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  • thats awsome :3

  • BAhahahah!!! YESSSSSS.... I am pleased! xD

  • I love this video it's so awesome

  • i think you are adorable no matter what. fun to be with. an adventure. and i dont

    care what you are. all though if you were stupid, i wouldnt care for that too much.

    you obviously dont have to worry about that though.

  • I just love you... You are so cute, and so very funny... Fu*K what everybody thinks... I think you are great...

  • I freaking love this!!

  • you're cute. :P

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  • I'm still waiting on that hand written letter and Entenmanns cake u_u

  • hahaha. way to go man.

  • This is funny :') but i dont know why people hate you people should love you :D

  • when i saw your most recent video, Lets Get Real i immediately thought of this one and how great it was haha..amazing. just amazing. thank you for this, i quoted it for weeks.

  • "person who's watching" god i love you!

  • I do want to date you! Better get that letter to me so we can start planning! XD

  • LOLZ :D

  • U R AWESOME!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • haha...love this video(:

  • haha...love this vide

  • I just found you today by accident. Glad i stumbled across you video. I'll be expecting that hand written letter soon! You have a great speaking voice, and a very nice appearance. You'd make any parent proud, and any lover happy.

    Hope to see more of you in the future.

  • You know what, good on you for doing this - I mean, how can one youtuber possibly please EVERYONE ....it's virtually impossible. You are YOU, and that's all you should be =] Jess x.

  • REALLY???? i cant keep myself off my cactus either!!! lol jkjkjkjkjkj

  • HAHAHAHAH.

    can i have your treadmill? lol ive always wanted one xD

  • people are writing comments about how funny that was... but he was trying to get a point across. it wasnt all just to make you guys laugh :P

  • you sir, are hot(:

  • u need to pleaase 43 people :[

    ur funny :)

  • Wouldn't being into your cactus hurt just a bit?

    And if you can't keep off of it, how do you still have your virginity?

  • @EmoLoverRyan But if he aims to please everyone, can't he find a way to get around that? ;)

  • Can you sing?

    You've got a great voice! Ö

  • Hnngg you're a girl who calls herself, "dude". MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!

  • @SirSexyAlot ...Are you even trying? 

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup Dear John - You do not look like a girl - Love, Jess x. That is all. =]

  • I fricken love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • hahahaha, how could people dislike this, i am pleased.

    

  • this was both funny and awkward, you can keep your virginity...but i'll take your phone

  • He's totally gonna bake me cookies.

  • do you love my favorite color? cuz i love your favorite color, but if you dont like colors, then i dont like them either.

  • I like you. Can I take your virginity?

  • I don't hate you. You're awesome :D

  • Just one small request john ! install photoshop on my computer !! PLEASE !

  • Hahha why do you wanna please everyone?

    Thats pointless.

    Just be yourself and whoever likes your for you is better then people liking you for who you are trying to be.

    Just saying hahha =D

    && your very cute mister

  • @VlogCandy he said "im talking to only you" so i said "ur kinda talking to 43k ppl" :)

  • @Rayz941 I am him XD Different account. Anyway, OH. I forgot what I said in this video! Gotcha

  • ur kinda talking to 43 000 people :|

  • @Rayz941 wut

  • i hate it when people agree with everything i say.

    ;)

  • Yesh you said asshole!:D I don't hate you!

  • LOOSER!!!!

  • 42 people really are hard to please, lol

  • this is -brilliant- XD

  • love this :) I have recently started watching your videos and I love them all so far. very funny. keep it up!!

  • pretty much crying with laughter love you man

  • Count me among the pleased. :)

  • I'm pleased. Thank you!

  • wow your hot and your getting alot of terrible comments what are you gonna doo?

    you should delete them.

  • I think I'm inlove with you.

  • totally pleased.

    but don't worry about pleasing everyone, because that's something impossible, just be youself and be happy with it. and worry only about your true friends' and mostly about your opinion :)

  • Yes please, move to Philadelphia. Now.

  • I am too pleased.

    My brain might explode.

  • ur really gonna call me cool

  • imagine if that was what real life was like...

    ohhh man

  • Ok I want, uh, You, but if I can't have you can I have that t shirt, the one you're wearing in the video, after you've had it on for a few days, don't bother to wash if, just put it in a plastic bag and mail it to me.

  • your children are mineeeeeee

  • HATERS SUCK

  • I hate people who agree with me all the time... it's lame-o

  • LOL YOU'RE AIGHT WITH ME DUDE

  • LawL!

  • i love you this was awesomee <33

  • LMFAO!

  • you kinda look like Michael from QAF!

  • eff this was the first dudeneedaeaseonup video i ever saw :] it still makes me laugh. john = amazing.

  • i randomly stumbled upon this video and i love it...you're so clever. great video and you did please me..umm that sounds kinda creepy. lol haha bye.

  • Funny

  • I'm SOOOOOOO Pleased! :] <3

  • This was really clever. (:

  • lol, hilarious and so true. XD

  • dude about tht photoshop thing...like seriously it wont work on MY computer

  • awe. :[. poor u..how can anyone hate u i only watched 2 of your videos and i like u alott :].

  • hahahaha. :D awesome. that was cute.

  • LMAO this made my day ... err night cuz its like 9:04 pm over here.

  • Ughm I want COokies :]

  • if you want to do my homework, i wont object. i wouldnt say no to cookies or pie either! ;) you make me larff <33

  • Ok I will take you up on the dating offer JKJKJK =]

  • you said ASSHOLE in the first 5 seconds.

    You FAILED to please mee

    ACCESS DENIED

  • naw

  • ya haw *nods head*

  • kind of. like you look like you're around nineteen or twenty and you're super cute. i mean usually people aren't too attached with wise decisions anymore...

  • are you sure you're a virgin?

  • Is it really that hard to believe?

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup you pleased me with almost everything :D

  • i re-watched (if thats a word..) this video today. it really helped me. : )

  • Omg lLy!

  • XD you are Sooo awesome!

  • hahaha u mustve been bored haha this is awesome btw =]

  • *After watching video*

    INSANELY RANDOM!!!

  • you dont need hateful comments your fine

  • you are so hot an i think u should date me cause im a hottie

  • i love this, ahah! i was so entertained :)

  • i love this video ur sooo cool

  • but its totally awesome

  • i love you too

  • is it a goal to please everyone if its just because you want people to like you then dont do that and wow never stop making your videos id love to date you lol and i want a bird jk

  • you really dont need hateful stuff because why dont they like i mean who doesnt like you

  • you dont need to please everyone and you are great

  • make me a taco

  • i cant believe you get hate comments why i think your awesome alot of people do if you know the reason tell me it makes no sence to me

  • and I am totally convinced :D

  • totally dig this vlog. =]

  • If I could sum this video up in one word. That word would be 'gold'.

    I just think that everything said in this vlog was so well put and extremely hilarious.

  • lmao wow i love him this video made me laugh so much =]

  • You seem to have missed the point

  • @em3raldcity Dude, give him a break, his videos are hilarious, this is one of my favorites.

  • LMAO! This was hilarious! xD

  • WTF!! y wuld u try to please n/e 1.. iff they cant except u 4 who u r them eff them! and iff ur reading thiss comment and u have sumthing negative o2 say then go kik rockss.,

  • It's been more than a year, and I'm still waiting for my handwritten letter, mister.

  • I'm so pleased. :]

  • i just agreed to everything you just said in this video because you're too freakin cute! seriously! <3333333

  • Hey i have a good question, if two virgins take eachothers virginity, would they both still be virgins? they may not have their own but they do have it...

  • That made me laugh soooo hard. Especially the cactus comment.

  • I love you!

    lol

    you keep making amazing videos

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    That was freaking awesome.

  • Oh don't worry, I'm pleased! :D

  • if you kidnap taylor lautner and brainwash him to stay with me and only me id love you forever ;p

  • :D I am pleased...

  • this is my favortie of your vids

  • Aim Me: PpTrat

  • i want ur virginity

  • i want ur fone

  • omg lol plzz stop juss stop tlking lol ur hilarious nd i cnt stop aughing my sides hurt

  • this made meh feel so special lol

  • Hahah this is great :)

  • Freaking hilarious! You are nifty, spiffy, and kooky covered in awesome sauce.

  • I WANNA PIC OF UR DAD!

  • I love you're videos. Call me. now. ;) i don't want a lock of your hair thats creepy. i do want to ge tmarried. haha Philidalphia i want chocolate chip cookies. you're not annoying :) i already have a bike haha i don't want a pic of your dad. lol. i hate obama. teheh. i love plants. but not that much. i want to be in your will! i want your virginity. i already told you that. and your children. Sorry i had to do this! :) Tam.
  • I want a pie My fav color is blue you should make your video's forever we should date ;) i want a new house and a dog (german sheperd) i want to live there i don't want your camera but i do want your phone i'm not overweight so i dont need it. we do have alot in common i love chocolate ice cream i love my hair too. and yours
  • I want you're virginity ;) hehe and i want you're children. oh yes! haha j/k. i like LOVE you. you are HILARIOUS. i am catholic. haha. you can call me whenever. bahaha. you are my fav. youtuber. :) this is the best video ever. chyeah. i bet i sound like a creeper. :P trust me.. I'm not. lol. :) tam.
  • OmGeE LoVE YoU I WaNa mArRy hIm So cUtEe lOvE YOU LoLZ

  • MARRY ME. :D

  • XD Omg I love you.

  • lol you're great XD

  • i swear everytime i watch this it just gets better and better!!

  • ummm wtf?

  • ur cute :) and i absolutely love this video.

    you did please me!

  • hahahahaha...Philidelphia....

    City of Brotherly Love :D

  • lol ur pretty funny and adorable!! say ur favorite color is green and we got us a date!! lol jk anyway ur awesome keep please-ing ppl!

  • lmfaooo uu can call mee anytime ;

    uu can do my homework .

    wats your address ii would like ttoo sendd uu sumthinn aim mee MariahMariex33

    and ma new aim iss MariahFbaybex3 YOU CAN MARRY MEEE (:

    andd pleasee mee (:

    yOur fukkin adorablee (:

  • i love you.

  • be minee forever <33 seriouslyy i love u foreverr, ur ebay items r beastly

  • i call your virginity lol

  • LMFAO this guy is funny

  • yo do my homework

  • ... I'll have your children.

    :DDDDDDD

  • "you can have my virginity" :D welll, if you insist ;)

  • hehheh ur the bestest. :)

  • lol this dude is hilarius hahaha subscribe everybody now!!!!

  • Please me all night long, you stud.

    I'm a guy.

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  • i like ur vids!!! lol

    kellie!

  • I like you john! :)

  • hello, am muslim!

    and i like ur video keep it up!!

    btw i was born in California, Los Angeles.

    But that was funny! video! haha

    xD

  • We Should Toally Get Married! :) :D :P

  • hey!

    i live in philadelphia!

    but i no its a joke so its ok :D

  • "Are you sexually attracted to plants? I cannot keep myself off of my cactus."

    lmfao That's my favorite one. =]

  • That was, by far, the best video ever. Way to please everyone!

  • Lmfaooo this was funnyy xD

  • love your hair!

  • Wow dude you are so funny!! Your videos are freakin amazing!!

  • Can I have you number? Your cute:)

  • I spotted this in the related videos & i really liked that.

    it was really funny but with a lot of meaning :)

    I shall start watching these vids :).

    waiting for my hand written letter reply (as you said in this)

    ly xxxx

  • hahaha lets get married lol jkjkjk

  • BAHAHAHAHA ily :]]

  • hahhahaha  hes cuute nd funnyy hahaah

  • omg ur hilariouse nd funny i love u lmfao

  • LMFAO .

  • how incredibly boring would the world be if everybody tried to please everybody, seriously, think about this.

  • hahahah "are you sexual atracted to plants"

    just LOL!

  • gth...=go to hell

  • i was quite amused till it hit the 3 minute mark. good job, a little overdone but i comend you for your effort haha.

    ps i would really like to have that candle if its still up for grabs HAHA

  • I'm pretty flattered - You love my pajamas. This was funny, and nice fake laugh ?

  • I loved this ^_^

  • So guess what? I love you!

    And this video pleased me greatly.

    Also, I signed up for youtube because I felt it completely necessary to comment on your videos! You're amazing!

  • i kind of ove u