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  • Awesome. Nailed the performance 10 out of 10. And you are absolutely right.

    "Barely-relevant actors"... I'm still ROFLing over that line!

  • The line to draw of animals to focus on is somewhat arbitrary, but I feel comfortable in believing that a polar bear has more self-awareness than an ant. One argument for why animals shouldn't have the same rights as humans (and I agree to a point) is that we're individuals and of course intelligent. So if it's a sliding scale of worth, humans would be at the top, ants or trees etc. at the bottom, but large mammals would be relatively close to us.

  • The difference between humans, other animals is primarily that humans have a much higher intelligence, leading to much more potential destruction and alteration of the environment. And also leading to Morality. Perhaps you don't ascribe to a morality that includes non-human animals, but many do. Humans have free will (or enough illusion of it to be free will) and can choose whether to help or hurt other animals. I think we should help them...

  • I used to donate to WWF when I had more money, many years ago. The point of the Wyle bit is to promote awareness of a particular animal's plight. But they focus on hundreds of species across the entire planet. Point is it's not just polar bears that a donater would be helping.

  • For some reason, people never catch my sarcasm when I'm typing. I'm aware that there's a lack of tone inflection but it should be obvious by what I actually say.

    Whenever I try to sound sarcastic, emphasis on try, through written/typed word, the sarcasm is never picked up. I couldn't really even be less subtle unless I actually said very clearly, "Hey, this is sarcasm!"

    Yes, this is a personal problem and I know you probably don't care, but this is long overdue. Because it's necessary.

  • Lol I always have the same problem. And I love sarcasm so I feel your pain

  • Ohemgee, I bet you're a republican because you have a conservative point of view which means all of your political ideologies have to be conservative.

  • Never assume. People think I am a republican too because I don't care about the polar bear 'plight'. Truth is if I was any more liberal I'd be Jimmy Carter.

  • I'm confused. How is this funny? Either republican or democrat, Animal hater or lover, I don't understand how its funny. And I wouldn't say its a parody either, because the original didn't have such horrible film or sound.

  • Fishtank if you have to ask why it is funny than it will never be funny to you. You have your opinion of funny and I have mine. It's ok, we'll both live I'm sure.

  • My point was: it didn't even aim funny. I'm sure I'm going to live, that's beyond the point, not even relevant. Simply put: what part of this is funny? And how are you not searching for an intelligent argument, or political, being that this video has, essentially, no other purpose.

  • Look at other comments Fishtank. Some people say "WOW TRULY FUNNY" and others take your point of view. There's no sense in explaining why it is funny because you still won't find it funny.

    In a way I am searching for semi-intelligent argument (not in the youtube comments section obviously since that is impossible). However, more than anything I am just stating my opinion through a funny video. Well, funny to some.

  • I don't think you could refer to other people throughout this thread, even if they do find it "TRULY FUNNY", because we can also find their others in here that have less than half a brain.

    Neglecting everyone else, your opinion: humans are more important than animals?

  • I referred to others just to show you that while you don't see any humor they do.

    To answer your question I think neither is more important than the other. We are all (animal and human) just inhabitants of the earth and will all eventually die or go extinct. Man is egotistical in thinking he can control what nature controls. It is our ego that will also result in our own extinction at some point. The earth will still be spinning once we're long gone.

  • ...and our lot in life?

  • To live and let live? And sure, we should be compassionate, empathetic and in general be nice to every living creature.

    But, this wwf ad is ridiculous.

    They offer no intelligent argument as to why I should donate money. There are insect species going extinct that have more of an environmental impact than polar bears. But I guess since insects aren't cute they don't bother to make commercials for them.

  • Furthermore, using actors to get people to donate to causes such as the WWF is an insult to people's intelligence or at least to mine. I don't need sad music, soft talk from Noah Wyle and a cute shot of a baby polar bear falling off a glacier. If the WWF wants to make a difference make a commercial that states some facts and ask people to make a decision to help based on said facts.

    Playing to people's emotions and asking for donations is in my opinion quite shameful.

  • I take it you now agree with me?

  • Did you realize that one of the actors you show just won a Oscar for best actor? But that's the liberal Hollywood. I wish you stay in your ghetto, listening to that stupid fat drug addict (Rush Hudson Limbaugh III ) and reading Ann Coulter.

  • Rush Limbaugh is a blithering idiot and Coulter is a man and both would be better off with duct tape over their mouths. Liberals can find the save the polar bear campaign just as stupid as conservatives.

  • Can anybody be so ignorant? Thanks for electing Bush twice. I hope you live to see how senseless you are.

  • George Bush is the devil incarnate. Worst President EVER. That doesn't make Noah Wyle correct though.

  • you are just plain stupid and mean; let me guess: Republican, right. I wish you didn't existed

  • Democrat. Voted for Obama. Sorry to burst your precious bubble

  • ah.. I just hope you get shot..

  • Spoken like a true lover of life. I hope you seek help.

  • this is why your mother should have never had you.  dumb woman. her mistake and now the worlds left to deal with you. great. tell the whore thanks.

  • She says "you are welcome"

    She was also wondering if all animal lovers call women "whores". If so she says that it makes sense

  • haha awesome, i love it....

  • This is the greatest video ever. I don't think I've ever favorited a video, but I will this one. As You can tell from these blogs, you have hit a nerve. I think that when an actor approaches 50, he starts to realize that he's spent his entire adult life pretending to be someone else and is adored and showered with money. This in the end does not fulfill ones need to matter, thus the dumb bear commercial. How about the stars help people hold onto their 3bedroom house before they're forclosed on

  • Lol thx. Glad you enjoyed my sense of humor.

  • ROFL!!! B.A.R.T. B-List Actor Rescue Fund!!

  • hm, kind of stumbled upon this randomly. trivialization / offending large groups of overly sensitive, generally ignorant and rampantly hypocritical people, whilst simultaneously making fun of b-list actors = 5 stars. gord yorb

  • go have another irish car bomb you fucking douche bag. -wasted youth!

  • Polar Bear Stew:

    Three pounds Polar Bear Ribs

    Two pounds potatoes

    One pound carrots

    Cook overnight and watch ER reruns

    Eat and Enjoy!!!

  • its a fucking joke people calm the fuck down jesus fucking christ

  • c'mon people! he is not worth our comments...you are giving him what he wants by commenting

  • k if u r so pathetic that u have to rip apart the actors that care about the environment then why dont u just go away and suck on some other retard's dick, and u guys go live with all ur stupid complaining reatarded ass kids in a deep dark well, so all of us can come to the well and throw watever the hell we want at u dumbshits! HONESTLY UR A PATHETIC EXUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING IF THAT...ur a waste of breathe and if we ever met face to face i would beat the living shit out of u with my WWF bag

  • Actors that take care of the environment? He made a commercial lol.

    If we meet face to face you'll totally be all over me trying to make out. You have a wwf bag? Is hulk hogan on it?

  • wow obviously u've never seen a pic of me, which would make u take back the whole make-out with u thing...like i would waste my time with some envrionment hater...like i said "waste of breathe" which incase u didnt get u r a loser...u spend time that u could be using to care about the life of something useful, but no u sit here and make retarded ass videos...get a life and stop wasting valuable time!

    oh ya and it's an adorable bag with the enjoy panda on it.

  • your complaining that people donate money to environmental means instead of human causes. So.... how much money have you donated to human causes. You can lie in your next retort, but both you and I know your full of shit.

  • your should be you're in two places...it is a contraction of 'you are'. even a spell checker can't help you because it checks for mispelled words and 'your' is a real word but used in other situations. Also a question mark (looks like this... ?) would be a welcome addition to a question which you also had in your post.

  • lol, the fact that you don't get sarcasm or humor for that matter is just plain sad

  • Haha I loved it.

  • You really need to go jump off a bridge you stupid idiot.

  • I haven't found any positive comments to read!

  • than you have a real problem with either reading comprehension or just reading in general

  • hmmmm I think you might have the reading problem.

  • Worse things have happened that's for certain.

  • Can you qualify your hypothesis?

  • I wonder why no one here agrees with you?

  • I wonder why you only read the negative comments. I also wonder why you care what I think. Perhaps you should stfu?

  • I don't understand your comment but it seems that you get off on all your negative feedback. In the toilet is where your scribble belongs. Would you feel the same if it affected anyone you love (assuming you are capable of that). I hope you did report my comments to YouTube and I hope you and your inane garbage are banned! This is a serious problem and should be addressed seriously! What kind of Earth are we leaving to our children? Hopefully, you don't have any, for their sake!

  • I don't understand your comment either. It seems that you get off on making sure your opinion matters more than other people's opinions. Hopefully you don't have any kids because they will grow up to be closed minded know it alls just like yourself. They also will not have a sense of humor. What a sad pathetic life that would be.

  • There is nothing good and nothing funny about your video. I'm sorry I watched it. I'm also sorry at all the anger it provoked. Consider spending your time in a more worthwhile pursuit, such as educating people about not trashing the planet. The planet is not your garbage pail. Take care of it.

  • Actually it is my garbage pail

  • i didn't know that it was wrong to care for both humans who are less fortunate than us and wildlife..... ans also your not funny at all i hope you wasted a lot of time writing that ridiculous "joke" up. You are the epitome of self centered egocentric assholes who are so arrogant they would fuck themselves. What is so wrong about caring about the world around us?

  • If you didn't 'get' the video I could really give a shit. I could also give a shit if you think I'm funny. You are the epitome of douche bag. What's wrong with you keeping your trap shut?

  • In love how you keep responding to peoples comments within an hour of them posting them, get off the god damn computer once in while. No wonder you dont care about the environment, you have never stepped outside and have no friends. Also i think you mean that you "couldn't" give a shit not you could.

  • It's not my fault I have an iphone. Maybe if you stopped donating money to worthless causes you could afford one?

  • he replies 4 minutes later, get a job

  • I just beat that by 3 mins

  • and also what did i spell wrong in my first post?

  • I don't think I said anything about your spelling

  • Wtf??

    You're an idiot, its un caring people like you that contribute to animal cruelty, and don't ever help anyone or anything

  • You couldn't be more wrong and I love it.

  • Dude, you are a regular "think tank," what a deep well you are.  I hope a Polar Bear swims up and bites you on your ass!

  • I don't live near water.

  • you're an idiot. i'm astounded that your mind, which obviously is unable to handle the most basic things, was even able to create something like this. you're disgusting and pathetic, and i advise you to either grow up or move to to a third-world contry and live in a cave. at least then you won't be a bother to the rest of us.

  • I tried to grasp the meaning of this comment but my mind was unable to.

  • How disgusting! This sick video should be banned!

  • I know right?! It makes me sick to my stomach. I reported it to youtube.

  • you mother fuking son of a bitch!u think this is funny?its not and i dont give a shit if u might just be kidding.global warming is not funny and it is not a joke. and dont say hes talking about things dat we dont care about because maybe u dont but many ppl do.and u are a really sad pathethic person. u dipshit. i hope god doesnt get mad at me but i hope u and ppl like u die.

  • Global warming is hysterical. Spelling is also hysterical. Well, I mean your inability to spell is hysterical anyway.

    oh and don't worry about God because he doesn't exist.

  • YOU FAGGET FAGGET FAGGET.

    Your a fag and this is sad.

    Noah Wyle isn't too famous but no need to piss on him for caring about the enviroment. AND THAT BABY POLAR THING IS NOT FUNNY YOU FAG.

  • I think your 'O' key is inadvertently typing 'E'. You may want to look into that. Oh and the baby polar bear thing was NOT funny.....it was HYSTERICAL!!!

  • Haha! Grammer, grammer, grammer... what did you have no friends in school and all you cared about was English class? For crying out loud! This a social network not a home for grammer obsessed friendless freaks. Your old and ugly and no one wants to see your face on youtube and all you have are negative comments.

  • now your 'A' key is typing 'E'. It's grammar you silly willy.

  • why in the world did you have to do that? there are millions of people helping millions of starving people but that doesn't mean we can't help save polarbears too. it's because of humans that they are a dying breed

  • It's because of humans that certain insects are a dying breed. Did any actors do a commercial for them? Of course not.

  • Why I should watch "this"... You can just... SHUT UP!

  • I think your comment got messed up as I couldn't understand it. Or are you trying to talk in code?

  • My comment has got messed up, yeah. But I can't really understand why you make your videos?! Why you lose your time [mine, too]for empty videos? Why? What they can prove? Nothing!!!

  • Why do I make my videos? Because I like to . Does there need to be a reason beyond that? I don't consider it lost time at all. If you do, well too bad.

    What do the videos prove? Did someone tell you that I was trying to PROVE something?

    What does your comment prove? Why did you waste your time [mine, too] for empty comments? Why? What can it prove? NOTHING!!!

  • brilliant

  • you are really rude wwf stands for world wildlife fund wild life means animals so they're not going to make a psa about people starving

  • WWF stands for Worldwide Wrestling Federation

  • So what's wrong with trying to save the planet and the environment? I agree that saving people is of vital, but what is the use of saving people when they're only going to be harangued once again by the environmental changes? How can you ignore what surrounds us? I don't think GW effects will be apocalypse unleashed; but striving to destroy an entire ecosystem is barbarian and illogically scorning science. Many idiots have scorned science, like the Papacy did of the heliocentric theory... fools

  • This video was not meant to provide a forum for intelligent and lucid discussion...

    That's good, because your an idiot!

  • Haha -- it's funny that you're so annoyed by someone trying to save animals.

  • I fuckin' favorited this, I love you man. Noah Wyle thinks he's amazing and all. But seriously, you're wife would be your twin sister and you haven't worked in years...you're not cool.

  • Clearly, providing this forum for such intelligible and lucid environmental discussion is a far better use of time than physically pulling hurricane victims into pontoon boats as Sean Penn did in New Orleans.

  • ...although I should add that Penn's initial attempt at skipper didn't go so hot; his boat sank.

  • This video was not meant to provide a forum for intelligent and lucid discussion. I'm merely poking fun at people like Noah Wyle because well....he needs to be poked. :)

  • But it was not Noah Wyle that you poked fun at. By ridiculing him, you ridiculed what he spoke about, which is a serious matter. Unfortunately, WWF directs people to his message and your message is right next to it. People who are supporters of WWF are inadvertently being directed to your site as well and it is very disheartening.

  • Maggie,

    You consider it a serious matter, I don't. Welcome to Earth...where people can think for themselves.

    I could give a crap less if people are clicking on my video. If they didn't want responses they should have disabled them

  • I understand different people have different ideas and not all will agree. But why do you oppose people trying to abate an already critical problem? I agree with you: saving cute polar bears isn't the biggest deal. But, it is an important deal since so many things rely on that animal that you chose to depreciate. I don't care who Noah is. It's a fact that the environment is endangered and all of us have done our share to damage it. Why do you belittle those that try to fix the problem? Why?

  • Ignoring what the actual post says and just correcting a 12-year-olds spelling and grammar is just as embarassing as being a 12-year-old and not knowing how to spell...

  • not really but to each his own

  • SHUTUP most of the animals species on Earth we cant live without it AINT funny

  • TortoiseBoy200,

    Unfortunately, the polar bear does not fall into the 'can't live without' category. Yet you posted your comment anyway? By the way, periods and commas are your friends.

    Also, tortoises suck. They are so slow and stupid.

  • I will right sloppy and i dont care and im not puncuating for your sorry but and i do live with my mother im 12. Your an idiot

  • Your English teacher should be shot

  • you are sayin hes stupid ur the one thats stupid fer makin this video...ur and ass...you evedentally gone care about the earth or the things that live on it...you are juss some lame ass person who wants ppl to notice you and think that htis is funni...u are such and peice of shit...!!!!!!

  • GothicGoddess - Welcome to Earth. The Earth existed millions of years before man and will exist millions of years after man is long gone.

    It is you that is stupid and blind. But please, go ahead and give your money to the polar bears and stroke your own ego. just don't expect a thank you card from Mother Nature or Planet Earth cause they dont want nor need your help.

  • I would hardly describe Noah Wyle as B-List; he's the highest paid television actor (per episode) in TV history, and I would venture that he and his wife, having spent the better part of the last decade devoted to various environmental causes, are suitably informed on the issues they advocate. A little self-congratulatory smugness is a small price to pay for the revenue and support some of these folks engender.

  • I hate to burst your bubble LateTrain but A-list actors make 20 to 25 million per movie. Think Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Russell Crowe or Brad Pitt. Noah is most definitely B-List. That doesn't mean he is poor....it means he is B-List.

    Furthermore, if he is well informed I am only incensed further as it would then become an outright lie he is telling. Engendering revenue for a worthless cause is tantamount to stealing.

  • Hey latetrain I just googled the highest paid actors per episode , William Peterson CSI $500K per episode Noooah wylie isn't even in the top 8. Oh by the way the polar bear population was 5,000 in 1972 it is now 25,000

    they seem very endangered

  • While protection has brought up polar bears numbers well, the vid made by WWF wasn't aimed on the population extinction by numbers. It's talking about extinction due to global warming... so you're point is afar. Anyways, there are degrees of extinction, so you should google it to understand more about the issue and compare the stats before the year of 1972 to see the sharp drop.

  • Ha ha ha...lock them all up.

  • omigod how do i donate?

    damn, that polar bear jacket would look nice on me.

  • Nice!  Spot on!

  • Spot on! Too bad we can't get equal airtime for you. What's becoming extinct, is a brain in California.

  • Good Job Buddy!! Everyone learns the hero's journey isn't always a happy one!

  • The phrase "Pure Awesome" comes to mind.

    No matter what your stance on "Global Warming" is, I'm sure we can all agree that this is the real message we need to hear.

  • Thank you, Toilet, for not being toilet dribble.

  • Great response. Global warming....Bah Humbug. Guess they'd rather man go extinct. Well, survival of the fittest would kick in first. They probably all think 9/11 was an inside job too!!! Idiots.

  • Wow truly funny...and true!! VERY NICE!

  • thanks guys

  • i dont need a fuckin thank you card...i know i did me part to help save what ur so called god created...knowin that i did my part to help stop global warming is the best part...earth needs all the help it can fuckin get...

  • There is no God sweetie

  • LOL toilet scribble wat weird name is that because ur crapping on the toilet all the time and how do u know that we cant live without polar bears all you know is about "FREKEN TOILETS" Your not very bright are you so you need to Shutup and I got a new name for your username CRAPface143

  • tortoiseboy,

    You say I am not bright and then you spell 'you're' 'your'. You are comedy gold. Also, FREKEN is not a word, shutup is actually two words, one being shut and the other being up and lastly CRAPface is probably not allowed to be used on youtube but I will try if you want me too. Now let me get back to my polar bear steak.....YUMMY!!!

  • listen im not good at spelling i admit it like a man. Okay and I might be dummer that you because your a geek in your mother's basement

  • Tortoiseboy,

    PUNCTUATE!!!! It saves lives!!!

    And...I do not live in MY mother's basement. I live in YOUR mother's basement. She's my sugar momma. Did I mention I wear Polar Bear Skin shoes?

  • u dont know wat ur talking bout and this is text slang i use it and u need to learn it

  • Yeah let him be shot and we do language arts and speeling thats it

  • Honestly, Tortoiseboy200, stop posting on this video. You don't know what you're talking about.

  • Hey tortoiseboy, you just earned yourself a new nickname - The Crapface Kid - now, go spread your crap somewhere else, we're all bored with it~

  • did u try the crapface as ur username yet

  • That's just awesome.

  • Awsome :)

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