Bea Arthur Prank Call - Marijuana Collection #1

[MrJTYoung7]

OMFG!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!

[MissLeigh78]

The kid is fucking AMAZING.

[DaScottMan240]

we so need more of these videos.....fuckin awesome

[markmeetsworld]

"i smoke as much grass as you do!" i almost peed myself laughing at that part!

[rebwanz]

So where's Marijuana Collection #2?!?!?!?!?

[Clifftopher08]

WHAT is going ON!?!  haha perfect

[charmedonenx]

Yes! Please make more of these indeed!

[seismotronik]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!!!

[adminofsugas]

Omg I love this video it's so funny I love the ending

[derangedpranks]

Finally finished the soundboard, it's up on my website for anyone who would like to use it. Thanks Dew!

[MerylStreepsChannel]

OMG I'm LMAO right now!

[rob2891]

This was great!

[ArchdukeGregory]

I have a soundboard exactly for this. Message me if you want it.

[joe133322]

Is it sad that I'm 17, and I know what episode most of these clips are from :P

[demo2382]

@joe133322 No its not, you're a badass!

[littlebit19801]

@joe133322 That isn't sad at all, I think it's AWSOME! Young people today SHOULD be familiar with these old classics. It kills me when young people today don't even know who people like Bea Arthur, Dick van Dyke and Carol Burnett are.

[sociopathicregret]

soundboard the girl at the end

[tallulah1961]

One of the best porank calls

[derangedpranks]

I can't take it anymore, I'm making a soundboard of her RIGHT NOW, I've wanted one for the past few years but didn't know how to make them till now.

[bklynAtrain]

LOL!!

[billydeeuk]

Whoitiz?!

[Mobee211]

ROFL love it! I miss Bea! Maude and Golden Girls.......she was a legend.

[MrJMR1985]

Where is the Bea Arthur Soundboard?

[heterodoxphilomath]

i did you a favor, you do me a favor...

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

Tell your Mammy and your Pappy to give it to you

[daisyladii]

i need some marijuana lol

[XxSwAgStAtuZxX]

lol my mom name is tangela lol

[sociopathicregret]

@XxSwAgStAtuZxX does she evolve into tangrowth?

[XxSwAgStAtuZxX]

@sociopathicregret NOOOOOOOOOOOO :)

[majictiger]

You gotta love this....hysterical!

[rowenawallace]

this is BRILLIANT! 

[ritter89]

Sound like you got in touch with a short-bus rider on that second call with the dog and everything.

[Dominique913]

I HAVE A TURTLE! XD!!

[Dominique913]

HAHAHA!!!

[lps81682live]

hilarious!



[DorisDayFanatic]

The episode of The Golden Girls is on right now where she says "You dismissed me," "What I went through...what you put me through...," "No one deserves that kind of treatment," and others. It's a more serious episode, but I can't take the lines in the episode seriously because I keep thinking of this prank call and start laughing.

[maleficentdiva]

OMG that is a riot! ROTFL! Bea is the best! I always loved her voice, its great!

[TheMaxx111]

This is a really great prank call, one of the best out there.

[An0k1n]

"I SMOKE AS MUCH GRASS AS YOU DO!!!" LMAO

[Trevrz1]

classic!

[Malcolmsgretsch]

That is the funniest thing Ive heard in along time. Classic.

[rmendez27]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glittersmack]

This is BRILLIANT! I was laughing so hard that my stomach started hurting! Thanks for this!

[damitdan]

LMAO

[TheMaxx111]

From what show are the Marajuana lines? Maud? Golden Girls?

[ZaxATWTNukefan2010]

@TheMaxx111 Maude, a season 1 episode.

[tummielvr]

@TheMaxx111 The lines about Marijuana are from Maude, the line about being dismissed is from the Golden Girls

[captcanada66]

ask your mamay or your pappy

[luciouskidd]

lol

[jesuped]

That kid really stole the show.

[centralviva]

LMAO this is hilarious 

[PrankValleyTN]

hey prank call this number with that marijuana talk soundboard, its 423-277-2743

[element37217]

i think the kid had some marijuana

[drumstick74]

@element37217 Definately..lol

[Aidan0128]

i love bea arthur (rip) lol

[dprince1988]

lol this was so funny

[ScottishPEACEguy]

this makes marijuana sound bad.

[jriley2008]

RIP Bea! do more soundboards by her. I like her and JUDGE JUDY sound boards AWESOME!

[Matt777shxt]

Shoulda said i need some marijuana to the little kid hahaha

[robertwc82]

what show is this from?

[tylertyler82]

The lady at the end sounds Chinese at first and then she turns out to be ghetto

[BrokenHeartedGrl21]

@tylertyler82 lololol

[TristanSS3]

Oh my God, this is the funniest thing I've listened to in ages. Do you want to talk to my dog Barkley?! I have a fish and a turtle; do you want to talk to them?!

[utoobuser101]

Classic. the mom sounds so nice

[DuhJonny]

"Wanna talk to my dog nelly??"

[kugotsumin]

AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!

[TheTurkaderr]

tangela ? how does Angela sound like tangela ??

[TheTurkaderr]

" she's dismissing it ! "

[SitcomStudios]

where is this soundboard?

[orvgg]

Bea was amazing. This prank was sick! More More More!

[hattrickster33]

lol "I have turtle and a fish!!!"

[wesker01]

where can i fined this sound board ???

[Dejection55]

OMG!! that was wonderful!

[nickyvallee]

this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life...i cannot stop laughing...crying..I've shared it with just about everyone I know...please do and post more!!! brilliant shit, this is...

[ScaredMoon]

NVm, I remember :)

[ScaredMoon]

what Golden Girls episode is this from?!

[JeffHardyFanNY]

@ScaredMoon It's the one where Dorothy goes to doctor in NY for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. She runs into him in part 2 of the episode in a restaurant in Miami while out to dinner with the girls. I'ma huge GG fan:)

[HRHDOT3]

@ScaredMoon This actually from an episode of Maude, 'The Grass Story', one of my favorites...Classick!

[ChilaneTurner]

amazing I love it

[Number1UltimateMJFan]

This is fucking hilarious, especially with that last call with the black woman. Bea Arthur was soooo funny and will be deeply missed.

[InformationRaise5000]

I just saw the episode of Golden Girls with move of these sound clips, lol

[Wild1995]

This is one of the best celebrity sound board prank calls ever.

RIP Bea

You are still making us laugh !

[TheGrassyknollkiller]

This is hillarious where did you get the audio?

[robbiesyohn]

The older movie stars/actresses are great to record and play pranks with. Joan Crawford,Bette Davis, Katherine Hepburn (but I think she'd be a dead giveway because of her voice). All would be funny. Lily Tomlin,Phyllis Diller.

[HatsForEveryone]

The second to last call makes me laugh so hard. After the mom gets on the phone and Bea just keeps rambling.



[robbiesyohn]

@HatsForEveryone i can't stop laughing either. This really cheers me up after being depressed. I love these prank calls. I used to prank call people years ago before cell phones and when no tracing existed. The stuff my friends and me used to say.

[lamareikan666]

You should call a marijuana dispensary with this soundboard

[ScottyWolfe]

Not as good as you want them to be? You've got to be kidding these are awesome!

[brentEApower]

This was really cute... I even remember the Maude episode where Bea Arthur's character was trying to hold a marijuana sit-in of housewives at the local police station!

[dannysgirl71605]

OMG I can't stop laughing!!! "I HAVE A TURTLE!!! AND I HAVE A FISH!!!" Perhaps that little girl KNEW she was talking to Bea Arthur (little did she know it was just a soundboard), and knew Bea loved animals. That could explain her enthusiasm about her animals and why she wanted Bea to talk to all of them lol!!!

[kain1384]

The clips from Golden Girls are awesome, someone needs to call more people with that.

[FKatzenjammer]

Who would give this a 'thumbs down' rating?

This is hilarious, awesome and brilliant!

[at3am]

I've listened to this at least 10 times, my tummy hurts so bad from laughing so hard :D

[centralviva]

lol funny shit

[majorferret]

i need some marijuana.i smoke as much grass as you do!i did you a favor,you do me a favor. this is priceless!

[TheRiddler215]

LMFAO

[BloodyXscreaM]

This is genius! Thanks for the laughs!

[311diamonddoll]

Hahahaha...this is too damn funny... Where did you get these from?

[mousepotatoe]

So funny! nice work :)

[rickyroo]

This is really really funny!!!!

[turkaderr]

I love how the black woman add's a T to Angela,lol

[creamygoodness420]

VICTIM: You got a wrong number I have no idea what you're talking about

BEA: Don't do this to me! Don't do this to me! LMAO!!!!

[vidstrika22]

i didyou afavor now do me  favor lol

[billydeeuk]

The little kid deserves a soundboard all of his own

[Dexie78]

I love this! I know exactly what episodes this is all from. The 1st season of "Maude", the episode "A Grass Story". I love that episode. It tried so hard to get the hypocrisy of people who smoke weed vs. people who take legit Rx drugs. Maude, Walter and Carol mange in 2 mins to mention every barbiturate, benzo and upper on the market @ the time: chloral hydrate, Librium, Doriden, Milltown, Secconal, Valium, AND Ritalin ("It will pick you up just like THAT! That's what Mommies are for!".

[Witchy1976]

No, sorry...the whole shit is funny. I'm on the floor over here!

[ImJenniferAniston]

I don't even know an Angela. LMAO!

[lancetop]

LOL @ 1:16! I've been there myself. You run out of pot and start calling everyone you know! LOL

[elrota]

This is genius my friend, GENIUS! LOL! I love it! Excellent!!!

[floodedcar123]

Witch episode of maude?

[LouisTravieon]

OMG the first lady that answers sounds EXACTLY like my grandpas girlfriend lmao omg Im gunna ask her if Bea Arthur ever called looking for pot, hahahahaha!

[gelluper]

"...Well I don't have any!" LMAO

[Witchy1976]

@gelluper Yeah, that part is too funny, LMFAO!

[cookieshopgirl]

you dissmissed meeeeee

[ralcock]

ROTFL

[sdsuedehead]

OMG Im crying over here..Im laughing to hard

[varome]

they did in an episode of Maude in the 70s, silly ;)

[AtLastOnTheGround]

A MILLION TIMES YES!!!

where did this soundboard come from?! when did Bea ever discuss marijuana?

[ItBrandonSilver]

On an episode of Maude.

[bradleysubershow]

OMG no you didn't lol

[cxphid89]

Hahaha. That was amazing. Love it.

[MoneyFlowz15]

LMFAO

[TenebreFan]

YOU DISMISSED ME!!! THIS IS ANGELA

[jasonbarney28]

Please make MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!! I CRIED WHEN SHE PASSED AWAY!! SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND I WANT MORE OF THESE PLEASE!!!!! THANKS!!

[warpig2313]

nice

[beloved113]

i love the dog nellie xD

[ImJenniferAniston]

"You are making this very difficult for me" LOL!

[AdamKaoru]

LOLLLLL "And I don't! So there ya are!" LMAO

[nekad2000]

Where's #2? This is hilarious.

[ChilaneTurner]

If Bea Arthur heard this she would freakin laugh so hard. This is priceless...I love it LOL

[TenebreFan]

is there a mp3 for this??

[Mongo76]

LMAO good one

[ladyvee7110]

Give the woman some damn marijuana for god sakes....LOL!

RIP Bea.

[ImJenniferAniston]

This is the best prank call. I love Bea.

[MotownConnoisseur30]

Tangleo?!

[p20]

who is dis.. dis a message from tangela lol

[MotownConnoisseur30]

HAHAHAHA! I love when she says that!

[bjoh249]

People are such dicks! I cannot understand how they could not figure out this was a prank call and get the joke.

[CharmingSage]

All Americans are idiots.

[Wild1995]

Tangela?  ROFL

[MotownConnoisseur30]

LMAO!!!

[newmanmn86]

Angela..

Who?

Angela.

This a message from Tangela?

Yes.

[mznonchalant08]

-iLove This Yo ; R.i.p Bea

[wickedjpan]

well tell ya mamay and ya pappy ta give it to you

[Daethaqt3000]

I Remember she went to the doc for chronic fatigue syndrome classic!

[CrepeSuzette7]

Hahaha! Wow, great. I laughed really hard around 3:30

I'd say the video was a little dead in the middle because it was a lot of repeat, but otherwise, it was super-funny.

You should do more : ))

[Homewrecker386]

R.I.P Bea Authur. She was a great actess and a beautiful person, big animal rights activist just like Rue.

On another note, this is great! I didn't know there was a BA soundboard out there. Great quality too!

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

HAHA!! That was GREAT!!

[myvwtube]

the first part where she say i need some marijuana is from the 70's sitcom Maude

[AutobotLover]

LMAO

[MRDJANDY2009]

"I NEED SOME MARIJUANA" hahahaha

[DCLeeLee]

Please post more Bea Arthur!!!

[Mahoney8T7]

the 'hello' at the beginning is hilarious....

[DarioMusic83]

Is there marijuana collection #2?

[lancetop]

This is my dog, Nellie. She's a real nice dog. She doesn't bark as much as our other dog, Barkley. LMFAO

[thermite68]

whats marijuana?

[Never1924]

where did u get the soundboard lol

[Never1924]

Wanna talk to my dog Nelly?

[thefrozencharles]

jajaja

[MrFairygodmother]

Hey can i ask where this soundboard is?

[lamareikan666]

In this clip, Bea Arthur sounds just like my Middle School counsellor

[playboyx85]

Barkley. LOL

[rmendez27]

I have a turtle...LOL!!!

[RedDaVincy]

I've GOT to have the marijuana! Just sprinkle it onto my grave :(

[jeremyely]

was that kid for real !?

[northernxstar]

HAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

[ooeellama]

lol at the kid in the background "I have a turtle!"

[babyducky1023]

"And I have a fish!"

[lancetop]

I watch this several times a week, it's a guaranteed joy!

[tjbman07]

We don't do no damn marijuana ova here tell your mami or papi to give it to yuh.

[pickupartistwannabe]

fu**ing hilarious!!!

[paigeemelia]

I. Love. This.

[victoriabean]

Ya right! These are from Maude not GG!

[MissLeigh78]

Some are from Golden Girls. The one where Dorothy has chronic fatigue syndrome.

[pgy002]

I finally saw the eppi of the Golden Girls where MOST of these clips are from.

[otter06]

So hilarious! I can't wait for Marijuana Collection #2!