Wanna See A Dead Body?

[MegaDjkid]

Epic 

[lenore1340]

That would be a messed up way of committing suicide.

[BrotherBlark]

The joke is hilarious but the delivery could have been better. I still like it, though.

[AckrosNL]

That.. that was such a realistic fall! :O BRAVO.

[animalcrackers555]

I tht she was gonna kill him but nooooo..

[ThePhotory]

@animalcrackers555 How would he else be able to see a dead body if it's he who dies? :p

[Time4Skating]

he runs like a retard.

[unpuercofeo]

@Time4Skating nice input.

[maggie22marti]

lmao



[123ramenlover]

WTF 

[Iplaynked]

Why even spend the time adding fake blood when she squats instead of collapsing?

[QueenAnime99]

OMG this is too funny.

[gamerbluesign]

you people do realize that when cops find out about this NO ONE is gonna believe its a suicide right? lol

[TheSoloistic]

fag fag faggy faggy fag fag

[0Kevsta0]

explosm.net/comics/921/

[hatever]

WOW! Lube shot right out of her head!

[theoblivian7]

Damn i thought he was a necrophiliac

[ZombiezKilla58]

lol press 6

[raginghawk17]

fucked up

[1toughyamaha]

Valdemort101 that was frickin funny lmao

[TouchOfAimar]

yup, ripped of Cyanide & Happiness

[bottomseeder452000]

Yes

[voldemortrules101]

Say no to everything kids. Not JUST drugs and cigaretts

[godownweeniegodown23]

I KNEW iT!!!!!

[zlaad]

lol wtf!!

[yacobucc1]

Funniest thing ever.

[MegaSlothlike]

Um lol?

[MarshallsCorp]

Reminds me of 5 second films

[tnhl77]

this is how twilight should have been in movie form

[Killthreath]

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!!

[BazukaKasuko]

@Killthreath Hey you're right, I recognize it!

[killer21334]

I was actually sorta expecting that...

not sure why...

[sillysass10]

I vote he shoulda said 'Jackpot >:3' and had fun.

[MrPoshyandjoinc]

You stole my idea, I seriously thought of that but I never made the video. Dang!

[absolut100able]

Press 6!! xD

[AuzzieAuzzieAuzzie01]

This reminds me of Cyanide and happynisses comic script

[lgzozole]

@AuzzieAuzzieAuzzie01 I am thinking the same

[wump17]

press 6

[zerosonico]

Cyanide and Happiness.

[starwarsbro99]

Good camera. Shitty editing.

[ShammyWoWLoL]

Man...you guys are talented...this shit is hilarious.

[Nyocurio]

I'd do her while she's still warm.

[neon6]

@Nyocurio that's necrophilia 

[Nyocurio]

@neon6 yes :D

[satochi08]

@Nyocurio lol

[tnhl77]

@neon6 and it is some weird shit lol bagboy clip from machima

[Filo127]

The Cheesyness of these cheesy special effects is just so cheesy.

[JakeJohnRogers]

@Filo127 Chessyness is Cheesy? No Cheesing way! Cheesus Cheest! Get the Cheese outta cheese!

[lifeiscrap103]

@Filo127 That wasn't blood, that was cheese!

[blobclock]

Cyanide and Happiness did this first.

[468chuckles]

i can reenact that better :) if you guys need someone who can look like they died on the spot, contact me :D the trick is to relax all muscles in your body, but also avoid from hitting your head on the ground.. i make it look realz

[thefancysticks]

@468chuckles Hey wassup dude?

[468chuckles]

@thefancysticks woah, zack, how the fuck do you do that?

[468chuckles]

@thefancysticks we shuld reenact this skit zack.. pleeeaaassseee?

[uratoko]

Why didn't he but raped her, she's wont mind now :D

[stickdudeshooter]

@uratoko but thats like teabagging a skeleton

[sonnetxi]

ive seen this in a comic somewhere

[Gooza3]

Knowing all of the dark humor this channel produces, I knew that was coming before I clicked.

[TehJonneh]

Oh my God, I KNEW that was coming. <3

[1234buckeyefan]

i would of at least take her body and...... hide it duh you perves

[Coffelover28]

if it was better graphics and if it didn't have shitty coloring, it might've been funny.

[electrojones]

gee. how brilliant...

this kind of 'comedy' is really the future...you're bound to go places...so talen..ted...

[Zigamafa]

She was not commited to that role.

[mynameisjavin]

she squatted then let herself down with her hand.... lol a bit too unrealistic

[recneps96]

I like the 5 second films version better :D (search "casualties of war 5sf")

[BorisovHank]

5 second films...



[Josper128]

verry realistic..

[Thehaffy13]

its still warm...... just saying....

[SpookyJohnathan]

This happened to me one time. Honestly, officer.

[Knive89]

cyanide and happiness did it better... about 3 years ago.

[Mansurus]

@Knive89 Yeah man, i too, a retard, totally believe that 3 years ago, some internet comic were the first ones to establish a joke. I mean, nowhere, in the last 8,000 years - has anyone else thought of it before.

[Knive89]

@Mansurus I don't recall where I wrote the comic was the one who invented the joke? I stated they did the joke "better" but thank goodness you know you're retarded already! The first step to fixing a problem as admitting you have one. Much luck with your stupid endeavors!

[discorobotz]

@Knive89 Christine Chubbuck did it better 37 years ago

[djkilldozer]

@Knive89 Stand By Me did it better, in 1986. 

[SerjTankianlol]

@Knive89 Guess who has 2 arms, no legs, and is floating dead in a river, you.

[CFGERProductions]

erm...

lol?

[ZachDrumsYourWorld]

fucking hipsters



[hannahesperanto]

Love the story. Better than Marley & me.

[formis1122]

that was a terrible drop

[Taserer]

HEY GUYS HEY HEY IT'S FAKE HEY AM SURE IT'S FAKE

[Zorathan]

40 people lost their friend.

[Desonas]

@XXSUPERXXZOMBIEXX Get a fu*king life, it's a joke "Fake :/" Even 5years old kid, could tell that its fake, idiot.

[TheCunningAndFought]

I like how he just leaves haha.

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

I don't think her right knee and leg would stay in that position if she were a dead body. (i don't even watch CSI)

[mka6585]

that's why i don't date emo girls

[Desonas]

Fake :/

[0Radio0]

@Desonas Well no shit :/

[XXSUPERXXZOMBIEXX]

@Desonas no shit dumbass

[TansenExoFire]

Why did he run, the body would still be warm?

[MrElitePantieDroppa5]

@TansenExoFire thats nasty man i just really got what you said

[VEKKIO]

@TansenExoFire bhahahaha

[piecharthosen]

@TansenExoFire make sure you wear a condom, shave your pubes, and don't do anything rough with your nails.

[JakovNikolaiKentov]

@TansenExoFire I likethe way you think sir

[djpacman1990]

@TansenExoFire OMG thats so nasty xD

[GoodFellasOne]

@TansenExoFire

Gross... lol...

[DeamonMix]

@TansenExoFire sick fuck

[TansenExoFire]

@DeamonMix Seems like 118 other people disagree with you

[DeamonMix]

@TansenExoFire seems like they'r sick fuck's as well ?

[KieCuster]

@DeamonMix What's wrong with cracking open a cold one?

[DeamonMix]

@KieCuster did i say that? .

[KieCuster]

@DeamonMix Yes in a way, unless you thinking everyone being a sick fuck is for an entirely different reason and not necrophilia.

[firedragoncow1234]

@TansenExoFire I see what you did there...

[hirohxc]

I think the blood is not real...

[gothix114]

@hirohxc Wow really, I had no idea. I think the world is enlightened with your intelligence and wisdom. hirohxc for president.

[caityrockstar]

I thought she was gonna shoot him

[tusksofblood]

Way to rip off 5 second films.

[ililillilillilil]

LMAO!!



[YouPluralTube]

Now a dog should go up and french kiss her dead mouth.

Check Utoob / watch?v=JpyK6Ojnl-0

[LilPinkFuzzyMonster]

you should be awarded :D

[AndrewB170]

Wow, these comments are all the same negative shit. It's a funny video.

[gamedude2468]

I would of raped her dead body and posted it on the internet

[nikki123loveee]

well he said he wanted see a dead body didn't he?

[morbidchid]

Predictable & Old.

[TehCthulhu]

Oldest fucking joke in the world

[godsrightbuttcheek]

Liked it better when it was a 5secondfilms video. Which I liked better when it was an Explosm.net comic.

[ThatsPie]

@godsrightbuttcheek I agree. Let's be hipsters together, this video was terrible.

[godsrightbuttcheek]

@ThatsPie I'm not saying it's terrible, just something that has been done before.

It's the "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke of shock humor

[YodelOutLoud]

Saw that one coming miles away...

[drtazzle]

wut...



[pwdlabr]

I would totally rake her body.

[Dieselspot]

Bit shit...



[Freesilver92]

Michael Cera running form

[yousmelllikeaboot]

@Freesilver92 I laughed so hard at that comment. Don't even know why.

[aslutsky]

why does this seem familiar...oh yeah, 5secondfilms did this exact thing years ago.

[lucrisification]

@aslutsky so did cyanide and happiness.

[labs101021]

Stolen from FunnyorDIe

[suune]

I expected that.

[Loftworthy]

"Written by Stephanie Allynne" Yeah, that must have taken her months of creative ingenuity to come up with that script.

[ant1ph0n]

@Loftworthy 'cause it's obvious you're pro right? douche.

[TwistXUK]

@Loftworthy Only thing you could write is an irritating sentence.

[Loftworthy]

@TwistXUK I was making a joke based on the fact that the "written by" credit was slightly amusing considering how short the script is. I wasn't saying that the video was unfunny or that I could do better. Thankfully you seem to be one of a minority who didn't realise this.

[TwistXUK]

@Loftworthy DERRRP

<3

[LannaSan]

randomness is random

[ebonknight]

Wow...didn't see that coming.

[TwiIight0ne]

@ebonknight Really? I thought it was quite predictable that somebody would get shot already from the title.

[ebonknight]

@TwiIight0ne Yeah I was thinking of a movie where these boys were walking down a railroad track and uttered the same words. I was actually expecting a dead body to pop up and scare everyone.

[justshoe]

@ebonknight you're thinking of stand by me, i think.

[ebonknight]

@justshoe Yeah, that is the movie..lol

[propanobend]

@SeanFilms So? Want a medal?

[catdude122]

Saw that coming

[Bunny0ni0n]

His reaction is the best part.

[robERT60791]

5sf ripoff

[ledsmash]

ketchup

[jumpypride]

wtf...

[rhcpconor]

k...