Funny Egypt Airlines Pre-Flight Announcement

[Mrhamdys]

cheek my chaneel out

[NazaninNek]

This made my day x]

[ozzymuzzy246]

This is Cem Yılmaz, a Turkish stand-up comedian :)

[rastafarinja]

our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us. OMG me and my friend lmfao rofl.

[ProffesorDobby]

OMG SOOOO FUNNY

[thesamher]

iid hate to be egyptian

[SucculentMs]

pleasurrrrrrrrrrre))))))))))))­)))))))



[AhmedSheshtawi]

Saudian English Accent lol

[mo2abasha]

Here because of Obama ;)

[xoxoJAYxoxoJAYxoxo]

LMFAOO, IM SO PROUD TO BE AN EGYPTAIN <3 LMFAO(= I CANT STOP LAUGHINGG :')

[stuffyluver]

even terrorist are afraid to fly with us XD and 30% of our passengers have reached the destinations LMAOO

[awesomest230]

THAT'S SO TRUE!! Egypt air sucks! I hate it! My chair was broken and the food sucks and the bathrooms were broke and the tv is BOOTLEGGED and ugh.

[iGeneticful]

" we can arrange for them to be turn off " LOL

[MicroG14]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[VigneshGRox]

over 70% of our passengers have reached zair destination safely!

[Mistery876]

thank you for flying on Egypt air for the first and last time :D

[bigtimesharx]

wtf



[zarah1020]

Tooooooooooo funny ....I am crying from laughing so much..................and I have traveled using Egypt Air twice and it has been a great experience and I highly recommend it but there was a delay at the New York Airport ,,,,,,I guess the captain was lost somewhere in Egypt traffic,...and did not make it on time .....he was delayed 6 hours .........

[steave707]

we will end up somewhere in egypt :D

[amir1995]

omg i have never laughed sooo much! typical egyptians :L

[Zombi0Fear]

lol

[obiyeable]

this is so HILARIOUS....



[westside121812]

If lucky we may land on ur village lol

[MrAhmedUA]

he is called hendy and he is a actor he is kidden

[MrAhmedUA]

hahahahh



[smigglepoof]

lolololol "As of this year 30% of our passengers have reached there destination..." Sooo funny did the captain actually say this or did u make it up???? AWESOME

[mariemma3]

OMG,so funny,we will land with some luck even in your village LOL

[Nuckler18221]

LAME



[TheMaster26454]

@Nuckler18221 No sense of humour.

[midosaadany]

esara7a ka3k de gamda akher 7aga

[nazeerazam]

It is a great sense of humour

[youknowuluvme27]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OMG I JUST DIED!!!!!! THIS IS SOOO FUNNNNNYYYY!!

[Macooasme]

What is this sound, sss?

[Macooasme]

This person needs to make Fun of Egypt air. I really did not preshiad this vdeo. Everyone, this not a captin.

[elhaganelmasry]

مع احترامي متهيالي كان زمان حاجة زي كده انا بعمل خارج مصر وعشان تحجز في مصر للطيرات عايز شهرين قبلها غير ان التذكرة من اغلي التذاكر الخدمة محترمة جدا احسن من طيران كتير واخد صيت كفاية بس الطيار المصري بعض شركات الطيران التانية تحس بالمطب الهوائي كانك راكب عجلة ولا ياساتر في الهبوط او الطلوع تحس انك هتقع من الطيارة

[EgyptBlueGuard]

landing there is not guaranteed

[EgyptianShaabi]

Funny . but Egypt air is the biggest and the most developed airport in Africa

[The2Doorways]

We Egyptians are awesome. Memorized this sooo long ago ;)

[bambam2007bigelow]

he is imitating the Sa'idy(Upper Egyptian) accent of the Egyptian Arabic...and it is a joke...

Egypt Air is now a member in the international Star Alliance alonge with Lufthansa...

come and visit Egypt for an experiment the will fill your life with memories...

[spido123]

@bambam2007bigelow that ruined the joke

[bambam2007bigelow]

I am Egyptian and i found this very funny...however,Egypt Air has been developed over the very last period...

and my beloved Egypt is rising now after our great revolution...come and visit us...you are very well welcomed...

your friend, Mina

[coskund4]

This is by Cem Yilmaz, a Turkish comedian. It's not racism, don't get it seriously.

[eldiine]

I'm Egyptian and I don't see this racism. It's funny ! Egypt Air have changed now, it's a Star Alliance member and high quality. 

[themisaker]

racist rubbish :(

[MySkyisClear]

We might even land in your village. lmao.

[MrAmmarTV]

بحياتي ماشفت مصري يتكلم انجليزي مثل الناس لول

with تقولون عليها وز

this تقولون عليها زيس

حرف الزين من وين يايبينه مادري لول

[hanimkmh]

@MrAmmarTV

كل بلد يوجد بها ناس متعلمين و ناس جهلاء. أعتقد أنه في بلدك ايضاً يوجد ناس لا يعرفون الانجليزية على الإطلاق فلا داعي للتعميم

[xInYourShadowx]

LMFAO.

[thenoobscape1]

thats sooooooooooooo egyptian:P

[moanator225]

lololol

[minakelada]

comfor....ble :D:D yabnel eeh ya newer

[jermeen]

Most of egyptian who went to english schools talks with a good accent ...but this video was made as a joke ,...even egyptians laugh at it :D

but the point is that some schools in egypt don't teach english before grade 6. thats why some of egyptian have a crazy funny accent ...Indian The worst accent ever i worked with indians, dutch, americans, british, ...indians have terrible accent. i always ask them to send me what they want in an email :D but they are so kind :)

[moneys97]

sorry for the 4 day delay as i forgot to put the bakery baking kake

[rockhot77]

lol i jst love egyptian accents even though i cant understand alot of wat they say wen they are talking in english, wen they say "jamaican" it's the funniest thing ever!!<3

[adamasrinsky]

The original about the Somali Airlines, from where you have plagiarized this, is way way funnier..

[arthurhawkins1]

haleem made this right?

[onerepuplic1]

lol this is sooo truuuuue

[Diiful]

if u' re lucky we might be even landing on your village LOOOL

[Lenny7377]

thats funny

[Ramoronsin]

Zis iz zoooooooo olz

[khaledch10]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[iemadi13]

LMFAOOOOOO THIS IS TOO FUNNY I LOVE THE ACCENT!!!

[booyaka3]

@iemadi13 Then you'll love Egypt. 

[iemadi13]

@booyaka3 LOL yea i am arab, i just love it still :)

he makes it maximum arab :D

[booyaka3]

@iemadi13 I'm Egyptian! :D

[iemadi13]

@booyaka3 LOOL i judt love it when egyptians talk in english but not when they talk in arabic, its the weirdest accent, lebenese is the BEST!!

[fb482]

hahahha id give 5 stars if i could :D:D

[djmoindahouse]

@fb482 5 stars doesn't exist any more. Its either like or dislike

[fb482]

@djmoindahouse thanks for enlightening me but thats the reason why i said ID give 5 stars IF I COULD :D:D:D

[momo61096]

rofl, la pourriture.

[boomba3]

yez yez yez you zi my mozer and my fazer go to ze bazar to bye gazar seg youz

[krishollow]

Bad mic =(

[SuperDragon2009]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO hahahahahhahahahahahaha gamda gamda xD

[IRAQ4EVER95]

well his accent is too bad for his good english lol xD

[MoBanaja]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

morsy morsy :D:D

[mashbak]

@foxmorocco04 oba enta we2e3t awy ma3 e7tramy lel ma3`reb bas ana tayar fee airfrance 5at paris US el tayreen el masreen men a7san el tayreen laken masr el tairan zebala 3ashan keda ma7desh beyrkbha bas el first class zay ek 2nd class fee el air france

[badry161616]

hilariousss!!!

[egyptswain]

hehehehe not exactly

[Kool92cv]

THIS IS THE BEST EGYPTIAN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE <3 . PERIOD.

[ShishaExpress17]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! i cant stop laughingggggg :P

[FireFz]

haha xD never gets old

[thenadamagdi]

lol that's sooooooooooooo funny 

[1996tre]

dat was funny lol



[MrOmarkoo]

Very Funny joke xD

[CaptainRyan242]

seating and standing passengers:P

[norhanosman9]

the funniest part is when he says to watch a movie from the airplane next to us

[TheKidoan]

@norhanosman9 hahahahhahahahahahahhah

[sonicrange2]

zorry for ze four day delay in daking off but i had to put in some ekestra time ad ze bakery store

[MrsRana09]

@sonicrange2 ad ze bakery store to bake some kahk :D haha

[MrFIDOOOO]

is THIS A JOKE

IF SO OK

IF NO

fuck you egypt air is the best !!

[MrSmsm007]

@MrFIDOOOO CALM DOWN MAN ITS JUST A JOKE

[MrRamy8]

even terrorist are affraid to fly with us whahahahahah Xd Very funnyyyyyyy~~!!

[bb33or24]

@MrRamy8 hey ramy its me brandon from mrs keegans class

[bb33or24]

@MrRamy8 hey ramy its brandon

[martstewart]

TYPICAL ARAB WANKERS .CANT ORGANISE A PISS UP IN A BREWRY

[hamasaful]

@martstewart let me show u asshole

[IRAQ4EVER95]

@martstewart

its a joke...... well the arabs has the least airplane disasters

[DidoooZ]

@martstewart chill out , it's a joke .. Dump

[Tsuyoshi700]

holy fuck lol :D

[MrParry1999]

HOLY

[Brokenheartcuti3]

4 days delay in takin off :P

[Brokenheartcuti3]

lmfao these arabian dumbasses

[gauravbaner]

@Brokenheartcuti3 You Ignorant STUPID ass.... Egypt is NOT Arabian.....ROFLMAO.....on your ignorance.....

[Brokenheartcuti3]

@gauravbaner oh then what else are they?? don't they speak the arabic language....just because Egypt is in Africa doesn't mean that they aren't arabians you ignorant bastard

[gauravbaner]

@Brokenheartcuti3 Yeps. Just Like all people living in Spain are Mexican because they speak Spanish. Now rn't u a Genius.

[Brokenheartcuti3]

@gauravbaner shurup and that has got to do nothing with what i mean.....! Egyptians consider themselves Arabians...so who the fuck are you to argue with this!!!!

[euyooo]

@Brokenheartcuti3

not all of us believe that we are arabs !!!

[DarkSphinxx]

We regret to inform you that todays in flight movie will not be shown, as we have forgotten to record it off the TV. LOL

[solom94]

We will end up somewhere in Egypt :D

[Am0i0isa0popcorn]

hahah yea ofcourse its fake! xDD i love it!! gamda mooot! and if luck is on our favor we may be even landing in your viallge! 'if our engines are too noisy for u on passenger request we can arrange for zem to be turned off to make sure zat u are feeling confartbblll' lool i love egypt

[monier20]

hhhhhhhhhh i love the shshsh at the beginning and the end..

[Ewad2008]

" Stutodurdess " . HAHAHAH

[jjilly]

we will fly close to somali air so that u can watch the movie they are giving in their own plane...hehehhe funnyyyyyyyy

[KabreeTaHipHop]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh

[ehsan83]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL i love it thanks

[lakshmak]

BAHABAAAAAHAHAHAHA made me cry

[EmiratesJet]

Lol. Airblin haha.

He is triing to do the Egyptian accent?

[zemlianika]

Bahahaha! Terrorists are afraid to fly with us :)

For a request engines could be requested to be turned off. LOL!

For those of you who cannot find a seatbelt, kindly fasten yourselfs with your own belt to the seat.

Oh wow. This is really hilarious! I will enjoy visiting Egypt!

P.S: From Russia with LOVE

[Nadoozii]

I love this :D couldn't stop laughing!

[ilikejigsawpuzzles]

Sounds fake.

[livefreediehard21]

no really retard??

[OMaRxakaEks]

@ilikejigsawpuzzles Its Fake !!

[Soccer7SG]

Fasten your belt to the chair, lol.

[ehabnady]

جامدة

[aviyanka070]

this is brilliant... but it ****** Egypt Air....

[Tononche]

Was this supposed to be funny? What such a terrible English accent fake,,

[Callabris]

@ Tononche It's not supposed to be an English accent. Apparently you haven't been around to many people with an "English" accent or you would be able to to easily tell it's no where close to it. By the way he is Spoofing an airline it's not supposed to be real, Someone is a bit slow. Maybe a few screws are loose in that noggin of yours.

[ephemeralprotagonist]

Funny clip.

In 2007, I had the misfortune of flying with EgyptAir. Your spoof tanoy is not far from the reality.

I couldn't believe how rude the flight attendants were; one was actually verbally and physically abusive to me for no reason. And I was flying in the supposed business class cabin.

The food was discussing. Meal definitely not prepared in a LHR kitchen. Chicken was actually still raw and FA yelled at me when I advised food was dangerous to eat.

Never again.

[ibraheemq8y]

ziz iz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Pilotsofer]

lol

[KikiRox3]

Can someone please wi=rite the full lyrics of this funny thing,, Please??

thanku :)

[loveutube6]

his is captain heredy, welcoming both seated and standing passangers on board of egypt air. We apolagize for the 4 days delay in taking off. it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery bakin cack. This is flight 717 to Alexandria airport. Landing there is not guaranteed, btu we will end up somewhere in egypt and if luck is in

[loveutube6]

our favour, we may even be landing on your village. Egypt air has na excellent safety record, infact, our safety records are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us. It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year, over 30 percent of our passangers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passanger request, we can arrange for them to be turned off to ensure that you are feeling comfortable.

[loveutube6]

We regret to inform you that todays in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia airlines where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. ANy smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning systems of the engines telling us to slow down. In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible

[loveutube6]

for the best view.  If however we get a little too close, do let us know. Our ethusiastic co-pilot sometimes even flies right through the landmark. Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat belt. For those of you who cannot find the seatbelt, kindly fasten our own belt to the arm of your seat and for those of you who cannot find the seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with out stuardess who will of course explain to you how to fasten yourself

[mrkersha]

thats funny lol

[ndalubi]

loooooooooooool. IF they turn off the engine then plane will stop moving. If only 70% percent reach then what bout the 30%? watch tv thru Ethiopian airlines; flying on the landmark...flying for the first and last time; fasten yourself to your suitcase; terrorist afraid to fly at high altitude.....Damn this is too much... I can't stop loughing:D

[kshaq22]

wow..you're smart. Do you feel superior now?

[rushiiru]

lol

[barbeku1]

cem , sen misin bu:)

[samin62]

lmao

[cheeser0]

lol 4 days delay

[MrPichiyou]

this made me lol

[rbh1138]

Egypt Air has a great safety record. This is just insulting. Also it's not funny.

[pomlexpomz]

ah rbh1138 u have to try an spoil everything just enjoy

[wenty4me]

eh el habal da f3ln...

walahi md7knesh 5ales..

nas hobl..

[TheBigTDIproductions]

@wenty4me its just a joke. Chill ya3ni. Mafeesh moshkela.

[SimHarrison]

LOL! if you can't find the seat! very funny! :)

[elouaililili]

i dont know how its for you but for me it was veeeeeeeeeery funny! XD

[lilia7777777]

eih elhabal da :S

[SeregaTsoy]

...- -"

[tony58246]

fuck a7a بنت الكلب و

[nudprod]

fukken boring

[mitchell96lol]

so is ya mum

[kalamntena]

:))))))))))))

فظيعة

[isaachermann]

ha!ha!

[twideadlyvampire]

hahahahahahaha. this is da funniest s*** i've heard in 4evr!! kindly fasten ur own belt to da arm of the seat

[kirbycellist]

sounds like mr burns from simpsons

[swirlyivy]

how to fasten yourself to your suitcase! HAhahaahahaha :D

I luv it! hilarious! :D

[x0x0Jayx0x0]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

LMFAO

harraaamm :(

[PrEtTyGeRiSr90]

SO FUNNY!!!!! HHHHHH

[yehia1995]

lol even terrorists are scared to fly with us hahaha lol

[barneyscute]

i meant to rate 5 but rated 2

[greedyfatcat3]

That was so funnnnnnny!

[deanbush]

I liked EgyptAir when I flew them. Very hospitable staff too.

[him1bam1]

evrey time i fly with theme i avoid eating...i suggest you do!

[itsval713]

him1bam1 :lol do u got some disease that made u afraid of the nice good food ??

coz thats the only reason i can think up for u to say that ..

[Muslimaahhh]

Ha-ha; "Baking ka'ek"- Lol! I have this on my phone :)

[yoto5951]

lol