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  • This guy is a douche

  • 33 years, I have never felt PMS symptoms and I always regarded this as a made up excuse my women to seek attention, TLC or perhaps some space. I guess a few developments lately suddenly made me face this at 30 F*k 4! I dread that phase! Stop my car on the highway and cry to no end..ask myself and a lot of people lot of questions. aloud. all in vain, because i kknow the answers already. The anger corrodes my sanity. sadness brings me down. i really hope its a phase that will pass. nt angry with u

  • @Keeps78 I Think ur PMSing hahah,,,yay so am i

  • ERR LOOK AT ME! IM A WOMAN AND MY POON BLEEDS ONCE A MONTH AND I GET TO BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING WHEN I SHOULD REALLY JUST GO SHOVE A DAMN CORK IN MYSELF AND SHUT UP! ...When my wife is on the rag i say stuff like that and she stops bitching and comes back 10 mins later crying saying shes sorry for being mean to me and for me to put the knife down. I love my baby doe. :))

  • @PaidOblivion666 wow..jerkass

  • Really the only girls for whom PMS is a legitimate excuse is for those with menorrhagia. Having those periods is hell and sometimes leaves you bed-ridden, and you're usually not bitchy anyway just crying in pain. A lot of other girls are 'PMS'ing just to list their grievances against those around them and be granted complete amnesty.

  • love how so many guys complain about how bitchy a woman is but what they don't realize is that a woman brought them into this world so they don't have any right to disrespect them.

  • I honestly would love not to turn into a hormonal psycho bitch who feels like a fat ass and who goes in and out of depressed states; but until you come up with some serious meds that actually work, thats never going to happen. So just deal with our shit for a couple days cause we deal with yours 24/7.

  • I would say the girls are pretty much right here (as always), but as you already know, there is no possible way for a man to experience the same pains and bodily functions as you. We will never truly understand your pain. On the flip side, you guys have better sex organs than us as far as raw pleasure is concerned, so I would say its an even trade.

  • I'd really like a guy to try being a girl for about a month and see how they handle it. :P

  • YOU'RE COMPUTER TURNED OFF

  • Im kind of wondering if you've got a girlfriend.. And that not because I'd be interested.

  • You're so immature!! How about you bleed for a week each moth and deal with serious pains and ragging emotions! THEN come back and tell guys how to deal with it!

  • TO HELL WITH YOU MY TYPING IS THE BADASS WAY AND [PLUS YOU CAN READ IT HAIL TO THE KING BABE

  • you can blame satan for PMS. imean jesus, feels like there there a poltergist when on there time of the month

  • Pitchka ti maminu phone... <_<

  • It's funny how i'm watching this when i'm on it. LOL.

  • I DID SMILE and GO BACK WHAT EVER I WAS DOING THEN LADY'S THAT I KNOW WHEN THEY ARE PMSING THEY JUST GET MORE EXTREME UN THINKING PISS DOFF AND GO FUCKING HELL A WALL ITS NOT COOL BRO still i like to PISS THEM OFF just for LAUGHS the small things they FREAK OVER IT FUNNY AS FUCK lol

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  • holy shit...im watching this when im on my period :S

  • Dear Danny,  I love the way you explain crazy topics but what exactly IS PMS?

  • it would seem that many people need to watch the anger management video...

  • can you do a makeup tutorial?(:

  • LOL i love the weird noise youtube makes when you thumbs up

  • u dont get women very well do u

  • @twilighchick0025 what should i do to help you? get you a tissue or something, what

    i understand what pain feels better than you, i train kickboxing and get knocked out, and i don't get mad at everyone that approaches me just because my fucking nose and eyes bleed, and my head feels like it's about to explode

    and what's with this calling me a "boy" means, you little sensitive emotional bitch

  • @marfg12345 You responded to the wrong person.

  • @twilighchick0025 u dont get jokes very well do u

  • easy danny would know just get the fuk outta there

  • 2:25

  • I dont have a mounthly, apparently my body's retarded or something, yet i still have DD tits. explain? XD

  • @mandyroxurworld how old are u???!!!

  • @bbhouk1 15.

  • My period gives me a reason to... owait... Sucks for you ladies, GL!

  • umm... you may make fun of me, but for the longest, i thought it was my phone that made the noise... i sat there and waited for a text message for five minutes..

    i was highly disappointed when i didnt receive one.. :/

  • If my bf ever just smiled and nodded, I'd probably have to go to jail for attempted murder

  • i'm nicer when i'm on mine.

  • Lmfaoooo. My period gives me a reason to act like a bitch.

  • :( I thought this would be funny, but it was, eh... I don't get mean on my monthly. I really wish there was a way for you guys to understand... :(

  • I'm a girl, I deal with this, and I just don't get some girls. Growing up in a house where no one gives a shit how you feel, I just suck it up and deal with it. I don't cry, I don't throw tantrums. Really, I'm just sick of how everyone is always bitching about how horrible girls are on their periods, when about 50% of us aren't like the whiny crybabies people portray us as.

  • @bbhouk1 And im a boy, who just deals with this, and i just dont get some guys. Growing up in an area which is practically run by a drug addicted dumbass who doesnt give a shit how you feel, you just get on your knees suck it up and deal with it. I don't throw tantrums, or cry, really! (honest *COUGH*). I'm just sick of how everyone says guys are fucking assholes obseesed with losing their virginity throughout puberty, when about 5-..AWRIGHT, 5% of us arent pedo gym freaks people think we are.

  • @bbhouk1 I had a gf who said she had some sort of disease that made hers like a super period... She was a legit biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiitch on her monthly. Not sure if it was real or some excuse :) if you know anything about it please feel free to let me know ._.

  • @bbhouk1

    Same for me! I only get pissed, when guys say girls act like bitches for attention, or they do it on purpose. Like seriously, we don't control our hormones.

  • By nodding and smiling we will just keep talking cause we think you care :) haha

  • @97equestrianlover I always show my women I care by giving them $20 when I tell them to gtfo

  • LALALAALALSALALAL I LIKE DANNY'S FACER

  • Prehistoric Monster Syndrome.

  • I love how guys act like we enjoy having blood, bursting out our vagina, once a month, ruining plans that week. Yes, we're moody, stop getting pissed at us. We don't control what happens to every single woman. If you were a real "man" you'd stop being so damn immature, and realize, that we can't control it.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 I dont know why but your first sentence really made me giggle X) But yes I agree men dont quite understand how discomforting it is for us females ! lol

  • @iloveyoudearly97 oohhh, a little blood squirts out and that's the reason why you terorize everyone around you

    seems legit

  • @marfg12345

    Okay, one. It's not "a little." Two. We can't help it if our hormones go crazy. We don't control it. Three. We have cramps. Bad ones. It feels like somebody is constantly stepping on your stomach as hard as they can. Four, If guys..I'm sorry. BOYS like you didn't go around acting like assholes, we wouldn't have a reason to get pissy.  If we had a choice, no girl would want this. Fucking douche bag.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 atleast control yourself, it's no one's fault that you bleed every month, it's not a big deal, keep it to yourself and maybe people will be more considerate to your problem. I have nothing to do with your vagina bleeding so why are you women so mad at everyone when you get menstruation.

  • @marfg12345 We can't control ourselves. Hence the HORMONES. Are you fucking eight? It is a big deal. We do keep it to ourselves. We don't go around, flaunting us getting our periods. Boys will never be considerate, from what I see. Why are we so mad, when we get our period?! It's called mother fucking hormones.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 from what you're saying, i get the feeling that women are weak minded

    you see, you're already cussing and sounding like an idiot

    i believe pms is an excuse for women to let some steam off when they're pissed so they never get judged because they have "pms", which is utter bullshit

    as much as i know, few centuries ago, women never did this, it's the modern way of living that gives you the right to act that way

    if you're about to reply with some anger comment, than better stop

  • @marfg12345

    Yes, I'm cussing. Because you sound like an eight year old. PMS is NOT made up. Ya know, us women, we just love making up stories that we're bleeding from our vaginas, for a week every month, to just let off steam.

    Really? How idiotic can you get? It's not an excuse. Not every girl acts bitchy on her period. If you got shot, and people just stood there, wouldn't you get pissed, and start bitching? We only get pissed because boys like you who are rude to us.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 stop being dramatic, no one gets shot during their period, you have no idea how being shot feels like

    get over it and shut up, i can't even imagine how can someone be mad at someone because their own personal problems

    it's never an excuse

  • @marfg12345 How old are you?! I'm not being dramatic. You're a boy, you don't understand what we go through. The pain hurts. A lot. No, I don't know how being shot feels, but I never said anybody got shot. I said, if you got shot, and were IN PAIN, and people did nothing, you'd get mad. I was explaining why we get pissed when we're in pain.

    I can't get over my period. Not until menopause. Without women having periods, your moronic ass wouldn't be alive.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 Please excuse our youthful ignorance. Although its somewhat difficult to think otherwise when this disorder is flaunted as an excuse to be a total bitch and then take no shit for it. So honestly, wanting to understand how to deal with PMSing girls doesn't make us "immature" or any less of "real" men. And for the record, it is controllable to a degree.

  • @shortininja I know that it is controllable to a degree. But if you have it bad; you can't control what happens. When you're in pain, you sometimes snap. I do it. I never mean it, but I do freak out more easily. I can controllable how bitchy I act. But, at times I can't.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 Get over it?

  • @drummerfreakdudeman

    Yes. I will get over painful cramps, and wanting to throw up at everything, while also bleeding.  I'll get right on that.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 It's really that bad? You should see a doctor... I've dated women who say it's hardly noticeable then I dated a few who say its pretty bad then I dated one who said she had some sort of super period that is like 20x stronger than normal womens and it makes her want to rip my face off... You can guess that relationship only lasted another 20 seconds. From the way you describe it... you might have that last one soooo yeah get that checked out :)

  • @HDGodStyle

    It's not bad if your period is heavy. There's nothing wrong with that girl. Whatever she gets, her mom, grandmom great-grandmom, etc got.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 As a woman myself, with regular periods, I must say that we (as females) can control what we say and our attitude...yes periods are uncomfortable but it's not a licence to treat everyone like shit...

  • @MsAsianNinja

    It's kind of hard to control everything you say when you feel like everybody is annoying you, and or trying to piss you off. I have a short temper, and I have since I was young.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 Yeah but because you're aware of the way you usually react when you're angry, or how you feel when angry, it's only up from here. You know how you tend to feel so therefore you should be able to catch yourself- which will take time. It's not everyone's fault you have a short temper, but it is your fault for not learning how to control yourself.

  • @MsAsianNinja I understand that. But, I will snap on somebody if I know for a fact that they're pissing me off. Period or no period. It doesn't matter. And there are different levels of how bad you feel during your period.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 What you just said was different from your original post where you told all men to "deal with it" because we can't control our PMS- which we can, the emotional part at least.

  • @MsAsianNinja

    We can control the emotional part. But sometimes, with some people, the littlest thing will set us off.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 Anger is an emotion too...

  • @MsAsianNinja

    -.- I understand that. What I'm saying is, even if we have our emotions under control, we can sometimes snap.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 I understand that, but what I'm saying is that with practice you'll snap less...

  • @MsAsianNinja

    Not all the time. It is controllable, but even my mom snaps easily. It depends on how stressed you are during your time.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 Yeah I know, but going back to my op, you can't blame it on your period. Just cause you're menstruating doesn't give you the right to treat everyone else like crud.

  • @MsAsianNinja

    I know it doesn't give you a reason. When I do snap, I don't go around blaming it on my period. Most of the guys do that.

  • @iloveyoudearly97 But on your op you said "If you were a real 'man' you'd stop being so damn immature and realize that we can't control it." It being PMS, but my point is that you can...

  • @MsAsianNinja That's pretty much completely different from what you originally said...

  • @MsAsianNinja actually, in a lot of cases women can't control it, some of us go through and EXTREEME amount of discomfort, sometimes it causes people to throw up everytime they're on their period, so ofcourse they arnt going to sit well with the things annoying them.

    imagine somone is hitting u in the stomach with a sledgehammer constantly, how are you going to react to someone who bothers you? i know i dont go around pmsing on people but with the pain i experience i understand why others do

  • @kerry0010 Yes but just because you're in pain doesn't mean you automatically have the right to treat everyone like crap because it's not their fault. Although there are cases, like how you described, not all females feels like that while on their periods and those people have to right to simply blame their bad attitudes on the fact that they are bleeding. Being on your period is not a good excuse to be a bitch, being in pain is a different reason altogether.

  • @kerry0010 *no...not to...

  • Ur wearing a shirt xD

  • I don't get pms

  • i barely even get any symptoms. just like a short burst of a cramp once in a while and fatigue. i dont get bitchy or nothing. so yeah not all girls are nightmares once a month.

  • Sadly, you got it all wrong. I am a women and ignoring a girl on PMS is going to make her talk and scream at you until you LISTEN! And by the way, we are not crazy ladies. I don't think you would like to see blood come out of your body for 7 days Every month. So before saying we're CRAZY, try to put yourself in our position!

  • Haha, i don't get pms but a friend of mine gets so emotional durung that time that she just starts crying at any given moment.

  • Your hair looks amazing in this one!<3:*

  • pms = penis ma-sturbation

  • penis munching syndrome

  • like if you noticed the monkey in the background (:

  • Batty chicks...love it.

  • Pms= pissed at men syndrome

  • @Breybrey1104 It's actually more like pissed at life and sometimes other girls but i see what you're saying.

  • I freaking love these videos! :D

  • HAHAHAHAHA X'DD PICKA TI MAMINU X'DD

  • Pissed at men syndrome lol think about it

  • It doesnt work :S

  • O.o

  • keep pressing 2:26 hahahaha

  • Keep Pressinq 1 It Sounds Like He's Sayinq Ass

  • i like pressing 3. it goes to the hammer of thor :P

  • im am one of the 2 of 5 :((((

  • I get pms bad! But some times shot happens on this week such as: If your brother wakes you up at 5:00am saying it's 7:20am, and Your late for school, I friggin kick you in the balks!! And then finaly getting to school where you find your girlfriend, who is cheating on you for your best friend, I pour coffee down your underwear. Yea thanks, BITCHES NOW GTFO!! >:O

  • What does he say at the end?!?! Please tell me I need to know!

  • @Mst3kwoot He sais: "you mother's cunt - phone" (pichka ti maminu - phone)

  • my pms hets so bad i just lash out at everyone haha all the guys in my house know when "its that time of the month" and they just stay out of my way..or out of the house lmfao

  • like the hammer of THOR!!!!

  • sooo I dont get PMS :D most girls r just too emotional...

  • its funny watching this video while on pms.

    thanks danny, u make the blues (or reds) go away

  • @Miriah66starshine lmao I agree, I wish the clip was longer tho haha

  • @Miriah66starshine AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...............­tha reds?!?!?!

    :O

  • he looks like kiko from el chavo del 8

  • P = Prehistoric

    M = Monster

    S = Syndrome

    Source: PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

  • I was going to laugh but then i cried instead, guess i'm hopped up on creating life.

  • PMS means pissed at men syndrome! :{ )

  • you are a really funny guy i wish were living nest to me!

  • I actually don't PMS. XD

  • well, what does my poor dad do? he has 4 women in his house

    (including my mom) with pms at the same time.

  • @natdot2804 my dad has 6!

  • nice drawings

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  • popsicle mutilation lolz

    

  • Hammer of thor xD xD xD

  • @chotanya

    *smiles and nodds head* yeah! Ok, im agreeable *continues typing*

  • the hammer of thor lmfao xD

  • HAHA! my pms just went away! thaaanks!

  • Why are you doing this to me phone? <3

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  • @epic1element

    True story.

  • The video was funny but I dodnt think guys should give opinions about periods or anything to do with periods. They have no idea how periods can feel. It might be the worse thing in a woman's life. So when someone calls a woman immature for the way she acts cuz of the pms I get mad. Guys r the immature ones for even thinking like that. They can't understand the woman so they should stop giving stupid opinions on anything that involves them.

  • i turned into a hater while watching this vid.

  • u look handsome here (:

  • Wait I got one, buy a bullet proof vest and get them some shoes

  • I kinda have BMS.... B***hy man syndrome

  • actually, the best way to deal with a girl on her period is to just sit back, let her bitch about things that she wants to, agree with her, and be the most ball-less guy you can be until she either goes away, or gets a migraine and then go get her some Excedrin Migraine xD lol!!!

  • females need to grow up and get over it thats life act like an adult not like a spoilt brat kid

  • I hate how a guy can sometimes tell when your on your period. I keep extra ibuprofen in my purse and backpack:) I'm ready:D

  • .50 hilarious face! ------Yeah it sucks to have PMS but girls can deal. Some times it way to hard and we need a breather (imma girl too) but that when you TAKE A BREATHER any woman/girl can handle PMS and if you can't then just stay to yourself (or write some depressing poetry or something) or justtake some effing pamperin or tylonal or ibuprofen or somein.

  • what is the difference between women in PMS and a terrorist? with the terrorist you can negotiate =D

  • P-Peeing

    M-men

    S-Seize the oppertunity to read while peeing...or not.

  • if you are happy when im pmsing... it just kinda pisses me off more lol

  • Funny .... #FUpms.com....

  • "That's where chicks get all hyped up on creating life, and then bring their emotions down on you like the hammer of THOR." hahahahaha 

  • 1:36 OMFG

  • "thats where chicks get all hopped up in creating life, and then bring their emotions down onto people like the Hammer of Thor" thats funny, and in some cases accurate

  • holy fucking shit. i dont know .. i .. i .. should i laugh or cry?

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  • @daughterofeve7 haha ya :)....Cept no love, it was a question presented by a viewer and responded to on his show, so having not picked the questions himself that statement does not apply to this respectable and entertaining man.

  • @daughterofeve7 You would understand if u were a guy and you had to deal with pms

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  • @daughterofeve7 just take midol (: its NORMAL to go thru those unavoidable changes during the month. Ima girl, i don't complain and you shouldn't have to complain about 'em to everyone around you. and a man does understand, they don't feel what we feel, but they do understand. just ask my 3 brothers & my boyfriend(:

  • @daughterofeve7 thats tru sister! mans dont understand our menstrual process at all.

  • @daughterofeve7 - There is NO excuse for mean and batty behaviour of women when htey have PMS. Sure you might get emotional/stressed - but lets face it girls (i'm a woman btw), you KNOW when you are about to come on, so why not get a clue? You can realise why you might be extra sensitive, and just tone it down a little. There are too many excuses and I don't think 'oh i can't help it, its nature' is a good one. We are intelligent creatures!! Men are understanding, but not if you bitch at them

  • @daughterofeve7 typical bullshit. "I just can't help it" Are you really unable to control your actions? Then that means no woman should be allowed near a vehicle, heavy machinery, or office because if you lose control of your actions and judgment is affected then you obviously have no control and it isnt your fault, thus you need to be treated like a child and withheld those until you regain control. Wait you dont like that do you? Either take responsibility for your own actions or quit whining

  • @quarrel02 and so would you if you were a GIRL who actually had to deal with it.

  • is he stoned???

  • Haha if my husband nods and smiles at me if I am PMS (aka giving me the blow off) and I will rip his head off.

  • my way of dealing with PMS-ing chicks is to take a 3-7 day vacation far far away :D

  • WHY R U DOING THIS TO ME PHONE

  • that's so awkward. but so, so right.

  • PMS? as yer period? idk . . . i got mine in 5th if thts wht yer tlkin bout and i aint a meanine head i juss get the muchies and im the same person?

  • @Cakeypie13 PMS is everything during "that time"...the cramps, the headaches, the moodiness, the bloating...but some women have huge mood swings and stuff...not all women are the same though...

  • @kkc0161 well im must be one of them different ones. bci get bloating and cramps, but no deadaches or moodiness. . . .im juss hungry and the same happy me after the cramps r gone. lol which olny lasts 4 like 40mins tops

  • chick on pms: you're a fuckin douche bag, and i hate you!

    dude: *nods* :D ok!

  • @kkc0161 lol thank you for just making my day

  • dude you are the scariest thing to watch when someone is on LSD. My Best friend literally just screamed like a little girl after watching most of this video. And he has a James Earl Jones type of voice.

  • @ how2do777 You'll find out in a middle school health class.

  • LOL!!!!! xD

  • You should do a video just of you making silly noises and faces... it would make me happy. :D

  • THIS IS MY FAVORITE!! HILARIOUS!

  • ot yell at then like "I MAKE MILLIONS OF LIFE FORMS A DAY!" also how do dudes make sperm? like realy. squirt squirt

  • jebem ti mater u picku bre