Obama Taking Away Your Choice to Find Your Savior.

[prschuster]

To all those Christians who complain that government is taking away their freedom to impose their religion on the rest of us, I say "Season's Greetings".

[the07tour]

Two words; COO COO!

[knetterrrr]

Ed MArtin is a complete idiot.

[MadroxUk]

That last guy comes from my state. fucking asshole.

[buckfushes]

I found Waldo easy enough, if that counts... Christ is still hiding somewhere though, he's harder to find than Bin Laden! Maybe those tea-baggers know where Ole Jesus is hiding...

[ihitawallofassholes]

Ed Martin; the largest threat you face are the LSD affected disenfranchised. I will lead them against you.

[brianthemayan]

Fuckin Pinecones..... how do they work?

[GriffinPilgrim]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

[MaryJesusJoseph]

How far will the paranoia and just sheer batshittery of these Christians go? They are just over the edge. I wish Jesus would come back and whack them upside the head.

[RyuDarragh]

"To find Christ for ME AND YOU" = to force you to acknowledge Jesus as your personal saviour. Heh... we've been around long enough to understand newspeak, Ted.

[chessdawgz]

@RyuDarragh Well said :)

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

[AcquiredKnowledge]

Seriously, no one is taking away YOUR right to believe in whatever fairytale saviour YOU want! What these rednecks r complaining about is that the government is no longer forcing Jesus down the throats of ALL Americans. They want Jesus and all his prejudicial baggage to permeate every part of our political system, and if not, then somehow that means their PERSONAL FREEDOM in worship is reigned in. The utter hypocricy of close-minded, ignorant and intolerant Christians is always astounding.

[meatnug]

crazy fuckers

[ricardas83]

Ministry of salvation...

[RtFusion]

He talks about choices . . . then give women the choice to abort or not.

Good thing I left Jesus and the rest of Christianity on the side of the highway whilst driving away from that light of religious faith.

[GenevievesVindicated]

But, Jesus already ditched me. He didn't want a long distance relationship. =*(

[ObsidianTeen]

"the growth of government"

Hypocritical conservative Christians. They're the ones who want to impose their religious morality on others, by keeping cannabis illegal, straight marriage legal while gay marriage is illegal, abortion illegal even for rape and incest.

"None of them are qualified because they're all fucking retarded." -Doug Stanhope on the politicians in this country

[WouldbeSage]

Wait... What?

[carlcartman]

I knew it! Lib'rals and Satan are one and the same!

[prolefeedprocessor]

@carlcartman You forgot Jews. :P

[anthonzi]

lmao

[preachersaredumb]

These right wing jihadists are very unstable. When you thought you heard it all, it just gets more paranoid and delusional