Chopper Read - Drink Driving Commercial

[bullshihtzkeiint]

when i was in prison wodbowibsoidbsiodbiosdbaioiaob­aoib .. when i was in prison

[oliver2k94]

Did you record this with a pencil?

[clarkosdsilva]

good work idiot

[MrFraser455]

r.i.p headphone users

[s0nnyburnett]

I guess he got ear raped in prison.

[Emmanemfu]

what is that noise? its enough to make you want to have a drink!



[96haynzy]

Choppers actully a nice guy, met him at the pub one night with dad

[wookiedestroyer101]

LOL!!

[baseball1441]

when i was in prison, when i was in prison

[fantageisawesome1234]

@baseball1441

did you hear the noise to?

[TheLeatheryman]

The most fucking irritating fucking shit fucking ever you stupid fucking fuck!

[Sploog321]

How the hell does Slappa laugh at this shit lol

[nic95]

Thumbs up if slappa brought you here.

[nic95]

Thumbs up if slappa brought you here.

[i81b4you]

fuk this



[Seanmcdhuibhne]

What did he say? I couldn't hear it

[trip7downunder]

What the fuck retard........................

[MishaShemyakin]

when i was in prison ADFSQAORAJG when i was in prison JSAIFJHAIGHA in prison JAHIFEIAFHRAIFH

[happinin]

thanks fuckhead, my ears are fucking bleeding!

[choppersgun]

Lets entitle a video starting with "Chopper Read" then we can fill it with shit and still get half a million views.....fags

[Applemask]

WHEN I WAS IN PRISON KKKKKCHHHH WHEN I WAS IN PRISON KKKKKKKCCHHHHHHHH PRISON KKKKKCHHHH EARS CUT OFF

[siguy06]

Check out the drink driving poem on my profile!!

[dontleademsomuch]

WAAAAHHHH JESUS THE SOUND!!

[therealdjflip]

sounds like pocsag pageing data all over the video

[AxleVest]

thank god i say this cause now i know ill be a safe driver if all i remember is PFFFERTT prison PRRRFT ears cut off PPPFRRT, thank you chopper!

[CloudStrifeOfficial]

@AxleVest i just spat coffee all over my fucking keyboard laughing at your comment, you owe me £7.99 thank you very much :-P haha

[dpjones88]

Sort it out petrol breath



[ashthegreat]

Did chopper read record this using his ears? ;P

[ashthegreat]

Haha this can soooo be used as a Rick Roll! Fuck with someone's ears so much haha! Just like Chopper's ears got fucked up lol.

[MyKnightlife]

no fucking shit your a fuck head i feel like i have wasted 45 seconds of my life watching this and my ears hurt from your lack of intellegence to record sound ya dickhead

[sammysosa2454]

@MyKnightlife if you saw that the video is retarded whyd you keep watching? your the one with the lack of intelligence. :P

[TheSpeedSyndrome]

I flaged this for 'Dangerous acts' BECAUSE MY FUCKING EARS HURT!!!

[astrixacid]

@TheSpeedSyndrome haha

[crashtestdummy98]

WTF did u ecord it with a rock learn to put sound up retard!

[nehpets8491]

Like the clip, hate the sound track. Geeeesh.. 

[JinNOSify]

When I was in pri- TSHHHHHHHHHHHH, when I was in pri- TSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fix the damn vid mate

[Jacques13able]

@JinNOSify ROFLMAO!!!!! n1..i laughed my fucking ass off at ur comment

[TheTravmac]

you fucking fail at youtube

[GeneralG1810]

If you wanna watch this add go to this site

vbox7.com/play:1048ad78

[towes]

worst audio quality ever

[slyonme]

fucken analog antennas..hate the mother fuckers..

[Caligula138]

I like that beat! CRUNCH!!!

[ttasi7]

@Caligula138 lol I did a bit too. sounds a bit gabber.

[greymobvmp]

why did you put this fucked up shitt with its fucked up sound on youtube you douch bagg i hope i catcvh you in traffic mother fucker!

[DEANUK79]

when i was in snap crackle n fuckin pop.

[Wombo1996]

Whats up with the fucki..fuhyq;wa9fouh;qwocjnxpq­wchjpqwehachcpcjnpejkcm;eqc

[TwistedComplex]

"when i was in prison, i- QWRLM!#V@RN#@RVN@()RJV#V"

sorry, chopper, could you repeat that?

[agentsmart86]

@TwistedComplex rofl

[markvanj]

If you're having trouble with the audio, here's the same commercial... watch?v=Md7h3giMwy0

[DEATH2thaSTUpid]

whats wrong with the fucking sound????????

[iiiGodGaming]

@DEATH2thaSTUpid Youtube censored it. its not the uploaders fault.

[toppercent]

@DEATH2thaSTUpid lol ikr

[DEATH2thaSTUpid]

@toppercent whats ikr???

[RECORDKING91]

@DEATH2thaSTUpid abbreviation for 'i know right'

[toppercent]

@DEATH2thaSTUpid I know, right?

[bloodsuckern]

@DEATH2thaSTUpid HAHAHAHAUHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAH­AHHAH XD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[mat1979chunk]

omg



[KillerMetalHead12344]

what the fuck dude you should get stabbed to the shithouse for putting up such a shitty arse vid!!!

[hoaxdeath01]

Audio fail

[SpagsJippy]

to get rid of the audio problem put &fmt=18 after the address. so the end looks like watch?v=XpQeZEmien4&fmt=18

[greatsoutherncowboy1]

@SpagsJippy didn't work pal

[SpagsJippy]

@greatsoutherncowboy1 just trying to help, worked for me. this has happened on a few videos before and im just passing along a little trick. not sure how it works. now i see this video and i dont even have to do that trick, it works by itself, go figure.

[MrHustlR]

yeah fuck my ears...

[forwardspace9145]

wtf is with the audio..

[tarryarah]

A KILLER IS A KILLER AND A KILLER IS GOING TO HELL SEE YA MARK REED

[CarJunkieXL]

You aren't a killer in an ACCIDENT!

Even with alcahol behind the wheel

[lumpykills]

@CarJunkieXL

It's called a "Motor Vehicle Collision" for a reason.

The word "accident" isn't used.

[C4285]

WTF was that?

[sonnyboy167]

take this video off you cant hear fuck all...cunt

[Jeffles86]

Wow. Might want to check the audio there. WTF!!!

[14chazz88]

get rid of this bloody video the audio is shit

[MillionDollarComp]

dude, this sound is f'ed up. Please take this off youtube. It's horrendous. It hurts your ears. Very few sounds are worse than the sound coming from this clip. FFS

[thispagesux]

why is this got such a high rating, the audio is fucked. whoever uploaded this is a prick. get rid of this crap.

[TheSFHclan]

wtf is that noise

[SupaVex]

when i was i prison when i was in prison when i was in prison.

is this the new rick rolled?

[unkles]

Why all the violence ? ;D

[andywarecommando]

the guy who posted this shit is a fucking home that need to die, kingjdub should never post agen, he's a dick for doing this to choper. choper should find this dick and kill him.

what a shit audio setup, i could do way better. FUCK HIM

[StrikerVX2006]

@andywarecommando I'm fairly sure that the admins of YouTube censored it. It was fine two months ago... :\

[mrwhite5904]

hey retards, the audio wasn't always shitty, youtube censored it. don't diss the guy who posted it four fuckin years ago

[leboharold]

Wheres the sound?

All I hear is static

[MrPlague1000]

Why is the qualtiy horrible?

[400sean]

wtf is with the audio

[blairmoss]

@323fql youtube censored it,has been done to a few clips i've watched

[ssolway]

Good audio fuck head

[coppurt]

i feel like chopping my own ears off so i would stop hearing that shit audio

[KoRnDuDe19886]

@coppurt lmfao

[iiiGodGaming]

@coppurt its funny coz you would still be able to hear it -_-

/b/

[coppurt]

@iiiGodGaming How about fuck off

[iiiGodGaming]

@coppurt LOL calm down mate, just saying you know.

the ear doesnt need the actual ear. just the hole ;)

/b/

[Mezmarizeoz]

take this shit off, the audio is fucked

[DeafFret]

Audio is worthless. POS

[jposh707]

If the audio is this shitty -- here's a tip: DON'T BOTHER POSTING THE CLIP AT ALL!

[buttsecksist]

whoever done the audio for this should be a record producer...and then be executed

[boazandjiacinth]

what the fuk is going on with the audio??? y bother even posting it..

[400sean]

get the fuking audio right

[killer13387]

thumbs down just cos the audio is rooted

[101commentary]

Am I the only one the sound is fucked for?

[Duvmunch]

wow the sound was fucked

[StickyStickDude]

Awww i thought this was chopper reid....spelt retarded



[slugdub101]

Chooper advocates hit and run!

[petetang1985]

fuckin hello how the fuck are ya

[LinkonHawke]

I wish he'd make more.

[VilleSkateKrewRep]

That last part really sets the ad off. 'If you hit somebody, pray to god you dont go to prison'. Basically what that seems like its suggesting to me is 'If you hit someone, pedal to the floor, get the fuck out of there'. Pretty awful ad.

[waynejingo]

Drinking and driving is like running down the road holding a loaded shotgun with your finger on both triggers and just hoping that it doesn't go off. You may blow your toes off or you may blow your head off or.... you may kill someone else! Imagine living with that for the rest of your life....

[SerialKillaV]

Harden the fuck up

[DJKoBuKi]

tell it like it is Chopper!

[XxXTommo69]

Psycho guy.... But very true. Good he's "recovered" but I STILL wouldn't wanna meet him

[BIGTXX]

@XxXTommo69 what r u talking about i wud luv 2 meet him bet he wud be great 2 hav a chat with

[tricking666]

@BIGTXX speak english you fucking shit

[EliseGriffin15]

@XxXTommo69 why not? hes really nice, my dad went to the same pub as him and he used to always buy drinks for me :)

[CarmellaWelkes8]

hahm i really don't know why it's so hard to find some cool guys on you tube!

[anthonydukes2009]

does the aussie government really pay for all the ads?

[mitz657]

i dont condone drink driving but this advert won't work because chopper was the one starting the trouble in prison in the first place, he's a skitzo, not like a drink driver with a 5 year sentance is gonna be facing crews and knifing the top boys to death is it?!

[260KPH]

Yeah in some state of america the max legal bac is 0.08, here it is 0.05.

This is crazy, you telling me i should goo too jail for driving at say 0.07 bac, despite the fact, in some states of america, it is still legal?!

[Option788]

if your not in america dont fuckin complain

[102reg]

What a tool!

[260KPH]

u talkin too me?

[102reg]

Your a tool.

[bigswano]

fuck i hate these chopper ads

it's like condoning all the violence that goes on in prisons

[Brendo1185]

How does anything he says in this ad condone or endorse prison violence?

It is clearly a warning...unless you think being shanked might be a bit of a giggle?

[bigswano]

@Brendo1185 prisoners still have rights

but this government ad acts like there are no rights in prison and whatever happens happens and it's none of their responsibility

[Brendo1185]

Except prison violence is something as old as the idea of prisons themselves. These are in most cases hardened criminals living in a pressurised, hostile environment and violence is a very real outcome.

Prison systems everywhere do their very best to try and prevent violence from happening, and this ad is squarely aimed at keeping people out of that environment.

Try telling your average prison inmate that he should respect the rights of other inmates :) See how far you get.

[klikkhaus]

No, but if you drink and drive it shows that you are obviously self centered enough too not even consider the people you might be putting in danger.

And since humanity is full of those kind of self centered idiots there needs to be a punishment for people drinking and driving, because if there is there is at least the change that said self-centered thoughtless idiots will at least consider how badly they dont want too lose their license, pay a fine or go too jail.

[millinniummany3k]

@klikkhaus Too right. They're as bad as the women bashers and rapists in Choppers other ad. Now why can't these weak mice who disregard the safety of others with their antics lose their license for life? I mean really.

[freeadultpornshow]

fuck off he has not he would of been knocked off back then if he did rapist don't get fnas like chop he had many women willing get your facts straight

[freeadultpornshow]

sneeze so you stayed in al the major citys next time go visit some qld outback mining towns and see how hard you are

and I mean go to the pubs and run ya mouth

[freeadultpornshow]

xingwei12 your full of it mate my old man mad dog is in max and has been for 4yrs this time so far you are not allowed a youtube account in prison sue you can study the computers only allow certain acess for the sudy only no youtube,email,facebook etc

[ultimateiversonfan10]

lol of course he got his ears chopped off. he asked for it, literally

[msdove1000]

now im gonna say sumthin to all u but f.ags out deir who think its a joke if u ge caught and go to jail ur gonna get fuced up the azz by some hairy big ugly man ight

[dsh79]

hows get fukd sound

[123Sneeze321]

Wow

can i say something to all you fags talking shit about collingwood and carlton and shit

im american, ive been to australia and i stayed in collingwoood and every other major city in NSW Victora S.A and Queensland, but you all are the fucking luckiest cunts, i live just south of the canadian boarder, you little fuckers wouldnt be talking so fucking tough if you lived where i lived now harden the fuck up

[mitttyz]

Visiting somewhere isnt the same as living there.

If you went to some of the bad housing estates you wouldn't have that oppinion

[Skibsie]

Learn some punctuation; Chopper Read endorses it.

[bionicbeatboy]

hehehe, fucking classic mate!

[conorthomas89]

How about you all harden the fuck up?

[badger12boi]

ok everyone two things. Chopper is a Aussie idol and we all love his hilariarty. but ned kelly was also a aussie idol. he was a real life Robin hood. so everyone calm the fuckdown and accept that they are both aussie idols just like steve irwin.

[Chodesman]

old chop chop is a bit confused about where his scars came from he gives a couple of different accounts in interviews

[androo1994]

read his book its how he really got the scars and when you have been cut and stabed as maney times as he has you cant really blame him

[TFISHER666]

rossco1....smoke my pole, go and say that to his face.....then we'll see who the one dying is haha

[awesomeo654]

he cut his own fucking ears off

[freeadultpornshow]

Nah he got a mate in H to do it and said he cut em off

[awesomeo654]

yh but it was his idea hes making out it wasnt lol

[24chuanpl]

rossco1 get fucked. bein tough guy on the internet huh? fuck off nobody wants your comment and by the way ITS A COMMENTING SECTION! COMMENT ON THE FUCKIN VIDEO DICKHEADS. great video, got the point across to me

[rossco1]

your a poof..no wonder you idolise other poofs..I aint tough I just break tough wannabes...

you wanna try me???

Chopper Read was nothing more than a methadone junkie rat..the men who have done time with him call him a show artist ,he did anything for attention like a dog..nothing tough there ..you fags wanna idolise him thats ur business ..I dont give a toss but dont dare comment back on my comments and tell me how it is..bunch of 18 yr old poofs..

[24chuanpl]

rossco1 your making a fool of yourself. "I aint tough I just break tough wannabes..." thats a quote from one of his videos wanker. you seem to use the words poof a lot? wanna try you? no thanks lol. any other false promises you wanna make big boy? mate, you gotta get your head straight

[antiemofool]

thanks 24 u should not mess with rosco he will kill you through your computer screen but dont try him cuz he is another internet tough guy and yeah lol he quotes the other vid Rosco u are a genuine faggot

[24chuanpl]

thanks for your input mate

appreciate it

cheers

[antiemofool]

he might exaggerate but he is by all standards A bad ass and what are your sources that say he was a methadone junkie

[BLAGASPANTS]

@rossco1 I would put my fucking bottom dollar on it you would not say that to his face.

Probably be all fucking gay and say can I grab a autograph.

[rossco1]

put you money where ur money is

when do u wanna go to collingwood so i tear down ur idol into the shit he is...

the junkie hangs around there..anyway no glory ripping into him now..he is old dieing from hep C and liver failuire ..Karma is a bitch..

I dont care who u poofs idolise in ur life thats ur bussiness..maybe lack of culture n identity increases the temptation to idolise any fag ..but to me an Australain Icon and hero is NED KELLY not this pathetic rat...

[BLAGASPANTS]

LOL@rossco1.... Hardest man ever to walk the earth.

Face facts you fat spotty fuck, you wouldn't say fuck all to him face to face.

[TomatoBasil23]

an australian icon and hero to me is howard florey...

[azzapowlza]

thats ironic considerin Ned Kelly was a criminal aswell

[alZiiHardstylez]

@rossco1 Yeah, you're an idiot, chop would fuck you over and he's half fuckin dead atmm...

[androo1994]

shut up you weak lil cunt sure chop was a bit into drugs but ned kelly was a worthless theif.FUK ALL THOSE CUNTS IN COLLINGWOOD

have a nice day:)

[deathradman]

i take it by your name your 15?, why the Fuck is a 15 year old talking like this.

[androo1994]

umm no im 19 1994 ws the year my brotther was born

[androo1994]

hey look you lil cunt you think ned kelly is a aussie idol he was a good for nothing low life theif. more to the point he wasnt even aussie ..chopper is a aussie icon he has killed over 20 of the "mr bigs" that were aorund in those days who were a shit load tougher than the lil faggots running the show now and he woudl kik the fuk out of u quit dreaming saying u could fight him he was the best street fighter in QLD and owns more than 30guns dick head

[rossco1]

and you would know ,cause youve sucked him off huh fag? I hang around cunts who have done time with this methadone rat and met him a billion time in collingwood so Iam not saying I can fight him Iam saying I can Fuck him..and dont comment on NED KELLY your dirt bag skippy cock sucker..NED KELLY is Australian asshole and more a hero than this drugoo rat junkie

[androo1994]

ok first off your full of shit coz he isnt in collingwood anymore and hasnt been for a while and if your from collingwood thats why your such a drop kick and you havent met anyone who has dont time with him they 1died in the melbourn gang land war and and the other died and chop and his mate cremated him and put his ashes in a pool.collingwood please that plase is a shit hole and i supose you think your in the carlton crew to ? those worthless cunts

[rossco1]

oi skippy boi dont tell me who i know n dont know ,yeah? n from the ppl who done time with this rat you only came up with 2 imaginary fuckheads,huh? the same applies to judging the Carlton Crew..u b wagging ur tail like the dog u r just to rub shoulders with them..

listen ,,i dont give a toss if u wanna suck chopper off ,cause clearly it seems like u need some faggot for a hero so u chosen this RAT..good for u ,now fuck off n stop replying to my mesages..

[androo1994]

look clearly you some piss weak lil bitch.the carlton crew were the lowest frm of dirt in the world total scum chopper is better than you i take it your jsut some pumped up wanna be who wishes u were a big tought man while ur dd rapes u at night you weak lil cunt

[24chuanpl]

wow i just didnt commet haha. im such a hippacrit

[antiemofool]

basically the point is this guy is one hard core motherfucker

[24848766]

top geeza chopper

[jedmacca735]

already then faggot when and where

[mrlordsnooty]

gets the point across would you wanna meet him in prison ?

[jedmacca735]

fuck up rossco1 you panzey cunt

[GoDieInAPoolOfAids]

lol tongue my nuts bitch suck my dick

[rossco1]

lest meet up and we see who the pansy is cunt

[androo1994]

shut the fuk up u weak cunt

[rossco1]

hey androo wanna suck chopper up u fag???

all u other fag lovers ..chopper is a methodone junkie at his best ..ill shit on him n the rest of you wanker wanna bes...fuck off

[GoDieInAPoolOfAids]

lol u mad?

[SuperHarry1990]

SHIT VID U FUCKEN