me once, when she thought a guy was going to bother me. I was 5 and at the beach with just me and my mom, and this weird guy kept staring at me. So much so that we finally left, 'cause my mom didn't like it.

I don't know what would have happened if my dad didn't finally make the guy get lost.

He had followed us home without our noticing.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Staring is pretty creepy

[WoodRatGirl]

I wonder what a Kangaroo would do to Tiger Woods? *evil grin*

[AngryAussie]

@WoodRatGirl Or what Tiger Woods would do to a kangaroo. Especially a blonde one.

[MrThahey]

where I live, they try to hit whatever they feel shouldn't be on the golf course; deer, bears, squirells, jews, chipmunks, foxes, blacks, turkeys, asians, trees, and caddies.

[AngryAussie]

@MrThahey Funny :)

[BrittanyNicole1990]

KILLER ROO'S RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! ;)

don't piss them off.

:D

[AngryAussie]

@BrittanyNicole1990 Good advice

[cobaltfirewarrior]

Just watch out for the flexi-penises.

[AngryAussie]

@cobaltfirewarrior Definitely

[slytherinsheirx]

Wow! Not seen anything quite like that. Imagine standing there minding your own business, eating grass, passing the time of day with your chums and you get a whack over the head by a golf ball. 'Trying to eat my lunch here, mate!'

Was wondering why they preferred the gold course. They don't have to work for their food! Must be annoying to maintain it.

[AngryAussie]

@slytherinsheirx I think their poo fertilises it

[greendaysuks505]

hahah there are so many fat people at the anglesea golf club

[AngryAussie]

@greendaysuks505 I'll take your word for that

[dalolman]

if i had known you filmed stuff like this in the past, i would never have bagged you out all those times about your political views. Jeez dude, my sincere apologies for the quick and unjustified dissent against you earlier. I DIDNT KNOW THE WHOLE STORY! IM SORRY!

[AngryAussie]

@dalolman I don;t let things like that bother me

[darkpassenger09]

The thing that's awesome about Kangaroos is that they may look cool, and relatively harmless, but it only takes one of them to totally fuck you up haha =P

[AngryAussie]

@darkpassenger09 This is true

[geordsta12]

Have you been to the Mallacoota golf course? Insane amount of Kangaroos there.

[AngryAussie]

@geordsta12 I don't think so

[Sasstraliss]

Their destroying the grass :\

[PopInPics000]

i declare... hunting season now officially open lol

[AngryAussie]

@PopInPics000 They'll get you first

[PopInPics000]

@AngryAussie them... and there flexie dicks O.o lol

[taekwondoButler]

There was a simple and fun solution to your problem and your dinner. use their heads as golf balls.

[AngryAussie]

@taekwondoButler They'll take your head off first

[camino1ca]

That was sort of a gay kangaroo porn video

[AngryAussie]

@camino1ca So long as you enjoyed it

[UTFRG]

@camino1ca breast feeding lol

[rokerboy117]

whats the charge for molesting a 'roo?

[AngryAussie]

@rokerboy117 I'm sure you'll find out one day

[taekwondoButler]

@AngryAussie funny stuff

[smoothjamskillmoure]

ok so heres a question, if your playing around these kangaroos and one of them comes up and kicks you can you hit him back or is it protected by some endangered species thing?

[AngryAussie]

@smoothjamskillmoure If you tried to provoke one it would either go away or fuck you up

[smoothjamskillmoure]

@AngryAussie really? i know theyre really storng and whatnot but how smart can they be its like fighting a kid with two really strong legs vs. someone with four limbs and even though they kick the crap out of each other its not like theyre used to engaging in fisticuffs with a human. Id like to see a friendly matchup with a roo and a kickboxer

[AngristisLord]

Awesome!! All we get on our golf courses here are flocks of Geese.

[AngryAussie]

It's a cool sight

[alphacow2]

i've always wanted a kangaroo as a pet. tried to steal one from harrington. i dont think its illegal right? im gonna go check it up :P

[AngryAussie]

Ummmm, yeah. Pretty illegal.

[vickiormindyb]

When you hit that sign, it reminded me of a true story. One I saw with my own eyes from an outtake of my actor friend's show.

He was supposed to run up three steps and hit the door right after the date who left him says goodbye and closes the door.

It had to be timed just right so he'd get to the door the second it closed.

In one take, he ran to the steps and, just as he took the first one, his foot hit the step's edge and he fell flat on his face.

IDK why he showed me that, but it was funny.

[AngryAussie]

Out takes are always funny

[theliberalparis]

If that golf ball lands in a pile of shit, you better be wearing a rain coat when you strike it.

[AngryAussie]

Kangaroos do little shits like raisins

[Erric7777]

Why do you cal them Joeys? Is it just a nickname in general for kangaroos?

[AngryAussie]

That's what you call baby kangaroos

[yourmumsvadge]

mate, the penalty stroke for hitting a skippy is having it chase you down.

[AngryAussie]

That sounds about right

[vickiormindyb]

"She seems to be saying 'Are you done in there? Hurry Up' "

That's funny.

That little joey is so cute.

I love animals.

[vickiormindyb]

Kangaroos don't attack you, do they?

I think they're adorable, but looks are often deceiving with wildlife.

My hometown is in Florida. I'll have to ask my dad if that's true about gators.

He works at a golf course, and he hasn't mentioned coming across any large reptiles.

But Bonita Springs, where he lives, is nowhere near Melbourne.

[AngryAussie]

Actually, they really do attack you

[Marksman421]

ummm no they dont only if ya piss em of lol

[AngryAussie]

You're completely wrong

[iskatebaker98]

woa u live close to me lol and yea ive had a ball land in the middle of the fairway and i went to get a club and teh ball was gone O =

[92benno92]

Oh gosh, don't let the Americans catch this.

I bet the Jim's Mowing contractors are pissed in that area!

[AngryAussie]

They would need danger money

[92benno92]

I'm pretty sure the mammals would have the grass control under control.

[vickiormindyb]

I think it's bad to have a golf course where there is wild life. I lived with a guy, who had a house on a golf course. The whole neighborhood had their houses on golf courses around the neighborhood.

More than a few times, gold balls would come whizzing by and smack into the side of the house.

He had to build a lattice to stop them.

I'd hate to see one of those kangaroos get hurt by a stray ball.

The golfer might too.

[AngryAussie]

In that part of the world it's impossible to avoid wildlife

[AngryAussie]

They are cool

[KillaVinyl]

nice vid!! i want to scratch to this sample!! hit me up!!!

[AngryAussie]

Um, what? You kids and your hiphop talk. I'm old.

[ashishkumar0501]

caution Kangaroos Crossing..play at your own risk..i mean you are really gonna get it in the face if your move hurt the sentiments of a kangaroo..and for a while it seems Joe's mother was thinking..you look suspicious.

Good work with cautions :-P

[AngryAussie]

You don't wanna mess with roos

[kojak1two]

Stanthorpe in southern Queensland has a Golf course covered in kangaroos like like that.

[AngryAussie]

They're all over

[ERAUPRCWA]

those bloody kangas, mmm... they look all cute and cudly but they'll F*ck you up!

[AngryAussie]

Yes they do!

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

LOL I DIDNT KNOW KANGAROOS ATE GRASS

[AngryAussie]

You also apparently don't know you can switch of CAPS LOCK

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

@ 6:24

Yeah, I can see how it wouldn't be a good thing to get kicked in the face by a Kangaroo.

[AngryAussie]

It would be very bad

[Owminator]

green screen?

[AngryAussie]

No. The camera is on a monopod.

[Owminator]

WOW, dont know what that is :P

It just suspiciously followed your face at 2:01 - 2:21, dont worry, i'll google monopod :D

[AngryAussie]

Look for my video titled "Special effects secrets revealed"

[Craig6623]

And i throught the gold corses where dangerous where i live o_O Holy crap

''Go on get in the kangaroos pouch and ill give you $10000'' xD

*Whack*

''Go go go HOLE IN ONE!''#

Or it could just be so they dont have to cut the grass

[AngryAussie]

It's a weird sight

[Craig6623]

Im sure it is if theres a sign in front of you ^_^

[devilfool08]

i was at a petting zoo on da golden coast en a kangaroo mounted me.... =[

[AngryAussie]

How disturbing

[GT4GTR]

You play on greens? We only get blacks where i live, haven't seen a green before...

[AngryAussie]

It's dirt in the area where I grew up

[Whiteanger2]

lol sign fail

[AngryAussie]

Big time

[CanaanSGl]

What? Kangaroos can't play golf,they're fooling themselves!

[AngryAussie]

They seem to think they belong.

[sasuke664]

joeys are kinda cute

[AngryAussie]

Yes they are

[curuptaussiesoldier]

lol roos can get REALLY annoying haha... when my family whent camping at noosa and they tried stealing our esky haha

[AngryAussie]

They can be very aggressive

[mcbadassproductions]

lol the song sounds like its saying angry ozzy unstead of aussie, lol u r a austrailian sheperd in disguise because they are claulled aussies , like the name of ur channel, i think u get it

[AngryAussie]

That's how you pronounce it - don't ever say "aussie" with a hard 's' sound.

[husypup28]

Don't hit one! XD

[AngryAussie]

It's a risk

[oCOBBSo]

the people who owned the golf course couldnt afford grass maintanence so they struck a deal with melbourne zoo....

[AngryAussie]

That seems fair

[EliteSn1p3r]

hehe, what can i say? i guess they like stealing our green patches xD.

[AngryAussie]

It seems that way

[jkingooo]

do u have a function on your camera to remove wind noize

[jkingooo]

i wonder if eventually if the golf course closes if the kangaroos end up sticking around afterward

[AngryAussie]

The kangaroos come out in force at night

[flickflame]

there aren't many hobos up that way, they should introduce a few to keep kangaroo numbers down

[AngryAussie]

If you were fast enough to catch a roo you wouldn't be a hobo.

[lancerevo1994]

I wish there were kangaroos in the US. They're so cool. Oh well. That's what Animal Planet's for!

[AngryAussie]

I guess so

[hugfrombug]

Nice video, maybe one day you can have a video with koalas. I guess if you're weary of making a kangaroo angry then they must get REALLY angry. :D

[AngryAussie]

There is a koala colony near where I shot this

[toriallnutt]

what on earth was that bloke doing at 3:15 ?!

haha brilliant :)

[AngryAussie]

A little dance

[lfctorresgerrard2009]

classic aye

[AngryAussie]

It would make golf more interesting

[iwillsnipethee]

what is the penalty for hitting one or is there no penalty at all?

[AngryAussie]

The penalty is they will kick you

[tofu4]

your not even angry

[AngryAussie]

Variety is the spice of life.

[tofu4]

man are you on youtube all the time or a you a computer thing

[AngryAussie]

Nope, it was random chance I was checking messages at the time you left this.

[tofu4]

oh ok how did you get so many people to subscribe. i have videos but there must be somthing wrong with them because they have hardly any views.

PLEASE HELP ME

[AngryAussie]

It's a lot of hard work. It took me 18 months and hundreds of videos to reach 1000 subscribers.

[tofu4]

h mmm ok

[z1234567890abc]

OK weird question time.

Here in Michigan we have a good number of car deer crashes with that big of a heard how much havoc do those things ( the roose not you) have on the highway and on a sadder note is the golf course still there after the fires? and the critters?

[AngryAussie]

The golf course is not in the fire zone (this time)

[theojason]

Some kangaroos die being run over by 4wds...and some die from being hit by a golf ball..

[AngryAussie]

You would have to hit the golf ball pretty hard.

[DonnaUtubefan]

Ah they are beautiful. But then I'm a big animal lover:)

Thanks for clearing things up.

I was wondering if they kicked people.

[AngryAussie]

The would rather stay out of people's way ;)

[Wiidude91]

By God that's dangerous. BTW how do they defend themselves?

[AngryAussie]

They carry knives

[Wiidude91]

If that was really true you'd be dead by now... or at least anyone who tried to get closer.

[AngryAussie]

Brilliant observation

[cooljester2008]

What would they do if you went running after them? Would they run away or come charging after you and kick you or JUST sit there looking at you thinking like what the hell is this guy trying to do. lol

[AngryAussie]

They would stay away. And you'd probably be arrested.

[fanzFZ50]

thers balls are above ther cock n asshole. how cool

[AngryAussie]

It is deeply disturbing that you are interested by that.

[fanzFZ50]

haha would it be less disturbing if i chose my words differently

[Alphonzen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG HAHAHAHA...

[Ouclypse]

hoppity hop hop hop

[dragonstitch]

nice i wanna golf with roos

[AngryAussie]

It's pretty cool.

[sk8erboyz1]

Yes, we have gator hazards. In fact last time I went there was a 5' gator sunbathing on the bank of a water trap.

[AngryAussie]

That's a serious hazard

[EggNogges]

Get too many kangaroos and it can ruin the golf corse

[AngryAussie]

It's a weird mix

[crgfilms]

I wish I could go there just to see the kangaroos! I love those animals! Especially when they hop! *boing boing boing*

<3 Crazy Random Girl

[AngryAussie]

This is a pretty cool setting to see them.

[Huzzah89]

Haha nice video. Kangaroo Tail is also tough, I got hit by one when i was a kid.

[AngryAussie]

I'm sure that would hurt.