A Public Service Announcement About Being A Virgin.

[loveangelbliss]

he was screwing me

[Jaysnake8486]

I sure hope your cats weren't watching.

[ellebye5]

So surprising you even rant when you are getting laid. :)

[unholydeath123]

LOLOLOL

[itscalledsarcasmd00d]

I thought i was watching Cloverfield.

[thriller2rayne]

Mah Dawg! Gimme some love homey,

[dork1299]

You're having sex with the irate gamer and you got your sister to dub over his voice and she beat you to a pulp after when she got underpaid her for doing that, ya CHEAPSKATE!!!

[wheelchairpropeller]

UTF never really was good with a camera

[Ceretia]

To me, it's not so much about being hated as it is getting made fun of.

By the way, you made it look like someone was riding your dick.

[jtomally9681]

lol

[nuclearneo577]

I agree with you on this all the way.

[lLoveRebeccaBIack]

lol nice trolling :)

[Cubehead666]

Chris Bores needs to see this.

[MrPrimwhoozle]

Best. Special Effects. And Acting. Ever.

[WatchdogDisciple]

Hmm...yep my ass has officially been laughed off.

[MrMaDelirious]

DOG DAMMIT ARCH! Quit screwing my girlfriend bro.

[TotalSnivy]

Why did UTF disguise his voice at the end?

[SilvarusLupus]

This must have been very fun to film.

[Baalthazzar]

Now we finally have the other perspective from JennaMarble's "What women think during sex video". This would also explain why Jenna wasn't enjoying herself very much, I mean try to with have sex with someone who's non-stop ranting about virginity.

[Guitarkido123]

Until you show us you're  girl , I won't believe.

[Rayquaza911]

@Guitarkido123 your* :)

[TheArchfiend]

@Guitarkido123

Cool.

[TearsOfWar1]

@Guitarkido123 wrong your

[AndrewKelly01]

That was PRICELESS. Dammit Archfiend I damn near shit myself I was laughing so hard.

Bravo sir bravo

[MarkNESStarFox]

Being a virgin has one benefit; not as much STD's if any.

[LukeHolder1]

is it ok if i watch this with my gran?

[Smithjade87]

Now this is just retarded!

[TheArchfiend]

@Smithjade87

Yup. That's the point. 

[DanteForever20XX]

Guess I can't follow you on twitter. It might get me pregnant and that's a chance I'm not willing to take.

[PrincessDrawDream]

WERT

[LosAngeles822]

C'mon now.

[jomamainmyclass]

This shit is fucking weird

[anshiyokusan7]

TheArchfiend, I've been watching your video blogs for a few months now. (The first of which I watched being the one on the Penn State scandal.) I have found your arguments, of the videos I've seen, to be simultaneously sound and compelling - which is truely a breath of fresh air in this steadily fading republic inwhich we live. It's good to know there are rational people still out there, willing to question and critique the world around us.

[Cavin21]

WTF is he humping his camera? Arch seriously snap out of it lol

[PandaBaby51]

Omg, what has been seen cannot be unseen. ugh why put the rest of us through that because of a couple of immature people. blah..

[TarenReyem]

Really Arch?  This just makes you look like an insecure little kid. You're better than this, man.

[NunexxShadowZ]

This was so funny!

[jclarke90]

Remain strong, Push Yourself Through it , Its a Bumpy Ride , But in the end You'll "Come Out " On Top !! ^_^

[PrinzAviator]

Just so you know, I was jacking off to this video.

[TheArchfiend]

@PrinzAviator

It happens.

[marocwwe]

@TheArchfiend one question were you really fucking a girl

[TheArchfiend]

@marocwwe

Yes.

[marocwwe]

@TheArchfiend okay awesome bro :P

[ShotGunAnd]

Let me guess... She's a blonde.

[Yambii]

I don't disagree with what you said, but I do disagree with your body language. The way you made this video comes off to me like it does bother you when Shane Dawson fanboys call you a fag or homo. I believe you could have made this video a different way. The part where your girlfriend said "do I have to wear the ijustine wig?" was pretty funny though.

[tianang77]

@Yambii It was an effing joke. I doubt that he is a vergin. I think he was just making fun of the people calling him a virgin. Pretty sure he was acting.

[TheCrististar]

-hires hooker

-pay's her to film him

-???

-want's to make people belive he has a girlfriend?!

-profit??

-retarded insecure poser?

[TheArchfiend]

@TheCrististar

U mad bro?

[pattimus]

I didn't realize Archfiend was a pretty decent actor :)

Well done, dude (and you should be....)

[johnph96]

The fuck did i just watch?

[rocknrollguru23]

When people attack another person because of their virginity, you typically find that this is the last resort of someone with little to no education, or of only moderate intelligence. For some reason they want you to be impressed that they've satisfied a basic biological desire.

[PedroBenolielBonito]

I thought he was actually going to show us the chick at the end.

Proof or it never happened.

[TheArchfiend]

@PedroBenolielBonito

Yeah because me showing a girl would be stone cold proof and people like would just say "well.... it's not really his girlfriend". So what would be the point in showing her?

[PedroBenolielBonito]

@TheArchfiend Well, people are gonna talk anyway, so that would give you some brownie points at least...

(BTW it was a joke :) )

[Noyjeetut]

Nice twist ending.

[Parahodv2]

I felt very uncomfortable during the times you almost climaxed.

[loveangelbliss]

It was fun being on top of you the whole time mmm

[SSJXavARR]

hahahahaha and the end is just epic!!!

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Archfiend has the biggest cock in the world.

[TallicLizzy]

I'm sure that's UTF on top. 

[tickeymickey360]

WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!

[soldierkiller29]

do a video on the marines pissing on the dead taliban dudes.

[thesparta1812]

Stay sta..strong ROFL

[jas68maro]

Either Arch is a really good actor or hes actually boning a chick in this video. or maybe just a handy?

[TheArchfiend]

@jas68maro

Or it's all magic.

[YourComputerExpert]

@TheArchfiend You bound a camera on your knee and shaked it infront of your head...

[SpontaneousPudding]

This is depressing, some people need to grab some basic intelligence and get the joke.

There was no woman

it was a monkey jumping up and down on his stomach with the camera.

[TheArchfiend]

@SpontaneousPudding

Correct.

[CrazyMikeComics]

@SpontaneousPudding on his back* :u

[kylestewarttv]

@dastupidtvshow YOU CALL THAT PWNAGE? that was so weak I nearly shit my brain and it cried itself to death. Then I woke it up just so I can let you know how pathetic it was.

[AppleSkulls]

Who had done the camera motion for you?

[SpiritWalker14]

@JozefKPilsudski

[VsxFedora]

It's just a joke, chill out everybody.

[jeffw2294]

POV? Niiiiice XD

[potcheese1]

i am 13 and think this is funny

[IFightPriests]

lol just chill out people. I'm a virgin too and i lol'd at this vid. Well, I'm 16 so i should be anyways lol

[Megatronlives101]

This was such a huge slap in the face to your virgin fans likke me. Then again i'm fifteen so I guess i'm supposed to.

[Megatronlives101]

@Megatronlives101 *like

[MrMike0113]

Dat thumbnail.

[rockjockcanada]

I don't get it. If you're banging "iJustine", shouldn't she be in a much more humiliating position?

[SpiritWalker14]

This was the most entertaining work of art I have ever laid my eyes on.

[3afterPM]

Will your twitter possibly make me pregnant if I'm a man?

[TheArchfiend]

@3afterPM

Yes.

[Randomman5634]

At my high school, if you're not a virgin, you're a loser. IN HIGHSCHOOL. This even happened in middle school. WTF.

[JozefKPilsudski]

@MrKou187 *you're

[greendaythebeatles]

@MrKou187 *you're

[TheZPCI]

If I never see this again in my life it would have been too soon. This video has reached a level of awkward that I did not even think possible, coupled with the realization that Arch's real girlfriend is in the video, making this something that has officially mindraped me. Guess you just got some twice, Archfiend...now if you excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower.

[Dollerey]

Obviously he's not humping ... Listen to him cringing his voice ;)

[rewindaminute]

I don't get it. The best way to show that you don't care about being called a virgin or gay would probably have been by not commenting on it. Many people on Youtube have GFs or BFs, but you're the only one I've seen who had to go out of his way to try to "prove" it like this. Someone who is truly satisfied with their love life wouldn't have to do this and wouldn't care what people said. You sound so immature to insult your commenters by saying "I'm getting and you're not" too. Come on, man.

[TheArchfiend]

@rewindaminute

You're looking into this way too deeply. This was no more than innocent fun wrapped up in a serious message.

I'm more than satisfied in my love life. This is just a twist that makes things more interesting. On top of that the far majority of people here are enjoying it so I fail to see where this went wrong exactly.

[rewindaminute]

@TheArchfiend I'm glad you commented back because I like you and your videos. If it's just a joke then I really can't complain.

[TotalSnivy]

@rewindaminute It's a fucking joke, you're taking it way too seriously.

[FrankFTW198]

@rewindaminute

Of course we can't know for sure if he's gotten laid before but this is the lowest I have ever seen him.

[SomeGroceries]

@FrankFTW198

This video is quite pointless, when you get right down to it. Trust me, I like most of Archfiend's videos. But this video doesn't actually prove anything.

I doubt any of his fans would even care if he was a virgin, so proving otherwise doesn't do a whole lot for his fanbase.

As far as the trolls go,(ignoring the fact some people will say the video is fake), Arch is kind of letting them win.

Oh well. It doesn't really matter. I'll still watch his videos.

[4gn3]

she,s prob fat and ugly

[TheArchfiend]

@4gn3

Probably. 

[ShadowBasker]

gineriella is the girl in teh video. Thats why she liked this video

[redakdal]

was she really humping you, or did you just get her to make up a voice clip?, not trying to sound insulting, I just wanted to know, because I didn't see a shadow of her, unless you rigged the camera in some way to do that

[TheArchfiend]

@redakdal

The world may never know.

[prettymarysunlight]

..........Lol

[Yambii]

Hey Arch, don't take this the wrong way dude but this vid was kinda lame.

[TheArchfiend]

@Yambii

Nope. It did EXACTLY what it was designed to do.

[69rudedude69]

@TheArchfiend what exactly was it designed to do?

[AmusingYeti]

ARCH DONTZ HAVEZIES GF. THATS HIS MUM LOLZROFLCOPTERBBQSAUCE.

[Arceusvids]

dat facial expression

[WilliamTheViking]

OHMAGAD DAT R SO OVIUSLY NOT A REEL GERL U FAIK MADDAAFAKAR

[ninetalescommander]

@MrKou187

You're an asshole ;)

[TheArchfiend]

@MrKou187

*You're

Like in, "you're mad".

Why so mad, bro? Why so MAD?!

[CammehYaBams]

FAIK! THATZ NOTTA REEL GIRLFREND VOYCE

[TheArchfiend]

@CammehYaBams

D:

[rodrigopacheco12]

What do you acomplish with this?...

[R00TZSP]

Seems legit.

[sourmilkandcereal]

i always assume that you're not a virgin but ok

[smasharts]

well that was awkward

[SmAcKaCrAcKa21]

@TheArchfiend and you say im the one who's mad. don't worry archfiend, i believe you. btw sending me that message twice did not make your rambling double in clarity. however, it is becoming clear as to why you don't want to show her face on camera. kinda makes me wonder what it is you don't want us to see.

[Malet89]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21 maybe you shouldn't be getting to worked up over his relationship status and start focusing a little more on yours because you're coming across as a little bitter

[seattle0sound]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21 Wow, classic troll manoeuvre here - "I cant see it and have no proof so it doesnt exist!!!". Tell us, please, why he is obligated to prove anything to you? I have a girlfriend but Im not going to make a video of myself and her just to prove to some butthurt kids on the internet that I do and that she exists. Ya know why? I dont have to. Simple.

[EdenPhantasm]

I'm cool with this.

[PunkR4wk3r]

Even though this was a serious PSA, why do I feel this overwhelming urge to remove my panties? O_o I can't wrap my brain around it...

[The98Funnyman]

This is by far and without a shadow of a doubt the best video you've done so far arch. Favorited.

[FamaProductionz]

I felt weird watching this video...

[D1D1P]

epic lulz

[TheJs1991]

i hate you mr archfiend please get off youtube

[TheSlothStyle]

Well... This video happened.

[GameArmada]

I agree with this video while not being a virgin. Honestly, wish I still was.

[Gandindorf]

Americans make such a big deal about the virgin thing. :P

[watchdogcentral]

archfiend you are the man.



[bojanks15]

this video left me confused and date rapey

[youguysarefaget]

Yay now i can go announce to the world that i am a virgin! :D

[anotherrandomnobody]

Interesting style of video. Well spoken.

(I feel like my youtube virginity just got robbed)

[mwmwmwmwmmdw]

id love to know how you did the camera thingy

anyway was the sex with your right hand good?

[TheArchfiend]

@mwmwmwmwmmdw

My right hand must have a very feminine voice. Try finishing the video before leaving a comment next time.

[SmAcKaCrAcKa21]

im pretty sure this is the closest he's ever gotten

[TheArchfiend]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21

I'm pretty sure you're mad that I'm getting and you're not.

[SmAcKaCrAcKa21]

@TheArchfiend 30 is a little too old to be having imaginary friends archfiend.

[TheArchfiend]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21

I guess the female voice in this video was imaginary too, huh?

Stay mad, bro. Stay mad.

[SmAcKaCrAcKa21]

@TheArchfiend "she" hasn't ever been shown in one of your videos bro. i wonder why.

[MooneySquared]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21 Joined: Janurary 7th. So, where's your other hate channels?

[SmAcKaCrAcKa21]

@MooneySquared this is my first account

[MooneySquared]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21 Right, and you immediately came to this channel to hate on the archfiend. Lemme guess, a friend told you about this channel, right?

[TheArchfiend]

@MooneySquared

PWND!

[TheArchfiend]

@SmAcKaCrAcKa21

"She" has NOTHING to do with my videos but has asked to be in some of my videos. Even if she did appear on camera an idiot like you would make an excuse to say she's not my girlfriend so why bother?

She proposed this video after seeing comments from idiots like you that can't handle the fact that I have a girl and you probably never will.

I'll leave you to stew in your anger. She's laughing her ass off at idiots like you that just can't handle reality.

[Inverseze]

Great entertainment, laughing felt good.

[ninetalescommander]

Being a virgin is not a big deal so yes, I agree with you.

Also, love the way this was presented, lol.

[Wasserrauschen]

Well played, sir, well played.

[NorwegianCommie]

iJustine wig? Well, atleast its better than a Shane Dawson wig...

[ShadyRealRap96]

@NorwegianCommie -.-'

[Muscle4LifeX]

Have you already forgot about the guy jerking off intro? That video got flagged and I´m sure this one will too. I thought this was funny though, and good job there mayn xD

[TheArchfiend]

@Muscle4LifeX

I'm surprised this hasn't been age restricted yet to be honest. 

[Muscle4LifeX]

@TheArchfiend Maybe youtube got off by this since iJustine´s name was brought up. Everything with iJustine in it and youtube will automatically love it haha.

[Muscle4LifeX]

I wonder how long it takes before this video gets age restricted. Funny shit though Archfiend, and keep it "UP" xD

[Muscle4LifeX]

I wonder how long it takes before this video gets age restricted. Funny shit though Archfiend, and keep it "UP" xD

[seamuscoffey]

0:00 An instant replay button for Archfiend POV pron.

[schleimgurke123]

Oh Archie~

[neglectoid]

i hate POV porn.

[Bllackguard666]

LOL, funny but good words, man. Stand for what you believe in.

[noopa05]

He didn't cum because he didn't cry...

[syketo]

This was uploaded on my birthday

[videogamenostalgia]

Best intro ever.

[seattle0sound]

Huh, so Arch is apparently a virgin. Not sure if true or not but whatever, not a single fuck will be given on this day.

[TotalSnivy]

This is bound to get age restricted lol.