Chatty Man | Stiff Drink | Channel 4

[coltsuperocean10]

lucky chancer!! No talent cunt!

[MrHaltwhistle]

She is scum of the earth, simon made her and then she speaks shit about him?

[coolioadorable]

@MrHaltwhistle simon did not make her she was in a band for years had loads of number 1's and became famous withot simon

[desu713]

@MrHaltwhistle How did simon make her at all? She was well famous before X factor- been living under a rock eh?

[LeahJacksonx]

@MrHaltwhistle She was in Girls Aloud from a really early age? He didn't just go and pick some random girl with no experience and put her on X Factor? Learn some simple facts before you start slagging people off.

[GeorginaAsh97]

@MrHaltwhistle how is she scum? your just jelouse of her talent and success! she was joking about simon they are good friends so get your facts right!

[Funkyshopaholic]

@MrHaltwhistle lolz first of all simon didnt 'make her', she went on popstars the rivals and was part of one of the biggest girl bands ever, thats why she got the job on x factor, simon didnt just put her on because he liked her you know, she actually has talent and is a great judge! just because of one thing she did your calling her scum, she doesnt deserve that and she was joking lmao can you not take a joke?

[KSG618]

you can imagine my area. its rearing

[Omniscientmonkey]

He's a stupid biatch :)

[sickochallis11]

geordie cunt

[JaguarPawww]

@sickochallis11 your right, she does have a geordie cunt, and i would fuck it !

[jessicadouglassss]

@sickochallis11 nothing wrong with Geordies!!

[Mohrkai]

@jessicadouglassss

is there not?

[jessicadouglassss]

@Mohrkai nor theirs not!

[osker450]

@sickochallis11 im not a Geordie before you say but how jealous are you faggot

[sickochallis11]

@osker450 i am a geordie... she is a cunt. i added the 'geordie' to it as i thought it gave the insult a bit of an edge. i am not jealous of her as she is a female and i'd hate to be a bird, I'm not jealous of her talent as she has none, her looks? i reckon i could pull her she looks easy as fuck, however i would not mind her money... now fuck off.

[osker450]

@sickochallis11 was gonna say fair does till the fuck off part but ya know what go play with a frizz bee with razor blades on you scummy twat

[sickochallis11]

@osker450 i'll be honest when i saw you'd replied i expected more... disappointed.

[osker450]

@sickochallis11 in it a shame then would not waste me time on some internet warrior 

[MyRealDad]

god ashley cole is a moron!

[SuperQida]

She's great...

[McBrideKirsty]

I love Cheryl. this full interview was great :)

[florencelovme]

Love her, but she fell flat on her face on this! lol!

[Mohrkai]

@florencelovme

I think she was probably feeling uncomfortable just sitting next to a pansy.

[florencelovme]

@Mohrkai Im talking about the "stiff" comment that she did. alan is a great guy, why are you being homophobic?

[Mohrkai]

@florencelovme

do you even know what a pansy is?

[Mohrkai]

@florencelovme

....didn't think so. oh look more cheryl cole vids see ya!

[maisymair]

aw Cheryl haha

[QueerSwede1]

Adore Alan hahahaha

[BrandonWilki]

Isn't she cute man! Look at her! xD

[DesiredSunshine]

is her nose blocked?... she sounds like she has a cold... but i still love her lol

[BrandonWilki]

@DesiredSunshine Yeah, I think she has, you could tell when she was singing to! She's still amazing :D

[osafo95]

ah man id fuck her so damn hard.

[3424lauren]

'you don't wanna know the image i got in my head CHERYL'

[faz7860]

CHERYL CAN HAVE MY STIFF 1 ANY DAY 

[Kelbert88]

I see the word stiff and Cheryl Cole's in the video. Do I even need to comment on what I'm thinking right now?

[ftlptba]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA THE SOUND ALAN MAKES WHEN HE NEARLY FELL FROM THE CHAIR!PRICELESS!!

[CheskaOfficial]

this.

[babyboosabz]

she pulls really cute faces

[TheDiariesOfVampires]

this is one of the funniest chatty man moments ever!

[creativa15]

she is soo beautiful

[animalamy98]

CLASSIC!

[Follovvth3dream]

0:48 LMFAO

[Zed1967]

Whenever I'm down in the dumps I can just indulge in Chatty Man clips for an hour or two and the world feels a brighter place. :)

[giani108]

Press 9 LOL

[arezeeisme]

Thank god for youtube...otherwise I'd be stuck watching what passes for entertainment on American television....just another reason I'm a confirmed Anglophile...

[beckytweedyx]

Oh cheryl <3

[princessgold1997]

I remmeber the first time i saw this. i found it sooo funny!

[hannah34xlove]

LOL at alan nearly falling off the chair

[purplekid777]

i'd give her a stiff to drink ;D

[dopedealer12]

fuk her brain out bruv inti fumbs up if u fink so 2

[HPislegend248]

Its so sad to see hoe it all ended in tears, isn't it? Why they fired her is beyond me.

[DSDesignsHD]

time to clean my keyboard

[rizwanmahmud93]

@DSDesignsHD why what happened?

[fromfrom81]

I'd eat her shit.

Not in a sexual way,.... I just like shit.!

[lallybearx]

Love to see Cheryl and Alan drunk together, that would be funny as. This still gets me!

[PartyGirlDNM]

she doesnt have to imagine Simon's area...she sees it every night

[AzerJFox]

Simon Cowell has bummed her everywhere!!!

[Toadsanime]

She probably enjoyed this interview more than any she's ever had, I imagine.

[Jem6664]

Omg the noise Alan makes when he nearly falls of his chair! Priceless. x

[bhffa]

LOL AWWW CHERYL I ACTULLY LOVE U LOL <3

[BeccaKatyCat]

i cant even imagine simon's ..eh..thi....Area!

[MsKatieboo97]

lol, she's funny despite me not likeing her very much



[MMegan28]

''whe it's not so good he doesn't wanna know about it'' it's funny hiw that comment has turned back around on her...

[DirrtyFighterr]

omg and her face when she realises how the rest takes her comment XD

[MrAloo14]

fucking love her

[MrPeeKaBooMx]

Dam I'd Fuck Cheryl Cole.

[heygal24]

0:49 :)

[BoogieKnight1976]

Alan Carr - Botty Man

[ClawlessReaver]

"hahaha WOOooOo" Oh Alan :L

[R7oX3n]

LMFAO.

[Cmazzbailey]

Hoorrrrrrrr =OOO i didn't know she could be like this!

[Eventerrr]

I love her :D Shes so funny :) ahhhh love her!!!!!

xxxxx

[amycagexox]

HAHA. I love the shocked faces she pulls!x

[AshlieJMurphy]

Hahah Alan's little "wooooo" at the end!:)

[TicTakTizzler1999]

lol wen he nearly tips the chair ovr

luv diz

xxx

[alottatroubs]

cheryl and alan are absolutey hilarious together!

[ryezz1993]

how can people say she isn't lovely? silly people!

[and551]

her accent should be described as cat with hairball and throat cancer

[8LadyPunk8]

@and551 Im a Geordie r u sayin im a cat with a hairball and throat cancer

[emmadilemmasings]

@and551 Wow, way to insult an entire region of England.

[CharCharBeautified]

LMAO what a unfortunate time to say ''a stiff one''!

[samfromthorne]

"OOOoo" lol I love Alan Carr!

He just tweeted me for my birthday :D

[corwenisthebest]

bumm<3



[onetwothree532]

Hahahahahahaha, brilliant.

[rossco6789]

she's sooo fucking gorgeous !!!

[Rockzalo12]

i just jizzed laughter

[SuperMissy201]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah i wet myself this is too funny lol

[RnGDubbz]

she is so hot!!!

[MINIJOE265]

omfg i think i just jizzed in my pants

[pizza3330]

cheryl cole is fit

[raminsamim]

whats wrong with a drink??

[Hitmanfan91]

Why do arguements start on every youtube video? Of course she didn't mean to say it, but she obviously knew what it implied after she said it. Shes awesome nonetheless.

[1992VoodooChild]

she said that on purpose

[kwlkookie06]

Lmao @ when he almost fell of his chair, Alans laugh is so infectious.

[andymacceltic]

dirty bitch

[chloemorgan22]

@andymacceltic do you even know what a stiff drink means ?

[andymacceltic]

@chloemorgan22 Yes I do, and Cheryl obviously knows what a stiff penis means, she's seen plenty of them. She knows what she was saying.

[chloemorgan22]

@andymacceltic thats fucking disgusting it means a strong drink nothing else

[cmflight180]

i need a drink - a stiff one!!! LMAO :D

alan carr is th funniest man on tv!!! :D

[MBGamingLegends]

i have more talent in my left testicle

[tigerfedor1]

alan carr is the gayest man in the world lol

[tuuneess]

if it wasnt for simon cowell and xfactor.

she wouldnt be half as successfull as she is now

havin her head up simon cowell ass isbest thing she has done to boost her career

[Moggers1990]

@tuuneess She's in or was in (no idea if they've split) THE most successful girl band in the world. Trying to put her down by saying that is pretty pointless.

[tuuneess]

@Moggers1990 not sayin she wasnt successfull, im sayin she wouldnt be as successull as she is now if it wasnt for simon cowell and xfactor. i havent heard anything of girls aloud in ages, if wasnt for simon she would probs be like the other girls from girls aloud, sittin at home

[BailandoVoy]

@tuuneess She's successful in Europe without the X Factor, no one watch The X Factor outside the UK so this stupid argument is getting old quickly.

[MissEllenMarie1]

i need a drink . . . a stiff one  *face palm*

[JamesredMr]

cheryle licks simons ass cause her career is shit her singin is terrible

[123stessie]

Cheryl and Alan = my heaven♥

[RoadWarrior2006]

Simon Cowell is a fat money grabbing nasty talentless cunt. Cheryl looks very nice but has little more talent than a paperweight.

[turkurdurrrg]

@RoadWarrior2006 her talent is being fucking hot

[packoftwenty]

Who the hell is the idiot 'presenter'? Is he paid to be 'mega camp' or something?

[TheCheckpoint2010]

AHAHAHAHAH!!

[mdavid504]

Sometimes she really annoys cuz i think shes attention seeking,but watching this interview she seems really nice :) not a fake as i thought she was :)

[willywoo95]

I hate people like alan carr.

[94Petal]

haha im weak

[shaziib786]

lmfao dat wasz funni!!! haha

[EllysaE]

fug hands

[AndyAshton251]

i would happily let her sit on my face :)

[ftlptba]

@AndyAshton251 what exactly this means? a girl the other day told a friend of mine that she would happily sit on my face? and i was like wtf?? im not from uk and still im not fluent

[sharapova4eva]

LMAO I nearly died when she said that haha. It was so funny cos throughout the whole interview when Alan kept saying rude things she was like in shock and then she goes and says that lol. And what makes it funnier is Alan's laugh and then when he was laughing so much and nearly fell off his chair LOL! Love Alan and Cheryl. <3

[mansurajan]

forget simon's pants, i wanna see cheryls ^_-

[SuperJos3ph]

lol it was pre rehearsed don't take it too seriously =D

[missgirlsaloud09]

She Walked Straight into that one !

[TheUnofficialTruth]

She dated a black man to further her career in R&B music.

[SuperMissy201]

@TheUnofficialTruth

i disagree

[xRia94]

i would love to have alan carr as a best friend.

[boligrapho]

@auzzieman04

i dont like how she thinks she better then the rest of her group but shes sexy as fuck

[ITomahawkIS]

she should make a porno!!!

[sunny3394]

@ITomahawkIS shut the fuck up whanker

[ITomahawkIS]

@sunny3394 no............. what yea gona do

[imnotstpid]

@ITomahawkIS haha 69 thumbs up =]

[Shmyea]

@ITomahawkIS I feel like defending my lady's honour and cussin you bad. Yet at the same time a Cheryl Cole porno would probably be the greatest thing since bacon.

As long as it was with other women... Otherwise I'd have to murder the male actor.

[TheMegahVideoz]

@ITomahawkIS shes prob gonna need boob job lol

[katysweet13]

@ITomahawkIS No

[ARA90051]

@ITomahawkIS cheap porno

[TheBassHeavy]

@ITomahawkIS I'd help out.... for free.

[SlapTheRain]

@ITomahawkIS ill take that role

[ITomahawkIS]

@ITomahawkIS ok 253 likes guys w00w if we get 300 she has to make one then!

[Kingpin0072001uk]

is this guy a pillow biter or something?

He makes me cringe either way

[8dovley8]

i want to smash your back doors in

[123456789118]

shes got sexy shoes

[darrelofsheff]

Gotta say, ive really gone of cheryl lately.. i know im not the only one either. Shes deffo lost her 'nation's sweetheart' label now, for me anyways.

BUT, i just love Alan! He's Halairious! I could watch him all day... id love him as a best friend actually lol. <3

[09hysteria]

i cant stand this bitch.She is so far up her own ass.

[rimboruler]

listen to alan carrs almost fall scream lol

0:49

[rimboruler]

listen to alan carrs almost fall scream lol

0;49

[tomspendiff]

amazing :P

[PandoraChun]

THAT WAS MINT.

[icecool1065]

Cheryl is such a self hating racist. You can tell she has white guilt.

Such a moronic thug of a degenerate.

White power.

[ellzyrox]

i cannot actually stand her.

[zabique]

@ellzyrox U are not the only one ;)

[Narutofan9663]

Shes beautiful, too bad im too good for her lol

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

LOL The ends bit. haha Alan Carr has such a funny laugh

[proudcherylsolider]

i do love cheryl cole <3

my idol +inspiration; she makes me laugh.

SO MUCH <33

[XxLaura09xX]

@proudcherylsolider couldn't agree more:o

[BubblesTheVampire]

ahahahaa!

[jordanlythgoe1303]

i would :P

[KnickKnacks234]

Hahaa ;D So Funny. x

[regulatorzone]

lol you English cats talk so funny...would you like some tea with that? oo so fancy loloolol

[qISnowmanIp]

@regulatorzone fat cunt ombot

[NoGoodNamesLeft18]

@regulatorzone U CUNT

[regulatorzone]

@NoGoodNamesLeft18

U FUCKING SOD

[77sogreat]

@regulatorzone Lol, English people don't just piss about drinking tea!

We all have different accents, yknow. We're not all posh.

[vhairix3]

@regulatorzone i know i'd rather talk 'funny' than have a stomach the size of 5 english red double decker buses, PIP PIP, CHEERIO, JOLLY GOOD, GOOD DAY OLD CHAP.

[rosiesmellsofurine]

@regulatorzone would you like fries with that ? who the fuck am i kidding of corse you do with about another 20 big macs with your supersized bigmac meal

[XTheSaturdaysLoverX]

She got so embarrassed love her :L <3

[XTheSaturdaysLoverX]

Aww Cheryl :P Gotta love her :L<3

[snipermurphy]

Just took a boner.

[MitchellTaylorSmith]

HAHAHA he is sooo hilarious!