I need a DAY OFF!

[babiilizzyyy]

"I got loose bowels and shit drippin down my leg" lmfaooooo

[aintevengray]

the first line was the best

[ke0sha]

II CNT SEE SOMETHING IS IN MY EYE ...II CNT SEE MA SELF COMING INTO WORK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Imreallerthanyou]

they turned my water off..i cant come in if i aint take no shower....can i take a shower at yo house....like i thought i aint gone be able to come in lol classic

[PreppiePrettyBoy]

Wow!

~P.B.T~

[AlwaysZwinky]

yeah something wrong with my man, yeah i can't see myself coming in to work

[lilmisskamkam]

Hello, mad bitch trying to kill me! lmfao

[Thegoldensonic101]

my sons sick man. i gotta be there for him. his moms a fuckin dumbass bitch LMFAO!!!!!!

[fashiongirlvargas1]

somebody stole my car & my uniform

[fashiongirlvargas1]

icant come in da water off..

[fashiongirlvargas1]

i cant come in they cut my power off..lmao

[ShortcakeSwaqq]

- i cant come to work today i aint no qas . . my sit underneath ' E ' . How ima qet some qas if i aint qot no qas toqet to the qas station . LMAO (:

[spiritfinder123]

SOMEBODY DIED IN MY FAMLY,,..WHATS WRONG WITH YOU,...YOU DONT ASK WHO DIED,,...SOMEBODY..SOMEBODY, DEAR AND CLAOSE TO MY HEART.. 2. HEY I CANT COME INTO WORK TODAY, IM IN JAIL..IF U WANNA BAIL ME OUT....ROLMFAO

[shalea25]

you dont ask who died ! df is wrong with you ? LMFAO .

[bheartsteddybear]

I can't with these excuses.... LMBO 

[angeljar2012]

Had a coworkers say they couldn't make it to work cause his car had a flat tire, but he lived right across the street from work. Lol

[angeljar2012]

ROTFL

[IamBCoKane]

something wrong with my eye ... i cant see my ass coming to work.

[FeiLong2310]

"I aint got no gas... my shit underneath E"

hahaha

[marielynb]

Why did my mom tell her manager that she wanted Sunday off so she can watch the 49ers & Giants game.lol

[CMDJerZboi]

Lol I cant come in...something's wrong with my eyes. Yea I can see myself coming in to work today.

[Madengah1]

that's a year's worth of excuses rite there...

[SongstressGurl92]

honestly... i just dont wanna be in nat muthafucka!! =D

[TeekaDixon94]

lmfao.. "My car exploded".!! lol imm use that one day

[doogienahnah]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

I use to do that shit too. One time I called in everyday for two weeks straight, then I quit cus they was about to fire me. LOL I had another job anyway so I didn't give two fucks.

[pocketd]

I know I was there yesterday but I'm in Tokyo lmao wow

[sjsafety18]

i am DYING!!!!!! awwwww man!!!!! this hit so close to home cause i used a couple of them excuses!! lmao!!!

[ResumeAntics]

Heyyy i aint gonna be able to come in something wrong with my eye man... yeah... i cant see my ass coming to work lmao that has to be the best one

[DoubleAIV]

"Man the fuckin police chasing me right now bruh"

[NikkiNik415]

lmfao!!!!!!! "uhh, i cant come in......somethin wrong with my eye...yea I cant see my ass comin in" This boy make my stomach hurt laughin so hard!!!

[GottahLoveAGemini]

i cant come in someone died ; who died fuck dont ask me that someone near and dear lmaoo

[VMA000]

Im calling frm jail! LOL

[ReachingForSuccess32]

Lol I can't come today my car is on fire until tonight they still putting the flames out.. Aye dont use water! Hahahaha

[snykiaw1]

LMAO his grandma died and he going to the funeral on the same day

[TheUniqueCritique]

Hey somethings wrong with my eye....I cant see myself coming to work haha

[furreal13]

i ain't gonna be able to come to work today , y'all can kiss my ass .

[OddFutureIsBack]

Lmao the gas below E. howdoes that even happen. Anyway I hope my boss doesnt watch his shit cause I'm using each and every one of these excuses when I don't feel like going to work.

[1Onsokumaru1]

Children are the future, bruh

[mxnjanet]

My car exploded. The fires gonna be till tonight. "ey dont put water on that!" LMAO!!!

[b3tterfly]

Hahahahahaha

[shanny0890]

By far my favorite videos from you :-)

[reboundchick23]

29 dislikes ? 29 people dont have a job

[nikky6]

rofll at this video i could see some sayin that stuff righ now loll

[Accuraacy]

My Shit underneath E. lol

[MrPS323]

yeaa, yeah I cant come in somethins wrong wit my eye

I can't see my ass comin 2 work

[toytoyababe10]

Lol i Likee 1:22 Part :)

[nicdel85]

ewwww loose bowels....

[ggnub100]

u look like drake

[fennesse69]

@ggnub100 he look betta than drake..but i see where u comn from

[401kickpush]

lmao!!!!

[Rosiepooh23918]

I can come in my car blew up...that shits on fire till tonight

[MsPinkArmy]

I lost my voice men ... I cant even talk *still Talking* haha

[marlenviviana96]

lol "somebody stole my uniform"!!!! lol thats too funny. That's a good excuse right there.

[darkswag7]

tell this to krogers and they will try find a way to fire you over one day fuck kroger lmao white people*

[ambergohard123]

frosted flakes && shit . . .

[rayshad1987]

"Hey, I'm actually calling from jail!" lol

[lvndfiyaman]

heeeyyyyy!!! imnotgoingtobeabletocomeingott­aogobye. LMAO.

[bongerbacon2]

i can even read what the fuck you wrote why you put your words so close togather

[stefa9160]

that shit on fire till tonight lmfao

[Newlynatural11]

I ain't got no gas. My shit underneath E! lol



[Jennifermaynee30]

Yeahhhhh..

[NoFLu3JuSTLuvBaByBLu]

Hey I Cant Come In Today, So Yall Can Kiss My Ass LMAO

[KittyKiddJayy]

Man ii Ain'T Got No Gas Dat S-_-T Under E !!

[aubrey9996]

Aye' I won't be able to come in Because I lost my voice..... :/ No you didn't lol LMAO

[xblackv3nom]

hey man i aint comin to work man, ya'll can kiss my ass

[debbiea1223]

Had to sub after watching this one! He's hilarious :)

[bustitbaby145]

H33y i aintt gonna bhee able tuee comee in tuday somethinqq wronqq with myy car dhatt shitt exploded..... nahh ii aintt qonee bhee ablee tuee comee inn lator tuniqhtt eithaa thatt shitt onn fire until toniqhtt... h33y h33y h33y dontt usee water.!!!! Lmaao Hee Isxx A Mess Thumbss Uhpp If THis Isx Yourr Favee Linee...

[Candy004Craver]

i got loose bowels!! LMAO!!!

[burgerbuddy100]

can i take a shower at your place? ye thought so.. LOOL

[tamiker09]

tahaaa somebody done stole my uniform hahahaaaa

[makinRaamen101]

"heey i aint gonna be able to come to work today kiss my ass" lmaooo

[mrspreddy88]

can't come in i heard it was gon be a bomb threat in the office lmao

[CassieHardy1]

Man A Bitch Trying To Kill Me Lmao!!!!!!!

[MrTens0r]

@CassieHardy1 hahahaha so funny :p

[xvanillaperfume]

LOL you're gonna have to bail me out ahahaha

[hannahlea69]

his mom's a dumb ass bitch, and won't take care of him.

[Dattgal]

Lol something wrong wit my eye....... Yea i cant see my ass coming in to work!!!!

[cocoa7monsta7]

i aint got no gas,. dat bitch UNDER the E

[Danielle10123]

This was honestly the FUNNIEST video from him I've ever seen...I was laughing from start to finish.

[bootynot02]

I ain't gon be able to come to work they cut my power off,(looks at every power based object). Yeah I ain't got no lights (looks at lights), it's darker than a mother f*cker in here man i can't see nothing (notices detail on the wall)

[nanababy4lifeXoxox]

"HELLO MY BITCH TRYIN TA KILL ME I CANT COME IN!!!!!" lmfao ROFL shxt had me rollin

[tiemamii11]

hey man i cant come in today cause somebody in my family died today . . .who??. . .man you dont ask who fuckin died it aint none of yo damn business ! lol

[kbelllove1997]

its a beautiful day! haha

[YoungWillForever]

"ey i aint about to come to work today someone stole my uniform" Who the fuck would steal his work uniform? LMAO!

[shmeowers]

he's adorable lmao i love his vids

[BabyCakes3741]

he look like j. cole ..

[IDGAFTae]

Hello (Running &' Breathinq Hard) Man Bitch Tryna Kill Me I Can't Come In

[TheBrialious]

JCOLE TWIN!!

[Poof3129]

Hey I'm not gonna come in today somebody died in my family. Man it's none of your fuckin business!

[TheBabygirlface]

Drake+BowWow . thats who he looks like ! thumbs up if you agree

[MsMoymoy11]

@TheBabygirlface YES! Bow wow eyes, Drake Eyebrows, Ice-T Face/head

[MeltedBarOChocolate]

my fav. part is 3:56

[Brownieproductionz23]

hey i aint coming to work man yall can kiss muh ass....

[divinesweetnovember]

doesn't he look a bit like J. Cole ?

[buffbabiie]

@divinesweetnovember i was just thinking that lol

[divinesweetnovember]

@buffbabiie lol, ok. I thought I was the only one who saw it x:

[09wedabest]

@divinesweetnovember Ewww God no.

[MsCardigan1]

This a lil sexy muthafucka right here! "They cut my power off" Lol

[BrownSkinMagic]

da water off lmao

[curtissbabymama]

HEY I AINT GONE B ABLE TO COME IN SOMEBODY IN MY FAMILY DIED WTF U MEAN WHO NONE YO DAMN BIZZNESS!!! SOMBODY SOMBODY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA #DEAD

[Latreece2015]

I got loose bowels and the shit is dripping down my leg and shit... I actually got shit on the floor! LMFAO!

[HighEssy]

am i the only one or are his eyes so fukkin seexxaayy!!?? *lovestruck*

[EmiliaLeto13]

My great grandma died today, man, ...yeah... she was like.. 102... yeah yeah, today was her birthday, yeah man I'm sad..

[bombchick92]

Lmao "Something wrong with my eye. I cant see myself coming into work."

[SexyLilMamuh]

aye he cute and funny as hell.

I got loose bows and the shit iz dripping down my leg and shit, man i got shit on the floor rite now man oooo its dripping out rite now ok gotta go..lol

hey im acually calling 4rm jail, i got arested,. if u want me 2 come in u just gotta bail me out.. lol

hello MAN BITCH TRYNA KILL ME I CANT COME IN... HAHA

[KCsoILL]

"I'm calling from jail. If you want me to come in to work you gotta bail me out." I'ma use that one.

[ensanenej96]

he has alot of jobs

[myrlene1984]

LMAO

[ArikaB526]

"Something's Wrong With My Eye Man. I Cant See My Ass Coming To Work." LMAO!!!

[TheEditor80]

Smh lmao

[SeriousEffect1]

Lls ! One Word Hilarious !

[ShayVentino]

Hayy maynn I wont be able to come in my uncles dad dog died LOL

[jollywrancherz]

i cant come in sumthin wrong wit my eyes i cant see. i cant c myself comin to work...funny as fuck

[agadonk]

somebody stole my uniform... bwahahaha lmfbo

[456whateva]

1:01-1:07  LMFAO!!!

[arest310]

..NA IM ACTUALLY IN TOKYO RIGHT NOW

[Sueheidy164]

Lmao!!!

[boo123232]

hey im calling from jail right now im in jail so u need to come and bail me lmao

[MselleRhapsody]

haha ha thank you, as a boss i've heard all these but haven't had the visual to go with it.

[tdlivelol1]

25 ppl that DISLIKE THIS VIDEO WERE BOSSES

[tdlivelol1]

25 were Bosses ha!

[keshonhickman]

honesty i dnt wanna be in tht mutha f*cka

[iluvcarmel1011]

Its gone be on fire till uh 2 night. Dont use water!

[grace84711]

hello man this bitch trying to kill me

[TheDasean10]

Im gunna use these excuses for school !

[furreal13]

" i ain't gonna be able to come to work today cause i ain't got no gas . my shxt underneath e . "

[575742]

This shit is hilarious

[1992FlyBoy]

I got loose bows the shits all drippin down my leg.. I got shit on the floor, Ohhh shit, I got to go right now..

LMAOOOO!

[andzmusic1]

"Yea.. Its pitch black how ima suppose to get to work and its dark like this"LOOL

[SuperPhantom43]

Somethin wrong wit my eyes man, i can't see my ass comin to work.... O_O >_< O_O

[Oliviarj83]

Rotflmmfao....my car exploded

[LpYrBby]

My shit is underneath E...LMAO!!!!!!!

[jrion2]

he is clearly fired, and after all that effort you put in "looking" for a job lol

[b4ll3rst4tuz]

Nah man I can't come in later right that shit on fire till like tonight .

[dillinger4875]

"Children are the future bru"

[ilubB5]

The very first JLJ video that I saw... I've been hooked since. <3

[madfamous1]

"Heyyy I can't come into work today man cause its f*ckin' beautiful outside and I don't want to come into that stupid ass hell hole place...I hate workin' there" SO TRUE! LMAO!

[rainab11]

Lmao..."yea ahhh my great grandma died..she like 102"...

[lala1733kissmyfeet]

hahahsh i love this guy hahah

[genisemonae]

Y'all short handed that's not my problem , lol

[JaniceNGo]

" Aye man, I aint be able to come in. Da water off. I can't take a shower, can I take a shower at your house ? Ye' I thought so, I aint be able to come in. " HAH.

[4ktfoster]

"you should have thought about that before you hired me".....too damn funny

[cuppcakke15]

yea i cant make to work..my cars on fire..naw its gne b on fire til like tonight !! lmao

[choclatedutch]

hey i aint gonna be able to come in i heard there was a bomb threat in the building lmao

[FlipFlop077]

damn he cute. got the waves and everything ;) #lightskins

[Nathaniel7734]

Lmao

[dalotel]

This is why I don't hire sorry ass punks like him. Makes China look good.

[Meachy201]

HEEEEEEY, IM ACTUALLY CALLING FROM JAIL. I GOT ARRESTED. IF U WANT ME TO COME IN YOU JUST GOTTA BAIL ME OUT! LMAO!!

[andreldickson]

this nigga funny.. Hey said

"MAN I HAD SOME BAD MILK LAST NIGHT IN MY CEREAL. I WAS EATING UH.. KELLOGG's.. LIKE.. FROSTED FLAKES N SHIT."

LMFAO

[nyjarican]

"that shxt on fire til toniqht" lmao !

[toneyzion]

lmao police chasing me hahahaa

[LozzaWayne]

"Hey I won't be able to come to work today, man, cos it fucking beautiful outside and I don't wanna come into that stupid ass hellhole place." He just said what he we all really wanna say haha!

[wudy22]

I called in today and this video came to mind and this was my reason>> I can't come to work today because its fucking beautiful outside!

[ellehoh]

why does it say "R.I.P jerrylavignejr " at the start of the video

[nyjarican]

@ellehoh it means rest in pussy

[javonsmith28]

* HUNDRED*



[javonsmith28]

MY GREAT GRANDMA DIED TODAY.. SHE WAS LIKE A 1HUNDRED AND TWO LOL

[micheemee15]

he kinda looks like a mix of bow wow (shad moss) and a young ice t.

[kelly16ist]

@micheemee15 his head shaped like bow wow's.

[YoungAngel2013]

@micheemee15 uh.......bei maejor.. wait he looks like j.cole more than anything

[andreldickson]

@YoungAngel2013 He do not look like J.Cole. He look way more like Bei Maejor

[prettybaddpaid21]

my car exploded bruh..its on fire till tonight