i enjoyed his show in anchorage alaska. i'm the crazy nut in the audience that yelled "amen!" randomly a couple of times lol. i enjoyed every minute there!
How come women are so 'touchy'? This bird was telling me how painful childbirth can be, and I was merely expressing my opinion that it couldn't compare to the pain I experienced the day I caught my moustache in an electric toothbrush …… I awoke four hours later in A&E ……I'm telling you……TOUCHY !
I'm now worrying now, I say these to my GF all the time and she hasn't got rid of me yet :) well not the wedding video thing but maybe the holiday we had together :)
that is my favorite song that you made i am your biggest fan in the world and i want you to check out my videos just type in steve202100 please comment i watch you videos all the time.
Too much!! Of course, he didn't mean an actual knife, did he? If a wife has a tongue like a knife, yes...I can see how she could kill with her words after hearing his wonderful declarations of love.
i told one of my best guy friends that he needs to look this up. he JUST got married.....and he called me up laughing so hard i swear he must have cried. said i told him to look it up to late.....cause he alreaady bought his wife a treadmill for their 4yr annniversary of dating.....and he tells her to make dinner while he watches football.....omg. i talked to his wife.....she says "im amazied i personally didnt think of stabbing him wi a knife!!" but she was kidding. they love each other <3
i like it, but im a girl and i wouldnt mind if a man like a boy friend or husband said that mt cooking wasnt great, but the rest is hilarious, i agree, if when im married, my husband does that stuff, ill kill him wit a knife(joke,maybe)
If your a man who dosen't want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you don't say to your wife.... or girlfriend.... or friend that's a girl... or anyone!
@Cassiegurl98 its a remix of Good Riddance by Green Day
americanidoit225 3 days ago
best. solo. EVER!
iluvanimalz00 4 days ago
so what's the original song that he is covering??
Cassiegurl98 5 days ago
@Cassiegurl98 watch?v=1PK2R0IwCiY
smellnasses 4 days ago
I think this is awesome. Thanks Tim!
WooWhit 6 days ago
Good advise!
FamilyDiFranco 1 week ago
Good advise!
FamilyDiFranco 1 week ago
solo "plink" ok.....THUMBS UP IF U LUV HIM!!!
sillylion19 1 week ago
LOL "go make dinner while i watch this fishing shoooowwwww i taped it oger our old wedding videooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"
superdestinysworld 1 week ago
Awesome song Tim!
Bulldogzism 2 weeks ago
@shadowfootthewarrior yes the green day song is "Good Riddance (Time of your Life)"
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1:18 SOLO ~^~ ok...
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skarfskipper 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
OMG!! LMFAO! Can't wait to sing this with my band!!!!! :D :D :D
PixieDust174 1 month ago
Solo....Twang....OK!
EmmGeeDee 1 month ago 5
What is the first thing you don't say to your wife? :) I'm not from english-speaking country...
MrWimpovic 1 month ago
@MrWimpovic Hey honey, have you gained some weight in your rear end?
beckyelsie 3 weeks ago
@beckyelsie Thanks! :))
MrWimpovic 3 weeks ago
This is to the tune of a Greenday song, isn't it? Or vise versa? I would be the knife-wielding wife. That's me!
ShadowfootTheWarrior 1 month ago
XD I LOVE THIS!!!!! "If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife" xD
TheDoctorWhoFan01 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I love it!
BarbwireChains 1 month ago
i am SOOOOO gonna do this for the talent show XD good job tim
rich13211 2 months ago in playlist my favorite music
he did the choreography himself
nice job, hawkins! God bless =)
Mathaholic11 2 months ago
Someone please tell me what special was this
Lanternfan619 2 months ago
@Lanternfan619 Full Range Of Motion - Tim Hawkins. Some awesome dude uploaded it in multiple parts. The first one is at /watch?v=g2rznrxeHEI
Hope this blesses you :D
Hugs & Cookies,
Princess
4everYGOTAS 2 months ago
:D:D:D:D:D
effunzikk 3 months ago
Is this like a family friendly version of Stephen Lynch?
reinuvarez 3 months ago
Anyone have the tabs for that solo?
Greenie369 3 months ago
The Real Wife Song- "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN" the end
VictorVonFox 3 months ago
LOL
skilletrocks121 3 months ago
25 people actually said these things to their wives or are angry women.
gameboy152 3 months ago
Hey honey have u gained some weight in your rear end?!??? LOL
AllEmilysRock 3 months ago
ten bucks says that all those dislikes are wives :)
bigtimerushpenguin 3 months ago 2
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@bigtimerushpenguin id bet they are husbands who didnt see this til it was too late........
mhougestol 3 months ago
its called things u dont say to your wife
444redwing 3 months ago
If you're a man who...done that! THE BEST EVER!!!
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These are the things u dont say to ur wiiiiife. XD great tips for the future for me.
501gameplayer 4 months ago
Haha so funny
noah8498 4 months ago
To your wiii?
kbjwilliams 4 months ago
SOLO! plunk OK...
Guywholovesbakon 4 months ago 5
These are the things you dont say to your wife!
Guywholovesbakon 4 months ago 4
i sang this to my mom and she nearly killed me XD.....ahh your the best! :3
yesiamagirlsoshutit 5 months ago 20
I've been trying to learn that solo forever... *sigh*
Rockinrollchika 5 months ago 8
FTW!!!!!! that was the best!!! i never thought you could tranform good riddance into things you dont say to your wife..
bcuzofonna 5 months ago
That is fricken halarious XD
10Leiann 5 months ago 4
I'm a green day fan and a tim fan. But green day is better
geek4901 5 months ago
so awsome ilove you tim hawkins your so funny what if you sang that in a chicken suit
MrJbooker11 5 months ago
epic mix of green day :3
BigCrashStudios 5 months ago 2
"Solo: PLOINK! Okaaay..." fnehehe
instructor44059 6 months ago 3
i enjoyed his show in anchorage alaska. i'm the crazy nut in the audience that yelled "amen!" randomly a couple of times lol. i enjoyed every minute there!
ZomboneNecros 6 months ago
Can i get this song on itunes?
crusifixzxy 6 months ago 4
@ColdcaseJediLeia
Sorry I misspelled your name before……will
you and your knife sharpening sister forgive me ? Or do I have to go into some sort of Protection Program ?
mjcos1 6 months ago
How come women are so 'touchy'? This bird was telling me how painful childbirth can be, and I was merely expressing my opinion that it couldn't compare to the pain I experienced the day I caught my moustache in an electric toothbrush …… I awoke four hours later in A&E ……I'm telling you……TOUCHY !
mjcos1 6 months ago
@Coldcasejedileia
Jings Mrs ! I wouldn't like to kick my ball into your garden !!!
mjcos1 6 months ago
Every man needs to see that. Or else, they WILL get killed by a knife. Or any other weapon the wife could find. Never gets old with me and my sister.
ColdcaseJediLeia 6 months ago
This never gets old!
jordy365247 7 months ago 4
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show, I taped it over our wedding video
DodaCore 7 months ago
he could sing about grass for 3 hours and it would be awesome
TheCHEESEHEAD3 7 months ago 64
@TheCHEESEHEAD3 if i could smoke grass for 3 hours it would be awesome
VictorVonFox 3 months ago
LOL!
HistoryGeek4U 7 months ago
12th of a dime music??
TheLifeSource 7 months ago
23 people got a tredmill for their aniversury
theofficalskilletfan 7 months ago 4
Very funny- thanks for sharing! Ron
rwells47 8 months ago
HAHAHA funny guy
ngusale1 8 months ago
Oh my gosh! This is funny!
DeLovelyRedRoses 8 months ago
SOLO! (twang) O-kay...
Balmung32 8 months ago 5
U can tell he wanted to laugh but can u blame him ?!
CynthiaBforever 8 months ago
Anyone know the tabs for the solo? lol
conradhitch 9 months ago
@conradhitch 2 and 3rd sting 15 and 15 on both stings at the same time lmao
ikillyourmomma 8 months ago
@ikillyourmomma hahaha ;D
conradhitch 7 months ago
This is greatness!!!
I actually saw him just the other day when he came... Nearly fell in the floor laughin!!!
myGodsgirl15 9 months ago
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH i bot you a tredmill
sparkle10110 9 months ago
Funny, he is coming next weekend to MI but i can't go b/c i'm working. :( He is funny
LittleMak1 9 months ago
Anyone got the tabs to that solo? Haha love this song
WoWguitar420 9 months ago
I'm now worrying now, I say these to my GF all the time and she hasn't got rid of me yet :) well not the wedding video thing but maybe the holiday we had together :)
JollyghostPoop 9 months ago
Makes me laugh so hard I pee my depends
geocaw58 9 months ago
If my husband planned a hunting trip on my birthday I'd be happy! I'd want to go. wow im a redneck......
MekaylaLevesque 10 months ago 4
omg 20 men actually said that to there wives lol
superman320 10 months ago 4
THIS IS FANTASTIC. Tim Hawkins, you're hilarious!!!
kkkkristen100 10 months ago
i feel sorry for whoever said this to their wife :P
ilwoveme102 10 months ago
solo!
ArrowEffelle 10 months ago
i cant stop watching this ahahaha
dorkzilla9 10 months ago
i love this song!! its so funny!! its first thing i ever heard Tim Hawkins do and now i'm hooked :) Tim Hawkins is awesome!! :)
19marionberry90 10 months ago
the greatest solo ever solo bling okayy
shellysabin123 10 months ago
u rocked :)
hollywoodundeadfan61 10 months ago
what was the name of the original song?
g4m3rguy2011 11 months ago
@g4m3rguy2011 good riddance (time of your life) by green day
GleeTwilightGurl 10 months ago
lol this video is hilarious! (:
amberbentley16 11 months ago
becareful remeber
footballfanforever12 11 months ago
Happy Aniversury I Bot u a Tredmill xD
PsyKroMusic 11 months ago 90
Please send me the tabs for the solo, I can´t figure out how to play it xD
MrExodus91 11 months ago 4
Got to love the solo part.
Mcdnldmchl 11 months ago
its funny cause the superbowl's tomorrow, lol
MrStarWarsNerd1 11 months ago
great cover of a great song :D
punkguitar14 11 months ago
that is my favorite song that you made i am your biggest fan in the world and i want you to check out my videos just type in steve202100 please comment i watch you videos all the time.
steve202100 1 year ago
wow nice solo
emokid0323 1 year ago
the soslo on this is awesome
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40thegardener2 1 year ago
Too much!! Of course, he didn't mean an actual knife, did he? If a wife has a tongue like a knife, yes...I can see how she could kill with her words after hearing his wonderful declarations of love.
shalimarsgirl 1 year ago
@shalimarsgirl It's a joke. Yes he meant an actual knife but the entire song was a joke. I really hope you knew that
chris978820 1 year ago
Haha, he looks horribly unhappy...But I'm pretty sure that's just his comedic style...It's very entertaining...:)...
SlasherLink119 1 year ago
Haha I Love This Song!!! That Solo Is THE BOMB!! lol
mhguatemala 1 year ago
@mhguatemala I sense some 90's culture in your comment. Thumbs up for that.
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xxDarkxRockerxx 1 year ago
LMFAO
BricelaBMJ 1 year ago
"If youre a man who does not want to get killed with a knife" ... lmfao
Bradass92 1 year ago 5
lol
Sushimaniac96 1 year ago
Me likie
AmaGhanahannah 1 year ago
Omg his song was so funny I laughed so hard and I only a kid!
KateandMaddie12 1 year ago
@beachlover678 its green day time of your life
MrUltimatt 1 year ago
solo ding ok
i love the solo
SuperBellybutton123 1 year ago
wht song is it that he is making fun of?
beachlover678 1 year ago
@beachlover678 time of your life by green day
orgasm111 1 year ago
i love the solo...its awesome!
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freakin hilarious
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this is a great vidio
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sasanikalaila 1 year ago
solo! hahahah
TrOuBlEmAkEr135 1 year ago
LOVE IT!!!! lol
countrygirlnb 1 year ago
I WISH I COULD DO A SOLO LIKE THAT IN MY BAND.
jessyhall1 1 year ago
best video ever!! dude
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herisee 1 year ago
longest solo ever he must of put some thought into it
xxbobx1 1 year ago
@acousticjdmitchell haha lovin those lyrics
GreatD14 1 year ago
@teh1337rang4 IM TAPING FISHING!!!!!!!!!! TO WATCH AGAIN LATER!!! COME ON OVER I GOT A FISHING TAPE..... NOOOOO A NEW ONE!!!!! LOL
MrAzcatfan97 1 year ago
synyster would of been proud of that solo likes
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MsZakeera 1 year ago
green day - hope you have the time of your life
emsway7 1 year ago
NEW VERSES (Friend inspired):
You know without makeup your face is quite a scare
You should really think ‘bout coloring your hair
My Mom is moving in you’ll see her every day
But truth be told she’s never liked you anyway
Washing dishes is just what a girl should do
Along with cooking, dusting, running the vacuum
I know you’re pregnant but you should try real hard
To keep the house clean, rake the leaves and mow the yard
Keep it up Tim you are an inspiration!
acousticjdmitchell 1 year ago 7
@acousticjdmitchell THATS AMAZING!
HollaYo10124 3 months ago
solo.....okay
Shinntypennty 1 year ago
nice as
imyoursilovethat 1 year ago
this video is hilarios Tim is so funny and doesnt cuss or talk bad hes just a all around good comeidan
EmorcTheOrc 1 year ago
This guy is like the bible for bad husbands
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aerosmith800 1 year ago 19
thats the truiest song u will ever hear thanks tim 4 singing that mayb men will get it stuck in there head
Tayissweet1 1 year ago
Awesome
DJBRONZE1997 1 year ago 2
its funnyer every time
dk6101 1 year ago 3
Amen
your fricken halarious
dk6101 1 year ago 2
"SOLO! *doink* Ok!"
I WAS ROLLING!!!
Kittynater89 1 year ago 4
tim's awesome!!!
thanatopsisprime3102 1 year ago
BEST SOLO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEREALMIKEMASTERS 1 year ago 2
Very funny, very true!!
jkscel 1 year ago
i told one of my best guy friends that he needs to look this up. he JUST got married.....and he called me up laughing so hard i swear he must have cried. said i told him to look it up to late.....cause he alreaady bought his wife a treadmill for their 4yr annniversary of dating.....and he tells her to make dinner while he watches football.....omg. i talked to his wife.....she says "im amazied i personally didnt think of stabbing him wi a knife!!" but she was kidding. they love each other <3
8Kitten4 1 year ago
I have never been able to master that solo in my 28 years of guitar playing...
nickelbackhero19 1 year ago 3
Gotta love that Solo :p
4Alpha7Kilo 1 year ago 3
on my vids i have the man show have a listen! x
l3g3ndollie 1 year ago
the wife song? why not listen to the man song!
l3g3ndollie 1 year ago
Man, did you see that solo??
aelandT3 1 year ago 4
AMEN
Pinkumbrellagirlz 1 year ago
Best solo in the history of music!!!!!!!!!
chaoticfan4 1 year ago 82
this is pure lolness awesome solo =D
MrDanman999 1 year ago
This video has very good advice! My hubby better never say these things to me!!!!!!
SusanQO123 1 year ago
"Solo... ok"...hahaha... that's some funny shit!
TubeEvy 1 year ago 2
i like it, but im a girl and i wouldnt mind if a man like a boy friend or husband said that mt cooking wasnt great, but the rest is hilarious, i agree, if when im married, my husband does that stuff, ill kill him wit a knife(joke,maybe)
singinggal47471310 1 year ago
You are so funny!!! My family loves your music videos. We are waiting for you to do another one!!! Keep em coming, please!!!
rnbentley 1 year ago
or girlfriend or anyother girl on the planet hahahaha
laupy10 1 year ago
"If your a man who dosen't want to get killed with a knife..." XD SO FUNNY! *favorite*
LimeGreenMarshmallow 1 year ago 2
solo *boing!* okay!!!!!! best solo in da wurldzzzzz
bobthecheesegal 1 year ago 2
its called the time of your life by green day
bobthecheesegal 1 year ago
My dad bought my mom a tredmill for their anniversery. lmao
yostieify 1 year ago 4
Super Funny love it!!!!
Mctomman1 2 years ago
"Solo! *plink* Okayyy."
Haha. Love it.
usedtohatecellphones 2 years ago 82
Best solo ever!!!!!!!!!! LOL
"Happy Aniversary I bought you a treadmill"
lololol
krisycutie10 2 years ago 3
what is the title of the original song of that
(not the parody)
^_^
onep1ec31 2 years ago
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day lol
turnuptheheadphones 2 years ago
"Solo! (ween) Hokey..."
raybaboon 2 years ago
Love it
Woodizeeman 2 years ago
If your a man who dosen't want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you don't say to your wife.... or girlfriend.... or friend that's a girl... or anyone!
TechyGirl125 2 years ago 5
hahahaha
musicROXlox3 2 years ago
1:19 Solo! *dinnnk* okay!
AwsumUbertasticNinja 2 years ago
omg lol
PopPrincessVoice 2 years ago
This Song Is So Funny I Wish I Could Have This Song On My Ipod
jennasingle 2 years ago
fo to file2hd DAWT COM and paste the link for this video in there and you can get the mp4 file for your iPod
snapascrew 2 years ago
ya they should have him on itunes
R0ckDaH0wse 2 years ago
hahaha hilarious
pogoeaters124 2 years ago